Weekend Photo Caption Contest

115 Responses to Weekend Photo Caption Contest

  1. avatarJim R says:

    He ain’t missing the wedding THIS time…

  2. avatarthe ruester says:

    Bridesmaids 2: The Reckoning

  3. avatarOld Ben turning in grave says:

    Their trigger discipline needs more discipline. Someone was going to say it.

  4. avatarDaniel Silverman says:

    And that son is what a high capacity wedding looks like.

  5. avatarFortWorthColtGuy says:

    I have heard of a shotgun wedding, but a modern sporting rifle wedding? That is new to me.

  6. avatarWilliam Burke says:

    “Now remember, when the groom says, ‘I do,’, we pull these out from under our gowns, and no one leaves alive. Except the groom.”

  7. avatarBigred2989 says:

    You may Kriss the bride.

  8. avatarBTinAfghan says:

    Three Brides in search for Mr. Right.

    Do you feel lucky? Well do ya?

  9. avatarFrank Masotti says:

    Well now that is a hell of a wedding. :-)

  10. avatardakiwi13 says:

    i’m not too impressed by three below average looking women with no trigger discipline

    • avatarSamuel Leoon Suggs says:

      Thats ok this isn’t designed to please you it’s designed to provide joke fodder for the rest of us.

  11. avatarready,fire,aim says:

    bride to brides maids..”does this AR make my ass look fat?”

  12. avatarKane says:

    “Shotgun wedding? Puhlease”

  13. avatarBTinAfghan says:

    following the nuptials, the bridesmaids prepare for some celebratory fire after years of waiting for Audrey to finally marry Seymour

    • “A backstop of our own
      And patterns in bold ink
      A good exploding target set
      For when we want to plink
      A picture out of online TTAG magazine…
      On a target range we’ll share
      AR-15!”

      ===|==============/ Keith DeHavelle

  14. avatar16V says:

    They won’t let us throw rice anymore. So you know what to do when they release those doves…

  15. avatarModel66 says:

    Somthing old, something new,
    Something borrowed, something blued.

  16. avatartfunk says:

    While the others laughed at her for holding “just” a pistol, Sheila couldn’t help but smirk, secure in the knowledge that she was the only one not compensating for a small penis.

  17. avatarAnthony O. says:

    No trigger discipline: 2/10 would not bang.

  18. avatarGurney Halleck says:

    Its a nice day for a Knights Armament wedding.

  19. avatarBTinAfghan says:

    New from A&E combines Sister Wives with The Batchlorette to be called Sister Wives begins the new season with the wedding. One lucky guy will meet and marry these eager brides. Good luck and may the best man win.

  20. avatarSammy says:

    Moms demand “action”!

  21. avatarccdwguy says:

    And he was smart enough to know we would love going to the range, that’s why I love him.

  22. avatarRandy Drescher says:

    Eat your heart out feinswine bit..h, Randy

  23. avatarPiet Padkos says:

    Assault weddings.

    Three brides enter, one bride leaves.

    Tonight on Bravo.

  24. avatartheboi says:

    “Till Death due us apart”

  25. avatarRoss says:

    “If anybody here objects to this union, speak now or forever hold your peace”

  26. avatarCrystal says:

    Hahahaha he’s with all three of us

  27. avatarDenny says:

    If he does not marry you this time, HE and his family are going down this time!

  28. avatarTile floor says:

    Here comes the nine

  29. avatarNickTX says:

    BrideZillas

  30. avatarTroutbum5 says:

    No more ugly bridesmaid dresses!

  31. avatarpirateye says:

    The freshman of the bridal trigger finger education class.

  32. Do these colours co-ordinate?

  33. avatarPhil says:

    No one will ask if they DESERVE to wear white.

  34. avatarJesse M says:

    Is that a SAW on the right?

  35. avatarAnthony says:

    Sadie Hawkins day just took a terrible turn.

  36. avatarAn American says:

    Bridesmaids for Obama’s daughter

  37. avatarPaul G. says:

    3 brides for “3-gunners”.

  38. avatarSteve B says:

    “It WOULD be a shotgun wedding, if our Daddy owned one.”

  39. avatarDirk Diggler says:

    Wet Dream: Shannon Watts’ daughters’ wedding day and they marry against mommy dearest’s wishes

    • avatarModel 31 says:

      “Next on NBC, Dirk Diggler stars in “My Three Sons”. Dirk and Shannon don’t see eye-to-eye at the rehearsal dinner. Will it be enough to call off the weddings? Stay tuned”

  40. avatarPrivate Pyle says:

    Send a copy to Joe Biden.

  41. 3 weddings and a funeral !

  42. avatarHiPlanesDrifter says:

    Obama says gay marriage should be legal; we say 3-lesbian marriages should be too!

  43. avatarRockThisTown says:

    Gowns by Oscar de la Remington.

  44. avatarRockThisTown says:

    After the wedding, guests toss Browning rice on the bride & groom.

  45. avatarMina says:

    aren’t the girls supposed to keep their fingers to themselves until after the wedding?

  46. avatarRockThisTown says:

    Lock arms as you walk down the aisle.

  47. avatarRockThisTown says:

    It was a lovely wedding . . . a bitter 3-cling to guns ceremony.

  48. avatarMrVigs says:

    New from Blackhawk!

    Tactical Wedding Dresses in Arctic White digi-camo

  49. avatarLuis says:

    And then I asked him, “you’re not getting cold feet are you?”, and he said “NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!” Hahahahahha!!!

  50. avatarA-Rod says:

    “No I don’t feel like a cheapskate. I stuck with tradition and got him a watch. He is the one that splurged. Haha”

  51. avatarRockThisTown says:

    On their wedding day, two hearts come together that pack heat as one.

  52. avatarLouis says:

    The other 69 virgins are taking a break. We’re your escort.

  53. avatarRockThisTown says:

    The family that open marries together open carries together.

  54. avatarPeterK says:

    Good thing those arctic white stocks are coming out so our accessories will match the dress for the wedding.

  55. avatarRockThisTown says:

    He’s making you sign a pre-nup? We’ll see about that!

  56. avatarGregolas says:

    ” And they told us registering at GunBroker wouldn’t work!”

  57. avatarJustin says:

    Oh thank god… Here I thought it was going to be a shotgun wedding!

  58. avatarjwm says:

    Charlie’s Angels, the straight to dvd sequel.

  59. avatarjwm says:

    Is the girl on the right holding a SAW? Must be an Isreali wedding.

  60. avatarJAS says:

    Cold feet? Not an option.

  61. avatarTom in Oregon says:

    Do NOT tell this bride the joke about why brides wear white.

  62. avatarJabbaTheWhat01 says:

    It was not a shotgun wedding.

  63. avatarJoel says:

    ……..so I told him “no honey, size doesn’t matter, but caliber does”

  64. avatarJ D Williams says:

    We’re cleared “weapons hot”. Just let somebody object this time!

  65. avatarshhh says:

    shotgun weddings are so 20th century

  66. avatarPaul G says:

    I am sorry ladies, but no getting loaded until after the ceremony.

  67. avatarDallassoxfan says:

    Shotgun weddings: San Francisco

  68. avatarJohn L. says:

    Hey … Where’d you find a picture from my wife’s bachelorette party?

  69. avatardudebro says:

    let the money dance begin

  70. avatarjwm says:

    The ushers and best man don’t know it yet, but they’re all doing a full monty dance at the reception. To the music of the Village People.

  71. avatarSoccerchainsaw says:

    “The photographer is not in charge of my wedding…”

  72. avatarAl says:

    Weapons by FN, women by GLOCK.

  73. avatarSWAMP DADDY says:

    Tonight, he will perform exactly as instructed and will only be released when I’m satisfied!!!!

  74. avatarWassim Absood says:

    “I do”

  75. avatarIdahoPete says:

    “Shotgun wedding”? How old-school.

  76. avatarKCK says:

    Shotgun wedding
    Taser reception
    Handcuff honeymoon

  77. avatarSWAMP DADDY says:

    The wedding party’s black accoutrements complimented a very modern tactical design theme.

  78. avatarCarlos U. says:

    Shotgun weddings are so passe.

  79. avatarAri says:

    Say YES to the GUN!

  80. avatarPaul G. says:

    Going to the opera may be a black tie affair, but this wedding is strictly a black GUN affair.

  81. avatarRobert D. says:

    For the love of God, someone get those girls some real guns.

  82. avatarneiowa says:

    Gonna find me a maaaaan.

  83. avatarAndy says:

    ” and thats how you handle the Mother-in-law!”

  84. avatarErin says:

    Get your fingers out of the f–king trigger wells!

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