Weekend Photo Caption Contest

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[h/t Jeremy S.]

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  1. avatar Grindstone says:

    Neva bin dun befo

  2. avatar Illinois_Minion says:

    You WILL have her home by 10pm. RIGHT?!?!

  3. avatar jwm says:

    Son, the rabbit dies. Do you want to join it or do the right thing?

  4. avatar Paul53 says:

    Just so you understand, son. You touch her, and I”ll reach out and touch you. Or if need be, I also have a shotgun for the ceremony.

  5. avatar Former Water Walker says:

    Have a fun PROM kids…

  6. avatar Chip Bennett says:

    Is he ogling his gun, her guns, or both?

    As for the Dad: keeping it in the holster might be a better way of encouraging the kid to keep his holstered, too.

    1. avatar Gov. William J. Le Petomane says:

      Dad was probably just shooting some cans out back when Bozo McHornynuts came to pick up his daughter. Not a bad strategy, really.

      1. avatar Geoff PR says:

        What dad doesn’t know is that ‘Darling Daughter’ is actually known as ‘Little Mary Rotten-Crotch’ at High School…

    2. avatar Curtis in IL says:

      He’s totally looking down her dress while the gun is there to provide a cover story.

  7. avatar jwm says:

    This is my gun. If you bring your gun out of your pants in the same time zone as my daughter my gun goes off. 16 times. No condom.

  8. avatar JoshInGA says:

    Really, a plastic fantastic for this occasion?

    1. avatar Chrispy says:

      Seriously. If you’re going to go for this kind of picture, at least use a classy gun!

  9. avatar jwm says:

    Go ahead, kid. Hit me with that squirting flower trick one more time. I always wanted my daughter with a college man.

    Just not clown college.

  10. avatar Publius says:

    This hurr is my daughter. Anyone gone be screwing her, it gone be me!

    Someday, hicks and Muslims will learn that women aren’t property.

    1. avatar Hannibal says:

      Quite a few people here, as well.

      1. avatar Publius says:

        I classify those TTAG members under “hicks”. It’s hilarious to watch them try to make excuses for treating their daughter like property while acknowledging that their similarly aged son is an independent human being.

        1. avatar Charles Ray says:

          And it’s even more amazing how compassionate Democrats can slaughter 58 million babies and still call themselves “the good guys” who are on the “right side of history”.

        2. avatar Roymond says:

          You REALLY think only Democrats get abortions?

          Oh — if it’s still in the womb, it isn’t a “baby”. Once it has fully human brain wave patterns, it’s inarguably human, but that doesn’t make it a “baby”. Using incorrect terminology makes you sound…. uneducated.

  11. avatar KMc says:

    Boy-God, she’s hot!! And Dad is an effin’ idiot……

  12. avatar germanguy says:

    Daddy put the gun away his is bigger. 😀

  13. avatar Bryan says:

    Sorry Joe, who needs a shotgun!

  14. avatar Jon in WA says:

    Plot twist: his kid is actually the dude, not the girl.

    1. avatar blahpony says:

      Third party rape.

  15. avatar lowell says:

    Now this is my baby. Also, meet my daughter.

  16. avatar Ing says:

    We don’t do shotgun weddings anymore. These are…more enlightened times.

    1. avatar Other Tony says:

      No, we still do shotgun weddings, but only after pistol prom dates.

  17. avatar DaveinLA says:

    Not only is this my favorite daughter…. she’s my only daughter! Got it kiddo?

  18. avatar Rusty Chains says:

    OK kid, you use a condom I will put one on my pistol if you don’t my pistol will go without. Either way you touch my daughter, there is gonna be trouble.

  19. avatar Bfitts says:

    It is supposed to be a shotgun…way to thumb your nose at tradition dad.

  20. avatar notalima says:

    Subtle, dad. Really subtle.

    Alternately:

    News Headline: “Two XYZ high school student removed from class for promo picture featuring a gun. School quotes zero tolerance policy for the move.”

    1. avatar Publius says:

      More like CPS removes children from home and / or the father is arrested for threatening to shoot a kid for no reason.

  21. avatar Chadwick P. says:

    -“Oh believe me, I know you’ll have her home by midnight”
    -“so my daughter was telling me you drive a van?”
    -“hey you look just like the guy my security camera caught crawling down my gutter the other night”

  22. avatar mike oregon says:

    Okay, do we have any OTHER objections?

  23. avatar Javier says:

    Short night or short life. Your choice young man.

  24. avatar James says:

    I got no problem going back to prison.

    1. avatar the ruester says:

      Engvall for the win!

  25. avatar Bob says:

    She’s coming home at 9:30pm just like she left right?

  26. avatar Sammy^ says:

    Have my son home by midnight.

  27. avatar 505markf says:

    Son, if you keep looking at her chest, I’m going to loose my trigger discipline. Smile now. CHEESE!

    1. avatar RetiredJarhead says:

      lose not loose

  28. avatar Gov. William J. Le Petomane says:

    Sturm Ruger & Company; Keeping teenagers celibate since 1949.

  29. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    Kind of resembles the actor, Scott Bacula.

  30. avatar Gunr says:

    You say you work for Remington? I’ve got this model 31 I want to talk to you about.

  31. avatar Another Robert says:

    As if this one needs a caption…

  32. avatar Robb says:

    “Must resist looking at boobs. Must resist looki….shit.”

  33. avatar William Burke says:

    “I’m so happy you marry my pregnant daughter! OKAY?”

  34. avatar Stinkeye says:

    “Hey, everybody, I’m a f**king idiot!”

  35. avatar Roy says:

    She wanted to take a real man with her to the dance, but she went with the guy in white anyway.

  36. avatar AaronW says:

    This is in case that crazy girl with the religious whackjob mom gets funny ideas about spoiling your evening of fun…

  37. avatar Pantera Vazquez says:

    Jeremy gazes admiringly at Mr. Pitkin’s deft trigger discipline,
    as Becky smiles under the impression that Jeremy’s rapture is all about her.

  38. avatar KCK says:

    Obvious theme but here goes.

    Mr. Bob Schmidt of Crescent Falls is seen here explaining to his daughter Pam’s Prom escort Tom Eckert the critical difference between hymens and testicles so that there would be an understanding and at the end of the evening both would still be intact.

  39. avatar Glenux says:

    This may hurt you more than me.

  40. avatar Roymond says:

    “Yes, I give my approval — you don’t see my finger on the trigger, do you?”

  41. avatar Roymond says:

    “Don’t worry about the ‘other guy’, son — you’ll be taking this along to protect my daughter.”

  42. avatar Roymond says:

    “Nothing but a moment this special would drag daddy from the range.”

  43. avatar Other Tony says:

    In Russia, camera shoot YOU! Then you shoot back.

  44. avatar Roymond says:

    “Now, you remember — no libruls at the wedding, right?”

  45. avatar Roymond says:

    “Better, dad, it was jabbing my hip.”

  46. avatar actionphysicalman says:

    If my boy gets pregnant I am going to shoot myself.

  47. avatar JohnF says:

    A rare photo of L. Ron Hubbard inducting two new recruits.

  48. avatar Cubbie says:

    No caption needed.

  49. avatar Jeff Jagodzinski says:

    I swear the boy is thinking ” Did he just try the “dad with a gun” thing on me with stock sights?”

  50. avatar Marcus (Aurelius) Payne says:

    “You know, instead of midnight lets make it 10:30.”

  51. avatar Billy-bob says:

    Shoot the first one… word gets around.

  52. avatar Paul says:

    It’s all fun and games until someone loses a toe.

    1. avatar Publius says:

      It’s all fun and games until daddy goes to jail for threatening a kid, then Bubba steps out of the shower….

  53. avatar LJM says:

    “I have a .45 and a shovel, and I’m not afraid to use either.”

  54. avatar Matt w says:

    Moron. And 2 younger people

  55. avatar John L. says:

    Yes, Heather, a shotgun would have been more traditional. But that’s so last century. And a good pistol works just as well to get the point across … right, Jimmy?

  56. avatar Dustin says:

    Because he’ll kill you even when it’s her idea… Consider the IQ your child will inherit before you let your willie make your decisions…

  57. avatar Dustin says:

    You know, there’s a distinct resemblance between the two males in this picture…

  58. avatar Cj says:

    “She shoots pretty good for a girl from California…”

    Or

    “Now remember kids: have fun at the prom, but if one of those whack-jobs shows seek cover and give him two in the heart and one in the head if it’s safe to do so. The four rules aren’t really a suggestion.”

  59. avatar Indiana Tom says:

    Looks like a typical day in rural Indiana.
    You will now marry my daughter, won’t you son?
    Yes, I do know you two are cousins,

  60. avatar Paul G says:

    Do ya feel lucky, punk? …..

  61. Don’t….even….thinkaboutit.

  62. avatar Rusty Chains says:

    Yes son, I’m letting you take your sister to the prom, but if the rabbit dies, I am gonna keep your birthday present for myself, cause you’ll be needin ta spend yer money on baby formula and diapers instead of ammo!

  63. A group of four Taurus’.

  64. avatar IL-annoyed says:

    “I have a .45 and a shovel.
    I doubt anyone will miss you.”

  65. avatar Anonymous says:

    Dad: Ok prom kids… we are both straight shooters here right? Keep your shooter concealed, and i’ll keep mine concealed.

  66. avatar schernobyl says:

    Dad: We live in dangerous time kids that’s why this lady will be packing for protection…. Ow I just shot my toe

    Girl: that’s why we have the four rules

    Boy: let’s get him to the hospital so much for prom night

  67. avatar SkyMan77 says:

    Just remember kid… I’m not afraid to go back to prison!!! 🙂

  68. avatar Tominator says:

    My wife was against this relationship and could not be here…..

  69. avatar Geoff PR says:

    “Dad? What’s that in your pocket pressing up next to me?”

    1. avatar mark s. says:

      Cross Breed Holster

  70. avatar Jay Mia says:

    “That one time we double dated to prom”

  71. avatar mark s. says:

    I swear to God , if you freaking let my son get you pregnant tonight , I will introduce you to your tenth hole .
    2 eyes , 2 ears , 2 nostrils . mouth , your #1 and #2 and center chest by Ruger P 95 .

  72. avatar mark s. says:

    Big boobs , nice rump , good posture , beautiful legs , pretty lips and eyes , soft hair , great cook and her momma taught her how to make a man happy and if you take her tonight , I’ll throw in this swell pistol too . Whadyasay boy , we got a deal .

  73. avatar mark s. says:

    The man in black , does anyone here know his name ?
    The man in black , does anyone here know why he came ?
    Little River Band

  74. avatar mark s. says:

    Justin Timberlake and Brittany Spears and Dave ( Yyuuup )

  75. avatar mark s. says:

    The Bradford Pear tree was small and fragile and would grow up to large and fragile , just sayin .

  76. avatar mark s. says:

    Cut the grass Publius . Stupid hick , duh huh , weeeeeeeee !

  77. avatar Rick K says:

    I got more dough wrapped up in prom tickets, a limo, dinner and a corsage than her old man has tied up in that tupperware pea shooter….I’m goin’ for it!

  78. avatar DaveC says:

    Dad: “Listen son, I’ve decided that I want her. So, why don’t you go on ahead and have fun by yourself.”
    Son: “But daddy, she’s my date.”
    Girl: “It’s ok Tommy. Your daddy is cuter than you are anyway. Besides, I really like his gun.”

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