“My God! It’s full of antis!”
I see that Iraqveteran8888 is torture testing another Hi-Point (using the special suit).
In the not too distant future
Next Sunday, A.D….
Say, is that a Reverberating Carbonizer with Mutate Capacity?
This home made body armor thing is really starting to catch on in a good way.
One is a robot. The other has a gun. #BattlestarGalactica
“It’s okay love, this is a phased plasma handgun in the 40-watt range.”
I told you lady, I can’t shoot The Flying Spaghetti Monster with a soldering gun!
First attempt at handloads
“Damn Democrats! Mars will never surrender our guns!”
“The Illudium Q36 explosive space modulator”
Marvin the Martian
That made me smile. I wonder if they still show that cartoon…
They do. I love being able to share Bugs and the gang with my young son. Cartoon Network or Boom as I recall.
Doesn’t Disney own Looney Tunes? If I’m right, the answer is … NEVER. They have the hybrid cartoons, with multiple LT characters “interacting” in each cartoon. It sucks royally. No more Elmer Fudd singing, “I KILLED A WABBIT! I KILLED A WABBIT!”
Looney Tunes is either Warner Brothers or Hannah Barbera.
“That made me smile. I wonder if they still show that cartoon…”
Google-Fu will find you all the old ones, including the very-non-PC WWII ones.
Here’s a big pile of ’em for you:
Darned Oregonians, stole my line!
Fear not, young lady, I have my “Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator!”
I think weare homing to need a bigger space ship………..
“Oh, no, Mr. Bill.”
1950’s sci-fi tv shows
Yup. Watched about 15 minutes of one last weekend. It was all I could stand. The acting was horrible, the special effects were “special” all right.
“A casting call for “Flesh Gordon”? I’m in the wrong suit?”
I can’t see anything with this flamin’ helmet on–can you point me at the bad guys?
“Captain Proton, Spaceman First Class, Protector of Earth, Scourge of Intergalactic Evil, at your service!”
“…because the second amendment says I can have it, that’s why!”
Thank goodness we are in a gun free zone
Actually, dear lady, I *am* smiling on the inside!
Contraception has come along way.
Woman: Is that the portal to 2015 there?
Man: Yes, let’s go back to the 1930’s portal. Looks less scary and makes more sense.
Oh dear, I told you not to fart with that air tight suit on. That sausage and pepperoni pizza is really going to do a number on you!
“Fire! Fire!! Before Hillary takes off her mask!!!”
-What is this PMS nonsense woman?……….We must move on…..
– You…….do not understand-OK-You see that blast ahead?…………………Yah………….
“Now that I see him in person, your Rocketeer costume is kind of lame.”
Dammit! Seriously? That’s why it’s the first thing that came to mind.
“NIPPLE, NIPPLE, TWEAK, TWEAK, FLY! FLY! FLY!” 😉
“Shoot ‘im down, Batman! Oh wait… you’re not Batman!”
Silence! You know not the elaborate criteria by which you are being judged!
Hipoint man of the future!
On the Federation Planet Cockblocked 3 this is the definition of safe sex.
Aw c’mon honey i promised agent K that I’d bring MY BBQ gun to thanksgiving cookout!
“Hey baby, how’d you like to get drilled?”
I wish I were in Kans … oh, never mind!
“She defied the will of her Puritanical leaders to give succor and comfort to the time traveling spaceman who landed in the fields”
This Ruger .22 is the shitz!
Phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range? My pistol is made by Mattel and has a flint sparking wheel dealie inside the plastic cone.
“Just wait until I send this in to Cylinder and Slide”
“Violence never solves any…. Help, please save me!”
This is precisely the required degree of protection you must purchase yourself in order to operate your single shot .22 caliber pistol in the state of California. Just in case you attempt to shoot yourself, which is illegal.
Smart Gun prototype circa 1952.
“Save humanity? Save… humanity? Look doll I was told the orgy was fancy dress I’m just a bag boy! So… this still happening? No? Fine, enjoy your alien tentacles.
“Lois, when one is hunting alien welders, one must become like an alien welder.”
Starship Troopers~ SyFy rip off edition.
It’s obviously a 3mm CorrieaTech Combat Wombat!
“Quick Dale, turn my chest dial from “lame” to “ridiculous”!”
If I shoot Barbarella she can’t can’t turn into Hanoi Jane!
And this was the last photo from the camera of the guys that did the Pecos Run n Gun, which is presumably why they haven’t done a write-up on it a week later.
Anybody else recognize Commander Cody? Sunday afternoon sci-fi TV. What a blast!
“Stay behind me, Dorothy — we’re definitely not in Kansas.”
Is that a moonbat? Quick, kill it!
“dang, it took me so long to get this “Firearms Operator Protection Suit” on, required to fire any firearm since the passing of Firearms Operator Protection law, the bad guys are driving off in our Jet-vette.”
“Listen lady…I don’t miss. Stare at the sky all day if you want – I don’t give a shit! But if you do see that sonofabitch alive you can damn sure tell him I’m comin!! Tell him Rocket Man’s comin!! And HELL’S COMIN WITH ME!!!”
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