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  1. avatar Kapeltam says:

    Gun tip of the day: Don’t ever piss off 7 men when all you are packing is a 6 shooter.

  2. avatar Former Water Walker says:

    Dang there were a lot of TV cowboys in 1959…

  3. avatar Accur81 says:

    Whoa, there! Which bad guy are you aiming at? The one with the black hat? Daggumit, they all have black hats!

  4. avatar Dylan S says:

    The day Bob came clean to the guys

  5. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    Welcome to Rock Ridge

  6. avatar Gunr says:

    Not yet boys, the cat has got to get to the other side of the street.

  7. avatar Gunr says:

    OK guys, back in the gunsmith shop, we’ll try the IWB holsters next!

  8. avatar Model 31 says:

    Seven Republican Presidential contenders attempt to prove they are pro 2A.

    Not pictured:
    Gov. Christie
    Gov. Bush
    Dr. Carson

    1. I watched both debates (yeah, I have no life) and the word “guns” was only mentioned once.
      Rand Paul

      1. avatar Model 31 says:

        Yep, FNC can’t have Christie fumbling around professing his support for the 2A with a list of qualifiers as long as his belt.

  9. avatar Dustin says:

    You might not realize it, but these guys are actually democrats practicing for what they’re gonna do after they steal your guns and give them to themselves; just like everything else you used to have.

  10. avatar JR Pollock says:

    I thought I was an OFWG, but the only one I recognize is James Garner.

    1. avatar Timmy! says:

      Isn’t that… oh hell, what’s his name? Norman Bates, third from the left?

      1. avatar JWM says:

        That’s Jack Kelly. He and Garner shared top billing in the Maverick series. They were brothers on screen.

        1. avatar mark s. says:

          Yelp ! ………….. Great show too .

        2. avatar Timmy! says:

          Oh, thanks. Tiny laptop screen and questionable eyesight strike again!

    2. avatar Another Robert says:

      John Russell (Marshal Dan Troop), dunno the guy next to him in the plastron shirt, James Garner (Brett Maverick), Ty Hardin (Bronco Lane), Jack Kelly (Bart Maverick), Peter Brown (Deputy Johnny McKay), just went blank on the last actor’s name but the character is “Tom Brewster”, aka “Sugarfoot”. Not there: Clint Walker (Cheyenne Bodie).

      1. avatar Another Robert says:

        aha–just remembered, Will Hutchins played “Sugarfoot” ( a “sugarfoot” is someone who’s working his way up to becoming a “tenderfoot”…). I remember the theme songs, too…funny what sticks with you after all those years.

  11. avatar JoeN says:

    The world’s first boy band, The Tombstone Boys

  12. avatar Lt Dave says:

    The original high capacity magazine.

  13. avatar Paul53 says:

    The first recorded use of a SWAT team, by coincidence at the OK Coral.

  14. avatar Jeffro says:

    Who said we ain’t magnificent?

  15. avatar Paul53 says:

    I’m hoping these 7 angry men are aiming at Donald “the mouth” Trump.

  16. avatar JWM says:

    Brandishing. 7 counts.

  17. avatar AaronW says:

    Always do a function check after visiting the “unsmith”

  18. avatar Jackalope says:

    You left-handed sonsabitches better stay on your side of the street!

  19. avatar Stan says:

    That guy on the far right played Stockburn in the film Pale Rider.

    1. avatar Uncle Elmo says:

      Yeah. John Russell (as mentioned in an earlier post). He also played Nathan Burdette, John Wayne’s nemesis in ‘Rio Bravo’.

      In my next life, I want to look like him.

  20. avatar Don says:

    Squirrel!

  21. avatar David Thompson says:

    Sure looks like Bloomberg.

  22. avatar mark s. says:

    James Gardner never could wear a cowboy hat . I always enjoyed his movies .
    Gatling gun in skinny jeans .

  23. avatar mark s. says:

    What you don’t see in the picture are the seven guys to the left . I think it was ;
    Jimmy Stewart
    Henry Fonda
    Clint Eastwood
    Dean Martin
    Curt Douglas
    Sammy Davis Jr.
    Don Knotts

  24. avatar mark s. says:

    I believe this was a scene from the greatest western flick of all time , ‘ The Blob ‘ .

  25. avatar Gunr says:

    You two guys down near the end! Where’s your necktie? This ain’t casual Friday!

  26. avatar mark s. says:

    Third guy from the left had really long arms and Maverick was conceal carry .

  27. avatar Lotek says:

    Say “what ?” One more time I dare you

  28. avatar actionphysicalman says:

    “Not one of us knows what the little thingies on top of our guns are for.”

    1. avatar mark s. says:

      Like +1
      …………….. and it must have been before the ‘ Four Gun Rules ‘ , aren’t there fingers all on the triggers ?

  29. avatar C.S. says:

    If James Holmes tried this 100 years ago…

  30. avatar Gunr says:

    Listen Garner, didn’t we tell you black hats are only for funerals!

    1. avatar Paul53 says:

      Black always works if it’s a formal massacre.

  31. avatar Another Robert says:

    No, I can’t tell who he was, deputy. All that’s left is a boot heel and a piece of his hatband…

  32. avatar Tommy Knocker says:

    “Now if we all shoot at the same time we might be able to bring down that damn Clint Walker! “

  33. avatar Gunr says:

    OK guys, we’ve all been issued these new 40 shot revolvers, that were gonna use in our up and coming movie.

  34. avatar Ed Burton says:

    “Donate to the Democrat Part, NOW!”

    or

    “Mandatory Immunization Center Enforcement (M.I.C.E.)”

  35. avatar NateGA says:

    The real Homeland Security

  36. avatar OneOfTheGoodGuys says:

    “Come and take them….”

  37. avatar Douglas Tood says:

    “There are seven of us! One should be able to bring down Eastwood!”

  38. avatar thewiz says:

    the original chorus line

  39. avatar Colt Magnum says:

    Chiseled looks on the Chisholm Trail.

  40. avatar ed says:

    OK Chuck Norris, try something now!

  41. avatar Pieslapper says:

    Boy, you got a purty mouth.

  42. avatar EricHa says:

    The new Calvin Klein collection: Cowboy Suave!

  43. avatar Roymond says:

    “Ma’am, would you please move? We’re tryin’ t’ have a gun fight!”

  44. avatar Pantera Vazquez says:

    Response to first ride-by attempt,

    by first anti gang unit…….

  45. avatar Bob in Washington says:

    Audition for the musical group Men Who Wear Hats.

  46. avatar Joe Lopez says:

    I told the “Duke” be here at noon!

  47. avatar MSgtB says:

    And they still can’t put as much lead downrange as fast as Jerry Miculek!

  48. avatar TomD in CO says:

    We need a new law – these 7 fellas have 42 rounds among them, that’s way over the 15-round magazine capacity limit in Colorado! No more gatherings of more that 2 fellas each with one six-shooter!

  49. avatar B Fitts says:

    Marty didn’t heed docs advise to change out of those clothes. And this time he wasn’t hanged.

  50. avatar Phil LA says:

    “THEY’RE NOT “SKINNY JEANS!”

  51. avatar Jeff Lynch says:

    Just another day in West Texas

  52. avatar JWM says:

    Colt had product placement down pat a long time before coke or pepsi.

  53. avatar John says:

    Less ammo capacity than a G19 and two spare mags

  54. avatar Paul53 says:

    Early pic of the group that would morph into “The Village People.”

  55. avatar Darrell says:

    We don’t need no stinkin front sights.

  56. avatar SpeleoFool says:

    Hipsters?

  57. avatar Paul G says:

    And the award for “Best Dressed Gunslinger” is……a tie, again!

  58. avatar JWM says:

    “A Chorus Line.” Until Matt Dillon showed up and put an end to that sissy sh*t.

  59. avatar Dave Kerr says:

    You put your right gun in, you put your right gun out, you put your right gun in and you shake it all about….

  60. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    “Tell us again how we weren’t chosen to be in The Magnificent Seven?”

  61. avatar schernobyl says:

    How the anti gunners see firearms owner diversity

  62. avatar Rick K says:

    Barack who says what? Well Samuel Colt says….

  63. avatar actionphysicalman says:

    “Oops, I forgot, can we hold on until I get my hearing protection in?”

  64. avatar Claymore says:

    Sheriff, “Dangit boys, fan out! And Jimmy, watch my six!”

  65. avatar William B. says:

    Here we all are: nattily attired, meticulously groomed, and one dude in skinny jeans. That’s right, we’re the Wild West Metrosexuals!

    1. avatar Pieslapper says:

      No, no, it’s Ammosexuals!

  66. avatar Craig says:

    Gives new meaning to “Who is that tall dark stranger man?’

  67. avatar Steve Branam says:

    Let me introduce the new offensive line for the Arizona Cardinals. We think they will change the game by blowing huge holes in the defense this year.

  68. avatar HotHotHot says:

    Pictured here is the Tombstone Welcome Wagon welcoming another newcomer to the neighborhood.

  69. avatar SkyMan77 says:

    Will the real “Huckleberry” please step forward…

  70. avatar mark s. says:

    Hand em over boys , you’ve been ruled incompetent .

  71. avatar Weaz says:

    Pictured here, are the 7 finalists from the first annual DRAW! Mohammed contest.

  72. avatar Asdf says:

    Okay Blondy, there are 7 of us now. What are you going to do now?

  73. avatar bontai Joe says:

    One single photo capturing SEVEN of some of the greatest television shows ever made. Thank God for Encore western TV to be able to still see some of this really good stuff, where good guys were good, bad guys were bad, no one was gay or bi-sexual, and the horses were treated better than the women.

  74. avatar Old Air Force says:

    As Brett and Bart Maverick were fond of saying ” as my ole pappy used to say,,,,,,,,,,,,”

  75. avatar Second Amendment Lover says:

    What’s this crap about us not being a militia?

  76. avatar Fred Frendly says:

    James Garner was an anti gun liberal, who detested Reagan and the GOP.

    1. avatar mark s. says:

      Really , crap .I always liked his movies , I loved Reagan and I am not real fond of the GOP right now . The Democrats have accepted their new title as Progressive Party and the GOP are the Dems of 50 years ago and the Tea Party is the new GOP . Wow how things have changed in the last fifty years . The people the Dems were clubbing and hosing down in the 60’s are running the country today .
      ANYWAY , James Gardner is was ? I thought he was still alive . Shows how much I know .

  77. avatar Al Dawson says:

    The moment James Garner realized he needed his own show.

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