Okay now Coco. Undo your blouse.
So yeah, you’re not the only old dude here…
Shown Above: Guns captured from Open Carriers during routine stops, in a location and in a manner not within the opinion of acceptable use of other pro-gun activists.
Casting calls for the latest gun porn superstars….
as the photographers patiently waited to catch the exact moment when a fire arm “accidentally” goes off…
Guns which everyone should own!
“OK, you’re an animal! Yes, there we go. You’re a tiger! You’re Tony the Tiger! You’re grrreat! Very good. Loving it. Now you’re a lemur. Running as a pack. We go left. We go right. There’s a predator out of the jungle. What’s going on? Burrow! That’s right, you’re a lemur. That’s all you’ve got. You don’t have sharp teeth capable of biting. Make an interconnected series of tunnels like the Viet Cong. And look. I’m not even shooting you. It’s crazy. And I’m spent.”
^^^ First thing I thought of.
Points for the Austin Powers reference!!
one of Colion Noir’s Steel Waiting photo shoots?
Photographers document a weapons cache confiscated from the NYS Governor’s residence once it surfaced that the current occupant has had a long history of prescription drug abuse and extended treatment for mental illness.
Update: Upon realizing that the governor’s residence had been raided, the chief of the NYS police immediately issued an apology to the governor, fired the officers who executed the raid and returned the governor’s weapons even though none of the weapons were properly registered in accordance with NY law and the NY SAFE act. Also returned was .5 lb of cocaine and 5 lbs of marijuana.
The latest arsenal captured by police showing that we must be ever vigilant in passing laws outlawing these assault ghost 55 clip killing machines.
“These 7 Glocks were removed from the streets during the latest Los Angeles gun buy-back.”
“A New Jersey man’s arsenal of weapons was confiscated after becoming a victim of domestic violence”
(this actually happened)
Glocks? No you gotta get it right; those are AK-47’s (except for the AK that’s an Uzi).
Smile. Wait for the flash.
Well kids, this is what guns looked like before they evolved and became smart.
In the new gun free culture, 100 years later, some old weapons surfaced, and everybody wanted to know what a “gun” looked like.
Univision was there, so you know it was serious business.
News headline: “These seven AR15’s were seized during a drug raid.”
Actual story: These various firearms were taken from the gun safe of some poor schmuck that had a SWAT team shoot his dog while serving a warrant to the wrong house.
Get the wooden ones in the back outta the way, I need a better shot of that super dangerous assault foldy model in the front and those M16s!
Shown above: Photographing of the bodies of executed criminals who killed people.
Historians carefully take photographs of the only antiques to survive Obama’s third term.
Third term? I know it can’t happen, but you shouldn’t scare folks like that.
Careful, boys….ya never know when they might fire…
The corner shot system makes all other guns look outdated…
Once again a Ted Nugent following Right Wing Extremist with suspicious ties every Sunday, to a Lutheran Church, ties to the NRA, and other extremist Tea Party groups, was arrested with this “arsenal of combat rated fully automatic weapons” he was also in possession of a Bible and a copy of the Constitution. We are lucky that Officer Safety, acting on an anonymous tip, called the SWAT Team in their MRAP, with helicopter support, to answer the call and keep our neighborhood and city safe for the children. Back to you Bob.
Shannon and John Watts hosted their last Americana photoshop/exhibit at their Zionsville,IN art gallery prior to realizing being Bloomberg’s b!tch was more lucrative
Media day at the 1st SHOT show
“In Soviet New York, guns get shot by YOU!”
Who’s the a-hole turning a Browning A-5 in to a gun buy back program?… Probably the same jerk who turned in the STG 44 some months back.
Looks like a couple of men whose wives took away the gunshop credit cards….pictures only dear!….:)
Police: “Our recent efforts with enforcing new gun control policies, added gun buy backs, and going door-to-door to registered gun owners have resulted in the confiscation and removal of these seven assault weapons from our city streets! Or citizens can rest easy knowing that these firearms no longer pose a threat to anyone!”
Press: “Incredible! I can’t believe they confiscated all these AR15s! The community must feel safer already!”
And so the elusive “sidewinder” gun was finally photographed while attempting to blend in with a table of ordinary guns.
Police: “Our recent efforts with enforcing new gun control policies, added gun buy backs, and going door-to-door to registered gun owners have resulted in the confiscation and removal of these seven assault weapons from our city streets! Our citizens can rest easy knowing that these firearms no longer pose a threat to anyone!”
New reports of an innocent table being assaulted by several, probably very dangerous, are just now coming across the AP wire.
Here, we see the original “Blue Steel” being modeled.
Who let in those reporters with the “assault cameras” to shoot up the place?
Work it, work that action. Now drop that magazine to the floor. Nice. All right put your safety back on. I’m spent
Look! One of those has a thing that goes to the side instead of up!
Then he realized the gun was LYING on it’s side!
This arsenal of deadly high powered military machine guns was confiscated from a collector for having “improper” thoughts.
Meanwhile, waiting for the perfect photo at the hoplophobia convention: Wait for it……Wait for it……..Come on. One of you awful assault weapons has to accidentally fire sooner or later. We’ve been waiting here all day. Are you sure these things are even loaded?
To hell with the contest I want the A5
just released – Perp-walk photos of suspected murderers. Made up details at 11.
There’re scary but not SCARY. Can we get some camo pants in the shot?
Should be a box of “dum-dum’s” lying on the table.
Cultural anthropologists study newly discovered cache of tools from long-extinct tribe. Known as the “armed intelligentsia” the tools, called “gonnes” are not fully understood, but are believed to have been used in tribal rituals.
In other news, Morlocks staged another raid in the small village of N-YC yesterday, capturing an undisclosed number of Eloi, for purposes that shall not be mentioned.
dang – editing feature locked me out. Revised version…
Cultural anthropologists study newly discovered cache of tools from long-extinct tribe. Known as the “armed intelligentsia” the tribesmen used the tools, called “gonnes,” in a manner not fully understood. However, they are believed to have been used in tribal rituals.
“…and be sure to take special note of the assault weapon in the middle …. No, it’s not broken, they use that one to shoot around corners…”
“Media scientists” studying murder thingys. Seen it it’s natural environment is the shoulder thing that goes up.
The only way you are allowed to shoot rifles in California is with a camera.
The prices at the local gun show are so high we just resort to taking pictures to show our grandkids what we couldn’t afford.
Here we see the assault rifle in its natural habitat: a sterile white table surrounded by leftist activists. Soon, it will strike.
I am with TTAG. I speak for the guns. I speak for the guns for the guns have no tongues.
The proper way to check if a gun is loaded.
“You know, I’ve just always identified as a AK. Pretty soon I’ll have buffer tube removed and the transformation will be complete.”
Please do not feed the guns.
And here we see the elusive “assault weapon” as it stalks it’s prey, the overzealous Liberal. Assault weapons often hunt in groups as it increases their chances of accidental discharge of their own volition, claiming innocent lives without prejudice.
We are now safe from these AK47 Shotgun Pistols as all of their bullets have been used up and the shoulder things that go up have been removed.
Welcome to the first day of the Bloomberg Media Academy. First, a few examples of high powered, high capacity clip, assault rifles, like the Bushmaster AR47 automatic rifle.
Oh man….the black one’s stock is folded and she doesn’t realize it. (CLICK-CLICK-CLICK). I can totally see the back of her receiver. (CLICK-CLICK-CLICK) Hell yeah, up-stock shots are worth $500 apiece at TMZ. Daddy is gonna get PAID!
Round it up boys. These need to be in Tijuana by sundown.
A Star is Born
“Do you guys have any props I can use to make these guns look more evil? Preferable cowering children or maybe a kilo of raw.”
Oh the irony.
“Quick! Shoot them!”
Here we see de captured wild firearms, which have been temporarily tranquilized so our photographers can get close to them. Zay must be careful zat de guns do not go off. Observe de gun zat is closest to de photographers. It is poised to strike at any moment. You can tell by de gun’s posture with de shoulder thing dat goes up!
Illegal firearms seized from the NY Governors mansion along with 5 one ounce bags of white powder. NY State Police have seized the home and will be selling it at auction as a RICO act seizure, and plan to use the funds to buy 12 new Mercedes police cruisers that come with single serve espresso machines and automatic back massage seats.
Guns don’t shoot people. Cameras shoot people!
…by chance, did anyone read the article behind the picture? From NPR of all places and it had some interesting information.
Quick! Everyone take a picture before these things kill someone!
Today Bloomberg announced his million gun giveaway.
one little two little three little guns, four little five little six little guns. Seven little “Hey, is that one bent?”
NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY ALLOWED, the photographers were told. Even the slightest disturbance was sure to cause any or all of the firearms to go off of their own volition.
“We’ve all seen Blued Steel, when are you going to release Magnum on us?”.
Derek Zoolander is so hot right now.
I’ve been filming these rifles all day…Why don’t they hurry up and assault someone?
Guns are bad Mkay.
Wait for it!.. Wait for it!….. Any minute now these guns will take on a life of their own!
“It’s Funny ’cause it’s Poison!!!””
“Okay guys today is the day, we are finally going to prove to the world that guns do in fact kill people. I don’t care how long it takes but we will wait until they finally can’t take it anymore and turns on one of us. We will finally have proof that guns do, in fact, kill people.”
The NRA turns to a “Sexy Photo Shoot” for its next “American Rifleman” cover.
After the fall of the 2nd Amendment, underground gun porn flourishes
The one in the middle can shoot around corners. Very dangerous.
Now is this a Glock or an AR15? Where all the shoulder things, and do they go up?
‘These are all machine guns, right?!…No? Fine, we’ll just call them all Assault Pistols.’
Combat arms of world war 3.
Police seized a hoard of assault weapons from a local Fudd on Saturday. Not pictured is the stockpile of a hundred rounds of ammunition.
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