You’re here, so you (probably) like guns. You’re (probably) American so you (probably) like dogs. Given the huge overlap on the Venn diagram of dog-loving People of the Gun, the Puppies With Guns Calendar Kickstarter project seems destined for success. The brains — and talent — behind this project, Ben Haulenbeek, is a professional photographer, FFL and a 2nd Lieutenant in the Army. And while you still have some time before Christmas, the Kickstarter listing expires in ten days (press release below). Woof! . . .
Next year is almost here. Help make the 2015 Puppies With Guns Calendar happen.
You like guns, she likes puppies. You both like the Puppies With Guns Calendar. Christmas comes once a year; buy two of ’em.
We all know how it is. It’s getting close to Christmas and all you got her was another set of those stupid thick pink socks with the vinyl sticky crap on the bottom. Maybe you didn’t even buy them this year; you got a two pack last year preparing for this moment of forgetfulness and love-lost. Its okay. She took care of you when you barfed in the neighbor’s mailbox after shotgunning sangria. Your lady deserves better.
We got your back man. Get the Puppies With Guns Calendar. Enough cute puppies to keep any wonderful lady happy for 12 months, and enough guns to keep you from buying more of them and pissing her off; for a week. Maybe.
Head over to kickstarter.com and check it out. Be sure to check the different levels of donations so you can get some fresh decorations for your walls, that way she quits complaining about your Slayer posters.
Oh, and ladies, we love you to the ends of the world! Thanks for putting up with our crap, and shooting too!