It Should Have Been A Defensive Gun Use: South African Man Raped for Sperm Edition

Crime location (courtesy dailymail.co.uk)

“I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.” That’s Base Commander Jack D. Ripper’s take, from the movie Dr. Strangelove. Commander Ripper went on to declare “I do not avoid women . . . but I do deny them my essence.” Joking aside, a man’s sperm is his property. No one has the right to steal it. He has the right defend himself against any such attempt which is, let’s face it, rape. And yes, it does happen . . .

A [South African] man was kidnapped at gunpoint and raped by three women who collected his semen in a cool box and stealing it before abandoning their victim – and the method is part of a growing trend.

The 33-year-old man gave the women directions when they pulled up in a black BMW. Suddenly, one of the women armed with a gun got out and forced him into the back of the car at gunpoint.

The trio then drove him 500km away and fondled him in the back of the car but he did not become aroused, so they forced him to drink an ‘unknown substance’ from a bottle to aid him.

They then raped the man repeatedly and collected his semen in plastic bags, placing them in a cooler box.

The man was then kicked out of the car, 500 km away from where they picked him up in the Kwazakhele township, Port Elizabeth, and made off with the stolen sperm.

The exact same method is being used by women in Gauteng, who are also forcing men to drink from a bottle and stealing their semen but no arrests have been made.

The story from dailymail.co.uk doesn’t mention the fact – yes fact – that a man can be forced to be aroused even without a mysterious substance. It’s a form of sexual assault known to occur to young boys, who then feel tremendous guilt and complicity in the attack. Which creates all kinds of psychological trauma.

South Africa’s gun control laws prevent law-abiding citizens from keeping and bearing arms. Anyone, male or female, should be able to defend themselves against rape by force of arms. That is all. [h/t VVV]

 

comments

  1. avatar Fuque says:

    ” essence”???… LOL…

  2. “South Africa’s gun control laws prevent law-abiding citizens from keeping and bearing arms”

    Not exactly true. While it’s a hoop jumping exercise, it’s still quite easy to get a firearm in South Africa. It’s certainly not prohibited. Also, there is no permit to carry in South Africa, legallying owning the gun means you can carry it wherever you like in the whole of the country.

    Now, the average cost of handgun is well more than what 90% of the population can afford, since many of them are still living in single room RDP housing and surviving on less than about $400/mo.

    The original story as reported in the Port Elizabeth Herald does not mention the 500km drive, which is 311 miles. It mentions the man being in New Brighton, which is about 5km from where he was found.

  3. avatar FedUp says:

    I forgot which state’s laws let a child molester successfully sue her victim for child support when she became pregnant from the rape.

    Talk about ‘stealing his essence’ (not to mention his financial future after he came of age and his parents quit paying his child support for him).

    1. avatar AllAmerican says:

      New York.

      Honestly I don’t know, but that’s the first state that came to my mind.

      1. avatar A Hill says:

        Another case involved a woman gaining a man’s “essence” through oral means, then surreptitiously using it to impregnate herself. She later sued the man for child support….and won. The judge ruled that the man’s “essence” constituted a “gift”.

        So a man’s essence is his property….until it isn’t. Both legally and metaphorically.

      2. avatar Slicer87 says:

        It happened in CA too, CA is always trying to copy cat NY. If it happened in this country the victim would be court ordered to pay child support or face going to jail.

  4. avatar JAlan says:

    Were this to happen in the US, he would still be forced to pay child support if the women became pregnant from this. It has happened before to young boys that are raped by older women.

    1. avatar 16V says:

      Sadly, very true. Because the children…

    2. avatar TheBear says:

      Meanwhile women can give up babies for adoption or have an abortion. Legal means of avoiding any financial responsibility for an unwanted child.

      If you’re a man – you’re liable even if you didn’t give consent.

      Equal rights indeed…

      1. avatar Fuque says:

        They can also abandon them and simply walk away legally.

  5. avatar Cameron b says:

    I am unable to figure out why anyone wants so much semen. But then again if these people are insane which they clearly are to assault a person they are probably doing something off with thier “trophies”

    1. avatar Gunr says:

      They need so much seman so the offspring (boy or girl) can grow to be a “Sailor”

    2. avatar Slicer87 says:

      Perhaps to sell on the black market to sperm banks?

  6. avatar matty9 says:

    Were they good looking? I mean, I don’t wanna be crass, but given some details of the situation, we may need get him his “Luckiest man on Earth trophy”. I hate to say it, but I remember being 12……just sayin.

    1. avatar Bernard says:

      https://sanjacintocountyoutlaw.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/64558_1_468.jpg
      Whoa. Hey. Yes ma’am!

      But seriously, yes, men do get raped.

    2. avatar Roymond says:

      Very few at age 12 are going to feel anything is lucky about being required to have sex with adult females. For most it will warp their lives permanently. For some the memory will be repressed until it pops up at some later time; in the meantime they suffer from emotional trauma without knowing what’s wrong — and when the memories come back, it’s trauma all over again.

      Rape is often about power, not sex, and that’s almost always true of the victim: it’s a message that says, “You’re powerless, you’re worthless, you’re not a person at all just a tool”.

    3. avatar Grindstone says:

      Are we seriously going to go there?

      1. avatar Hannibal says:

        +1

        I’m pretty sure there was nothing sexy about that.

    4. avatar chuck (hates nj) says:

      I wouldn’t feel lucky having three angry women pulling my junk like a weed. YouTube the hand job protest song.

    1. avatar Geoff PR says:

      I have heard about that at least 10 years ago.

      The bizarre part is its supposedly *legal*…

      Another one of theirs is a system that with the push of a button hi-voltages the car body to electrocute whoever is touching it…

  7. avatar Bernard says:

    You guys have to read the comments on the Dailymail link.

  8. avatar MAC][ says:

    LOL, you had me at “precious bodily fluids”. What a great movie!

    1. avatar barnbwt says:

      Peace on Earth, Purity of Essence…

  9. avatar Former Water Walker says:

    Whut? Come again??? I never got 3 in a day…

    1. avatar Geoff PR says:

      Did you ever ask nicely?

      🙂

  10. avatar Aaron says:

    500 km drive…yeah, right. story doesn’t pass the common sense test.

    and what does drinking from a bottle have to do with anything?

  11. avatar nynemillameetuh says:

    In the sexual marketplace, sperm is relatively cheap and eggs are incredibly expensive. Geez, why not just go to a bar like a normal sl ut on the prowl.

    1. avatar Former Water Walker says:

      Maybe he’s got “special sperm” LOL

  12. avatar Ralph says:

    They made him drink a bottle full of Viagra? Poor bastard. I know what he’s thinking right now. “Why oh why didn’t I take the red pill.”

    1. avatar Chrispy says:

      Reference points!

  13. avatar GuyFromV says:

    He felt a profound sense of fatigue and a feeling of emptiness followed. He was able to interpret these feelings correctly as a loss of essence. Looks like it’s pretty hairy. Have you ever seen a commi…er, I mean South African woman drink a glass of water?

    1. avatar Geoff PR says:

      “He felt a profound sense of fatigue and a feeling of emptiness followed.”

      I bet he did feel drained…

  14. avatar Rog Uinta says:

    Well now we finally know how Chelsea Clinton was conceived.

    1. avatar Geoff PR says:

      Google Hiliary’s picture in the 70’s.

      She looks just like Chelsea now…

      1. avatar Rog Uinta says:

        Like the hind end of a bulldog?

  15. avatar Ralph says:

    Three women? That would cost about six thousand bucks in Las Vegas. And the drinks are extra.

  16. avatar Grindstone says:

    Non-consensual is non-consensual. Really disappointing how many people don’t get that.

    1. avatar Accur81 says:

      Well, if I’m ever gonna get raped, I’d rather it be by three woman than by bubba.

  17. avatar West says:

    It mentions a cool box, Is this a cooler or a really neat box?

    1. avatar DickDanger says:

      Maybe it’s a really neat cooler.

      1. avatar Chrispy says:

        You sir, have the perfect user name for this article.

  18. avatar KarVer says:

    Chelsea Clinton comment was lol funny. An so was the red pill comment
    To me this is sad. I admit to fellin’ bad for the guy, forced at gun point to preform.
    I believe my Mom when she talked to me about being raped, an few others I’ve known. The majority involved alcohol. Not Gun point an not normally a guy forced by 3 random women. I will admit to getting used by a woman for sex 1 time, It was consensual but I drank too much an she hardly had a two sips. I feel bad over the situation. I hardly knew her, an I was not as sober as her. She left about 2 days later , I never had heard from her since, seen her, or knew where she went. Or her last name. I hope the women in the article gets there due very soon.

  19. avatar Hannibal says:

    There must be something about this story I didn’t read about what makes his sperm more valuable than what could be scraped off the floor at the local porno shop booths.

    Even if there is some sort of ethnic component or something (people looking for legit donors in the west pay a premium to get the baby that looks the way they want it to look) it still seems to me someone should have been able to get someone to give some willingly.

    Unless they were after this SPECIFIC guy…

    1. avatar JR_in_NC says:

      “There must be something about this story I didn’t read about what makes his sperm more valuable than what could be scraped off the floor at the local porno shop booths. “

      Don’t sperm cells die pretty rapidly in air? Seems like if they are trying to sell the semen on the black market, they’d have to get them cooled down pretty quickly.

      That’s just a guess though.

      If this is related to black market stuff, I doubt this story is a one-off.

  20. avatar Lurker_of_lurkiness says:

    buh buh but feminists say men cannot be raped, it must be the powah structure of the white patriarchy!!!!11111111!!!12

    1. avatar Lurkiness_of_lurker says:

      Well, you know feminists do say that women have ALL the agency men do… Until they do bad shit, and then it’s women are hapless, vulnerable leaves, blow about by the winds of life.

      Also, women can’t rape, donchaknow?! Aren’t double standards grand?

  21. avatar Frank says:

    Holy shit TTAG, do you really need crazy Daily Mail rape stories from Africa?

    1. avatar John G. says:

      Agreed. Wrong type of shooting.

  22. avatar Glen Greeff says:

    In south africa guns are not illegal to get, just so much paperwork, money, and then at the end of the day you have to give a motivation as to why you need the gun. If the police don’t like it, no gun for you. And general self defence is not accepted as a motivation. Also the guns and ammo are very expensive, I paid R11 000 for my glock 19, which is about $1100. Still waiting to hear if my license get approved…

  23. avatar Shire-man says:

    Wouldn’t it be easier to just offer every adolescent $5 to jack off into a baggy?

    I love Africa. Where a person can drive a BMW, make daily use of the Internet and smart phones and still believe in witchcraft and voodoo shit.

    1. avatar John L. says:

      That’s not a nice way to talk about economists…

  24. avatar LarryinTX says:

    All I know is that if I called up my bride to come pick me up, with a story like that as to why I was out all night and was now 500 miles away, all the guns in the house better be locked up real good.

    1. avatar Roscoe says:

      Laugh!

  25. avatar Fuque says:

    ” But hunny It’s true! , there I was,Just minding my own business when these three dirty old dishrags pulled up in a beemer and force fed me a 32oz big gulp laced with Viagra”…

  26. avatar Phil LA says:

    Was the police report filed by his wife?

  27. avatar JA Hoogenboezem says:

    Gee guys, glad you’re reporting on some happenings in South Africa, there’s lots happening in the firearm and self defence scene over here. But you had to choose this incident. Not the lady in Port Elizabeth that chased away a couple of be guys, a CCTV video of which is doing the rounds. Not the guy in Durban who shot and killed two would-be highjackers. And that’s just two prominent incidents of the past few days.

    No, you had to choose the one of the guy supposedly getting lucky with three ladies. And then the supposed funny comments followed. Reality here is our criminals were schooled as terrorists in the various revolutions on the continent. They’re violent. Extremely so. And cruel. Barbarically so. And of course superstitious too. As a result rape is a common occurrence. It is said by some who should know that rape perpetrated against men (mostly by other men, rape isn’t about sex after all, it’s about power, domination) is severely underreported. And the reason is threads like this. Police officers in the charge offices making jokes like what we see here. It truly isn’t funny.

    Oh, I also echo the sentiments of some others here. Obtaining firearms isn’t impossible in South Africa but it’s a cumbersome and expensive process out of reach of the poor majority who really really need it. I own firearms and carry for SD but I’m blessed enough to be middle class. Lots of my fellow countrymen live in poverty though.

  28. avatar Buffalo_Bob says:

    I guess the bright side to this mans story is that at least these psycho woman did not utilize the Dr. Mengele method of acquiring his dick sauce samples… then id feel sorry for the dude. But, “3 woman picked me up and… ‘it was so horrible”! Poor bastard right?!… This guys getting a $15,000 an hour slapNtickle from 3 woman in the backseat of a beemer for free and aint gotta do nothing not even clean up his mess Cause they bagged it up for him! Meanwhile, Im married and still have to violate myself…

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