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  1. avatar SkyMan77 says:

    The early years at DARPA… “Sir…Uh, please tell me that was a back fire…”

  2. avatar Kapeltam says:

    Military cutbacks forces soldiers to improvise.

    1. avatar John says:

      welcome to Detroit bitch

  3. avatar AaronW says:

    The equality bicycle – every passenger is assigned steerage class…

  4. avatar Joe R. says:

    Teased mercilessly for their idea, Waco detectives were forever edgy with other bikers.

  5. avatar BLAMMO says:

    Except for the black powder rifle, there’s no carbon footprint. And we only use that as a last resort.

  6. avatar Vhyrus says:

    The chitty chitty bang bang sequel was not nearly as successful as the original.

  7. avatar Almost Esq. says:

    Environmentalists told me to car pool, so what’s the problem?

  8. avatar DonS says:

    Hey Wilbur! What if we could make this thing __fly__ ?!!??!

  9. avatar schernobyl says:

    Early Doomsday Peppers test their end of the world transportation

  10. avatar Andrew Lias says:

    We need to keep up with that JATO equipped Impala!

  11. avatar Badgerman says:

    Introducing the new model of bicycle for the modern day Chicago Bike Messenger. The “Chirag 2000”. Rahm Emmanuel approved!!!

  12. avatar Sammy^ says:

    An early British assault cycle.

  13. avatar Sammy^ says:

    An early British backfire assault cycle.

  14. avatar Dustin says:

    Green Hornet Lite.

  15. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    French retreat/surrender cycle.

  16. avatar Robert W. says:

    Who needs a bell on your bike when you have a .38.

  17. avatar William Burke says:

    When Britain disarmed its citizenry, Nigel and Ollie resolved to flee the island via the English Channel – with Scotland Yard it hot pursuit.

  18. Bike lane? We don’t need no stinking bake lane!

  19. Branch Davidian mission trip.

  20. avatar Paul53 says:

    Few remember the armed bike, predecessor to the armored car.

  21. avatar Paul53 says:

    Proof of concept for the tank.

  22. avatar anaxis says:

    After being chased by Black Shuck while on his way to the pub for a pint, Archibald swore he’d be ready for it next time.

  23. Elvis’ European tour. Couldn’t bring the Caddy but he brought all the contents.

  24. avatar CRF says:

    Nobody needs a multi gear, multi caliber, high capacity assault bicycle with a seat thing that goes up!

  25. avatar Jason says:

    Misters Smith and Wesson venture forth on their first sales call.

  26. avatar Downrangefuture says:

    The first testing of a ballistic propulsion system ended in failure when it was determined that a .38 provided insufficient braking force.

  27. avatar Paul53 says:

    Yeah, but what if somebody tries to steal it when we’re not around?

  28. avatar jwm says:

    When Sam Peckinpah ran out of money.

  29. …and they shall beat their swords into plowshares, and their firearms into bicycles: nation shall not lift up sword against nation, neither shall they learn war any more.

  30. avatar Ralph says:

    Lance Armstrong showed that a cyclist needs an edge, but the Smith & Wesson Cycling Team took things a bit too far.

    1. Now that’s what I call a wheel gun!

  31. avatar Jon says:

    Gun bike, now in tandom configuration for when you need a tail gunner.

  32. avatar jwm says:

    Neighbors pit bull chasing you every time you ride your bike down the street? Contact ACME. We have a sweet deal on this one of a kind bike.

    Ordered by a Mr. Wile E. Coyote and unfortunately never delivered because of a tragic accident involving Mr. Coyote and a large rock.

  33. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    Batman and Robin, the early years…. before spandex, and the batmobile…..

  34. avatar Phil LA says:

    No matter how you dress it up, two dudes on a tandem bike is gay.

  35. avatar Gunr says:

    Dam! I’m caught in the chain! You forgot the pant leg clips again!

  36. avatar Paul G says:

    Which way to the open carry parade?

  37. avatar Billy-bob says:

    Chitty chitty bang bang originally had more ‘bang’ .

  38. avatar Former Water Walker says:

    Guns-lots of guns…NEO.

  39. avatar Paul53 says:

    OK, I’ll be the first to admit it. De-militarizing law enforcement has gone too far.

  40. avatar Gregolas says:

    Mr. Banks’ employers out to get even with Mary Poppins.

  41. avatar Rick K says:

    Vito said we gotta go in hot and heavy, but quiet on this job Frankie.

  42. The energy crisis took its toll even on Scotland Yard’s famed “Flying Squad”…

  43. avatar PeterK says:

    Saving the environment and pissing off anti-gunners. Win-win.

  44. avatar Troutbum5 says:

    Q”s first project with MI6.

  45. avatar Ing says:

    The hands-down winner of the U.S. Army’s new modular handgun system contract.

  46. avatar John L. says:

    Early British attempt at an APC … less the “A”

    Note the Union Jack headlight lens…

  47. avatar dh34 says:

    The SAS armorers test the first Rat Patrol prototype vehicle.

  48. avatar Pieslapper says:

    Ambiguously gay duo, The Early Years.

  49. avatar Geoff PR says:

    “I said keep pedaling! I’m reloading!”

  50. avatar Pantera Vazquez says:

    -“can you see me now?”

    -very first “watch for bikes, share the road” ad.

  51. avatar Al M. says:

    The first prototype rapid response vehicle for the L.A. original SWAT team. They had a very small budget.

  52. avatar dh34 says:

    Hah hah hah

    Juice all you want, Mr. Lance “I keep winning the Tour d’ France” Armstrong…

  53. avatar IdahoPete says:

    “SHARE THE ROAD !! Or else.”

  54. avatar mark s. says:

    Dick Van Dike in ‘ Shitty Chitty Bang Bang ‘
    Every where we go , Shitty Chitty we depend , Bang Bang Shitty Chitty Bang Bang , our fine two fender friend .

  55. avatar schernobyl says:

    Britain’s s last open carry parade was lightly attended

  56. avatar mark s. says:

    The new Schwinn ‘ Bug Out Bike ‘ , only $ 1,429.99 at TIMMY’S GUN AND PAWN . By Iver Johnson Arms Co.

  57. avatar mark s. says:

    Marty and Dwight just got married and are headed to their weekend getaway honeymoon in Harlan , Kentucky ,

  58. avatar mark s. says:

    Mike and Frank scored this week on ‘ American Pickers ‘.

  59. avatar mark s. says:

    Rick and Darrell headed out to rescue Glenn from the Zombie hoards .

  60. avatar Mercutio says:

    I’ll see your Harley and raise you a Schwinn….

  61. avatar RatInDaHat says:

    I think we need a few more.

  62. avatar RatInDaHat says:

    On our way to the boat.

  63. avatar Martin B says:

    In his latest effort to “Make Hitler Littler”, Basil St John Fortesque assembled a bicycle corps to make a one man army. When this failed due to insufficiency of Bovril, he enlisted his nephew Nigel, a spiv from Accrington, to help propel his tandem version. After ten minutes, Nigel pushed off to take Doris to a nightclub run by Italians of dubious repute. This left Basil stranded, so he surrendered to a passing Luftwaffe parachutist, who promptly surrendered back. He finally pushed the tandem into a canal, where it remains to this day.

  64. avatar tsbhoA.P.jr says:

    birmingham small arms had some market identity issues before management diversified.

  65. avatar patrick says:

    I call shotgun!

  66. avatar DaveC says:

    The predecessor to the Hodaka Combat Wombat of the Vietnam war.

  67. avatar Xaq Fxx says:

    Gunbike Diplomacy

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