That is one dumbass airsoft operator.
Dual-wielding at its finest
Nom nom nom nom!
The new mouth holster is being developed as a way to circumvent Myanmar’s highly restrictive concealed carry laws.
They didn’t expect he’d take “eat lead” so literally.
“There goes Philippe shooting his mouth off again.”
If this doesn’t win, there is no justice in the world.
Pindar always wondered about the “From my cold dead hands” translation from Google translate
WHAT THE SHIT?!
When the village sorcerer told the young man, “wear this garment and guns cannot hurt you” it was taken a bit too literally…
Ah, flying hot lead. The universal language.
All your bullets are belong to me.
Having run out of room in his rectum, Basideb from Bangladesh was quick to improvise……
“One more move and the bleeep buys-it” : D
Very Good trigger finger discipline.
Somebody say they needed a mouthpiece?
Gandalf forbade Pippin to come on the quest, until Pippin showed his prowess with weapons.
Bob lamented that he had the worst superpower ever.
What DemandingMomsforAction think OpenCarry is.
…because he didn’t have enough holes in his head…
The new Atkins Low Carbine Diet
Now THAT is what I call an assault rifle.
Uh, no, cheekweld shouldn’t hurt
Mayhem in 3…2…1…
Village idiot Ingbal Pratakoshoyin misunderstands the meaning of the term “gun food.”
He’s very popular in some circles.
A case of crossfire gone terribly wrong
A scene from the auditions for David Letterman’s stupid human tricks
Just shooting his mouth off again.
We have our poster child for caliber wars!
“If you ain’t shootin’ .45, yer just pokin’ holes!”
Well, if my snappy outfits don’t get the attention of the ladies, maybe NOW they’ll notice me.
So this is how you shoot 2 gun !
I dunno officer. I was just talkin’ trash to these guys who were demonstrating at an open carry event, next thing I know…..THIS!!
When he opens up and shoots his mouth off, it’s with both barrels!
Mom was right, I need to stop taking every dare so seriously
One of the Ecuadorian pan flute players Obama claims is so desperately needed to spur the US economy.
Even for Al Queda, these initiation rites are a bit over the top.
Next on Extreme Toothbrushing!!!!!
My guns do my talking for me.
I’m so angry I could spit lead!
Villagers tell the story of a man whose bad breath could actually kill.
It’s amazing what you can do after being shot in the mouth with a .50BMG while yawning.
This guy has not one, but two MP5s. Life is not fair.
Ha! And this is him rubbing our face in it… sort of.
Always mindful of the Four Rules, Kuljeet impressed the other members of the Mouseketeer Militia greatly.
Shooting out of both sides of his mouth..
Makes him qualified to be a politician.
took the meaning of eat lead literally
Hey Kirsten Joy Weiss …. bet you can’t do this!
Third world HK snobs are more obnoxious than first world HK snobs.
Attempting to one-up the spectacle of sword swallowing by using guns in place of blades fails to entertain as hoped.
This is why the general public cannot be trusted with firearms. Only police and military who have been properly trained to handle firearms should be allowed to have them. This is why we can’t have nice things.
3 holes, no waiting.
No, you see, tongue and cheek is a figure of speech.
Lahhjh pppphhhh lalala
Mr. Nanjing has so many firearms that he quite literally has guns coming out of his ears!
It’s not open carry, piercings are jewelry!
Finally!!, a way to shut up the anti’s!
Here’s a nice POS.
Only Bob, manager of Space Mountain, thought that having “Body Piercing Day” and “Don’t Tread On Me Day” on the same day would be a bad idea for DisneyWorld….
No, no, no: it’s “cheek WELD”, not “cheek WIELD”!
That’s gotta hurt. Is it not even photoshopped?
When you run out of room for tats and things to pierce, you really have to improvise.
Trigger discipline: Delta or no Delta, that’s a hot weapon.
I called as soon as your son said he was gonna eat his gun.
I have heard the term “eating my gun” but this is ridiculous.
MP5, the only body jewelry that will blow everyone’s mind with one look
“… Our fall fashion line turned out to be a big hit with Al Quaida and ISIS; they were ecstatic!”
“Sick, bro, what gauge are those piercings?”
“Gauge? These are 9mms. I only wear my shotguns on the weekends.”
Cheekweld…you’re doing it wrong!
Fresh out of ideas for his Red Hot Muzzle Brake tests, MattV2099 turned to the third world and was able to incorporate a human element into his testing.
This is why friends don’t let friends shoot Hi-Points.
Nobody noticed he was sans-pants.
That’s great. But I’ll take the number 23 with white rice.
The clothing choice for the protest was Mickey Mouse, Angry Birds or Grandma’s kitchen apron. Nobody won.
I wonder if this guy has stupid shit tattooed on his body in English.
There truly is no limit to human stupidity.
That’s not a contest entry, just an observation.
“Look at me! Am I popular yet?”
Some speak with their mouths, some let their guns speak for them. Some are still confused as to which idea is best.
I SHALL NOW SING YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE
BANG BANG BANG BANG
These MP5s won’t suck start themselves you know…
Oh great! 2 more mouths to feed!
My argument for universal gun education in schools.
Uh, I think he’s doing it wrong.
Two MP5s One Mouth
Armed to the teeth
Because hk says you suck, and they hate you…
This one-time customer at the local body piercing parlor is not impressed with the end result….
That’s making a statement.
They say a bullet sounds the same in every language. At least whatever ends up coming out of his mouth is s*** I’ll understand.
(cue German beer hall music) “Roll out the barrels, we’ll have barrels of fun!” bump, bump, bump…
MISDIRECTION…. drawing attention away from the fact that you’re wearing a dress.
This must be that gun porn I’ve heard so much about.
My thoughts exactly – pornographic.
What is he doing with those holes in his face when he doesn’t have guns in them. Really weird.
Surely this will bring fear to the heart of the infidel; or perhaps just a slight grin to his face.
Obviously a member of the “All Handgun Calibers Suck” chorus.
Those piercings turned out to be not as great of an idea as he thought they’d be…
Is that called a through and through???
On a more serious note, thanks for helping break the OFWG stereotype.
Secretly, Mickey Mouse loves violence and grotesque displays.
“Look at me! I’m an Attention Whore!”
That just about sums it up.
Ever look at something novel and just know it wont end well?
E’boee ‘eh ‘own
Ith iths uh wobbewy!!!
Airsoft DP style.
The English to Indonesian translation of “cheek weld” has been problematic for Google.
Want to see my O-face
Assault Chopsticks Challenge: Accepted!
mmm… black licorice. do you like my new earrings?
Color him stupid!
Airsofters are weird.
OK now I know I am a gun nut. I noticed the MP5 type weapons way before I realized he had both barrels through his cheeks. In fact I was more focused for a long time on those guns trying to figure out what version they where and just happen to notice what he was doing with them. So yes I admit it I am and have always been a gun nut. In this case though no therapy is necessary since love of guns is in no way anything that needs to be changed or fixed despite what liberals say.
How first person shooter cameras work.
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