Weekend Photo Caption Contest by Dan Zimmerman | May 29, 2015 | 46 comments facebook twitter linkedin email comments SteveInCO says: May 29, 2015 at 18:06 I’d rather be carrying pistols on this little excursion, but the idiots in Austin won’t get off their asses and pass an OC bill. Reply GunTotinDem says: May 29, 2015 at 18:07 Look out! The birds got a howdah!! Reply C.S. says: May 29, 2015 at 18:08 “They said that I’d be fetching birds for them…” – dog Reply Removed_californian says: May 29, 2015 at 18:09 Dammit fido, you’re three days late! Reply Model66 says: May 29, 2015 at 18:14 “Who’s going to carry the carrier dog if he gets injured while carrying the carrier pigeons?” Reply Jeffro says: May 29, 2015 at 18:15 A Welsh Terrier private? A Welsh Terrier? Your a bleedin Scot you wanker! You couldn’t find a Scottish Terrier? Reply nynemillameetuh says: May 29, 2015 at 18:16 Don’t worry Rex, we won’t let the American police hurt you. Reply Vhyrus says: May 29, 2015 at 18:22 I don’t think it’s gonna fit, eh. Reply Broken 3ight says: May 29, 2015 at 18:26 Carrier Scot. Reply NxSW says: May 29, 2015 at 18:35 It was the Scots who first used the dastardly tactic of suicide dog bombers… Reply Mike Fishburne says: May 29, 2015 at 18:38 What the hell happened to Lassie? Reply Martin B says: May 29, 2015 at 18:54 (Fido thinks): “If I could only turn my head around 10 more degrees, those pigeons would be lunch”. (Scotty thinks): “We’ll post these pigeons off now. The Sergeant Major won’t know we’re only a mile away from camp”. Reply Lance Saint Paul says: May 29, 2015 at 18:57 Easy. The Dogs of War. Reply Phil LA says: May 29, 2015 at 19:04 Benji doesn’t have to put up with this shit. Reply Gunr says: May 29, 2015 at 19:12 I hope there are no tigers where were going! Reply Jonathan - Houston says: May 29, 2015 at 19:18 You want this pic-i-nic basket, Yogi? Molon labe! Reply Danilushka says: May 29, 2015 at 19:25 “Glad we finally found a use for those Democrat anti-gun Poodles; I was thinkin’ we’d end up feeding them to the Malinois and Shepherds for food.” Reply Ralph says: May 29, 2015 at 19:28 WW2s first attempt at a flying dog did not go well. Reply Paul B says: May 29, 2015 at 19:34 Well, this is another fine mess you have gotten us into Wally. Reply Jason says: May 29, 2015 at 19:47 HOW’S IT FEEL, MINI MITT ROMNEY? Reply Stinkeye says: May 29, 2015 at 20:20 [slow clap] Well played, sir. Reply JWM says: May 29, 2015 at 19:51 What, no kilts? Reply dwb says: May 29, 2015 at 19:52 “You don’t think they’ll shoot the dog, do you?” Reply DrewR55 says: May 29, 2015 at 19:57 “You want me to carry what?! Well, at least it isn’t one of those Russian tank mines” Reply Ben says: May 29, 2015 at 20:13 The tactical Howdah-for when even a .303 won’t cut the mustard. Reply OldSteve says: May 29, 2015 at 21:48 The first attempt at the Leatherman MUT. Reply TTACer says: May 29, 2015 at 22:08 Is that one of those tactical assault dogs with with the basket thingy that goes up? Reply JWM says: May 29, 2015 at 22:11 Slow clap. Reply MiketheHopsFarmer says: May 29, 2015 at 22:19 Milk. Bread. Eggs. Cheese. Dog biscuits. All here. But darn it Benji you forgot the ammo again. Back to the depot, boy. Reply Alex says: May 29, 2015 at 22:26 Boston Dynamics’ earlier prototypes were much less impressive, but far more adorable. Reply B Fitts says: May 29, 2015 at 22:37 The last time the pigeon family goes to the discount circus for an “Authentic Elephant ride.” Reply Rick K says: May 29, 2015 at 22:39 Hillary says this is the only way we can communicate with her since Trey Gowdy got wise to her personal email server. Reply Pantera Vazquez says: May 30, 2015 at 05:45 New and improved BATFE application routing system. Giving your applications wings. No better way to “improve” something………….than let .Gov get a crack at it. Reply Soccerchainsaw says: May 30, 2015 at 06:40 Well Horace, I’m not sure what little orphan Annie was doing in a war zone but at least her ugly dog survived… Reply Hooda Thunkett says: May 30, 2015 at 07:23 Man on right: “Good thing I didn’t wear my kilt. I thought you said this was a sheep!” Reply AJ says: May 30, 2015 at 08:47 Field testing the first Kahr K9 loaded with birdshot. Reply Will P. says: May 30, 2015 at 09:38 Post establishment of the Carrier Pigeon’s Union(CPU). For hundreds of years carrier pigeons were forced to deliver messages over several miles over through dangerous territory. This caused many of the pigeons to suffer from winged tendinitis or “flyers elbow”, a minor condition caused by the inflammation of the tendons in the wing from excessive flight time. In the fall of 1943 the pigeons went on strike and formed the CPU, demanding safer less physically strenuous transportation and wages of at least 15 seeds an hour. After communication lines were all but shut down, the army decided to give into thier demands for safer transportation and established the Canine Carrier Division(CCD). While the 15 seeds an hour were never granted to the CPU, the pigeons went back to work transporting messages with the CCD transport. The CPU has all but collapsed since then, a majority of the pigeons died after the inception of the CCD due to diabetes, heart disease, and strokes caused by the rampant obesity crisis that followed. “And that is the rest of the story. Goodnight” Reply David says: May 30, 2015 at 13:07 (Fido ponders the immortal lyrics of Bob Dylan) Come you masters of war You that build all the guns You that build the death planes You that build the big bombs You that hide behind walls You that hide behind desks I just want you to know I can see through your masks Reply Lance Saint Paul says: May 30, 2015 at 14:57 !!! Yes indeed. Reply 2AMexican says: May 30, 2015 at 13:30 Canine Haggis Delivery Unit in action. Reply Lance F says: May 30, 2015 at 15:39 When they said “Go to war, earn your wings,” I thought I would be going to jump school. Reply Mick says: May 30, 2015 at 15:46 After two of Britain’s earliest SAS recruits determined they were lost in Piccidilly Square, they attached the following note to the leg of their best carrier pigeon: Blimey. We are lost again. Please trace this pigeon and tell us where the @#$%@ we are. Reply Jason F says: May 30, 2015 at 16:49 We are not sharing needles with the dog again Reply danrrz says: May 30, 2015 at 22:09 Air Bud XVII: Enfield’s Afield. A heroic tale of two soldiers, one dog, and a crew of daring pigeons in a battle of good vs. evil against the Nazis. Reply A Hill says: May 31, 2015 at 07:02 Pvt Carry-Mae carries carrier pigeons that needed to be a carried after couriering dispatches in from an aircraft carrier. Reply Usriflecaliber.30m1 says: May 31, 2015 at 11:47 This ones for Hillary. She says it’s safer then email. Reply Write a Comment Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.