Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a Diana Hufstedler Poster

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Enter a clever caption for this photo by Sunday at midnight and we’ll pick the best one to receive their very own poster of pro shooter Diana Hufstedler.

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  1. avatar DaveG says:

    “Banana Splits loyalists, patrolling the outskirts of Fremont CA in a technical, circa 1973”

    Been there, done that… It’s a side effect of watching Rat Patrol re-runs.

    1. avatar Indiana Tom says:

      I think about all kids put toy guns on their bicycles or wagons and played Rat Patrol. I sure did.

    2. avatar Rick the Bear says:

      “Rat Patrol” – my first thought as well!

  2. avatar DrVino says:

    As reliable as that Avocado Green Fiat in the garage….

  3. avatar Usriflecaliber.30m1 says:

    “Don’t swing that barrel and hit your brother in the head!”

    5 minutes later…

  4. avatar JeffM in Atlanta says:

    “come on, lets play Rat Patrol”

  5. avatar Alexander says:

    Getting ready for Middle School in September.

  6. avatar Paul G says:

    Rat Patrol meets Back to the Future…

  7. avatar Texsylvanian says:

    Get that f*cking fifty up!

    1. avatar TTACer says:

      nice

  8. avatar brian p says:

    The war wagon is ready duty stand by…

  9. avatar Texsylvanian says:

    FM 3-20.21 table 1 go!

  10. avatar Texsylvanian says:

    Hey how did those kids get their hands on a Somali gun truck?

  11. avatar Vitsaus says:

    “Rare picture of Rhodesian armored collumn.”

  12. avatar jsallison says:

    Before they became The Rat Patrol…

    1. avatar Out_Fang_Thief says:

      I’ll bit surf on that. Da-da-daaah! The Brat Patrol!
      I’m out.

  13. avatar Ralph says:

    Now let’s shoot that stinking FIAT.

    1. avatar Jim R says:

      Why waste the bullet? It’ll blow itself up in a few months.

      1. avatar Indiana Tom says:

        Fond memories of FIATs.

    2. avatar Gunr says:

      Do you know what FIAT stands for?

      Fix it Again Tony!

  14. avatar grego says:

    See! I told you little Johnny was too young to shoot rifles. Crew served weapons are much safer.

    I don’t remember the first place I heard roughly that but it stuck

  15. avatar KCK says:

    Not to be TECHNICAL,
    But I’ve never seen a yellow Radio Flyer.

    1. avatar Texsylvanian says:

      Haha! Win.

    2. avatar Rikoshay says:

      You have now!

  16. avatar Another Robert says:

    New Jersey felons

    1. avatar bontai Joe says:

      Sadly that is possibly true in NJ

  17. avatar AllAmerican says:

    A New Hope

  18. avatar Model 31 says:

    Wheel chocks – check
    “Its all about safety” we always say.

    1. Chocks away…time to play!

  19. avatar onezero says:

    Are you sure this is on California’s Approved Firearms List?

  20. avatar James69 says:

    Francis Ford Coppola’s kids working on some of the dialog for an upcoming project their father is working on called Apocalypse Now.

    Billy : Smell that? You smell that?
    Johnny : What?
    Billy: Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that.

  21. avatar EvanB says:

    “Tired of loosing the neighborhood game of “war” Tommy and Johny up the comptetition.”

    1. avatar mike oregon says:

      Walking dead, the next generation.

  22. avatar Jim says:

    Now let’s go hit up that UN relief convoy

    1. avatar Phil LA says:

      Ha!

  23. avatar Franko says:

    Breaking news! Racist white supremacist hate group roams the streets of southern California town looking for innocent unarmed minority teenagers to gun down. Brian Williams was told by an anonymous but highly reliable source that they may be members of the Tea Party. Stay tuned for updates…

  24. avatar SD3 says:

    ‘Fury’, the pre-quel: “A new dawn.”

  25. avatar Al says:

    Drop your chocks that match your socks, roll out!

  26. avatar JackieO says:

    ‘Lucky stiffs.”

  27. avatar bontai Joe says:

    It is NEVER to young to learn of the beauty of “Ma Deuce”. As a side note, I love these kids parents. My kind of folks!

  28. avatar KCK says:

    Looks like Ma’s Deuce, worked up a fine Ma Deuce

  29. avatar habfan69 says:

    California State Code #FU2ndA states…all toy machine gun carts shall be safely and permanently chocked in the driveway

  30. avatar Chad says:

    “Get ready on that pig boy … Looks like we’re about to be in the s**t!”

  31. avatar Eric says:

    Its radio fliers limited run of b-17 wagons.

  32. avatar Phil LA says:

    Paper-routes are for pussies.

    1. avatar LarryinTX says:

      This gets my vote!

  33. avatar TTACer says:

    The HiLux seems pretty spartan where these kids are.

  34. avatar TTACer says:

    Kony 1977

  35. avatar Liberty2Alpha says:

    “I figure we got six, maybe seven minutes before the first radio car shows up… let’s roll.”

  36. avatar Jim says:

    “Paul (standing) and Danny (seated) were often picked on by local elementary school bullies. Things were about to change.”

  37. avatar Pieslapper says:

    Ma deuce b!tches !

  38. avatar JWM says:

    “Slam in the 8 track of Ride of the Valkryies and hang on!”

  39. avatar Mark says:

    “The cops told us to go home. We forgot the orange cap…”

  40. avatar Newshawk says:

    After fielding complaints from subscribers on their paper route concerning stolen newspapers, Timmy and Buster devised a plan to deter further theft attempts.

  41. avatar Bobby McKellar says:

    “….when those bastards on the Schwinns come back, they’re gonna have to talk to ‘Ma’ (Deuce)”

  42. avatar Marc says:

    We got yer al-shabab right here baby!

  43. avatar Mookypants says:

    The First of the Ninth was a old calvary division that traded in their rocking horses for radio flyers and went tear-assing around SoCal looking for the shit.

    1. avatar Liberty2Alpha says:

      Nice.

  44. avatar Former Water Walker says:

    Now all they need is a real machine gun!

  45. avatar Michael Backus says:

    “Hey Luther…Come and see what the boys built…Think we can sell it to the Army for $110k a pop??? I’ll bet some dumb General will buy it…!!!”

  46. avatar A Hill says:

    BATFE Qualification Target 01-364, DESIGNATION: Right Wing Militia Child Soldiers. SHOOT: YES

  47. avatar MarkN says:

    Mad Max way before the apocalypse

  48. avatar JWM says:

    “Them damn drones keep bothering mom and sis while they sun bath in the back yard. No more.”

  49. avatar Geoff PR says:

    “The Suburban WASP ‘Technicals'”

  50. Hitler Youth is for wussies. IRA Youth…Shite yeah!

  51. avatar Gregolas says:

    ” Naah Jimmy. BATFE says since it’s a home built with no serial numbers we can’t sell it to nobody!”

  52. avatar Chadwick P. says:

    If only kids like these had real guns we may have never been infested with commies.

  53. avatar Zora says:

    Pictured. The Cool Kids.

  54. avatar Forrestt C. says:

    This cold war is ’bout to turn HOT!!!

  55. avatar Pantera Vazquez says:

    These little boogers took over their local playground, Radio Flyers flew. Those they spooked grew to become legislators, some migrated to New York…….

  56. avatar Alan Longnecker says:

    Junior ROTC Jr.

  57. avatar Chazbo says:

    “Mommy drinks because we make too much noise.”

  58. avatar JWM says:

    “Ice cream truck at 3 o’clock. We’ll be legends after this.”

  59. avatar Aaron says:

    We used to drive an MRAP… Now thanks to the Sequester, we roll in this.

  60. avatar Craig Moore says:

    “NO, I’m Christopher George. and you’re Justin Tarr.”

  61. avatar Gunr says:

    Moments later, young John Browning smashes finger in ejection port!

  62. avatar Troutbum5 says:

    Hey Ma, we’re out of ammo. we need a bag of potatoes and some aquanet!

  63. avatar Muddy Waters says:

    “Because Europe ain’t gonna liberate itself.”

  64. avatar IdahoPete says:

    “My Ma’s name is Deuce.”

  65. avatar racer88 says:

    “Standing by for the command, ‘chocks away!'”

    (the wheels of the wagon are chocked)

  66. avatar tmm says:

    Safety first, boys…

    Finger off the trigger…check
    Both hands on the wheel…check
    Parking mechanism firmly in place…chock

  67. avatar John P. says:

    “After the twins refused to let her play gunner, little Dianne Feinstein swore revenge.”

  68. avatar JWM says:

    “When dad gets drunk he talks about the gun truck thing he had in The Nam, whereever that was. A little boiler plate and some sand bags and we have dad’s Veterans Day present. Can’t wait to see the look on his face when he sees it.”

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