So I saw an article on “man candles” at grandviewoutdoors.com. As the candles aren’t exactly gun-oriented – On Tap smells like “the cool, golden aroma of a freshly poured draft beer” and Camouflage smells like “a natural, woodsy blend of fresh air, golden leaves and oak tree bark” – I posted the link on TTAG’s Facebook page. Cat fancier Jason Bell pointed out “They need a ‘freshly fired gun’ scent.” To which Yoda fan Stuart Davis added “I’ve been saying this for YEARS. Not just candles either, if they turned that s**t into a perfume for women….GAME OVER.” Maybe. What do you think a “gun candle” should smell like?