[h/t Jeremy S.]
Neva bin dun befo
You WILL have her home by 10pm. RIGHT?!?!
Son, the rabbit dies. Do you want to join it or do the right thing?
Just so you understand, son. You touch her, and I”ll reach out and touch you. Or if need be, I also have a shotgun for the ceremony.
Have a fun PROM kids…
Is he ogling his gun, her guns, or both?
As for the Dad: keeping it in the holster might be a better way of encouraging the kid to keep his holstered, too.
Dad was probably just shooting some cans out back when Bozo McHornynuts came to pick up his daughter. Not a bad strategy, really.
What dad doesn’t know is that ‘Darling Daughter’ is actually known as ‘Little Mary Rotten-Crotch’ at High School…
He’s totally looking down her dress while the gun is there to provide a cover story.
This is my gun. If you bring your gun out of your pants in the same time zone as my daughter my gun goes off. 16 times. No condom.
Really, a plastic fantastic for this occasion?
Seriously. If you’re going to go for this kind of picture, at least use a classy gun!
Go ahead, kid. Hit me with that squirting flower trick one more time. I always wanted my daughter with a college man.
Just not clown college.
This hurr is my daughter. Anyone gone be screwing her, it gone be me!
Someday, hicks and Muslims will learn that women aren’t property.
Quite a few people here, as well.
I classify those TTAG members under “hicks”. It’s hilarious to watch them try to make excuses for treating their daughter like property while acknowledging that their similarly aged son is an independent human being.
And it’s even more amazing how compassionate Democrats can slaughter 58 million babies and still call themselves “the good guys” who are on the “right side of history”.
You REALLY think only Democrats get abortions?
Oh — if it’s still in the womb, it isn’t a “baby”. Once it has fully human brain wave patterns, it’s inarguably human, but that doesn’t make it a “baby”. Using incorrect terminology makes you sound…. uneducated.
Boy-God, she’s hot!! And Dad is an effin’ idiot……
Daddy put the gun away his is bigger. 😀
Sorry Joe, who needs a shotgun!
Plot twist: his kid is actually the dude, not the girl.
Third party rape.
Now this is my baby. Also, meet my daughter.
We don’t do shotgun weddings anymore. These are…more enlightened times.
No, we still do shotgun weddings, but only after pistol prom dates.
Not only is this my favorite daughter…. she’s my only daughter! Got it kiddo?
OK kid, you use a condom I will put one on my pistol if you don’t my pistol will go without. Either way you touch my daughter, there is gonna be trouble.
It is supposed to be a shotgun…way to thumb your nose at tradition dad.
Subtle, dad. Really subtle.
News Headline: “Two XYZ high school student removed from class for promo picture featuring a gun. School quotes zero tolerance policy for the move.”
More like CPS removes children from home and / or the father is arrested for threatening to shoot a kid for no reason.
-“Oh believe me, I know you’ll have her home by midnight”
-“so my daughter was telling me you drive a van?”
-“hey you look just like the guy my security camera caught crawling down my gutter the other night”
Okay, do we have any OTHER objections?
Short night or short life. Your choice young man.
I got no problem going back to prison.
Engvall for the win!
She’s coming home at 9:30pm just like she left right?
Have my son home by midnight.
Son, if you keep looking at her chest, I’m going to loose my trigger discipline. Smile now. CHEESE!
lose not loose
Sturm Ruger & Company; Keeping teenagers celibate since 1949.
Kind of resembles the actor, Scott Bacula.
You say you work for Remington? I’ve got this model 31 I want to talk to you about.
As if this one needs a caption…
“Must resist looking at boobs. Must resist looki….shit.”
“I’m so happy you marry my pregnant daughter! OKAY?”
“Hey, everybody, I’m a f**king idiot!”
She wanted to take a real man with her to the dance, but she went with the guy in white anyway.
This is in case that crazy girl with the religious whackjob mom gets funny ideas about spoiling your evening of fun…
Jeremy gazes admiringly at Mr. Pitkin’s deft trigger discipline,
as Becky smiles under the impression that Jeremy’s rapture is all about her.
Obvious theme but here goes.
Mr. Bob Schmidt of Crescent Falls is seen here explaining to his daughter Pam’s Prom escort Tom Eckert the critical difference between hymens and testicles so that there would be an understanding and at the end of the evening both would still be intact.
This may hurt you more than me.
“Yes, I give my approval — you don’t see my finger on the trigger, do you?”
“Don’t worry about the ‘other guy’, son — you’ll be taking this along to protect my daughter.”
“Nothing but a moment this special would drag daddy from the range.”
In Russia, camera shoot YOU! Then you shoot back.
“Now, you remember — no libruls at the wedding, right?”
“Better, dad, it was jabbing my hip.”
If my boy gets pregnant I am going to shoot myself.
A rare photo of L. Ron Hubbard inducting two new recruits.
No caption needed.
I swear the boy is thinking ” Did he just try the “dad with a gun” thing on me with stock sights?”
“You know, instead of midnight lets make it 10:30.”
Shoot the first one… word gets around.
It’s all fun and games until someone loses a toe.
It’s all fun and games until daddy goes to jail for threatening a kid, then Bubba steps out of the shower….
“I have a .45 and a shovel, and I’m not afraid to use either.”
Moron. And 2 younger people
Yes, Heather, a shotgun would have been more traditional. But that’s so last century. And a good pistol works just as well to get the point across … right, Jimmy?
Because he’ll kill you even when it’s her idea… Consider the IQ your child will inherit before you let your willie make your decisions…
You know, there’s a distinct resemblance between the two males in this picture…
“She shoots pretty good for a girl from California…”
“Now remember kids: have fun at the prom, but if one of those whack-jobs shows seek cover and give him two in the heart and one in the head if it’s safe to do so. The four rules aren’t really a suggestion.”
Looks like a typical day in rural Indiana.
You will now marry my daughter, won’t you son?
Yes, I do know you two are cousins,
Do ya feel lucky, punk? …..
Yes son, I’m letting you take your sister to the prom, but if the rabbit dies, I am gonna keep your birthday present for myself, cause you’ll be needin ta spend yer money on baby formula and diapers instead of ammo!
A group of four Taurus’.
“I have a .45 and a shovel.
I doubt anyone will miss you.”
Dad: Ok prom kids… we are both straight shooters here right? Keep your shooter concealed, and i’ll keep mine concealed.
Dad: We live in dangerous time kids that’s why this lady will be packing for protection…. Ow I just shot my toe
Girl: that’s why we have the four rules
Boy: let’s get him to the hospital so much for prom night
Just remember kid… I’m not afraid to go back to prison!!! 🙂
My wife was against this relationship and could not be here…..
“Dad? What’s that in your pocket pressing up next to me?”
Cross Breed Holster
“That one time we double dated to prom”
I swear to God , if you freaking let my son get you pregnant tonight , I will introduce you to your tenth hole .
2 eyes , 2 ears , 2 nostrils . mouth , your #1 and #2 and center chest by Ruger P 95 .
Big boobs , nice rump , good posture , beautiful legs , pretty lips and eyes , soft hair , great cook and her momma taught her how to make a man happy and if you take her tonight , I’ll throw in this swell pistol too . Whadyasay boy , we got a deal .
The man in black , does anyone here know his name ?
The man in black , does anyone here know why he came ?
Little River Band
Justin Timberlake and Brittany Spears and Dave ( Yyuuup )
The Bradford Pear tree was small and fragile and would grow up to large and fragile , just sayin .
Cut the grass Publius . Stupid hick , duh huh , weeeeeeeee !
I got more dough wrapped up in prom tickets, a limo, dinner and a corsage than her old man has tied up in that tupperware pea shooter….I’m goin’ for it!
Dad: “Listen son, I’ve decided that I want her. So, why don’t you go on ahead and have fun by yourself.”
Son: “But daddy, she’s my date.”
Girl: “It’s ok Tommy. Your daddy is cuter than you are anyway. Besides, I really like his gun.”
Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *
Notify me of follow-up comments by email.
Notify me of new posts by email.