Weekend Photo Caption Contest: Win a See All Open Sight

Lots of our readers were intrigued by Jeremy’s review of the See All Open Sight. If you were amongst ’em, you can get one for free. Just come up with the funniest, most imaginative caption for this weekend’s photo and the very same sight Jeremy used for his review will be all yours. Just be sure to get your entry in before midnight on Sunday.

[Jeremy Edit: Just to be totally clear, I’m keeping my See All and it lives on my Mosin. The sight for the winner here is a brand new sight donated by See All for TTAG to give away as a prize for this contest.]

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  1. avatar Sergio says:

    Professor Muller: Proof positive that before there was man there was hockey!

  2. avatar PeterK says:

    If I hadn’t had my trusty -12 guage, we’d never have bagged this duck billed beauty.

  3. avatar Noakes says:

    Muzzle energy from the round that would later become the .577 Tyrannosaur proved effective in killing and skinning game in a single shot.

  4. avatar Cameron S. says:

    .577 Tyrannosaurus Rex prototype testing – successful.

  5. avatar anthony o. says:

    “We have our top men looking into that duck-billed dinosaur”

    “Like who?”

    “Top. Men.”

    1. avatar the ruester says:

      Certainly fits!

  6. avatar Jeff the Griz says:

    The real reason dinosaurs went extinct. Prehistoric Goose guns!

  7. avatar Jwestham2 says:

    Dinosaur asks: “Who can bone me with the biggest weapon?”

  8. avatar Lfshtr says:

    How did you. Bag this, seems to me that a 12ga. Would miss? This skinny thing, the shot would just find air? Yep, gotta go find one of these for my mantel!

  9. avatar Mr B says:

    “With Hillary Clinton taking the win in 2016, the misinformed anti-gun democrats along with “Heaven bound” Bloomberg passed sweeping nation wide gun control and confiscation. This is what is left…” (Pun intended)

  10. avatar Defens says:

    EveryCave for Blunderbuss Safety

    If proper background checks had been instituted, troglodytes would never have owned these weapons of war, and the hadrosaurs would still be with us today!

    Ban them now. For the hatchlings!

  11. avatar A-Rod says:

    “Creationist would have us all believe that the world is only 6,000 years old, the Devil made the dinosaur bones and the fossilized weapons of dino-hunters are the Devil’s handy work too.” said Fred Phelps.

  12. avatar Mitchell! says:

    Dateline: New York

    “With J. Edgar Hoover’s G-Men on the case, Puff-The-Magic-Dragon will never get a chance to corrupt American youth. “

  13. avatar Guy_Buttersnaps says:

    What caliber for tyrannosaur?

  14. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    Robert, Dan and Jeremy gathered their punt guns and spooled up George’s time machine to go hunt T-Rex.
    Unfortunately, they only made it to June 27th, 1934.
    With no new tax stamp on hand, the fun was about to begin…

  15. avatar Gun_Chris says:

    “Best European Mount Yet!”

  16. avatar sven_va says:

    Not a caption, but it reminded me that I haven’t read any L. Sprague de Camp in far too long, and got a chuckle from just that

  17. avatar Sammy says:

    3 gun champions of the Jurassic Shooting Team.

  18. avatar NotoriousAPP says:

    Johnny I’m telling you a, it had a barrel like a baby’s arm.

  19. avatar Paranoid Android says:

    “As we can see dinosaurs were quite concerned with the ergonomics of shooting, providing rifles with various lengths of pull and barrel lengths, from Deinocheirus to Tyrannosaurus (both held by the man in the middle). However, despite their innovations in firearm design, the assault weapon bans of their time limited access to simple muskets.”

    There’s a terrible lizard joke in there somewhere…

  20. avatar Sean N says:

    A young Jerry Miculek sets a new world record firing the punt gun six times in 12 seconds, unassisted.

  21. avatar Clayton says:

    Using the new Gtoo research RIP (Reptile flesh Incinerating Projectile) you get all the hunt with none of the clean up.

  22. avatar haiku guy says:

    GUY IN MIDDLE: …And I use this big one to scare all the Tyrannasuarus Rexes away.

    GUY ON RIGHT: Gee, does that work?

    GUY IN MIDDLE: Do you see any Tyrannasaurus Rexes around here?

  23. avatar BDub says:

    First rule of Punt Club….you don’t talk about Punt Club.

  24. avatar AaronW says:

    It’s better to be excavated by twelve than carried by six.

    1. avatar the ruester says:

      🙂

    2. avatar Ing says:

      So far this one wins. Hands down.

      1. avatar TheBear says:

        It doesn’t make any sense though….

        1. avatar TheBear says:

          I got it! This one was close but a tweak makes it make sense:

          “It’s better to be judged by 12 than excavated by 6.”

  25. avatar BDub says:

    Early development of the .357 magnum cartridge was marred by cost overruns due in no small part to the misplacement of a “period”.

  26. avatar SaintSin23 says:

    “This here is the one I bagged your mom with”

  27. avatar Adam says:

    Chicago style archeology

  28. avatar BDub says:

    Yeah this ones a bit small, but its my carry gun.

  29. avatar Chris Mika says:

    “Tastes like Chicken”

  30. avatar Phil says:

    I bet he had a giggly high-school girlfriend.

  31. avatar Jwestham2 says:

    I always use 2 hands when handling my “weapon”.

  32. avatar HotHotHot says:

    One shot. One kill.

  33. avatar GeeSmith2 says:

    Ancient arsenal discovered … Well-heeled dinosaurs caused mass extinction.

  34. avatar TheBear says:

    “The whole atmosphere changed when the mob moved into Dinotopia.”

  35. avatar Paul G. says:

    The new Remington 1187 Million BC……it packs so much power it can reach out and touch the stone age.

  36. avatar Swarf says:

    “I’m sweeping!”

    “I got two guns!”

    “I can’t believe I am going to leave all my money to you.”

  37. avatar somemook says:

    What’s the little one for?

    To make them stand still for the big ones.

  38. avatar SigGuy says:

    Looks like they weren’t sure of was behind their target…

  39. avatar Morgan Y. says:

    From my cold dead fossilized hands!

  40. avatar Scott says:

    And you laughed when we said we were going dinosaur hunting.

  41. avatar Bgryphon says:

    And they said I was compensating for something when I was shooting the little one!

  42. avatar HAVE GUN says:

    Moe Larry

    Larry Moe

    Where’d you Go?

  43. avatar Steve Truffer says:

    The .577 T-Rex lives up to its name…

  44. avatar JasonM says:

    Out of the four meter barrel, the new 30mm Einstein is the first round capable of traveling backwards in time.

    1. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

      Ha!
      Excellent!

  45. avatar Rikoshay says:

    Little short guy on the left, a young Michael Bloomberg bought these boots knowing that someday he was going to get into some deep Sh*t.

    1. avatar KenW says:

      Luckily for young Bloomie the new guns also made fine paddles to get back down sh*t creek.

      1. avatar Rikoshay says:

        X actly this very event is what started his hate of guns, when they laughed because he thought it was an ore.

  46. avatar the ruester says:

    BREAKING: Everytown For Gun Safety Claims Pre-Historic Evidence For Gun Owner Penis Compensation Unearthed!

  47. avatar Paul53, says:

    Their first night on the job sweeping floors, a 5 minute black out, and nobody could convince the 3 stooges they hadn’t saved the human race.

  48. avatar Paul53, says:

    One of these things is not like the others,
    one of these creatures just doesn’t belong

    Hint, it’s the smart one.

  49. avatar Paul53, says:

    Scientists believed they had proved the prehistoric roots of hockey.

  50. We at Everytown for Gun Safety™ have long advocated for common sense regulations on dangerous assault weapons. Nobody *needs* a gun made of metal.

  51. avatar splic3r says:

    It Should Have Been A DGU: One Punt Edition

  52. Come on down to Sven’s gun and music shop, and see the latest in combination Alpenhorns and dinosaur guns!

  53. avatar Mark Roeda says:

    Guns don’t kill dinosaurs. A meteor kills dinosaurs.

  54. avatar Eric L says:

    The real reason feinstein hates guns…..the bad men hunted her relatives

    1. avatar LongBeach says:

      I always thought she was kind of a Feinosaur…

  55. avatar Dallas Warrior says:

    In the treacherous world of Dinosaur Hockey, the man with the shotgun reigns supreme.

  56. avatar Zebulon Pike says:

    Make it a good one, Fred. I gotta tell Betty the same story.

  57. avatar Model66 says:

    We’ve created a process by which we kill an animal and carve rifle stock from the femur, which then allows us to hunt larger animals and create even bigger rifles. We’ll be hunting Michael Moore in no time!

  58. avatar DanRRZ says:

    “God created dinosaurs. God destroyed dinosaurs. God created Man. Man destroyed God. Man created dinosaurs.

    Dinosaurs eat man…Man created BFG (Big F’n Gun).”

  59. avatar Gregolas says:

    When Muppet Season opened, Big Bird was naturally the most sought-after trophy.

  60. avatar Rebecca says:

    You fellas can do what you want, but my old lady told me that I’d better have a big gun when I came home tonight.

  61. When the raptor jigs couldn’t hold him down anymore, we had to use the back up.

  62. avatar Neon says:

    Recommended rifles for game in the Jurassic Period.

  63. avatar Gunr says:

    You wouldn’t bring a knife to a gun fight, so why would you bring anything less than a Jurassic weapon to a dinosaur fight?

  64. avatar 80 D says:

    A caliber so big it doesn’t merely kill…it FOSSILIZES.

  65. avatar Sabrewolfe says:

    While naysayers point to the relatively small size of velocirapors when discounting their deadlines, new fossil evidence suggests they may have figured out how to level the playing field 73 million years before Samuel Colt made all men equal.

  66. avatar Paul53, says:

    Sadly missing an epic DGU, the hunters were so focused discussing the tacticoolness of their weapons, they failed to notice the T Rex. Names pending notification of next of kin.

  67. avatar LongBeach says:

    One of these photo subjects looks absolutely petrified.

  68. avatar LongBeach says:

    Also:

    Ooooooh, PUNT gun. It’s a PUNT gun. With a P. My wife would never allow me to own one of them. She’s a bit of a punt at times.

  69. avatar 24-7 Pro says:

    “Breaking News: Hunters of mutated Detroit wildlife stand triumphant in front of mounted trophy! Also covered: Black and white photagraphy makes a “meteoric” return!”

  70. avatar Kyle says:

    “Irresponsible gun owner of the day: Sir Doctor Walter Huffington, esq”
    …When asked as to why he would shoot a prehistoric beast thought to be long extinct, Walter responded “Well I thought they were extinct myself!”

  71. avatar Kevin Turner says:

    The 3 founding members of Jurassic Club International pose in front of their quarry, unaware that it is extinct.

  72. avatar Broken 3ight says:

    Little known fact: Geico’s well known “caveman” series of commercials actually started off using a prehistoric ancestor of their iconic gecko mascot. Shortly after the abomination had to be put down, someone made the comment that it was so easy a caveman could do it.

  73. avatar DV says:

    Headline: Mayors Against Illegal Guns Hosts (Pre)Historical Gun Buyback

    Tagline: Mayors and Top Cops from around the nation pose next to assault weapons cache. With the help of uninformed masses, we might just fool these suckers and their Second Amendment into extinction! Huzzah!

  74. avatar Wolfman Jack says:

    BREAKING NEWS!! Bloomberg moves to close antique gun clause of the NFA of ’68 after tests reveal “dinosaur gun” out performs most military grade shoulder fired munitions.

  75. avatar Louis says:

    I swear. On the first shot, the muzzle blast skinned, stripped and mounted him for me.

  76. avatar Kevin Turner says:

    The 3 winners of the Dept. of Fish and Game lottery for velociraptor tags were startled to learn that it was an archery only hunt.

  77. avatar Kevin Turner says:

    Boone and Crockett later rescinded their award of a world record non-typical dinosaur based on archaeological evidence, carbon dating, and the fact that the picture was taken in a museum.

  78. avatar T says:

    You kids today with your new fangled AR’s and plastic fantastic extended magazines. Back in my day, all you needed was two long muskets and big ole hockey stick to take down T-REX!

  79. avatar dh34 says:

    A more thorough examination of Ms Dallas Archer’s body cavities has led to four additional counts of unlawful possession of a concealed firearm and one count of animal cruelty.

  80. avatar Acepeacemaker says:

    You’re gonna need a bigger gun.

  81. avatar Alex in IL says:

    When ‘loaded for bear’ will not suffice, load for Brontosaur.

  82. avatar kbad says:

    “…whenever we locate a T-Rex skeleton, we’ll scour the immediate area and find, without fail, at least two or three of these specimens…for, as everyone knows, the T-Rex was indeed that eras most prolific small arms dealer.”

    *modern firearm shown for scale.

  83. avatar Jon R. says:

    Yabadabadoooooooo!

  84. avatar Lee W. says:

    Anyone for a little…punting?

  85. avatar Ebenezer Bowman says:

    The only rule for the Prehistoric Hunting Club: Bring Enough Gun!

  86. avatar Paul G. says:

    Small game…small gun. Big game…big gun. Finally…”Do you want to super-size that?”.

  87. avatar Harvard F Miller II says:

    The Three Stooges go Big-Game Hunting! Nyuk Nyuk

  88. avatar jaime trujillo says:

    I don’t usually hunt dinosaurs, but when I do I take enough gun and some slow friends.

  89. avatar jimmyjames says:

    I brought this puppy down with my trusty 4 bore punt gun.

  90. avatar dh34 says:

    Three ATF agents have been cleared of excessive force allegations stemming from a raid on the Bedrock home of Fred and Wilma Flintstone, which resulted in the death of the family pet Dino. Agents claim that the animal became aggressive, trying to lick them.

  91. avatar dh34 says:

    What the husbands of all three MDA members do while their wives are off demanding action.

  92. avatar Jeff says:

    Punt, the magic dragon, bagged!

  93. avatar drmrs says:

    New stand your ground policy-show your weapon-fire your weapon. If the ground keeps moving (dinosaurs), then run like hell. drmrs 4/26/2014

  94. avatar Werechicken says:

    “Dear Dr. Grant:

    I am writing to inform you that your ‘stand still and they won’t see you’ hypothesis is idiotic horses*** which almost got my team eaten. However, I finally have a trophy big enough to hold the gun with which I killed it. Perhaps you weren’t gobbled up because you’re a bad paleontologist. I’m off to go drinking and whoring with Dr. Malcolm. Go to H***.

    Sincerely,
    Roland Tembo”

  95. avatar Gunr says:

    Jenning’s, trying to improve their image, Came out with their new “Big Gun”
    Unfortunately, it was chambered for the 22 short cartridge and the bullet stopped after 53″ of travel down the bore.

  96. avatar Justin says:

    “…with a muzzle energy sufficient to cause retroactive extinction in whatever species you hunt. Any questions?”
    “And that dinosaur behind you?”
    “Yesterday we were using the everyday duckbilled dinosaur to test the theory… Bob apologizes to the former duckbill ranchers out there…”

  97. avatar JanS says:

    News Flash: Dinosaurs used firearms too.
    Fossilized single-shot firearms used by dinosaurs found with “Approved by Diane Feinstein and Nancy Pelosi” inscription. Compared here with human sized firearm.

  98. avatar racer88 says:

    The escalation of “compensating for something” among three paleontologists gets out of control.

  99. avatar SpeleoFool says:

    “So, I got the part where Speleo said he could use a Sea Awl for his new ‘vapor,’ but he lost me with the whatever about a big triangle and scatter guns. You guys got any idea what we’re supposed to be building here?”

  100. avatar William Burke says:

    When I asked you two morons to find me evidence that this dinosaur had long arms, THIS WASN’T the evidence I was referring to!

  101. avatar Adam Wayne says:

    “…From my cold, fossilized hands!”

  102. avatar Camo says:

    During the late Triassic period many dinosaurs were buried with their firearms. Archaeologists speculate it was due to a vast and hastily written prehistoric gun ban that prevented the sale or bequeathment of the long guns to the dinosaur’s heirs. Contrary to the comet theory of popular literature, it was the purposeful defenselessness caused by this gun ban that led to the extinction of the large gun toting reptiles.

  103. Plenty of lulls-worthy entries from people like AaronW, Jason M, Paul 53, Model66, LongBeach, Jaime Trujillo and DH34. But sometimes less is more, which is why Chris Mika wins the See All sight. Congrats.

    1. avatar Mr B says:

      Out of all the comments “Tastes like chicken” wins?! LOL what a crock!

      1. avatar William Burke says:

        WHOA! “Tastes like chicken”? Really?

        1. avatar TheBear says:

          I feel robbed. This is like when the kid with the lame volcano wins the science fair.

        2. avatar William Burke says:

          I was a mite disturbed by it, I admit. There were easily twenty better than that. Just my opinion.

          I know what you mean about the science fairs. I think that won one of the science fairs I was in, while mine was a controlled experiment with planarians.

  104. avatar Richard says:

    Early preview of ice age 4

  105. avatar Paul G. says:

    We pried these guns from the dinosaurs cold dead fingers…

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