What Could Possibly Go Wrong? Bikini Babe Squirts Random Strangers

It turns out that squirting random strangers with a Super Soaker pisses them off. And it doesn’t even matter that the person behind the gun is a hot chick in a bikini. Go figure. On the plus side, if you subscribe to their YouTube channel, you may win a date with her. Fair enough?

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  1. avatar Swarf says:

    That’s obnoxious as hell.

    And “win” a date with her? No, it’s not fair enough, it’s insulting.

    1. avatar borg says:

      She is lucky that she did not shoot a cop with the squirt gun since a cop would have been all too willing to arrest her for assaulting an officer which in some places may be a felony. Also she is lucky if no one has her charged with assault and/or harassment.

      1. avatar MeRp says:

        I think she is lucky she didn’t get pushed in front of a moving vehicle…

      2. avatar Hannibal says:

        I’ve seen exactly that scenario go down (not a girl in a bikini though). It was hilarious and people around seemed happy to see the dumb justin beiber wannabe get locked up after he went around squirting everyone (including an older lady in a wheelchair) without having any consideration.

  2. avatar Fuque says:

    Doesnt look like the bikini was much of a deterrent from a good ol fashion ass wuppin from the grownups….. and im sure more than a few young males would have been grabbing for that top, using the water gun as an excuse.

  3. avatar Benny the Jew says:

    1) Obligatory “Why’s this on a gun blog?”. Literally nothing to do with guns (unless you’re a Boy Scouts of America rule-maker),

    2) a couple of the ladies had the right idea. I would have snatched it and given it to my son.

    1. avatar JasonM says:

      It does support a common theme on TTAG: don’t go around pissing people off.

    2. avatar Cloudbuster says:

      This right here is why the Boy Scouts had to ban waterguns.

    3. avatar Other Tony says:

      I don’t know which is worse: the fact that this video exists or the fact that I watched it. I also thought it was lame that she seems to pretty much exclusively pick on women. I bet she was a mean girl at her school.

      I wish somebody had taken that water gun and sprayed the camera with it. I think I’m going to start training my kids for precisely that scenario. Self defense for the obnoxious internet video age.

      1. avatar TheBear says:

        The cynic in me thinks she was more willing to bully women because there was less chance of someone trying to dislodge her teeth.

  4. avatar Lurker_of_lurkiness says:

    Oh yes I want to go on a date with a complete stranger thanks to seeing their body…… Yeah no.

    Seriously if I were into that I’d just go for a mail order bride.

    1. avatar Cloudbuster says:

      I would have been more willing to go on a date with her if all I had seen was her body. Since I also now know she’s an effing idiot, I’ll pass.

  5. avatar Tom of Toms says:

    “Threat!”

    *Punches pinhole in top of water bottle*

    “Watering!”

  6. avatar arsh says:

    When did this website go from The Truth About Guns to TMZ involving anything that shoots?

    1. avatar Heathen says:

      In the pursuit of clickbait.

  7. avatar ShaunL. says:

    Harassment, assault, wanton destruction of hairstyle/clothing…. All good reasons to have her arrested. She deserves to have her ass kicked.

    On the other side of the coin…. What if someone did the same to her?

    1. Well that’s the thing, I am surprised no one did. I sure would have. Taken it and wet her down, then given it back. Come on people relax, it is water, you are at the beach, relax. As far as the date goes, no thank you. First off I’m sure it’s rigged, second if I did win, I am not going to fly to wherever she lives for maybe 1 hour with her at a fast food joint or something like that.

      1. avatar JR_in_NC says:

        “Come on people relax, it is water, you are at the beach, relax.”

        How would you know at the time that it’s water? Or clean water?

        No way to know, and defensive action would seem reasonable to me.

        I’d say doing this sort of thing to total strangers would constitute assault.

        1. avatar Nicks87 says:

          Defensive action? You are paranoid and insane. It’s just water. Grow up and learn how to take a joke.

  8. avatar Amy says:

    Its been a long time since California seen rain and water so they got scared of the squirted substance

  9. avatar Mark Lloyd says:

    A date? I’d date her butt and that’s about it because her face just doesn’t do it.

    1. avatar ValleyForge77 says:

      + 1 on the butt

  10. avatar raptureRaptor says:

    Still can’t believe where Pranking have lead. I don’t think this constitutes as pranking anymore.

    1. avatar Josh says:

      Thanks to attention seekers on YouTube, the definition of a prank has gone from ‘harmless practical joke generally on a friend, family member or other acquaintance’ to ‘obnoxious borderline criminal assault and antagonism against complete strangers’.

      1. avatar Nicks87 says:

        “obnoxious borderline criminal assault and antagonism against complete strangers”.

        That’s what you call getting sprayed with water? Grow up you little cry baby.

        1. avatar Josh says:

          Hey, maybe if you write this same exact reply to another ten guys someone will actually care! I don’t think eight is enough.

        2. avatar BlueBronco says:

          How do you know it is water initially?

  11. avatar Delta2actual says:

    If I weren’t armed, I’d take that thing away from her and stick it up her ass.

    But I’m always armed…

    1. avatar borg says:

      If someone did shove it up her butt they could be charged sexual assault foreign object.

      1. avatar Bob Wall says:

        Yeah, but the video of THAT would get 100,000 likes in a hurry!

  12. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    If you’re stupid enough to go on a date with her after seeing this you deserve whatever comes your way….

    1. avatar Dyspeptic Gunsmith says:

      Nailed it in one.

      1. avatar LordGopu says:

        George Zimmerman’s next girlfriend?

  13. avatar Sammy says:

    Is this from a Bloomberg Report on vacation mass shootings?

    1. avatar Defens says:

      It’s one of the hired Demanding Moms on her day off. Well, maybe not. Same IQ, but slightly better figure.

    2. avatar Hannibal says:

      Was there a school within 20 miles? School shooting.

  14. avatar borg says:

    Why is this article on the truth about guns? Maybe it would be better to be on a website called “the truth about water guns”.

  15. avatar Bill Kohnke says:

    Turn it around by having some guy squirt you or your girlfriend. How do you think that would go over with this same crowd?

  16. avatar Joe R. says:

    Should have been a “Defensive use of a super-soaker”, sadly . . .no.

    Super-Soaker abuse strikes one out of every 7 people walking by hot bikini babes.

    1. avatar Defens says:

      87% of those polled believe that Super Soakers should be subject to extensive background checks.

      1. avatar Pantera Vazquez says:

        Background check?……..too much work. Just Ban ’em…..A la NYC.

  17. avatar JohnO says:

    This is some stupid s#!+. I want that 2 minutes of my life back.

  18. avatar Brian says:

    I wish somebody had hosed her down with OC spray.

  19. avatar Paul says:

    Cute though she is and staged as it is (after all, someone else was holding the camera), this is a good way to get herself beaten up or worse. A young guy might have laughed it off, but I could see another woman belting her.

  20. avatar Former Water Walker says:

    OK…they took my comments. NICE BUTT…but she’s an idiot. Besides my wife wouldn’t take kindly to a “date”. Lucky she didn’t get killed…

    1. avatar Nicks87 says:

      Killed? Really? For spraying somebody with water?

      1. avatar Former Water Walker says:

        I didn’t say I would shoot her dumb azzz slick. The skinny chick and the black guy might have. Then again I’m fairly sure she could be charged with assault-like those hilarious “knockout” game boys. I do carry a pepper blaster for dumbazzes like her though…

  21. avatar Curtis in IL says:

    Obviously she was never a boy scout.
    They would have taught her that it’s not nice to squirt people.

  22. avatar John Fritz - HMFIC says:

    I can not believe one of those girls did not cold-cock her.

    She’s lucky.

    1. avatar Nicks87 says:

      Is that really justified? It’s just water. Grow up.

  23. avatar Q says:

    If she had sprayed my wife she would have got he skinny ass whooped. If it were me I would have taken it and emptied it into her face. Those people didn’t know if or what kind of chemicals they are being sprayed with and she didn’t know the kind of people she was messing with.

  24. avatar Samson says:

    Now I will admit I don’t know the law everywhere or even the majority of states, and having moved to FL only a bit over a year ago, I am not 100% super-versed on the laws here, but I spent 30+ years in Jersey and due to my background I have -an extensive- knowledge of NJ law… having said that, this woman is ENTIRELY lucky she’s not in serious legal ( and then civil) trouble- that is assault and battery in many places and perhaps either/or in many other states.

    Further she would probably lose any claims against people who kicked her a$$ because she not only initiated it , at random, to seemingly absolutely innocent and non-involved/threatening people, but when she pretends to stop and talk she then does it again in their faces. If they beat her ass they would say they needed to stop to protect their vision etc. and she wouldn’t get ANY love with it videotaped.

    And as far as a date, seriously, I admit she’s hot. It would be cool to have a girlfriend as hot as her to show off at beaches. But no way Jose. Talk about no class, ass but no class.

    1. avatar Nicks87 says:

      Serious legal trouble for spraying someone with water? Get the F— outta here with that garbage.

      1. avatar BlueBronco says:

        The problem is, she could have been spray Hep C contaminated urine for all those people knew.

        1. avatar borg says:

          For that matter she could easily be spraying gasoline or acid on her victims and they way of knowing what she is spraying them with.

        2. avatar Nicks87 says:

          But it wasn’t. It was water. Nothing to get upset about unless you’re retarded.

        3. avatar BlueBronco says:

          The problem rocket scientist is you get to figure it out after she has sprayed it in your face.

      2. avatar Samson says:

        I don’t mean to sound condescending here, you were very rude to me but I am honestly trying to help you here,

        ABSOLUTELY could you get into serious legal trouble for that. it’s assault and or battery in just about every state of the Union.

        and she could get ran wild on for the repeated doing it to each person. You may think it’s funny, you may think it’s ridiculous, you can think whatever you want, but I’m judging by your pattern of speech that you haven’t been through a ton of education, and at some point you will learn… She is seriously lucky , it’s not funny at all.

        1. avatar Nicks87 says:

          You are full of s**t. You cant be prosecuted for spraying someone with water like in the video. It’s not assault and if they tried to sue the case would never go to trial. Speech pattern? Lol, sure whatever. Grow up little boy, it was just a prank.

  25. avatar H says:

    Ehhh… not the kind of content I was hoping to see when I came here. Keep it classy, guys.

  26. avatar Timmy! says:

    I admit I haven’t watched this video but am still reminded of a “prank” they pulled in one of those “Jackass” movies. Some douche nozzle in a G-string barges in and grinds/lap-dances on unsuspecting people in phone booths. When I saw that my thought was, “He’d be bleeding from a stab wound (or dozen) to the gut if he tried that while I’m in the booth.” I was not a CHL holder at that time, y’see. Now, he get at least one 9mm hole in him.

    1. avatar Nicks87 says:

      Wow, that’s pretty disgusting… That you would shoot someone for pulling an innocent prank. You should have your permit revoked for that comment alone.

    2. avatar Pat says:

      You would forfeit your life’s freedom (spent in jail) for THAT! Maaaabe you slap the dude in the head or something, and that’s if your an angry, humorless SOB. Wise up.

  27. avatar BlueBronco says:

    It would have been funny if she got pepper sprayed.

  28. avatar Nicks87 says:

    A bunch of tough guys on this website want to beat up a little girl with a squirt gun. Wow, and you guys are gun owners? That’s scary. It’s just water, grow up and stop being so angry. After reading some of these comments I think the gun grabbers might be right about pro-gun people being mentally ill.

    1. avatar Samson says:

      Oh look it’s a troll. An anti-gun troll, coming to get fed on the gun news website.

      Don’t feed the troll. Eventually it will get hungry and go away looking for food elsewhere.

      1. avatar Heathen says:

        True but he’s a pissy lil bitch of a troll .

      2. avatar Nicks87 says:

        Anti-gun? Lol. not at all. I just cant understand why a bunch of pro-gun people, who are supposed to be level headed, common sense type people, are threatening violence on a young women who was spraying people with a squirt gun full of water. Quick to anger unnecessarily? Sounds like a personality disorder to me and I sure as hell don’t want you to be carrying a gun around me and my family.

  29. avatar Roymond says:

    If she’d had a squirt gun that looked like the real thing, I could understand the video being here. As it is . . .

  30. avatar Davis Thompson says:

    She’s squirting women. If she squirted guys she might not have met with such hostility.

    1. avatar Virginia Gunner says:

      That’s kind of my take. We tend to let women get away with a lot, especially if they are fairly attractive. When the water hit me I probably would have been pissed for a fraction of a second until I got a good look at her. And then my first thought would have been: Who is this chick and is she flirting with me?

      Then I probably would have tried to segway into a tickle fight with her. But alas, since it was staged, it would have gone nowhere, and I would have looked like a toolbag on camera.

  31. avatar Pat says:

    Note the ladies being far angrier than the men. Men liking hot chick, not looking like wimps in front of hot chick, and the women caring about their hair (because of time spent on), are probably the reasons.

  32. avatar clickboom says:

    would bang

  33. avatar Bill says:

    So if I win a date with her I can squirt her with my “gun”…right?:)

  34. avatar Col. Angus says:

    Chicks in bikinis struggling with each other over a super soaker……thanks, TTAG!

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