James Bond Dumps His Walther for a H&K VP9

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Purists, hold onto your martinis. James Bond is sporting a new gun. Or he will be in the upcoming film, ‘Spectre.’ A just-released still from the flick shows him on the ice planet Hoth toting a H&K VP9. Jeremy sure liked the pistol, but we’re guessing seeing Daniel Craig making bloody snow angels with it will goose sales even more than our review did.

 

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  1. avatar Ralph says:

    Daniel Craig shooting a gun is like Carrie Nation sipping a martini.

    1. avatar Mark N. says:

      Too true. But he at least looks good doing it.

      1. avatar Accur81 says:

        Carrie Nation has more combat experience. I bet she could’ve beat Craig in a hatchet fight – if she was still alive.

    2. avatar JWM says:

      The irony of it is that when these anti gun actors do these shoot em ups on the big screen they actually do sell more guns. Like barry being the gun salesman of the century. He didn’t mean it to be like that, but it is.

  2. avatar ST says:

    Dont get excited. Its probable Bond picked it up off a bad guy, just like he did with the Glock 17 in Skyfall.

    1. He actually did pick it up from a bad guy, it’s not his.

      1. avatar DOOM says:

        If you watch the behind the scenes video you will see that yes, he did take it from someone.

  3. avatar BL says:

    Isn’t Craig another anti-gun celeb as well?

    1. avatar Ralph says:

      Yes, but then again, James Blonde is a British subject.

      1. avatar Kent W says:

        I watch the Bond movies because of the women. Bond Girls make the movies.

    2. avatar Ing says:

      Mostly goes without saying, doesn’t it? Besides, as Ralph points out, Daniel Craig is British, so it goes even more without saying.

      If you’re ever going to enjoy a movie in this benighted age, you have to divorce yourself completely from all the people who make films happen. Homunculi imbued with the magic of mimicry, that’s all they are to me. The more I learn about them as people, the more nauseated I become when I see them caper about on screen.

  4. avatar Dave says:

    He’s got some great camo on, though.

  5. avatar Vhyrus says:

    TRAITOR!

    And after I just bought my PPQ too!

    1. avatar Table says:

      Sorry, but the VP9 is in and the PPQ is aus.

      By the way, I liked the VP9 before it was cool.

      1. avatar John hope says:

        Good thing I have both of them. The vp9 and the ppq. Both guns are literally the same on coolness and performance. PPQ still has the better trigger. Both guns are in

        1. avatar Tim says:

          +5 on the better trigger.

    2. avatar Greg says:

      He is a traitor because he is pro gun control.

      1. avatar Publius Syrus says:

        linkage?

        Lets be fair here- he may be a liberal about to be mugged by reality…or a closet conservative lying low… Until proven otherwise I am not going to assume. There are still some good Brits over there…

        and most Agents arent idiots, in Hollywood- they cant help but see the HUGE surge of popularity for movies like American Sniper, vs some of the tired old lefty ones a couple years back…

        I sense a vast change in the Force, in the Millenials, myself- for the better, and younger stars that have moderate ideas, including 2A rights are gaining ground over nitwits like Kayne, Liam Neeson, and I am sure someone can name more…

    3. avatar Pwrserge says:

      PPQ? Last time I checked he was still schlepping a P99.

      1. avatar Dan A says:

        P99 and PPQ are pretty much identical in design and function. The PPQ has different aesthetics and lacks the dococker and DA mode of the P99 in lieu of a trigger safety but otherwise they’re the same.

  6. avatar GuyFromV says:

    Tangentially related fun history fact: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_eagle

  7. avatar Fug says:

    I know people think it is tokenism, but they should just dump this cross dressing sissy for Idris Elba. No more fish lips.

    1. avatar Ralph says:

      He’s married to Rachel Weisz. I wish I could be as much of a sissy.

      1. avatar JWM says:

        She’s also sold a lot of guns. Wonder how many people bought their first mosin after “Enemy at the Gates.” ?

        1. avatar John says:

          i know i did ,,,,,just because i know a good deal when i see it ,, and that led to 6 more of them ,heck they might as well of been giving them away …

        2. avatar Marcus says:

          Enemy at the Gates provoking Mosin sales? I watched it for the first time late one night, and went out and bought my first the very next day. A MINT 1945 M38 (Yes, I know. I know.) with a beautiful blonde stock. Then it got stolen a few years later. Still bums me out. But I have a junk 91/30 still, so the x54r still flies. But damn do I miss that carbine.

  8. avatar zora says:

    It looks like they are maybe going to do a ski down the mountain while badguys shoot at you from snowmobiles scene like in an actual James Bond movie. But considering the last film and the fact that they are staying away from nifty gadgets and that he’s wearing black as snow camo and that Bond Films are more somehow more anti gun, this is probably going to be something stupid like the last one.

    1. avatar Ralph says:

      Do you mean The Quantum of Sol’s Ass? Because that movie was lame.

      1. avatar DrewN says:

        I hate most Bond flicks these days, but Skyfall wasn’t too bad. “Pleasantly Surprised” would be an exaggeration, but I watched until the end, so that’s something.

      2. avatar Timmy! says:

        Ralph, I thought it was called “Condom of Sausage”

        1. avatar zora says:

          +1

          I almost woke my dog laughing

      3. avatar Anon in CT says:

        FWIW, that awful imitation of a Bond film was done during the Writers strike. It had a director and actors, but no writers. That’s kind of a problem.

        http://blogs.indiewire.com/theplaylist/daniel-craig-says-writers-strike-fucked-quantum-of-solace-he-rewrote-scenes-with-marc-forster

        http://collider.com/daniel-craig-quantum-of-solace-script-problems/

  9. avatar collver says:

    Obviously the Walther went dry, and ole Bond took one from the bad guys.

    1. avatar Carson says:

      It’s just a Walther clone anyways 😉

  10. avatar Former Water Walker says:

    Like a big ugly anti-gun girl…

  11. avatar Governmentknowsbest says:

    Sissy or not it’s still another meat puppet making a living off of the very objects they condem…

  12. avatar Don in PA says:

    I think Bond made a good choice this time. Besides, a professed purist would insist a .25 acp beretta and an a true fan wouldn’t care because they’d know that Bond’s switched his accessories up numerous times over the 23 movies and 14 books and enjoyed them all anyway. Except for that one… ugh that was bad.

    -D

    1. avatar Rick the Bear says:

      Seriously. I can’t believe that Fleming originally armed 007 with a .25 Beretta.

      1. avatar JWM says:

        At the time that he created Bond in Europe, he was a brit, most cops carried a .32 acp. If they carried at all. 9mm was considered a powerhouse of a gun and the brits had adopted a revolver based on a short .38 round that had been created as a black powder round.

        In Flemings world the .25 acp wasn’t such a popgun.

        1. avatar Don in PA says:

          Also from what I’ve read the MO for an assassin with a handgun was contact head shots. 5 mm class projectiles mostly. .22 caliber was popular. .25 acp was big. Even a .22 short has more punch than what you could do 5 times fast with an ice pick of the same diameter (try it with a phone book or a coconut some time).

        2. avatar DrewN says:

          And since everyone involved had just come out of a huge war where all these techniques originated, I tend to trust their judgement. Something like a .357 would make the contact head shot quite unpleasant indeed, no surprise the smaller calibers were favoured.

        3. avatar Don in PA says:

          Seriously. That’s a lot of brutal trial and error they worked through.

        4. avatar Bake says:

          What Don said. Bond is not planning on getting in a firefight. He prepared to take somebody out at close range.

      2. avatar styrgwillidar says:

        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_James_Bond_firearms

        FWIW- discussion of the novels/movies and the choice of firearms. Interesting bit though-

        “When he introduced Bond as using a .25 ACP caliber Beretta in a flat chamois leather holster, he is commonly believed to have given little thought to it. Fleming had been issued a .25 ACP Baby Browning during the Second World War when he was in Naval Intelligence and felt it was an appropriate side arm for an intelligence officer on an undercover mission.”

  13. avatar Texsylvanian says:

    If he were a real man he’d use a glock 42. If he saved the world for years with a .32 ACP then he could pwn some muthafuckas with a .380

  14. avatar Mark Chamberlain says:

    BOOOO!

  15. avatar Accur81 says:

    Hmmm. Even guys who hate guns know enough not to take a .380 to a scripted gunfight.

    1. avatar Texsylvanian says:

      Um… As opposed to a .25 or a .32?

  16. avatar JWTaylor says:

    I don’t own a TV and have very limited internet access at home. I can honestly say I have very little idea what most of what is above is about. But it sounds fascinating.

    1. avatar JWM says:

      You ain’t miss nothing.

  17. avatar PeterK says:

    Boo! That’s weak. Hope he carries a walther of some fashion for at least part of the movie.

    Harrumph.

  18. avatar leo says:

    Yee! same as mine!

  19. avatar Roscoe says:

    Next up, anti gun actor Liam Neeson sports a Desert Eagle in his next “Taken” sequel.

  20. avatar Rokurota says:

    Oh please. Craig’s an actor and a good one at that. Susan Sarandon’s politics made her no less of a nun, and shrimpy OT Tom Cruise still makes one helluva fighter pilot. It’s make believe, and Craig’s Bond is exactly the grouchy ass-kicker the world needs.

    1. avatar Ing says:

      He may be a midget, but he does make a good Bond. I liked Brosnan as Bond too, but Craig is better.

      1. avatar Wood says:

        Disagree. Craig is on par with Dalton. That other guy who only made one film was better than Craig. He’s got no swagger, no style. Just a blunt instrument. Connery was the best, of course.

        1. avatar Ing says:

          Well, I dunno. Maybe it’s the cheesy ’70s and ’80s trappings, but I just can’t get behind either Dalton or Connery as James Bond. Craig has to at least be better than that other guy who only did one Bond film, because at least he puts a memorable stamp on the role, while that other guy is…well, that guy who only did one Bond film (poorly).

          Pierce Brosnan delivered the iconic Bond suavity with a style unmatched by anyone else in the role, but the action component was a bit of a stretch for him. Craig is a more rough-hewn version, but he can sell the style when he has to — and his grouchy ass-kicking Bond persona is a lot of fun to watch.

          I think if you could somehow meld the two, you’d have the perfect incarnation of James Bond. Come to think of it, he’d probably sound like Dalton and act like Connery. (And so we come full circle.)

        2. avatar Red in Texas says:

          The other guy would be Roger Lazenby (sp?)

        3. avatar Rokurota says:

          George. George Lazenby.

        4. avatar Sian says:

          I liked Lazenby’s bond, and see a lot of that in Craig’s. He’s competent but human and vulnerable. Unfortunately Lazenby just wasn’t a good enough actor to really give his role the right gravity, even with the otherwise great writing and directing in OHMSS.

      2. avatar Wiregrass says:

        I don’t really care that much which actor made the best Bond. Whenever I hear these little discussions my mind drifts off to thinking about Jill St. John in a yellow bikini.

        1. avatar Ing says:

          Yes, there is that. James Bond will only ever play second fiddle to Maryam d’Abo’s cello.

    2. avatar DrewN says:

      I’m not a big fan, but I had a perfectly nice conversation with Tom Cruise at a Bruce Springsteen show and he’s probably 5′ 7″, maybe 5′ 8″ and slender/fit probably 150 – 160 or something. Totally normal size guy, especially for his age group. I’m about the same, and I was just on the small side of average all through school/military etc.

  21. avatar Retired LEO says:

    St

  22. avatar jans says:

    I read all the Bond books as a teenager in the sixties. I missed a lot of the Dalton/Brosnan movies. But seeing the dramatization of Ian Fleming’s life (Fleming) on Netflix gave me a whole new perspective on Bond — and Fleming too.
    Fleming was actually in a highly trusted position in Naval Intelligence during WWII and had some interesting but not very nice character traits that informed the James Bond character as well. So apart from his choices of weapons (and villains), there was perhaps more realism in his books than is casually apparent.

  23. avatar John hope says:

    The bond movies ran their course years ago. Sigh. …….All things must and should come to an end

  24. avatar kalel666 says:

    No comment yet about his crappy trigger discipline?

  25. avatar styrgwillidar says:

    Every time I see something about a Bond film it makes me wish that someone had done a serious take on Matt Helm vice the Dean Martin stuff that got put out.

  26. avatar Martin B says:

    A key feature of Fleming (and his Bond creation) was his disrespect for any form of authority, his flippant use of humor, and his roving eye for female beauty. In Fleming’s day, all agents were trained to a lethal degree of combat effectiveness, mostly hand to hand, and weapons were not the first choice because of the distracting noise. Most shots would be straight to the head, and a .22 to .25 is sufficient as the bullet stays in the skull and rattles around doing all sorts of damage instead of emerging to puncture some other possibly innocent bystander.
    As far as who was the best Bond – Roger Moore got the humor down pat, Timothy Dalton was threatening, Connery was a terrific blend, but the remainder have been less convincing.

  27. avatar MoviemanR says:

    If you actually watch the preview, he snatches HK from the guard. He will be carrying a PPQ. Walther has already spoken on this. sorry HK fan boys.

  28. avatar Hunter says:

    Bond needs a Beretta 87 Cheetah chambered in 9mm!

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