Weekend Photo Caption Contest

caption courtesy atlantic.com courtesy jan p

 

[h/t Jan P.]

comments

  1. avatar Broken 3ight says:

    New Wachowski brothers movie?

    1. avatar Tom says:

      They’re not brothers anymore, sort of. On of them had the disfigurement surgery ’cause he thinks he’s a girl.

  2. avatar Former Water Walker says:

    WTF…I got nothin”…

  3. avatar imrambi says:

    This is how we protect our 6!

    1. avatar the ruester says:

      And our 9… “69”, dude!

  4. avatar Kevin in Idaho says:

    The Pakistani synchronized mounted combat demonstrations team placed third this year when they found out too late that the last target was behind them. Only 4 people were injured while attending the wedding.

  5. avatar Vhyrus says:

    This happened when I clicked the link,

    Girlfriend, noticing previous headline: “Wait, what is breaking?”
    Me: “Nothing is breaking.”
    Girlfriend, now staring at picture: “…It looks like their backs are.”

    1. avatar Former Water Walker says:

      Winner!

  6. avatar Kyle Alex says:

    Modified Extended Cowgirl position

  7. avatar Phil LA says:

    Seems like the man has one extra leverage point…

  8. avatar D. Ruiz says:

    Stage 6 (of 10) of California’s safe handling demonstration for all new handgun purchases.

    1. avatar Phil LA says:

      I’m guessing stage 1 included a series of hoops and jumping?

    2. avatar Tex300BLK says:

      This one gets my vote

  9. avatar John L. says:

    Publicity shot from “The Matrix: Dumb and Dumberer”

    1. avatar imrambi says:

      You mean they are making a Matrix sequel?

  10. avatar Colt Magnum says:

    A whole new depiction of the term: Backfire.

  11. avatar TravisP says:

    They hate Us, cause they Ain’t us

    1. avatar Phil LA says:

      Hainus cuz they anus?

  12. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    When I see stuff like this, I want to try it

    1. avatar Geoff PR says:

      I might want to try it, but I aint 20 years old no ‘mo…

      (Bleeping) kids…

  13. avatar Geoff PR says:

    Typical reaction when Kirsten Joy wins a trick shot competition…

  14. avatar Youzernayme says:

    ok guys, you ready? you want eyes? ears? helmets? pads? any kind of standard safety gear?

    nah, we have clean underwear and matching jumpsuits! what could go wrong?

  15. avatar Shea Nesbit says:

    “If these damn bikes keep breaking down, we gotta get bigger guns. 1911’s don’t have nearly enough recoil. Or, we just need to get a friend with a flatbed trailer.”

  16. avatar Bryan S says:

    Turkey’s elite Siamese Twin Motorcycle Corp takes the equal opportunity employment act to a whole new level…..

  17. avatar Werechicken says:

    Deleted scene from Captain America: The First Avenger…

    “Cut off one head – two more shall take its place. HAIL HYDRA!!!”

  18. avatar Steve says:

    EXPLETIVE DELETED Shriners….

  19. avatar Daniel Silverman says:

    Combining guns and yoga just seemed like the right thing to do!

  20. avatar usriflecaliber.30m1 says:

    Glocks make people do weird things. 1911s raise your IQ.

    (/sarc)

  21. avatar Kevin T says:

    Tactical tailgunner “ENGAGED”

  22. avatar JWM says:

    The guy driving the bike asked his passenger that age old question, “is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?” Things took a realy weird turn after that.

  23. avatar Sock Monkey says:

    THIS TIME WE MEAN IT!! START SEEING MOTORCYCLES!!

  24. avatar Sock Monkey says:

    Loud pipes save lives.

  25. avatar Johannes Paulsen says:

    Chuy loved riding, but during quiet moments at home, he always thought to himself that he really should have a chance to shoot too, once in a while.

  26. avatar Hector M says:

    Look mom no brains.

  27. avatar Governmentknowsbest says:

    Darwin don’t fail me now…

  28. avatar Pascal says:

    North Korea’s Kim Jong Un Secret Service practice evasive maneuvers against paparazzi trying to take pictures of the leaders new hairdo

  29. avatar Bruce says:

    Sons of Stupidity.

  30. avatar Chuck in IL says:

    The Turkish Elite Force discovered that their failure to feed issues went away when they started using gravity assist.

  31. avatar Ing says:

    Didn’t we see this in a James Bond movie? Or was that Go Dog Go? (I’m so confused right now…)

  32. avatar SigGuy says:

    Which way to Brokeback Mountain?

  33. avatar Jim says:

    It was all fun and games until Billy popped a wheelie

  34. avatar KarVer says:

    No helmets, trick shots off the back..
    KIDS DO NOT TRY THIS @ ALL PERIOD!

  35. avatar Nv says:

    Maybe we can’t hit squat, but we sure look cool.

  36. avatar KarVer says:

    Classic example of what NOT to do..

    An its only cool till some needs life flight or a body bag..

  37. avatar KarVer says:

    So very coool, an very tactical till someone get “hurt”..

  38. avatar Avid Reader says:

    Preparing for auditions for the Human Centipede in Thunderdome movie.

  39. avatar the ruester says:

    The US military plan to negate the enemy’s sit up and monkey bar superiority.

  40. avatar Silentbrick says:

    My wife says, “Darwin Award in Progress.”

    Mine: “Achmed didn’t realize he should ask why turnover was so high for position of Jihad B*tch riders.”

  41. avatar Phil LA says:

    Still kinda gay…

  42. avatar General Zod says:

    “You’re right. It does have a bit of muzzle climb…”

  43. avatar barnbwt says:

    “You can be my tail gunner, any time!”

    TCB

  44. avatar JohnF says:

    Headline: Photograph prompts the NRA to add a new, fourth rule of gun safety.

  45. avatar jeff says:

    This is the new French commando assault team. They’re tougher than before, now they shoot back when retreating!

  46. avatar James69 says:

    Damm this Bushnell Brawl is freaking tough!!

  47. avatar James69 says:

    Jackass – Asian Edition

  48. avatar John P. says:

    The “Trunk Monkey” advantage: now available from Honda!

  49. avatar Jack says:

    Veni. Vidi. Inverti.

    1. avatar What about Bob says:

      Nice!

  50. avatar Pieslapper says:

    Brokeback Bikers?

  51. avatar higgs says:

    I should’ve taken the blue pill…………

  52. avatar Dave says:

    Pakistani police tailgunners practicing the inverted KJW maneuver

  53. avatar Marcus (Aurelius) Payne says:

    “I didn’t even want to buy matching, life sized, “Tactical Ninja” dolls, but we could have at least rented a truck.”

  54. avatar Bobby says:

    High speed, low drag.

  55. avatar mike oregon says:

    Proof of the wisdom of the old saying “Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.” Or day 2of the Joe Biden tactical gunsence, don’t go full Biden.

  56. avatar John L. says:

    MSF + NRA = yee-haw!

  57. avatar 2heavyb says:

    Publicity stills from next season of “So you think you can Jihadi”

  58. avatar Almost Esq. says:

    Anti-ISIS fighters in IRAQ cope the best way they can not having turrets on their vehicles.

  59. avatar What about Bob says:

    When playing cards in your spokes just aren’t enough….

  60. avatar Gregolas says:

    ….When Kardashians try to evade paparazzi….

  61. avatar kevin says:

    PSA from your local dmv – “the follow at least two seconds behind rule will now be enforced”

  62. avatar NOCOJeff says:

    I’m out!

  63. avatar dh34 says:

    Allah Brokebackbar!!!!

  64. avatar Sock Monkey says:

    Cowboy action shooting has evolved somewhat.

  65. avatar randyt-texas says:

    Dave and Art had to bend over backwards to get the wife’s to let them have a little extra range time.

  66. avatar Bill Johnson says:

    The little known stage 22 extra credit of the Bushnell Brawl

  67. avatar David says:

    That was good, now we come back and you pick up the brass…

  68. avatar Pantera Vazquez says:

    True Tacticool….

  69. avatar Chaz says:

    And they still aren’t as awesome as Kirsten Joy Weiss…

  70. avatar Alan Longnecker says:

    Imperial scout training under went an over haul after the Endor debacle.

  71. avatar dh34 says:

    The newest event at the Bushnell meet…

  72. avatar James69 says:

    Release the Doves!

  73. avatar CCDWGuy says:

    Where’s Kirsten’s bike???

  74. avatar jdb says:

    They had heard of Evil Knievel, and had vowed to be ready for him, no matter where he might come from.

  75. avatar Richard says:

    The NRA announces it’s merger with Cirque du Soleil…

  76. avatar IdahoPete says:

    The initial training program for B-17 tail gunners was judged to be highly effective by the evaluation board.

  77. avatar DukeOfPaducah says:

    “That’s it, I’m never taking an Instructor Zero class again!”

  78. avatar clickboom says:

    The 9th Ninja Regiment at Abouttebad Mall

  79. avatar fcmatt says:

    Governor of California Jerry Brown is sick of the number of motorcycle fatalities on his state’s highways and has consequently called for a radical new defensive driving class for motorcycle tail riders in addition to the current one for drivers.

    Geico was disinclined to aquiesce to his request.

  80. avatar mountocean says:

    I don’t always Duel Wheeled, but when I do I Dual Wield.

    OR

    Dual dueling duos dual-wielding on dual-wheelers.

  81. avatar George Bairnson says:

    Environmental Drive by?

  82. avatar Paul53 says:

    When Dorothy returned to Kansas from Oz, she couldn’t help but notice something was different.

  83. avatar David says:

    Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but they are abusing the privilege.

  84. avatar borg says:

    These guys bring new meaning to the term bending over backwards.

  85. avatar Cody says:

    ISIS…. bending over backwards to bring the Jihad to you.

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