Is America ready for another Texan president? I know what you’re thinking: what about Rick Perry? The current soon-to-be-ex-Governor of Texas’s presidential aspirations came a cropper when he couldn’t remember which federal agencies he’d deep-six. Live. In a televised debate. Word is Perry was on some heavy pain meds at the time; which he ain’t now. Anyone who’s seen him work a crowd knows he’s got serious potential. Ahem. Cruz. A real Constitutional lawyer, a genuine friend of the Second Amendment and not afraid of a little belt-fed M249 Action. What’s not to like?