Okay Alessio… We’re going to make Swiss cheese out of those tailgaters with this upgrade…
Trike Wars: Lonely Guy in the Back Edition
The daily terror of being chased down the road by the neighborhood schnauzers had finally driven Hans and Deeter to the brink. This time would be different. This time… they would be ready.
Before the NFA options for bikes were more……creative!
Early GE researchers prototype the first pedal-powered Minigun. Delivering a scorching 189 rounds/minute firing rate, the “Velocicannon” was plagued with difficulties, including the fatigue issues associated with keeping a crewman peddling continuously to achieve high rates of fire.
“I don’t know, Yan, it sounds kind of stupid.”
“Well think about, though; you see with the havoc our advanced knife technology has unleashed on law enforcement, eventually they will NEED these to keep the peace!”
Kid: “Grandpa, what kind of military vehicle did you drive during the war??”
Grandpa: “I don’t want to talk about it”
Mad max circa 1919
“The original crotch rocket”
Chain-drive, belt-fed — never let that chain touch that belt. Don’t cross the streams!
That’s right keep riding my a$$……..
Schwinn’s first venture into the military market.
Great! Now all the Harley guys are going to want machine guns on their bikes. As if they didn’t make enough noise already…
“It’s belt driven.”
“The gun or the bike?”
“Why both of course”
Yes, I know what having the right side of your hat curled up means, but as you can see my Maxim rides on the left side of this HOG…… So don’t even think about putting your arms around me.
Keep honking, I’m reloading.
I’m a cowboy. On a steel horse I ride.
In the rear with the….well…..
Putt putt putt pew pew pew putt putt putt….
The new Mobile Remington Universal Fitment Unit Customer Traumaphier!
We’re here to fix your triggers with our awesome mr-u-fuct, line starts here.
“Man, this just sucks on so many levels. I applied to the tank corps, and this is what I get? One hitch and I’m so outta here.”
Welcome to the 12er regt d’Chasseurs. We ditched the horses and now we can shoot while retreating rapidement.
Uh…yeah….who ordered the machinegun….and by the way we made it within 30 minutes so you gotta pay regular price.
Early catalytic converters were a military technology for using the lead in gasoline to encourage back-firing.
Git your hand away from my butt, or off you go!
The Rough Riders tried mounting one on a horse first.
Yeah. Rube Goldberg built it for me.
Bob Hope and Bing Crosby in, “The Road to Gallipoli”.
Hell or High Water we’re getting our Fosters & Vegemite.
God save the Queens.
Harley Davidson’s attempt to create a modern “pony express.”
No officer, that is not a gun. It is an afterburner.
Redneck NOS system.
The new big wheel, for adults.
Early attempt at improving the nascent pony express.
When interviewed, the driver of this marvel, Alex Putnam was adamant to explain that Austrailian engineering had to overcome the fact they are from Down Under. “The rest of the world is keen on reverse engineering, but we have to deal with upside down engeneering. As silly as this thing looks, this design actually succeeds in keeping our projectiles from falling off the earth.” Operator Niles Isselrod concurred, “It really works mate”
I swear Rodger, the French will buy these up by the hundreds, they can fight and retreat at the same time! We will be rich I tell ya!
Rare 1940’s photo of the British motorcycle gang: Hell’s Butlers.
Notes from a small military
This “milk toast” photo should challenge TTAG’s readers to find anything but pathos!
6 time Tour De France winner(1939-1945)
this is what really happened to Lance Armstrongs left testicle
Dude, we lost the tailgunner on that last flanking maneuver!
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