Enter the best caption in the comments by midnight Sunday and you’ll win a Strike Industries Checkmate Comp (used by Jeremy for testing, pic after the jump) . . . [h/t Tom in Oregon]
(comp has no washer)
no one NEEDS a 30 rd mag for fishing, but it helps.
Nyet! Rifle is fine!
“I gotta remember for next time – Don’t bring a gun to a Super-Soaker fight.”
No no no. The bubbles were from my rifle.
Dude, I think he just jumped the shark.
“All right, come on! Show the tank. Show me the tank.”
U.S. military adapting to global warming.
Hunting the Loch Ness Monster has gone to a new level.
“It’s really great to find a place with no magazine size regulations!”
Boating accident, FTW!!!!
Shark week this…..
After several unsuccessful spear fishing expeditions, Joe finally decides to bring the equalizer!
Electronic Arts has purchased the flagging Call of Duty franchise from Activision and plans on bolstering sales using a cross-over strategy with its own troubled Tiger Woods golf property. Pictured: an upcoming still from the new game taken from a level titled “Water Hazard.”
Next on the history channel… When mermaids attack.
+1 – LOL
I really don’t know how they can fire under water without rupturing eardrums or not being able to clear their ears changing depths.
Go to depth.
Insert ear plugs.
Remove ear plugs.
If you fail to remove ear plugs before ascending, you’ll damn sure wish you had.
Well, I’ll be… Do the plugs actually do any good under water? Seems as if it still would hurt a whole lot given how well sound travels in a liquid.
You’ll have to ask someone who has tried it.
I like my ears far too much to play test subject…
Jacques Cousteau made Scuba divers, Mikhail Kalashnikov made them equal.
Jacques Cousteau made Scuba divers, Gaston Glock’s marine firing pin cups made them equal.
Insurance Adjuster Jeremy Harris was somewhat shocked to find that the guns were indeed lost at sea
FPS Russia must really be fishing for ideas now…
I, Am, So, Tired, of, Cleaning, My, Wife’s, Fish Tank!
The Gorton’s fisherman has adapted to the changing times.
The humidity in Houston gets thick sometimes.
While Gordon endured the interminable wait for his NFA paperwork to clear, he found alternative ways to suppress his firearm while training.
Russia has come to liberate Atlantis.
LIKE A BOSS
So that’s what happened to the ‘assault rifles’ I lost in that tragic canoeing accident.
operators………………. operating………………… operationally……….
In Soviet Russia, Kalashnikov bites shark.
recently approved suppressor for the land of 10,000 lakes
Beats the hell out of a spear gun!
Someone will get it….
..We’re going to need a bigger shark…..
Damn thing only runs wet.
Must practice every self defense scenario possible! Always ready.
Dam salesman told me the water would soak up most of the recoil!
When your pool has a serious algae problem, use AK*, Algae Killer by Kalashnikov.
What happens to Russians who wizz in public swimming pools.
So my buddy says I’m not casting hard enough. Here’s my hard cast, stupid fish!
Shit. I thought it would end with shower carry…
“Under the sea, darlin’ it’s better, down where it’s wetter, take it from me”
When Ivan first came to America he got fired from his first job as a cameraman for the discovery channel shooting shark week.
“I have you this time Mr. Bond!”
The North Carolina militia training for shark patrol along the outer banks
Now children, this is a photo from the early 21st Century of the well-known military expedition undertaken in Lake Ontario to discover the location that Hillary Clinton hid her soul. The camera was found on the shore some months later, the fate of those brave men is still unknown to this day.
Jacques Cousteau. Underwater Operative.
Shark hunting season opened early in North Carolina today.
No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!
Русский римейк “Челюсти”
Worst Google translation EVER!
You’re not stealing *my* re-breather, mother-phuquer…
The beach is that way….
Where’s aquaman when you need him?
Back when I was a seal we had to do this with a snorkel, naked
Wait……you did what with a naked seal? Ain’t that against Federal law and the laws of nature?
“no, no. that’s the ice cream…”
Bob the scuba instructor and gun enthusiast decided to do a special under water tribute to mikhail kalashnikov.
There you go Mr. Krabs. Plankton won’t be trying to get the Krabby Patty formula anymore!
Because AK…..mic drop
Coming up next on shark week…
‘He runs his suppress wet’
Great idea using antis as shark bait. It’s a real win-win.
In Russia, deep sea fishing is not nearly as popular as deep sea hunting.
Yep, the effective terminal range of an AK47 under water is about 3 feet.
While Sally sells seashells down by the seashore, Sammy prefers his shells be 7.62×39.
I don’t always fire rifles underwater, but when I do, dos AK’s!
That one made me giggle
Better than noodeling!!!
This will make me the most operator at comic con
Is that a zombie in the background?
Spear gun? Hell no!
New shooters always over oil…
“For hates sake I spit at thee!
From Hell’s heart I shoot at thee!”
… And all you have to do is shout “my God! It’s coming right for us!”
1. I see they found the JJFU Suppressor Testing Facility
2. “Obviously guns are responsible for the shark attacks on the east coast, and underwater recreational fishing has no need for large capacity clips or pistol grips or other scary black accessories like rocket launchers and full-auto modular rails! How many fish have to die before we stop this madness” (quote from Democratic senator from NY, while eating his grilled Halibut)
The piece of driftwood warned, “six must die” but this guy went overboard…
Shark week just got real!
Red Dawn 2: Commies in New Orleans.
I guess when you live in a gun free zone, there aren’t really many places to go grocery shopping anymore.
“Next on Mythbusters…”
Mr. Putin on his morning swim after a shot of morning vodka always brings his ak47
Yep… it shoots.
The shark interrogation continued to slide down a slippery slope. The fish begged and pleaded for his life. His young sharkling just finished elementary school; his wife finishing up her dental assistant degree. All whilst denying any ties to the Carolina shark attacks. Suddenly, a load thunk deafened the few witnesses surrounding the prisoner.
Major Smith stood there, bubble erupting all around him. “Spear me your lies, fish.”
No spear fishing allowed…no problem.
Wow! Every story about a “boating accident” was true!!!
Try that with your fancy American AR15.
“Once they found Nemo, he didn’t stand a chance.”
The assault on Aquaman’s base is going well.
Get off my lawn effin lawn aqua man
When you positively, absolutely, have to kill everything in the pond. Unfortunately, Boris did not have the appropriate stamp and will now spend the rest of his life diving for golf balls at the local muni course.
Some studies suggest that scuba diving is increasing in popularity but the truth is there are fewer and fewer who are accumulating larger amounts of scuba gear.
What’s better than one dead lawyer at the bottom of the ocean?
One really dead lawyer at the bottom of the ocean.
This time it’s personal!
Jaws: Origins was the surprise hit of the summer.
Hey ma look art my new shark gun
The moms demand action can’t find me down here.
Bond. James Bond…..oh look, SPECTRE!
Dave tried all the lures and every kind of bait with no luck. Then he got even…
“I’ll teach you stupid fish to laugh at me!”
“I think you’re taking this subgun thing a bit too literally”
“You see comrade, AK work everywhere!”
“Somehow,I thought submarine warfare was going to be different! ….damn budget cuts!”
Why give a man a fish when you can teach him to use an underwater rifle?
“Eugene stoner was bound and determined to make that AK Misfire”!
Putin’s recent demonstration of Spetznaz anti submarine warfare resulted in another front page spread in Pravda for the “beloved” leader.
Why jump the shark when you can stay well underneath it?
“Say hello to my LEETLE friend….”
Hollywood, (attempting to milk a dead cow) takes another ‘shot’ at Tony Montana in Scar Of the Seas.
“The Old Man and the Sea” would have ended differently if he had SCUBA tanks and a modified Kalash…
The fishbowl diver finally got tired of Goldie crapping everywhere.
I’m sure there’s a polock joke to be made here somehow
Amity P.D. ain’t screwing around any more.
James Bond used a sissy spear gun, I can do better!
When boar hunting from a helicopter gets old . . .
“Damn it Carl, the current is flowing this way! PINCH IT OFF!!!”
Spear Fishing 2.0, Now with more gunpowder!
Next time I’ll try this from outside the gel block.
“When you pry it from my cold dead FLIPPERS!”
“F%&K them gators!!!”
lost footage from Whale Wars
Diving in the wrong neighborhood, with the right hardware.
I guess which gun I use depends on how big the barrel is.
There’s no fish in this barrel. Promise.
Moby Dick ain’t got shit on me!
Kalasnikov: Telling stingrays to fuck off since 1947.
If only Steve Irwin had one of these.
Tales of “the one that got away” suddenly become very rare.
No. More. Excuses.
Dammit open carry guys. It doesn’t mean to carry in open water.
Another damp squib…what the heck???
Ivan’s stretch of getting skunked is ending today, Damnit!
Putting to the test keeping your powder dry
And last, Mr. AK-47, the very best there is… When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherf*cking fish within three to five feet, accept no substitute!
Check out my dive buddy…..it was his first time watching shark week on the discovery channel.
I found a way to silence my rifle in California!
President Obama FINALLY caved in and made an “assault rifle allowed area” in America today, in response to the gun owners cries about “gun free zones”.
You’re scuba diving down a deserted coral outcropping with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. Fortunately, you’re packing and you let him have it with your underwater AK. Thank goodness for that underwater combat course you took in Vegas last year.
Well, the TASER didn’t work out so well. Despite being electrocuted I still have motor function in my trigger finger! Lets try the AK next!
How many yards is this zero’d for, 2 or 4?
“…Wait, so the U in GRU *doesn’t* stand for “Underwater”?”
Oh, you said Nicaragua?!?!?
That moment you go to war with mermaids.
Coming to theaters this summer the next and final chapter in the Nemo saga.
First there was FINDING NEMO
This summer we proudly present: NEMO FOUND & TERMINATED (with extreme prejudice) rated G
Starring DevGru, filmed on location at Dam Neck and off the Virginia coast. The true story of a group of brave United State Navy SEALs on a mission to capture or kill the most famous cute adorable lovable fish in the world, NEMO.
( SPOILER ALERT )
7.62x 39, just for the halibut.
I told you before , no peeing in the pool !!
Obama refuses to go after ISIS but sends in SEAL Team Six to protect beach goers from shark attacks.
But the box said Sub-sonic?
Karl tries new obstruction removal technique at sewage treatment plant.
Rule #4 – Know your target and what’s beyond, even if you only have 30 feet of visibility.
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