Did you know that “pipes” means guns in Chicago (a.k.a., Chiraq)? Not to mention the fact that no self-respecting gang-banger would only hold one gun (“what are you going to do with the other hand?”). The report on Lil Durk’s gun troubles from DJ Akademiks is full of cool slang and inside info. More than that, it provides insight into the gun culture that’s thriving in the gun control heavy city – including the plea bargain that let Lil Durk off the hook the first time he was found with an “illegal gun.” Or was it the second time? Anyway, TTAG’s reached out to DJ for a weekly report on the freaky firearms-related shenanigans. If you wonder why, listen to the end, where he urges Lil Durk to walk the straight and narrow – or whatever they call it in the ‘hood.

22 Responses to Dispatch from Chiraq [Video NSFW]

  1. Yup… Obviously we need stricter universal background checks… Oh… Wait… What do you mean Illinois already has those?

    • In a perfect world people wouldn’t judge others for the way they look… But this isn’t a perfect world.

      • Agree.

        I work with a British expat who’s my age (saying good-bye to middle age) and he is inked constant from a 20+ year BRN career.

        One of the smartest, kindest men walking the planet. Excessive ink does not automatically = anything.

    • Just use a Sharpie and write “I’m a Moron”. Less expensive and conveys the same message to those around you.

      As it wears off you may decide that you’re not a moron. OR reapply as required.

    • I’m going to get eyeballs tattooed on my eyelids in order to create the illusion that I’m always watching. Maybe I can get a group rate for TTAG followers.

  2. Just so we are all clear on this…the only reason why Lil Durk is going to jail is because of the Jewish prosecutor. Everyone catch that in the video.

  3. Wow I live south of Chicago. I can’t keep up with. the lowlife dictionary. I have been approached at my local health club by some brothers to sell them guns. “Unjust felony” don’tcha know. That’s what happens when you are a “gun guy”. This was a few years ago and I quit being open about that. You wouldn’t believe how many folks said they had their gat(?) stolen. I’m a lot more guarded now in my old age…

  4. I’ve got to stop checking out TTAG from my phone. Pictures of hot women with big fake breasts are one thing, but scantily clad 600 pounders are beyond the pall. That or I need a mobile ad block that actually works.

  5. He’s a performer in the same drill scene that was reported to be reducing violence in the area a month or so ago. Some tripe about how they rap-battle each other now instead of gun-battle.

    • The gun battle just happens AFTER the rap battle, instead of the other way around. If the “music” is called drill, does that make them drillers? Drillers gettin drilled after drilling?

  6. Wow. Make sure you have a 2nd window open to google many of these words in an urban dictionary. For instance, “lackin” is much different than “caught lackin.”

    wayne out peckerwoods 🙂

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