Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a JP Enterprises GoGun Supercomp

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Enter the best caption for this pic by Sunday at midnight and you’ll win a JP Enterprises GoGun Supercomp for .223 and 5.56. This item was purchased new and tested in Jeremy’s 5.56 Muzzle Device Shootout.

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  1. avatar Ebenezer Bowman says:

    Alright Carlos, if you make this shot, your MOS will officially be 03-TheMan!

  2. avatar Sammy says:

    Ro, rand ru ra reft.

    1. avatar S.CROCK says:

      Win ^

      1. avatar Avid Reader says:

        Yes-FTW!

      2. avatar 80 D says:

        Translation please…damn cold meds cloud thinking.

        1. avatar Matt Black says:

          ‘Low and to the left’ Scooby Doo is his spotter

        2. avatar 80 D says:

          Ah, thanks. Yep, good one!

  3. avatar Summer says:

    Gun comes with Dog attachment. Limited time only.

  4. avatar Al says:

    OK boy, fetch the Nazi! Fetch the Nazi!

  5. avatar blahpony says:

    What’s that, Lassie? Tommy’s in the well again?

  6. avatar Pieslapper says:

    Duck hunting with a Thompson

  7. avatar Daniel Silverman says:

    Yeah that’s the SOB that called me a viscous breed!

  8. avatar Fuque says:

    Lets see …100 yard hold over, I should be able to sink that german ship…You up to retrieving that thing??

  9. avatar mike oregon says:

    Rex learns where meat came from, and it made him love his master more

  10. avatar Swarf says:

    While not a shark with a frikkin’
    laser, as low bidder, Tommy gun with frikkin’ German Shepard won the military contract.

  11. avatar Adam says:

    “I have no idea what I’m doing.”

  12. avatar AW1Ed says:

    “OK Boss. You shoot ’em and I get to eat ’em, deal?”

  13. avatar Gregolas says:

    Dog laughs as he imagines the impending effect of recoil on Swabbe’s face.
    Who says German Shepherds don’t have a sense of humor?

    1. avatar Youzernayme says:

      I hoped someone would point it out. I’ve never had the pleasure of shooting a Thompson, but that don’t look right.

    2. avatar T-Bob says:

      The poor dog is about to get blitzed with piping hot spent .45 cases being ejected in his direction as well.

      1. avatar Bob says:

        Dog is OK ejection is to the right. He might get muzzle blast if full auto is used.

    3. avatar jwm says:

      Recoil on a tommy gun isn’t too bad. It’s roughly 11 pounds with a low pressure pistol round. I could hold one when I was 10 and put most of the rounds where they belong.

      Muzzle climb is another matter. with both his hands behind the drum like that he’s likely to be shooting near straight up after the first couple of rounds out. I don’t know how much effect that compensator will have on the equation. My experience was with the old m1 version. Plain muzzle with stick mags.

  14. avatar Wielsucker (@Wielsucker) says:

    Ja ja, zat is the one. Joo promise I go America und meet Lassie after this job, ja?

  15. avatar CCDWGuy says:

    Would you quit making so much noise, they are going to find us and while they will take you prisoner, I’ll be dinner.

  16. avatar Youzernayme says:

    Tacti-Collie
    or
    Pooch-a-tinny rail
    or
    Forward Grrrrrr-ip

  17. avatar HiddenHills says:

    Rin Tin Baang !

  18. avatar MurrDog says:

    Putting old yeller down, after he joined a street gang.

  19. avatar Another Robert says:

    Man’s best friend–and an inanimate runner-up…

  20. avatar Bob Toner says:

    “Well that’s why you ain’t hittin anything – You’re out at two thousand yards with a Thompson, and your spotter is color-blind.”

  21. avatar DickG says:

    “Ya know, Hanz? It might be a good idea to keep your head down a bit!
    .

  22. avatar Gunr says:

    Quit twitching your ears so much Rex, your gonna give us away!

  23. avatar jim says:

    Hey Rin Tin Tin want to bet I can take down all four deer

  24. avatar OldDog says:

    “Swearsies Boss, I smell Sake breath!”

  25. avatar wastatres says:

    Two hand grip won’t be sufficient to catch the recoil! You gotta use your “head”!

  26. avatar aaronw says:

    Even with a Thompson and a battle dog, this man still ain’t no Jake Holman…

  27. avatar aaronw says:

    They were quite a couple, but as you can see, only one of them wore the dog tags…

  28. avatar jwm says:

    Finally, proof that there was indeed a shooter on the grassy knoll. If only William Burke were alive to see this.

  29. avatar Jt says:

    Under fierce attack by the Japanese, the heroic garrison at Wake Island held out until the very last sailor and dog.

  30. avatar jwm says:

    Actually, this guy is probably coast gaurd. They did beach patrol with dogs and mostly sidearms thru out the war on all the American coasts.

  31. avatar Stinkeye says:

    No hearing protection? He’s going to end up with Rin Tin Tinnitus.

  32. avatar ghost says:

    Love the dog. But, it should have been trained to get down. (Probably was, most likely a publicity shot). I worry more about my dog getting hurt than me. Well, ok, the gf too.

  33. avatar D M says:

    Dog Says: Well Gilligan, your in the Navy, maybe you should give that boat thing a try.

  34. avatar scot says:

    Fido the 4 pawed spotter. bark once for every 10 meters.

  35. avatar MiketheHopsFarmer says:

    RinTinTin and his BFF, RinLeadLead.

  36. avatar Thomas W. says:

    “Is that the cop who shot your brother Rover?”

  37. avatar Former Water Walker says:

    Well I was going to do a Rin Tin Tin joke but y’all beat me to it. “Go fetch that dead Nazi Rin Tin Tin”…

  38. avatar Edward Kauffman says:

    Sam was wishing he had an LRP-07 instead of the clunky old Thompson he had been issued.

  39. avatar Glen says:

    “You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind every blade of grass.” – Isoroku Yamamoto This quote is attributed to Admiral Yamamoto but, there is some contention as to its truth.

    1. avatar jwm says:

      He was wrong. That ain’t a rifle. 🙂

  40. avatar IAB2 says:

    Roland and the DixieCup Headed Machine Gunner.

    1. avatar Geoff PR says:

      Patty Hearst, heard the burst…

  41. avatar MarkP says:

    Unknown to many, Rin-Tin-Tin was a trained spotter.

  42. avatar IsaacT says:

    I told that dang Duck Hunt dog if he laughed at me for missing one more time, he’d get replaced. Didn’t say anything about the severance package though!

  43. avatar Paul G says:

    Yeah, yeah, I know your eyes are better, but this ain’t no sniper rifle either. If we ever get one of those, then I’ll let you do the shooting!

  44. avatar Bruce Gorman says:

    And once again the U.S Navy wins the best sniper team ghille suit competition for spotters

  45. avatar Kurt H says:

    “Whaddya say Ol’ Boy. Let’ chase Timmy down that well again????”

    1. avatar Paul G says:

      WINNER!!!!!

  46. avatar Joshua says:

    “Alright boy, get ready for a rrruuff fight!”

  47. avatar Tom says:

    A member of Uncle Sam’s Confused Group (USCG) on the lookout for Islamist Terrorists. If he finds one he will be court martialed and keel hauled.

  48. avatar Steve says:

    Pearl Harbor anti aircraft regiment recruiting poster.

  49. avatar Bullfrogmachine says:

    The German shepherd was an invaluable tool for any combatant engaged in close quarters. Unfortunately the second Bologna convention declared the use of “macho” dogs In Warfare to be “unsuitable for gentlemanly warfare” and limited the militaries of the world to chihuahuas. Needless to say, the idea was quickly shelved in favor of attack cats.

  50. avatar J E says:

    Oh master! Do it again, do it again! Me like watching the targets fall.

  51. avatar Jay says:

    Alright, boy… When the drone falls, you fetch it!

  52. avatar DaveinLA says:

    Rex you only get to chew on the ones I miss.

  53. avatar ScottyV says:

    Yes Sailor, short round bursts just like I barked you…..

  54. avatar Indiana Tom says:

    Pleez Sailor, save me from the Japanese Restaurant Chef.

  55. avatar Indiana Tom says:

    The 2nd Amendment is for Duck Hunting.

  56. avatar Forrestt C. says:

    After six hours of snipe hunting, John was beginning to think something might be amiss.

  57. avatar R Baum says:

    After you shoot him can I eat him?

  58. avatar Phil COV says:

    “He’s cute ain’t he? Only problem is, he’s got a little bit a Mississippi leg hound in ‘im. If the mood catches him right, he’ll grab your leg and just go to town. You don’t want him around if you’re wearing short pants, if you know what I mean. Word of warning though, if he does lay into ya, it’s best to just let ‘im finish.”

  59. avatar Mark Chamberlain says:

    DROP FIVE ZERO, FOUR ZERO ROUNDS, FIRE FOR EFFECT

  60. avatar BigDinVT says:

    Careful, Kid, you’ll put your eye out! Ooh, Squirrel! German Shepherds make great companions but lousy range officers.

  61. avatar ArtM says:

    “Okay, I’ll take the bet. Two Milk Bones if I don’t get him on the first shot.”

    1. avatar P. Green says:

      Should’ve bet a whole box of Milk Bones® with that odd hold.

  62. avatar Chadwick P says:

    “yeah yeah I know boy… But your only half German.”

  63. avatar Zach says:

    Man’s best friends

  64. avatar Lucas D. says:

    “I’m gonna ask you one more time, punk: do you prefer Fiddle-Faddle… or Cracker Jack?”

  65. avatar Tom Collins says:

    Shore Patrol?… I AM the MF’in Shore Patrol!!

  66. avatar protaganis says:

    “Duck Hunter – Shore Patrol edition” Not as big a seller for the change in dog… But the NES accessory was awesome!

  67. avatar David in NC says:

    Before Lassie and Timmy, there was Elsa and Tommy.

  68. avatar Paul G says:

    Rin Tin TIn, meet Rat-a-tat-tat.

    1. avatar P. Green says:

      Lol!

  69. avatar Matt Trask says:

    “Now, shoot the cat.”

  70. avatar cmeat says:

    that’s it, just the doperman and the rockwilder. leave the poodle bitch for me.

  71. avatar P. Green says:

    ” Sorry Rin … this new right hand, left shoulder hold ain’t working’ out so well … but this issued noggin’ brass catcher is awesome!”

  72. avatar Paul G says:

    Calm down and stop straining your eyes Rin, I said “there’s some .45 acp”, not there’s some 45 AKC.

  73. avatar matt says:

    “I ain’t no tailor, but I know what suits me!”
    -popeye

    1. avatar Buffalo Bob says:

      “Alright boy, if we hide here a while the Marines wont make us do stuff”

  74. avatar matt says:

    Dear wife,

    still in Nam.
    P.S. please leave fresh ice tea, cookin with peanut oil hat, and shotgun outside back door….um for phil.. ya he called.. me.

    Yours truly
    SI

  75. avatar Bilbo Fredericks says:

    I’ve got the cat in my sights. Waiting for your command, sir.

  76. avatar jwm says:

    George Lucas is determined to reboot “A Boy and His Dog.”

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