Weekend Photo Caption Contest by Dan Zimmerman | Jun 26, 2015 | 76 comments facebook twitter linkedin email comments Ralph says: June 26, 2015 at 18:06 Where the hell did I put my glasses? Reply Tom in Oregon says: June 26, 2015 at 18:14 I laughed. Outloud. Because I do that Reply Ralph says: June 26, 2015 at 18:34 I did it last week. And then I put on my glasses to help me find the glasses that I was wearing. And then I made a martini because I needed one. Reply Gunr says: June 26, 2015 at 20:14 You don’t “need” martinis, you want martinis! JasonM says: June 26, 2015 at 18:42 I’ve woken up and put my glasses on and thought, “why is my vision so blurry?” Then I realized I fell asleep without removing my contact lenses. Reply Bigred2989 says: June 26, 2015 at 19:15 One time I accidentally put my brother’s contact lenses in and thought I had dropped mine because everything was still blurry. His prescription is far weaker than mine. Reply AaronW says: June 26, 2015 at 20:57 And I’ve heard of people who thought their contact lenses were still on, but stuck… and were well on their way to removing their corneas before they realized their mistake. JWM says: June 26, 2015 at 18:08 I’d give all these guns up for a cure for baldness. Reply Roadking says: June 26, 2015 at 18:08 Crap! Jim, have you seen that AR that was sitting on the counter when that group from Mom’s demand action was in here a few min ago? Reply AlanInFL says: June 26, 2015 at 18:10 Which firearm to clean first? Reply mike oregon says: June 26, 2015 at 18:11 No, we don’t have a barrel shroud, that’s is shoulder thing that goes up. Reply dlj95118 says: June 26, 2015 at 18:11 …WHAT?!?! I’m in a GUN store?!? Reply Frank says: June 26, 2015 at 18:12 So is the Sig Brace a stock or not Is this an AR pistol or a SBR Reply Art out West says: June 26, 2015 at 18:13 Oh No! I’ve been selling evil tools of death all this time! Reply BDub says: June 26, 2015 at 18:20 No caption can top the actual quotes in the related story. To wit; “It is certainly the most unusual case I’ve dealt with. The man had been shot in the back and the bullet lodged in the testicle. I think the surgeon felt it should be looked at.” Reply Pantera Vazquez says: June 26, 2015 at 19:57 -Obama said what the other day concerning Europe? “As a forensic expert for the National Ballistics Intelligence Service (NABIS) at its high-security laboratory in an anonymous building in a Birmingham suburb, Tony and his colleagues know what they are talking about when it comes to weaponry in criminal hands in Britain. The little-known agency keeps a low profile, but it is key in the fight against gun crime which has seen the number of offences involving firearms fall in England and Wales from 24,000 in 2003 to 9,555 last year. Although gun crime remains rare (there are about 900 incidents a year in which a weapon is actually fired or brandished), it remains a grim reality, with police armed response vehicles carrying out some 13,000 operations a year…” Reply JWM says: June 26, 2015 at 18:20 “Chet, did we get that load of cop killer bullets for that watts women yet? She’s been in here twice already asking about it. That funny eye and sideways face gives me the willies.” Reply JWM says: June 26, 2015 at 18:21 “Is it too late to open a comic book store?” Reply Sixpack70 says: June 26, 2015 at 18:23 Was this machinegun made before or after 1986, ah crap. Reply John in Ohio says: June 26, 2015 at 18:26 Hey Moe. Reply S.CROCK says: June 26, 2015 at 18:29 Did i just say “clip” to that customer when I was trying to sound like a know it all operator? Reply Joe R. says: June 26, 2015 at 18:31 “You mailed the receipt to my wife?” Reply Tex300BLK says: June 26, 2015 at 22:02 In case anyone was wondering… beer in the sinuses hurts like hell. Damn you! Reply Kirk says: June 26, 2015 at 18:40 They legalized what? And made what illegal, now? Reply Lance F says: June 26, 2015 at 18:40 That spring couldn’t have disappeared. Reply Frank says: June 26, 2015 at 18:42 I don’t know, a double barreled 1911? Reply JasonM says: June 26, 2015 at 18:43 “Why did I buy a standing worktable without adjustable legs?” Reply Frank says: June 26, 2015 at 18:43 Did he just say 40 bullet banana clip? Reply FortWorthColtGuy says: June 26, 2015 at 18:56 Ahhh… topical humor based on a news story from today! Brilliant! Reply Hipster cause Murica says: June 26, 2015 at 19:52 Mr. Dude sir, that literally just won the internet. Reply Lance F says: June 26, 2015 at 18:47 I forgot to mark non-hispanic Reply jiminky says: June 26, 2015 at 18:47 Sweet Lord, Last time Obama started pushing Gun Control, we doubled the size of the business! My wife might leave me! Reply NoID says: June 26, 2015 at 18:47 Finding himself suddenly surrounded by black assault weapons, Mark Kelly breaks down from total overload of irrational fear and desperately wishes he was back in space, where most fears are much more rational. Reply Cliff H says: June 26, 2015 at 18:55 And no one can hear you scream. Reply Coffee Addict says: June 26, 2015 at 18:54 “Why…WHY did I open a gun store in Kalifornia..?!?!” Reply Bigred2989 says: June 26, 2015 at 19:17 Note to self: don’t let people test fire weapons in the show room. Reply Eric says: June 26, 2015 at 19:33 Oh no! He said to use your double barrel shotgun and shoot it in the air! All I have are rifles! How will I keep up with the new demand for double barrel shotguns?! Reply Jack says: June 26, 2015 at 19:42 We’re going to need a bigger gun rack. Reply Silver says: June 26, 2015 at 20:01 Obama said what?! Now I gotta cancel my vacation, we’re gonna be swamped with customers! Reply Jim R says: June 26, 2015 at 20:03 “WHY DIDN’T ANYONE TELL ME I WAS GOING BALD?!” Reply PY-T says: June 26, 2015 at 20:12 Man oh man, what the heck am I going to do? That shipment of shoulder things that go up got back ordered and we put them on sale in the flyer for the week end sale. Reply gsnyder says: June 26, 2015 at 20:14 “They want ME to officiate at a pro-gun gay marriage?” Reply Gunr says: June 26, 2015 at 20:21 I can’t believe it! Diane Feinstein just strolled in here when we didn’t have any customers, and bought a machine gun, and 5,000 rounds of ammo! Reply David says: June 26, 2015 at 20:23 Gosh Darn it! What am I going to do. That was my last detent spring and it just sprung halfway from here to…what am I gonna do man, What am I gonna do. I can’t wait another week for Amazon to deliver. I’m gonna cry…I just wanted to get thus build completed. Reply Paul53 says: June 26, 2015 at 20:31 If that’s the invisible man at the door, tell him I can’t see him. Reply Connor says: June 26, 2015 at 20:40 No! For the last time, the Glock 43 will not make you shoot like Jerry Miculek! Reply Rikoshay says: June 26, 2015 at 20:47 You know what I think? Reply Adub says: June 26, 2015 at 20:50 The ATF is asking me to ship guns to ISIS, but they’re willing to pay MSRP… Reply CCDWGuy says: June 26, 2015 at 20:56 I did not, I repeat, I did not answer the question on the 4473 that prohibits bald people from owning a gun wrong….I have two hairs that indicate I am not bald and this is not a “straw bald” purchase for another really bald person. Reply Eric L says: June 26, 2015 at 21:00 I swear I just had some .22’s here a minute ago…… Reply bob says: June 26, 2015 at 21:21 Sons of Guns got cancelled! ? Reply Tex300BLK says: June 26, 2015 at 21:57 “And here we have a rare look at FirearmsConcierge when he hears a customer walk in.” Reply Broken 3ight says: June 27, 2015 at 12:00 OMG yes. Reply Jordan says: June 26, 2015 at 21:59 Oh crap! The ATF is going to be here in 5 minutes and I can’t find the paperwork for this MG-42. How am I supposed to give this over to the Zetas Cartel without it?! Reply Alex waits says: June 26, 2015 at 22:16 I never should have finished LOST. Reply TnSpence says: June 26, 2015 at 22:20 You’re telling me that two dudes can get married but I can’t get a ccw permit! Reply dh34 says: June 26, 2015 at 22:37 Listen…it was the eighties man…booze and blow all over…su-su-sussudio seemed like a good idea for a song at the time… Reply Mr Passin says: June 26, 2015 at 23:05 What you do have 22 LR ammo ?!?! I think I’m going to faint. Reply Indiana Tom says: June 26, 2015 at 23:17 So many guns, so little time. Reply Dustin says: June 26, 2015 at 23:30 “The paperwork for buy all these guns required me to pull out all my hair. Literally, they demanded DNA samples. Now I can’t buy any more guns…” Reply Matt in Idaho says: June 26, 2015 at 23:45 “It’s the guns I didn’t buy that I spend the most time thinking about.” Reply Winningstads says: June 27, 2015 at 00:13 What the hell is a “PMR-30”? Reply Frank says: June 27, 2015 at 00:42 Now where did my Confederate Battle Flag go Reply i4pple says: June 27, 2015 at 02:50 “Hey Joe, some guy from LA said he needs a bullet button installed on this thing… What the fuck is a bullet button?!?!” Reply Jason says: June 27, 2015 at 06:45 When I was pwning n00bs in Call Of Battlefield, was I grenade spamming while running the SPAS-12, or sniping out the window with the SVD? Reply JR Pollock says: June 27, 2015 at 09:21 “Any one see where my roll of tax stamps went? I’ve got a big pile of approved Form 1’s and 4’s just sitting here!” Reply BigAl says: June 27, 2015 at 10:22 Phew! We haven’t had a gun scare for a while now. I wasn’t sure how I was going to pay my mortgage on the hunting lodge I built after the last scare. I think I’ll name the place Barack Acres. Reply ZD says: June 27, 2015 at 12:19 Wait, Jeb won? Shit, how am I going to move all this stock now? Reply Gregolas says: June 27, 2015 at 13:02 Rats! I mixed up the Frog Lube for the guns and the Simonize for my head-again !!! Reply Rick K says: June 27, 2015 at 14:14 Lemme git this straight….You actually prefer the b*stardized NYS compliant ARs??????? Reply Tomyironmane says: June 28, 2015 at 13:26 … hell, at that point, just get a Garand. Reply Rick K says: June 27, 2015 at 14:29 I know what your husband said Mrs Biden, but I don’t have any 12ga. shotguns that shoot softer than an AR15. Reply Rick K says: June 27, 2015 at 14:34 Are they reading the same 2nd Amendment as I am? Reply SkyMan77 says: June 27, 2015 at 15:40 Yo Vinny… This Guy’z asking for 22 ammo… Reply nevex says: June 27, 2015 at 22:36 “What do you mean you dropped the log book in the toilet…?” Reply PeterW says: June 29, 2015 at 11:33 2004? Was it? when we last had .22 Long Rifle bricks in stock Reply Write a Comment Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.