You say it’s an inhaler?
“You say this is an example of what the savages in the US use to defend themselves? “Preposterous!”
“We didn’t know it was loaded Milord, I’ll get someone to clean that up off the floor.”
This is the last handgun in the UK? Good I’ll take it home…uh I mean I’ll dispose of it right away!
The guy in the rear left says: Do want.
A 32 auto? Really, Mr. Bond…. haven’t you read arfcom lately?
Which button makes the shoulder thing go up?
I like guns. I need to buy more guns.
Matching numbers and signed by Browning? Best I can do is $1.50.
Double action, single action? What the hell’s that?
Not a caption, but…
Doesn’t the judge look like Rudy Guliani?
“This didn’t taste at all like chocolate.”
What is this thingie that goes up?
So, this is a gun! Never seen one before though I have sent people to war to use them….Interesting device though, I’m not sure how it works.
You say this thing was dug up with a mammoth skeleton?
Damned dangerous way to light a cigarette. Look what happened to that Dreyfus chap. Shot his own nose off. Silly damn French person.
“You say our pension is invested in the company that makes these? Divest immediately!”
Once we remove all forms of arms from our Subjects possession nothing can overpower our control!!! They will be at our mercy yet we will be merciless…
I ordered a Judge and I got this instead!
Fools! I told you non MIM parts!
The instructions say; “Look in the end, flip the switch, and my entire life will be revealed to me in a flash.”
She had this hidden where?
she had a pp in her pee pee?
*In brittish butler voice* “By goodness sir, this is the most freshest gat that I have ever seen!”
“Phaser in the 40 watt range ?”
“Careful, sir; it goes off for like, no reason.”
I sent for the Grenadier Gaurds and got this?
“It’s a helluva lot louder than the old gavel!”
And in the final item in Commander Bonds will we have his service pistol. Still with the unfortunate jam.
This isn’t really a handgun. We banned them years ago.
Where does the 30 round automatic clipazine go?
So this is what has that horrible Clinton woman’s knickers in a twist?
this is a dangerous new gun category the “Assault Pistol” ;^) (because pistols didn’t assault anything before we coined this term)
The Court finds that this item is, in fact, a hammer!
Looks like that big gat had a gitten !
“Due to budget cuts we have to carry out executions ourselves….”
“‘AirSoft’, it says. Is that like a water softener, for air?”
“Finally I’m allowed to touch one! So, is it loaded?”
I’m a butt man myself
“You know this would be a perfect shape for a Pop-Tart.”
You say this is a killer? Funny, it seems to be pretty docile by itself.
I love the inscription, “With love, Hillary.” What a gal.
So, THIS is what freedom looks like. Can’t have that now can we?
“After many years of Colt not being in production this is the best they can do” garbage! “Never Mind go Find me what they call a Glock”
A Walther? In Italy? Patriotism is dead!
So, this is the root of all evil?
“I don’t see the part that makes it fire on its own. Sorry, you’ve proven you didn’t read the instructions. Not that the instructions were defective.”
“Yes I know we agreed on a price beforehand, and you drove 150 miles to meet, but if you look here on the slide you’ll notice a tiny inconsistency on the finish. I’m afraid I can only offer you ten dollars for a weapon in this condition!”
So this is the contraption they pulled out of Putin’s ass before they hung him ?
Yes, you’re right. I do feel more evil just holding it.
This thing is filthy! Wonder if anybody will notice if I use the white hankie around my neck to clean it up a bit.
Why yes, I, I do feel aroused and, and, more masculine.
What’s this peculiar lever that exposes a red spot?
Uh that would be the safety, your excellency.
Safety? Well then, I fail to see what all the hubbub is about.
The…hubbub as you so put, is not about safety of the user of this contraption, rather our safety as a governing class from the subjects who would use it to…defend freedom from tyrants.
Oh! Well! In that case, destroy them. Confiscate and destroy them all.
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