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“The Mobile Infantry made me the man I am today.”
“Come on you apes, you wanna live forever? (Where’s them damned alien Predators when you really need ’em?)”
Don’t worry, I’ve emailed Secretary Clinton….help is on the way.
“THEM” A classic movie I hope no one tries to remake.
“Make me a sergeant in charge of the booze! Make me a sergeant in charge of the booze!”
A sci-fi classic from the Golden Age.
Only re-up inducement that I would have given second thoughts to.
Amen to that, brother. Just wait till State Trooper Sgt Jame Whitmore shows up with the Thompson. Oh, the good ole’ days when government men, even in the movies, could be trusted to do the right thing, and remain manly at the same time. No psychoanalysis or second guessing required. But then, these guys were all WWII vets in real life (Whitmore had been a Marine officer and James Arness was a former Army infantryman wounded at Anzio). Since they already had seen the elephant, what’s an overgrown ant to them?
This movie came out when my dad was a kid, and he told me about going to the theater to see it. Its still one of my favorites, even with all the high budget effects of today. I love this film.
Began in Radium Springs New Mexico. Downtown Radium Springs consists of a one truck volunteer fire department and The Blue Moon Bar. There’s not even an intersection for miles. (look on a map between Las Cruces and Hatch. It’s several miles West of I-25).
There was a ventilation fan in the parking garage where I used to work which made the exact “Wheet! Wheet! Wheet!” sound of the ants in this film. Every time I heard it, I’d throw my hands to my ears and pretend to scream “THEM!” like the little girl. No one ever got it.
It’s alright honey… this is a 45!
THEM! Beat me to it-a great movie even with cheesy effects. “Make me a sargent in charge of the beer”…
“Get a magnum! Get a magnum”, I kept telling you, But oh no you said, “A 22 cost a lot less to shoot!”
Damned neighbers and their exotic pets. I’m sending a strongly worded letter to the HOA.
I think he’s after your super wide extended frame glasses!
Hon, would you mind going to the car and bringing me the .450 Marlin from the trunk please?
Quick Marge, throw him a Snickers!
kukla didn’t notice that charlotte had crawled into the transmogrifier…
No, it’s only a transmogrifier when the opening is facing down…
In the sequel to “Them,” a mutated race of tiny, well-dressed people take on normal-sized flying ants with nothing more than a .9mm handgun.
Quick honey, hand me that 30 round clip-a-zine thingy!
When you said your Aunt is coming for dinner I didn’t the that we were on the menu…
I didn’t think… (tru dat)
Wait, I think it may be Muslim! Don’t want to offend any of those!
Where are my bacon-stuffed hollow points?
I take back what I said. There’s ONE scenario where a “trunk gun” makes sense.
Whitmore’s trunk gun in the movie was a tommy gun. Better times, those.
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Entering VATS mode. Target Antenna.
You said crabs! Not giant effing ants.
Guns are useless tools of cowards! Just put up a sign and this’ll all go away when the media fails to report it. It’s it not on the evening news, it didn’t happen!
Don’t worry dear, I’ve got the shoulder thing that goes up.
I’m here for your lead and picnic foods, bring them to me.
The modern man would run for help and leave the woman to fight the bugs til he got back.
A quote from The Modern Man: “Do whatever you want to her; just let me go.”
Brave brave modern NYT man
When danger reared its ugly head,
Modern NYT man bravely turned and fled…
Is ‘NYT’ pronounced ‘nit’ as in wit?
As in “baby louse”.
In times like these, I believe Modern Military Man would call upon his buddies, the agents from SPECTRE…AC130 SPECTRE that is…for close encounters of the danger close kind
“Come in my kitchen one more time AND YOU’RE DEAD!!!”
GET THE ANTENNAE! HE’S HELPLESS WITHOUT THEM!!
Love that movie. Helicopters, bazookas, flamethrowers, rifle-launched grenades… machine guns…
Jeeps in sewers. What’s not to like?
Ohmigod! It’s a Foaming Feinstein!
Feinstein never looked that good!
I demand that you apologize for that baseless and unwarranted slander against giant bugs!
“Is this gonna be a stand-up fight, or just another bug hunt?”
I knew I should have gone out with the Orkin Man
An Oerlikon man would have been a better bet, as in 20mm.
In this case, I think I’d go with a twin 40mm
“First one that comes out the f*cking ground gets a… gets a *lead salad*, you understand?”
“Of course im not going to shoot it darling! I only use it to bully a bunch of moms so I figured it would also work on most ants!”
Bah dum Ching. Aunts…. I kill myself… Hahahahahhahah
When interviewed, the ant queen said that although Bobby had a tough childhood, he had just started community college and was really starting to turn his life around.
Another tragedy caused by guns.
So where is the can of Raid?
Many anti gunners recommend spraying your attacker in the eyes with bug spray.
a different kind of anty gunner
First they came after the bug-spray. Then they came after the guns.
Don’t ya worry sweet-cheeks! This here’s a .45, if it’s got a soul it’ll kill it!
.45? Just like a man. Try to convince a woman a snubnose .38 is a long barreled .45.
Hey c’mon! .38?.45? A hole’s a hole, don’t sweat the details. 😉
I think we are going to need a bigger gun….
105mm recoiless rifle should be about right deer but remember to step well to the side after you load it.
The “Men in Gray” were the “Men in Black”, before the chum-ba-ya moment!
Careful Edgar he’s comin’ for your suit!
We’ll be OK – Just wet yourself and throw up!
Holy crap, woman! What did you slip into my drink?
“Don’t shoot it Jim. For God’s sake, it’s black. Think of the riots. And do you want Sharpton and Jackson down here”?
“When you told me you had a giant, hairy ant a different image jumped to my mind.”
Looks like a pet rock with legs
Dammit, Tom, Weaver stance!
9mm, 40, 45ACP, I kill spiders with my 38 special
No worries, I have live viruses in my hollow points.
“I guess it didn’t see ‘monster free zone’ signs”
Springfield Armory – Bring enough gun.
“You see, this is why I wanted a Desert Eagle!”
See, I wasn’t lying–I CAN shoot the eye out of an ant at 50 yards!
“Dammit Jim! I’m a doctor, not an exterminator! “
So that’s what she looks like when the pantsuit comes off. No wonder Willy’s willy liked chubby interns.
OK guys, time to bug out!
“Take a trip to Australia” they said.
“Not every critter there can kill you” they said.
I swear, if we make it out of this, I am going to kill our travel agent.
Sweet Jesus,! Its Hillary! Quik, send in the bill and Monica! Oh the humanity!!!
“Who needs more than five rounds?” Umm…THIS GUY!
Another youth cut down by gun violence in his formic-tive years.
by Ogden Nash
The ant has made himself illustrious
Through constant industry industrious.
Would you be calm and placid
If you were full of formic acid?
“No don’t shoot! It’s my ant!”
I’ll give it a shot, but this little pistol ain’t gonna do shit!
I picked a bad day to quit drinking! 🙂
Who wants to take your firearms ? Them.
It’s alright I am wearing my Benghazi scented cologne the monster will pretend we are not here.
Don’t worry 7 shots and a nice trigger is all that is needed in combat.
Darn it, this gun is my .9 mm, what I need is my 90 mm to kill that bug!
Now this, this is the moment for a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.
“He’s coming right for us!”
remember, children. Duck and Cover.
Defensive Gun Use of the Day: Mutant Ant Edition
Charlie Walters of Erie, Pennsylvania had quite a surprise Friday afternoon when he returned home early from work…[read more]
Don’t worry. It’s just Shannon Watts without her makeup!
Dang! I wish I had a flamethrower right now!
(The movie is Them! for those who didn’t know. It’s one of the first giant mutant bug scifi movies, and it’s pretty good)
Ants ! “Crashing picnics is our business !”
Honey I told you that cheap pesticide you bought was only going to feed THEM! You should have gotten raid.
GET OFF OF MY LAWN!!!
While out hunting in Texas, the Kee’s got into more than they bargained for while trying to relieve that “itch”
They didn’t consider this scenario when they decided we needed only 10 rounds in a magazine!
Damnit Martha, I told you we should have sprung for the 10mm model!
Gloria and Jim’s marriage was on the rocks because , according to Gloria , Jim had ants in his pants .
I saw this article on Huff Post last night . This photograph was taken on the outskirts of town in Fuckushemi Japan .
Jones next door really goes all out on Halloween decorating.
” Hey guys “, can you tell me how to get to the Macy’s parade ?
Just another result of ‘ Global Warming ‘.
“We’re going to need a bigger boat.”
“Yeah, that doesn’t really apply here.”
While out strolling through his garden , Adam found two tiny creatures trying to steel his crooked weed .
The rest is history .
Not knowing he was standing in front of the drive in theater screen , Michael , hopped up on whacky weed , pulled out his 38 snub and put 6 tiny holes in the paper and tin . OOOPS !
You can tell it’s a hoax because the shadows are all wrong and the dust would have been floating more distinctly around them , this is definitely a government forgery . Damn those illuminati conspirators .
Ancient Alien Theorist believe this was one of our ancestors , what say you ?
Not clearly seen in this photograph , found inside a newly discovered Egyptian tomb , are the wings , folded neatly behind the ant gods back legs .
Tastes like chicken.
Uh oh. I know what you’re thinking Mr. Bloomberg, did he load all 10 or only 7?
“You know honey, I was wondering why they put those three exclamation points
on the NO PICNICKING!!! signs.”
“And in other news, a local man was charged with numerous violations of Federal and state hunting laws for hunting an endangered species, using toxic (lead) projectiles on migratory game, hunting over bait (a cute brunette in a 50’s outfit complete with nylons and a silly hat), exceeding the three round maximum shell capacity, and not wearing hunter safety Orange.”
“Darn, I almost had her willing to recreate the beach scene in ‘From Here to Eternity’ and then THIS happens…”
John: “Mary, I told you I should have bought that tank I came across on Armslist when I had the chance.”
Mary: “Well John, I just don’t know what my friends over at PETA and the other animal rights groups would say. Besides, Can’t you just get some bug spray or something?”
John: “Really Mary? Do you think the make a can big enough for this?”
Mary: “I don’t know John. You’re the man. You’re supposed to take care of these things.”
John: “I’m Trying! Now would you leave me be so I can figure this out??!!”
Mary starts to cry, and John starts feeling bad for yelling. He puts his arm around her and apologizes, kissing her gently on the check. Telling her every thing is going to be all right, she looks up and smiles. As they turn back towards the ant the last thing they see is a big pair of mandibles crushing them as the ant pops them into it’s mouth.
What variety of Colorado medicine created this fantasy Dave ?
Something smells pretty skunkey in your house this .morning ,
Late to the party but:
“Remember when I said: ‘this is how you get ants?’! Well!”
What do we do now? His eyes have NO WHITES!
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