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  1. Despite his many detractors. Che Guevara was a man of the people and sponsored schools for the rural children.

    • …and murdered tens of thousands of people, about a thousand with his own hand.

      There are no mitigating factors when considering tyrants. You could say the same thing about the Islamic State, Boko Harem, and just about every other terrorist organization.

  2. I’ve got nothing clever for a caption, but the story behind that photo is a fascinating little piece of history, from an event even your more history-savvy guys know little about.

    • “A revolutionary must become a cold killing machine motivated by pure hate….. of Demanding Moms.”

  3. *Sigh* I remember when you could mail order both those guns from a magazin add and have them delivered right to your door in the mail.

    I know why Iron Eyes Cody was shedding those tears now. And it had swwet f*xk all to do with litter.

  4. In between Alexei’s bouts of hemophilia, Rasputin immersed the child prince in the world of surplus military rifles.

  5. “Oh yea I was open carry, when open carry wasn’t cool…..” Use same tune as Barbra Mandrell…..

  6. I don’t always advocate negligent discharges into revolutionaries, but when I do, I pay 6 year olds to do it…

  7. “Dad, wouldn’t we be better off with match grade, high ballistic-coefficient handloaded bullets instead of these surplus rounds?”

  8. Little Herbie Skolnick from Miami was happy his parents took him on vacation to Cuba instead of Disneyland.

  9. Raul and little Jose waiting to register their assault weapons on the steps of New York police station.

  10. “It is one of the great joys of home ownership to fire a rifle off one’s own porch”. “It is an even greater joy of home ownership to be shot by your three year old on one’s own porch”. If you don’t believe me, look at my eyes, I’m not joking hombre.

  11. Knowing that the slightest movement might set the kid off, Che used Morris Code to blink H-E-L-P. Unfortunately, Che had all the intellectuals shot, and none of his men could read or write let alone decipher Morris Code.

  12. A young Ted Cruz on a top secret mission to kill his father’s arch nemesis. Operation Don’t Che me bro!

  13. Gee Dad, when do I get a real gun like yours instead of this anemic little plinker firing a round little better than a pistol cartridge?

  14. “My son carries this POS American carbine of the inferior caliber while I arm myself with this American copy of the famous Soviet rifle designed by the Hero of the Soviet Union Garandski. The Americans would have been lost without Soviet engineering”

  15. Try to feed me rice and beans again and I’ll shoot this guy, wait, it looks like he wants to get shot. MOM!!! Can we give the hobo a dollar?

  16. “…Actually Marco, it’s clean shaven baby-faced guys with guns that kill people.” – Little Billy

  17. Dad: Ok so what’s Rule number one?
    Son: Don’t put your finger on the trigger until you ready to shoot.
    Dad:That’s my boy!

  18. Pictured: Che and his son, shortly after being told that Che’s picture will be all over the t-shirts of people who “really hate guns”.

  19. “I never have time to fix this uniform while sitting guard duty! Could you just make a nice little button hole right here by the collar?”

  20. “This is my weapon. This is my son. One is for fighting, the other for… Stop sweeping me, kid!”

  21. Esposito: From this day on, the official language of San Marcos will be Swedish. Silence! In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check. Furthermore, all children under 16 years old are now… 16 years old!

    Fielding Mellish: What’s the Spanish word for straitjacket?

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