Weekend Photo Caption Contest: Win a Tac-Con 241 Trigger

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The author of the best caption for this pic entered in the comments by midnight Sunday will receive and brand new Tac-Con 241 trigger system. And if you don’t win, you can have your very own at a 10% discount (today only) by clicking that link. So put on your thinking caps and get creative. As in now.

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  1. avatar BDub says:

    No, you’re the immigrant! Now quit pointing that piece at me, you lass’ole.

    1. avatar sarc says:

      Never to young to start teaching the true meaning of being American

  2. avatar Kelly in GA says:

    If you think my roping skills are cartoonishly impressive, wait until you see me shoot your teeth out! One. By. One.

  3. avatar Jj says:

    “Hands up, don’t shoot!”

  4. avatar Don says:

    Why do I always have to be the Indian?

  5. avatar Youzernayme says:

    shh. Do you hear that? Listen carefully,
    Every time you pull out this picture, somewhere in
    the world, a progressive liberal’s head pops like a zit.

  6. avatar emfourty gasmask says:

    “And this is how ya bring Tumblr’s web servers to its knees! Just wait til the SJWs see this.”

    1. avatar Geoff PR says:

      SJWs?

      Huh?

      1. avatar Ing says:

        Social Justice Warriors

  7. avatar Bruce L. says:

    It’s never good to be the Indian.

  8. avatar actionphysicalman says:

    “That’s illegal without a red thing on the end of the barrel.”

  9. avatar Kelly in GA says:

    In Yosemite Sam’s infant days, he found success going after those “Wascally Wedskins.” He continued to gain notoriety until political correctness got to him, and he lost heart. Which left him forever chasing a single rabbit and failing miserably. He died at a young age of 35 after ODing on sleeping pills in a rural California motel.

  10. avatar Vhyrus says:

    It got really confusing when they switched to cops and robbers.

  11. avatar Alex in FL says:

    Lil’ Timmy teaches his friend what it means to be different in the New West.

  12. avatar Alan in FL says:

    Remember when playing “Cowboys and Indians” was child’s play.

  13. avatar NoID says:

    Little Billy Jo bit his lip and found that he couldn’t pull the trigger, finding as his eyes met Bobby Jim’s that they were both the same, both human beings, and both late for bath time.

    1. avatar Youzernayme says:

      for the win!
      good one.

  14. avatar Robert W. says:

    This is no longer Cowboys and Indians, It’s Californians and Texans. One has the guns and the cool hat, the other has their hands tied behind their back.

  15. avatar Frank says:

    The Lone Ranger just discovered what kimo sabe really means.

    1. avatar Ralph says:

      Yup, after his faithful Indian companion learned that “Tonto” means “fool” in Spanish.

      1. avatar Geoff PR says:

        “In Spanish, “tonto” translates as “moron” or “fool”. So in the Spanish dubbed version, the character is called “Toro” (bull).”

        Learn ‘sumpin new every day. Thanks, Ralph!

  16. avatar Brice says:

    “I got you now Senator Warren! Hands off my 30 round PMags!”

    1. avatar Akira says:

      Haha! Good one! As soon as I saw that picture, something about ol’ Liz Warren (a.k.a. Lie-awatha or Sacaja-Warren) popped into my mind.

  17. avatar Gunr says:

    Next time we play cowboys and Indians, wear some moccasins, like a real Indian, not those crappy looking saddle shoes.

  18. avatar Matt says:

    Later that night,
    Mom can I have a cap gun like Billy has? I’m tired of playing Indian!

  19. avatar other chris says:

    Timmy knew once his mother got home there was no explaining for this one.

  20. avatar Ralph says:

    How little Johnny Smith got a half interest in the Mohegan Sun Casino.

  21. avatar Gunr says:

    I’m glad you support the second amendment, but quit pointing that thing at me, and get your finger off the trigger!

  22. avatar SkyMan77 says:

    Stop making fun of my chaps and sneaker Charlie or I’m telling Mom!!!

    1. avatar SkyMan77 says:

      Sneakers… I mean…

  23. avatar nynemillameetuh says:

    Two Ghost Dances on the plains are worth one Colt in the hand.

  24. avatar Reyberto Colón says:

    One little two, little… Ooops! Gonna need more rope.

  25. avatar Jeff says:

    Let’s play white exploiter and endangered aborigine!

  26. avatar HyenaDave says:

    Trust me, I’m from the government and I’m here to help!

  27. avatar George Burdell says:

    Minutes after the picture was taken, little Tommy was arrested on felony assault charges. Results of a hate crime investigation from the justice department are to be released tomorrow.

  28. avatar Shawn says:

    After always winning at Cowboys and Indians, Billy was overheard saying ” I think I’m going to start playing Cowboys and radical Islamic Terrorists”

  29. avatar RatInDaHat says:

    For a caption: “Two little Injuns foolin’ with a gun,
    One shot t’other and then there was one;”

    For the whole song:

    Ten little Injuns standin’ in a line,
    One toddled home and then there were nine;

    Nine little Injuns swingin’ on a gate,
    One tumbled off and then there were eight.

    Eight little Injuns gayest under heav’n.
    One went to sleep and then there were seven;

    Seven little Injuns cuttin’ up their tricks,
    One broke his neck and then there were six.

    Six little Injuns all alive,
    One kicked the bucket and then there were five;

    Five little Injuns on a cellar door,
    One tumbled in and then there were four.

    Four little Injuns up on a spree,
    One got fuddled and then there were three;

    Three little Injuns out on a canoe,
    One tumbled overboard and then there were two.

    Two little Injuns foolin’ with a gun,
    One shot t’other and then there was one;

    One little Injun livin’ all alone,
    He got married and then there were none

  30. avatar Paul G says:

    The relationship between the Lone Ranger and Tonto didn’t start off as friendly.

  31. avatar DrewR55 says:

    “What the gun-grabbers believe Texas will look like after Open Carry is signed into law”

  32. avatar Jeremy in AL says:

    Indians don’t wear lederhosen, you nazi!

  33. avatar Mecha75 says:

    Mikey B – When can I be the cowboy?

    Bobby F – Never!! because you don’t like guns Mikey Bloomberg.

  34. avatar Mecha75 says:

    And suspended from school as word got back to the teacher that this happened last summer at camp.

  35. avatar JWM says:

    “My name is Cliven Bundy and this is my free gummint land. So, git.”

  36. avatar JWM says:

    The originol screen play for “Brokeback Mountain” was considered to racist and raunchy to be seriously considered for a Hollywood studio.

  37. avatar Keith morgenstern says:

    Now remember, the safe word is “Feinstein”.

  38. avatar Bigred2989 says:

    Tonto…rope on him. Rope on him. Rope on him…

    1. avatar Phil LA says:

      Hehehe

  39. avatar Gunr says:

    The twerp with the gun doesn’t know the difference between a granny knot, and a square knot. As soon as he looks the other way, I’ll be free of these ropes, and on his ass like fly’s on shit!l

  40. avatar texmln says:

    The Village People founding member finds his first bandmate.

  41. avatar Gunr says:

    OK Tonto, the game just turned real! This morning, when my dad wasn’t looking, I exchanged my cap pistol for his 357 Magnum!

  42. avatar Pieslapper says:

    Now that I have you in my magic lasso…

  43. avatar CCDWGuy says:

    What do you mean that my trigger is not even close to being as good as the Tac-Con 241, what do you think, I would use an inferior product. I thought I could win with the less expensive option..

  44. avatar Gunr says:

    Dad says you been messing with my little sister! Any last words!

  45. avatar Rikoshay says:

    And with one good yank on the rope, Tanto went spinning off into the sunset.

  46. avatar David R says:

    “That’s what you get for making fun of my daisy patches”

  47. avatar Usriflecaliber.30m1 says:

    Hands up, oh wait. Stay still!

  48. avatar cmeat says:

    “that’s how!”

  49. avatar David says:

    Now that Red Fox was tied and being held hostage, it dawned on him that this is what happens when you don’t control immigration.

  50. avatar NxSW says:

    Even children know that civilian disarmament has its roots in racism.

  51. avatar Jason says:

    Dan Snyder’s first playmate

  52. avatar David says:

    Gun control, it worked out real well for the Indians. I am sure it will work out just as well for America.

  53. avatar Keith says:

    Stick ’em up partner, or I’ll shoot!

  54. avatar Jason Byrne says:

    What was that problem again with the name Washington Redskins?

  55. avatar David says:

    Red fox now realized that democrats are all just control freak authoritarians. The democrat with a gun assured him that this was for his own good.

  56. avatar JR Pollock says:

    Fifty Shades of Zane Grey…

  57. avatar Bryan says:

    Hmmm, let me think about this.
    Good I thought you were making a stinky!
    I’ve got you tied up and your my prisoner. Soon I will let you free, I will rape your women (whatever that is) and give you a small crap-hole piece of land so GOD awe full that nobody will want it. Then you can live out your days as a beaten down alcoholic, reminiscing about the old days before I came along. You understand the words comin’ out of my mouth?
    How………about I just lawyer up, and open casino’s all across the land. Your women will drain your bank accounts playing our Bingo and slots. We’ll go on TV and shed a tear for the environment and you will bankrupt your economy trying to deal with the EPA. Except in Colorado where they don’t care about anything but bogarting!
    HMMMMMM, maybe I’ll just let you go, and eventually we’ll live together in peace, and call this thing even.
    Ya’ you better, cause it’ll take all of us to keep this country from the Jihadi’s that’re comin’!

  58. avatar Accur81 says:

    Before there was gun control, there was bow and arrow control.

  59. avatar Sian says:

    “OK so maybe black people don’t have it as bad as I thought. Can we go back to playing cops and robbers please?”

  60. avatar Michael says:

    If you put that down I’ll teach you how to tie a actual knot.

    If you can’t tie a knot tie a lot.

  61. avatar Red in Texas says:

    When I get out of this, I’m so telling mom.

  62. avatar DJ says:

    Local school principle expels two students over a weapons-related, racially insensitive photo posted to Facebook. Police are considering charging them with a hate crime.

    1. avatar DJ says:

      *principal.

      We all know schools have no principles these days.

  63. avatar Bryan says:

    In a past life I was called “The Marque de Sade”!
    Well you’re out a luck, my balls haven’t even dropped yet!

  64. avatar Gunr says:

    He doesn’t realize it, but the hammers down, and there’s nothing in the next chamber up!

  65. avatar Kris says:

    I’m sorry Jimmy, but you’re a hostile and abusive mascot. The NCAA has no other choice.

    (Go Sioux!!)

  66. avatar Brad says:

    Ten days. TEN DAYS I have listened to you prattle on and on about Glock superiority. What does your Glock think about my Smith and Wesson wheel gun now!?

  67. avatar Lance F says:

    Tango, I always get the last piece of bacon.

  68. avatar Tommy Knocker says:

    Young Bruce Jenner had just been trying to explain the whole transgender thing to Billy Bob.

  69. avatar Jim says:

    “I told you to give me a trigger warning next time, you racist!”

  70. avatar Jim says:

    “I get better accuracy holding it horizontally, but the commenters on TTAG told me that the pro’s shoot vertical.”

  71. avatar BN says:

    Agent Dumass, IRS, hand over the money!

  72. avatar 5Spot says:

    The failed childhood prophesy of George Armstrong Custer!

  73. avatar tmm says:

    …come out to the coast, we’ll get together, have a few laughs…

    1. avatar Phil LA says:

      F***in’ California

  74. avatar JoeBlow says:

    “Few fans can recognize James Cameron’s original footage of Avatar before special effects were added.”

  75. avatar mike oregon says:

    I shall call you “Tonto” and we will ride together always.

  76. avatar Tony in Oregon says:

    Multiple choice:

    a) A mid 20th century played by many young boys, which viewed through a contemporary lens is reprehensible.
    b) A late 20th century game played a few, somewhat older boys, which viewed through a historical lens is reprehensible.
    c) A 19th century (non game) played by many, which was simply reprehensible.
    d) All of the above.

    1. avatar Phil LA says:

      Lighten up Francis.

  77. avatar Matthew says:

    So 5 more minutes tied up and I get to open a casino, right?

  78. avatar Tyler B. says:

    You can use the gun if I can use the blankets.

  79. avatar Ing says:

    Check your privilege, White Boy!

  80. avatar Rusty Chains says:

    Mom is sure gonna be mad when she finds out you pulled down the clothes line!

  81. avatar Alan Newell says:

    2A is only for ‘the man’ with the gun.

  82. avatar I E says:

    White man don’t know how to rope or hold gun

  83. avatar utdmatt says:

    “Those eagle feathers are illegal Jimmy. I’m taking you in.”

    Janet Reno learned to ignore Supreme Court rulings at a very young age.

  84. avatar Eric L says:

    If I have to be the Indian one more time, I’m going to build a casino on your grave,pale face.

  85. avatar Hawkeye says:

    Rare photo of NBC’s Brian Williams capturing a dangerous terrorist using rope from the helicopter.

  86. avatar Brian Tucker says:

    Antigunners: “Charge the parents with child endangerment! Charge the cowboy with 15 felonies!”
    Good Parents: “Give the boy some more popcaps, he’s playin’ with his friend!”

  87. avatar Wray says:

    ” I’m with the government and I’m here to help you.”

  88. avatar Gunr says:

    Do horizontal stripes make me look fat? Be careful how you answer Tonto!

  89. avatar td says:

    immigration. Do as I say not as I do.

  90. avatar JAmesd says:

    Freeze!
    This here’s a Mattel Fanner .45 the most powerful cap pistol in the world the bullets it shoots leaves a bruise that looks kinda like a hicky now the 6th graders will think you’re cool!

  91. avatar amanofdragons says:

    How democrats view gun all gun owners.

  92. avatar Phil LA says:

    Reinactment of early DUI check points.

  93. avatar TheBear says:

    “If I let you name a sports team after my people will you leave me alone?”

  94. avatar TheBear says:

    “So…. is this cultural appreciation or culture borrowing?”

  95. avatar Zach says:

    Tea Partier vs. Tea Partier

  96. avatar Steve says:

    Operation Jade Helm 1 was deemed a complete success.

  97. avatar samantha says:

    “Convert or die”. Deja Vous.

  98. avatar Sheepdog6 says:

    What liberals see when they close their eyes and think of gun violence.

  99. avatar Chazbo says:

    With the “Soap on a Rope” market cornered, Tex figured he’d go one better.

  100. avatar Jwestham2 says:

    Movie poster for the new hit

    “Geronimo Unchained”

  101. avatar ELOT says:

    Manifest Destiny. Your back yard is now mine.

  102. avatar MatKep says:

    The original GWOT.

  103. avatar vv ind says:

    You win, can we smoke the peace pipe now?

  104. avatar Liberty2Alpha says:

    “I’m in for a rough ride?! Are we talking Freddie Gray or Brokeback Mountain here?”

  105. avatar IdahoPete says:

    Dusty Rhodes, Fish & Wildlife undercover agent, arrests Running Bare for illegal harvest and possession of eagle feathers.

  106. avatar EricHa says:

    All I ever wanted to be, was tied up and made to tell the truth!

  107. avatar Jay-El says:

    Later that day, at the Y, Randy and Felipe met other boys who also liked to sing, dance and play dress-up, and they formed a secret club.

  108. avatar Ken in TN says:

    COWBOY: Ok Indian, I’m letting you go and we have a deal that we are joining forces to flush out and wipe out those jihidis, right?
    INDIAN: ABSOLUTELY!

  109. avatar John P. says:

    Fifty shades of buckskin

  110. avatar Gunr says:

    One more clockwise spin!

  111. avatar Rob K says:

    Whew! For a second I thought you were gonna point your finger at me!

  112. avatar A Hill says:

    “Undercover PC police takes subversive racist to California gulag” Circa 2017 After Hildebeast Allsault Weapons Proghibition.

  113. avatar Gunr says:

    Wanna play “spin the top” Put your feet together, raise up on your toes, and I’ll pull the rope real hard!

  114. ‘Don’t you “kemosabe” me, George. Now gimme them feathers!’

  115. avatar Richard bryjak says:

    George Bush JR(cowboy)
    “Out on bail fresh out of jail Wild West dreaming, as soon as I stepped on the scene I’m hearing engines screaming, fiending for money and alcohol the life of a west side cowboy where cowards die it’s all war”

    Jen bush(Indian)
    ” throw it up ya’ll, throw it up, throw it up. Let’s show these fools how we do this on that Wild West side, cause you and I know that’s the best side”

  116. avatar Sean says:

    Billy’s roping skills are the perfect compliment to his marksmanship abilities; he can’t hit the broad side of a barn but there’s no way he can miss the skinny side of Jimmy when he’s tied up!

  117. avatar Almost Esq. says:

    “Reach for the sky pilgrim.”

  118. avatar Gunr says:

    What do you mean Tonto, when you say I’m gonna have a real General Custer experience?

  119. avatar Socrates says:

    Now don’t go all Wounded Knee on me Jimmy…

  120. avatar Alex says:

    Aww come on!!! I ain’t no REAL injun!!

  121. avatar Micheal says:

    Hay don’t blame me for the lone ranger move.

  122. avatar Micheal says:

    Hay don’t blame me for the lone ranger movie.

  123. avatar Craig Milliron says:

    All right, i promise I will never try to take away your gun again.

  124. avatar Retired LEO. says:

    I’m from the U.S. Government and here to help you. Trust me.

  125. avatar Retired LEO. says:

    I wanna go back to playing football but, Timmy we can’t call ourselves the Washington Redskins. and Dallas Cowboys anymore, I don’t wanna be the California Communists.

  126. avatar Retired LEO. says:

    You can trust the government just ask an Indian or a whale.

  127. avatar Jwestham2 says:

    Where’s the rest of the band members for our kinky rope game?

    (Band referring to the village people for all the young people)

  128. avatar david says:

    The long history of stop and frisk.

  129. avatar Chappy says:

    “This is what you get for being on our land before we got here!”

  130. avatar EricHa says:

    so you’ve been a bad injun eh? well you’re coming with me, see!

  131. avatar Rick K says:

    “I sure do like when you tie me up Wally”.

  132. avatar Kevin says:

    Now I gotcha, now you are gonna tell me where you stashed your white privilege, or I’m gonna start shooting off body parts..

  133. At $400/plate, Elizabeth Warren’s talk about the time the white man burned her village is a must for the modern social justice warrior.

  134. avatar AJ says:

    Wayne LaPierre (right) playing cops and robbers with Michael Bloomberg (left) circa 1955.

  135. avatar Mad Cow says:

    The Village People: failing at cultural sensitivity and trigger control for over 50 years.

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