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84 Responses to Weekend Photo Caption Contest

  1. “Voila! The ZF-1.
    It’s light. Handle’s adjustable for easy carrying, good for righties and lefties. Breaks down into four parts, undetectable by x-ray, ideal for quick, discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Titanium recharger, three thousand round clip with bursts of three to three hundred, and with the Replay button – another Zorg invention – it’s even easier.”

  2. Hey you! Yeah you, Goldilocks! Who’s dat white boy hid’n behind you? Get to attention! Stand up strait! Get that scowl off your face!

  3. not a caption entry, I am just curious–is that one of those “Johnny Seven OMA [One man Army]” toys that came out when I was in the second grade?

  4. Simon learned two important lessons that day. There are no such thing as magic napkins and that all transactions really are final when the other guy now has the weapon.

  5. No teacher, I do not have to produce i.d., it is my constitutional right to openly carry arms st recess. Am I being sent to detention or am I free to go?

  6. Michael Bloomberg to Shannon Watts: “Tell him you don’t like his gun; That he must be compensating for a small penis. I’m behind you all the way.”

  7. Littlte boy on right: “One more step, and ma sister gonna be spendin rest of the aftanoon washin dog poop off her shoes!

  8. As Edgar Wecker was showing Anna Wedgeworth a prototype of the kind of weapon that will be needed in the wars that he will someday have to fight, she admitted to being equally frightened and comforted.

  9. A young Shannon Watts discovers black people can hold weapons setting up a lasting fear and a political mission that would carry her through life.

  10. Whispers into her ear . ” pretend to be looking at that big gun while I reach up under your skirt ”
    …………………………………………….That just wasn’t right now ! ….. Went to far this time Markie . Anything for a laugh .

  11. Everyone praised Tommy’s creativity, but unfortunately, he developed Juvenile Diabetes from chewing all those Pop-Tarts.

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