Weekend Photo Caption Contest

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  1. avatar Jeff the Griz says:

    See Mary B. my gun is very clean. Oh, hi Mr. B ummm, just talking to your daughter about the weather.

    1. avatar Cliff H says:

      See Mary B. my gun is very clean. Oh, hi Mr. B, ummm, just talking to your daughter about my rifle.

      FIFY – Cliff

  2. avatar Salty Bear says:

    American Zombie Gothic Apocalypse

  3. avatar Freeheel says:

    Diane Feinstein’s first boyfriend breaks up with her saying “sleeping with this assault rifle would be more exciting than sex with you”. And now you know why she hates them.

  4. avatar Gunr, from Oregon says:

    Never taught a one armed lady how to shoot before, you ARE left handed, aren’t you?

  5. avatar Mark N. says:

    “This is my rifle, this is my gun…”

    “Oh it’s OK, Paw, I was jes’ admirin’ his gun. I mean his rifle.”

    [I have a picture of my grandfather in a getup just like that. God that hat is lame.]

    1. avatar Eric says:

      Yet it still looks better than the current army uniforms (both duty and dress).

  6. avatar Nigil says:

    Apparently, word about TTAG’s photo contest to win some Can Can Concealment gear got out so fast it managed to travel back in time.

  7. avatar Highlander says:

    “K-K-K-K Katy, oh beautiful Katy, your the only girl I adore!”

    http://youtu.be/8_J9kPQ8hwA

    Cruachan!

    1. avatar Gunr, from Oregon says:

      Great video! Was that 1915 surround sound?

  8. avatar ensitue says:

    JH C.! I served with him,,,did her,,,,too boney

  9. avatar Will says:

    It’s not just my hat that’s pointy.

  10. avatar Bryan says:

    Awww Bobbie-Sue quit lookin’ at the new recruits in our swimmin’ hole now.

  11. avatar Vhyrus says:

    The walking dead gets crazier every season

  12. avatar jwm says:

    Olive Oyl before she discovered sailors.

    1. avatar Samuel Leoon Suggs says:

      You where in the navy for a short stint weren’t you?

      1. avatar jwm says:

        No. But I grew up in a family of ex navy. 3 of whom were in Pearl Harbor on Dec. 7th, 1941.

        I don’t tell people my branch. All I say is that at one time I was a member of the American Legion and the VFW.

        1. avatar Samuel Leoon Suggs says:

          Ok so is that of anonymity reasons or just a weird quirk.

  13. avatar AaronW says:

    Whilst attempting to persuade some young ruffians to begin painting the fence, a fetching young lady in incomplete fencing attire happened by.
    Distraction ensued.

  14. avatar Frank says:

    Come on , Pelosi, you know you want it!

  15. avatar scot says:

    you can touch my gun if I can touch your

  16. avatar A-Rod says:

    Yes, I married to the Corps first but this rifle does not have to sleep between us.

  17. avatar Dave Lewis says:

    You have to shoot them in the head. Now watch while I demonstrate….

  18. avatar RockThisTown says:

    Gomer Pyle & LuAnn Poovey – the early days.

  19. avatar MG83 says:

    She said it was going to be her or the rifle.. That was an easy choice.

  20. avatar BR549 says:

    Okay Norma Jean, just aim for the Kaiser’s testicles….

  21. avatar RockThisTown says:

    The real reason Bill Clinton quit ROTC.

  22. avatar Ardent says:

    “This is my rifle, now, would you like to see my gun?”

  23. avatar Phil says:

    Hehehe, dick jokes

  24. avatar Pantera Vazquez says:

    To the camera holder:
    HE says-“Hell-they strangers on MY property with no invite from me.”
    SHE says-“Yep, n they got UUUGLY nekkid legs.”

  25. avatar kbad says:

    “…The way your dad looked at it, that rifle was your birthright. He’d be damned if anyone was gonna put their greasy hands on his girl’s birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something…”

    1. avatar Phil says:

      In his ass!

      1. avatar AaronW says:

        “…. He died of dysentery.”

  26. avatar Troutbum5 says:

    A recently discovered deleted scene in which Dorothy and the scarecrow shoot flying monkeys down with an ’03.

  27. avatar jjKayd says:

    I believe this is the cover of the book: How to Avoid Unwanted Advances

    1. avatar Sledgecrowbar says:

      That rifle is an excellent method of stopping advances if you know what I mean.

  28. avatar bontai Joe says:

    Aww come on honey! I’ll give you this here rifle if you will show me more of your black socks.

  29. avatar JaxD says:

    Helen Keller taking an unfortunate walk while the drill team is practicing.

  30. avatar jirdesteva says:

    Happy Valentines Day Marie. We can go to the range before we get dinner.

  31. avatar Morgan Y. says:

    She says the bayonet lug scares her…

  32. avatar Model66 says:

    “Here, take this, Mary Jean Bobbi Sue. I promise you you’ll be Queen of the Short Bus.”

  33. avatar jkp says:

    Jed was reluctant at first, but Granny insisted he learn the fundamentals of running the M1 US Rifle.

  34. avatar RockThisTown says:

    Jack boots & flats – the perfect combination for cuttin’ a rug after a hard day on the range.

  35. avatar Randy Drescher says:

    Would you ask Pa Kettle if you can shoot my gun sometime? Randy

  36. avatar Ben says:

    both of these people are long gone but that rifle is probably as sweet as ever.

  37. avatar Sledgecrowbar says:

    Grampa’s unwavering inability to talk about any other subject made certain that only one particular kind of girl would ever be willing to listen to him long enough to become interested.

    That’s Gramma on the right, of course, playing naive. She would regularly mop the floor with him at 600 yards.

  38. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    “Oh, I do love a man in uniform…”

  39. avatar SpeleoFool says:

    Take this, Jewel, and next time Swearingen tells you to mop the floor of the Gem, you let him have it!

  40. avatar Gregolas says:

    “… could’a swore I unloaded it before I– By the way, wuz you fond of that cat?”

  41. avatar Dave says:

    Even this young girl shot better than you maggots!

  42. avatar Jeff says:

    Helen? Helen! Oh what’s the use. She won’t be able to hit the broad side of a barn!

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