“Eat lead death, zipper-eyed libtard!”
Tex Grebner shoots ‘iseff…inna mirruh!
But then his training kicked in, and he called his parents.
A turquoise hat and red tie? What was I thinking?!?
Shouldn’t have let your teenaged daughter pick out your outfit!
Keep the change, ya filthy animal!
…I know I’d heard that name Snakes before…
$200 tax stamp? Ha! We’s in the mob! We gets what we wants, see!
You’s can keep ya Straight Eight sights. I don’t need no stickin’ sights see.
Only a G-Man with a gun can stop a bad guy with a gun!
Yeah, but “G-man” today could be a woman and she could hail from the DHS, SSA, DeptEd, NOAA, BLM, Girl Scouts and the myriad other federal agencies that are not swatted up.
Oh, is this a gun free zone? Sorry, I didn’t see the sign.
Gangster ‘Johnny’: [hears knock at door] Who is it?
Gangster ‘Snakes’: [Snakes comes in] It’s me, Snakes. I got the stuff.
Gangster ‘Johnny’: Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell outta here.
Gangster ‘Snakes’: All right, Johnny, but what about my money?
Gangster ‘Johnny’: What money?
Gangster ‘Snakes’: Acey said you had some dough for me.
Gangster ‘Johnny’: That a fact? How much do I owe ya?
Gangster ‘Snakes’: Acey said 10%.
Gangster ‘Johnny’: [smirks] Too bad Acey ain’t in charge no more.
Gangster ‘Snakes’: What do ya mean?
Gangster ‘Johnny’: He’s upstairs takin’ a bath. He’ll call you when he gets out.
Gangster ‘Johnny’: Hey, I tell ya what I’m gonna give *you*, Snakes.
Gangster ‘Johnny’: I’m gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead!
Gangster ‘Snakes’: [wide eyed and calm] All right, Johnny, I’m sorry. I’m goin’!
Gangster ‘Johnny’: 1… 2… 10!
Gangster ‘Johnny’: Keep the change, ya filthy animal!
M1 – I was soooo going there but you beat me. Well played sir!
Best cameo yet. Yes, I’m Stan Lee.
Lead flies, Libtard dies!
“I ain’t one of Shannon’s fat rent-a-gumbas. I’m on Mayor Mikey’s crew. All the guns for us – all the lead for you, suckers!”
BUDDA BUDDA BUDDA
What kinda Chicken$h1t outfit is this I gotta do my own sound effects?
What do you mean…9 rounds are not enough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Youse wants to take a selfie with Shannon? Not gonna happen! BWAHAHAHAHA!”
This is what you get punk, if I don’t win the photo caption contest!
“I’s tinkin’ handloadin’ dese rounds wit black powda wan’t such a great idea, boss.”
This magazine shoots lazers!
You’ll neva take me Coppa! Er uh BLM!!!
“I’ll kill all you somina benches, fargin ice holes”
Headline: Moronie Deported to Sweden. Says He’s Not From There.
“That yankee Dick Tracy has nuthin’ on me!”
Shannon’s ex husband Jayson grows a pair and lives out his ultimate fantasy
When there’s smoke, there’s ME… firing….
I’m from the Government, and I’m here to help.
“Thanks, ‘Moms’! Heh heh heh….”
I order this from the hardware store and was delivered right to my door…..JEALOUS?!?!?
I got your plasma rifle, 40 watt range right here tough guy.
Not even Hilary could stop me with this ghost gun!!! Muhahaha
My bad! Gun Free Zone sign. I missed it.
Dang this thing is loud! How long’s it gonna take for the ATF to approve my suppressor application?
“Come here, you wascally wabbit!”
Here’s what I think
of your “No Smoking” sign.
For personal protection, I have always preferred the Thompson. Oh, there are others, but nothing compares to the personal satisfaction of The Tommy Gun at work.
Ok, if you can do “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” with the Chicago typewriter you’ll get the job.
Eat Lead you stinking 2nd Amendment loving patriotic Americans.
Let’s see your ‘Gun-Free Zone’ sign try and stop me!
I just spent $200 on this tax stamp to get my tommy gun, I’m going get my money’s worth!
Mr. Hushy, the TTAG comment moderator mascot, can viciously blow away your clever comedic posts, while saying . . . nothing at all.
Can’t hear what he is saying over the “rattle of the Thompson Gun”
Who farted? You bastard!
FOR THE CHILDREN!!!!!
Tastes like chicken!
“Of course it’s New York Compliant… stick mag only holds ten rounds…”
Slide-fire, Thompson Slide-fire. (BATF approved.) I like my guns shaking, not auto-seared.
“Look at THIS baby!”
Yippie Ki-A Mother(‘s demanding action)
Don’t be fooled by the blue headgear. I am NOT from the U.N. THIS is how I keep the peace.
Spray fiyah from da hip, just like Momma Feinstein always taught me.
“This is so fun! I’m gonna sell a million of these! 1934 is going to be my year!”
“I told you Bitch, time and time again!! I told you Leave Da Guns In California alone!!” ” I told ya when I married ya Dianne!” “But No! Yer stupid ass had to get in politics and be a Senator! Ya just had ta”!!
There is only two
“take this copper”
“take this you dirty rat,, yeah”
“Thank you Leyland Yee!”
“I don’t always go full auto…but when I do, I prefer Thompson. Stay 2A my friends”.
The most interesting man in the world.
Great caption, I got an email one time when he was saying,
“I don’t usually listen to Mexican music, but when I do, it’s because my drunk Mexican neighbors are up until after 2 am playing that shit!
Red’s Millinery and Armory Shoppe
“Nyah, when it’s gotta be dead, it’s gotta be Red’s, see?
…And last but not least, my favorite: A Tommy gun!
Can you hear me NOW?
Oh man, I hope the flames from the muzzle don’t ignite that fart behind my head.
“That donation to bloomies campaign really payed off this year”
I never thought I would see the day shooting a .45 was cheaper than a .22!!!
“A man chooses… Thompson!”
“I told you you’d pay for making me wear this hat!”
I TOLD YOU I’D KILL EVERYONE THAT DIDNT SUPPORT MY GUN BAN!
“Frank said you’ll never play the Copa!!!!”
The mayors finialy give demanding mom’s some action.
SAY MY NAME!!!! SAY IT!!!
Molon Labe, motherf—er!
You live in a yellow submarine; you die in a yellow submarine!
My ex was at the door.
Keep the change yeah filthy beast!
“PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW…’MERICA!”
I really hope this civilian I’m shooting has a gun! I’d hate to lose three days paid!
Graze this Bundy!
I said, I’ve got a feeva and the only cure is more COWBELL!
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