Weekend Photo Caption Contest

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[h/t DrVino – link is NSFW]

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  1. New, from G-Had Industries, the tactical burqa.

    1. avatar 16V says:

      My wife, she is the bomb…

  2. avatar Sam Wright says:

    Some people who cling to their guns and religion are OK with Obama.

    1. avatar Ross says:

      These would be the only ones

    2. avatar GSRpositive says:

      Good one!

    3. avatar JeremyR says:

      Look, if the guy from Waste Management threw you and the kids in the back of the truck, three weeks in a row, you’d be pissed too.

      (to the tune of Running Bear)
      Abdullah Mohammed loved little Fatima
      with love big as an I E D
      Abdullah Mohammed loved little Fatima
      Cause under her burka he could not see.

  3. avatar TR says:

    Religion and guns: God gave us one to protect the other.

  4. avatar Steven says:

    Natural, civil and Constitutionally protected right to keep and bear Allah

  5. avatar Chris D says:

    It’s an AK, aiming isn’t necessary.

  6. avatar Javier says:

    It’s a dude.

    1. avatar William Burke says:

      How can you tell?

    2. avatar Samuel Leoon Suggs says:

      Unless this is a intentional spoof (she does look kinda dust free) i doubt it. Considering that’s an exclusively female clothing choice (or non-choice as the case may be) in Islamic culture.

      1. avatar Javier says:

        My good man, you do realize that the whole point of photo caption contests is to write your entries in jest, don’t you?

        PS I can tell by the pixels.

      2. avatar Cliff H says:

        Sam, there are documented cases of Islamo-fascist men using burkas as disguises.

        They may be crazy, but they are not stupid, and they know that Americans are reluctant to shoot at women (ROEs, you know).

        1. avatar SteveInCO says:

          There are also stories of men using burqas to get into a house and engage in an affair with a woman who otherwise couldn’t possibly have an opportunity to get laid (because of the constant monitoring by her male relatives).

      3. avatar John L. says:

        Unless you’re a bad guy and trying to escape from a capture team – then it’s okay.

  7. avatar TR says:

    “The book? I read over the graves of the taliban after I shoot them. Love thine enemy and all that.”

  8. avatar dudebro says:

    hello. do you have a minute to talk about the Koran?

    1. avatar Matt in FL says:

      I like this one.

    2. avatar the ruester says:

      +2

  9. avatar Denny says:

    Given the presentation, locality, and attitude:

    Rape me if you dare!

  10. avatar CJ says:

    “You cursed brat, look what you’ve done. I’m melting, melting……”

    -The final moment of the Wicked Witch of the Mideast.

    1. avatar Ing says:

      Nobody ever dared to try throwing water on the Wicked Witch of the East after she got her AK.

    2. avatar S.CROCK says:

      winner ^

  11. avatar KY1911 says:

    Durhka, durkha, jihad.

  12. avatar tmm says:

    Invisible man poses for AK award

    1. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

      The brother of the invisible man shot by the Three Amigos swore it would never happen to him.

  13. avatar TR says:

    “When the house burned down, I grabbed the two posessions I really care about.”

    1. avatar Cliff H says:

      House made of mud are notoriously difficult to burn.

  14. avatar JoshtheViking says:

    Cross dressing in the Taliban is more common than one might suppose.

    1. avatar Ing says:

      In a burka no one knows you’re a dog?

  15. avatar NYC2AZ says:

    Schrodinger’s cat, Jihadist edition.

    1. avatar Tim C. says:

      Lost on the uninitiated.

      1. avatar Matt in FL says:

        Heisenberg is driving down the road with Schrodinger in the passenger seat when they get pulled over.

        Cop says, “Sir, I clocked you doing 87 miles an hour.” Heisenberg replies, “Great, now I’m lost.”

        About this time, the cop’s partner looks in the car and says to Schrodinger, “Sir, are you aware there’s a dead cat in the back seat?” Schrodinger replies, “I am now.”

        [I shamelessly stole that from someone, and it may have been from someone here. I don’t care. It’s funny.]

        1. avatar Hasdrubal says:

          I don’t care how much of a nerd it makes me to think that’s awesome.

        2. avatar scoutino says:

          It is funny!

        3. avatar MiketheHopsFarmer says:

          Always messing things up, Matt. First line goes, ‘cop asks Heisenberg if he knows how fast he was going.’ To which Heisenberg replies, ‘no, but I know exactly where I am, sir!’

        4. avatar Matt in FL says:

          I’ve heard it both ways. My way is funnier, because I said it.

          Get back in your cage.

  16. avatar Ralph says:

    Cousin It has joined the jihad.

    1. avatar Samuel Leoon Suggs says:

      +10 on that baby boomer reference.

    2. avatar Sam Wright says:

      funny

  17. avatar BJ says:

    DHS shows off its new uniforms for the employees stationed in the 100 mile zone.

  18. avatar RockOnHellChild says:

    Aabish has the only copy of Transformer on DVD in the entire village and she’ll be damned if anyone else puts their hands on it.

  19. avatar Dox47 says:

    After the Shire debacle, the Nazgul get serious about hobbit hunting

    1. avatar SpeleoFool says:

      Would that be a “Morgul Kalashnikov?” 😉

  20. avatar Fred says:

    Have gun will travel.

  21. avatar Gov. William J. Le Petomane says:

    Assa lamma lake um. Here’s the first of your 72 virgins!

    PS you probably don’t want to look under the burka.

    1. avatar RockOnHellChild says:

      A salmi licker…

  22. avatar PeterC says:

    Trash bags have Second Amendment rights, too.

  23. avatar crm114 says:

    An Afghan satire of sexy Christian babes wearing crosses while holding a bible and an AR.

  24. avatar John K says:

    This is my Quran. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

  25. avatar Accur81 says:

    We should ban AKs because Muslims have them, and they love peace, tolerance, and the good ‘ol USA.

  26. The Ring Wraiths got an upgrade!

    1. avatar Ing says:

      They’ve got high-capacity assault clips full of Morgul bullets now.

  27. avatar Adam says:

    This is my bible. This is my gun. One is for killing. One is for fun……….I’m just not sure which is which.

    1. avatar Michael says:

      That made me laugh

  28. avatar moveableDO says:

    Just try to tag me on Facebook, I dare you…

  29. avatar VSN says:

    None shall pass.

  30. avatar 505markf says:

    Jihadist Barbie. On the shelves for Ramadan 2014.

  31. avatar Adam says:

    Afghani Dutch Oven

    1. avatar the ruester says:

      Ewwwwwww…

  32. avatar michael nieto says:

    Darth kalasnikov

  33. avatar Gunr, from Oregon says:

    Do they wear black underwear too? How sexy is that!

    1. avatar Cliff H says:

      Perhaps the whole point of the burka is male fantasies – you don’t know if she’s wearing anything under there, much less a black Victoria Secret thong. But without the burka you may not even care.

    2. avatar int19h says:

      If it’s truly Taliban, then no underwear. Cuz there wasn’t any in the time of the Prophet, and so the lack of it is definitely good, whereas the presence can be bad – you never know.

  34. avatar Art Vandalay says:

    Are your goats old enough to learn about Allah?

  35. avatar Defens says:

    Ebeneezer! Ebeneezer Scrooge! We’re going far into Ramadan future.

  36. avatar Defens says:

    Needs more cowbell!

  37. avatar chuck (hates nj) says:

    New to Wal-Mart big Joe bean bag chair with optional AK holder.

  38. avatar Tommy says:

    “This is my Quran, that is my gun. This one’s for jihad, that one’s for fun.”

  39. avatar KCK says:

    The debate rages whether Islam is a peaceful religion or not.
    On one hand, some say it is peaceful, on the other hand some say it is war like. As illustrated by the photo above, that would be right hand, left hand respectfully.

  40. avatar HiddenHills says:

    Family Guy Outtake – “Death match winner”.

  41. avatar AaronW says:

    “The Great Unveiling Is At Hand!”

  42. avatar Phil says:

    Miss January! Hobbies include smelling like a birkenstock, body hair, illiteracy and sewing suicide vests. She likes a man with a huge guilt-trip and tiny penis, not that he’ll live long enough to use it.

  43. avatar Will says:

    You should see what’s concealed.

    1. avatar Gunr, from Oregon says:

      And that would be????

  44. avatar jwm says:

    Jeff Spicolli, on the run from a federal drug beef after he had a really good time at Ridgemont High, found the perfect disguise and place to hide. With an AK to protect his stash and a ready supply of rolling papers he felt at ease enough to send a selfie home to his folks.

  45. avatar A-Rod says:

    I’d tap that.

    1. avatar Cliff H says:

      More likely I’d double-tap that.

      1. avatar Michael says:

        Awesome!

  46. avatar lolinski says:

    Clinging to our guns and Qurans.

  47. avatar Cliff H says:

    Bringing the term “Bitter Clingers” to a whole new level. Still waiting for delivery of the “Real Desert” camouflage burka.

  48. avatar nemsis says:

    Obama as a teenager

  49. avatar Al W says:

    OK, how can I carry concealed?

  50. avatar Tango Charlie says:

    The Grim Reaper finally upgrades his scythe.

  51. avatar macgearailt says:

    I await my own personal JDAM.

  52. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    “Hello Sharp Shots, this is A’shadieeyah Al Awaki with this weeks trick shot. The squatting prayer position, shooting the eye of a camel at 20 paces.”

  53. avatar David PA/NJ says:

    This thread is awesome

  54. avatar Russ Nixon says:

    TARGETS!

  55. avatar brian says:

    A lovely young brides wedding day. Dirka dirka mohamed jihad.

  56. avatar Sam Enderby says:

    Look what my friend Barak got me. I didn’t have to do any paperwork or nothing!

  57. avatar joe says:

    Mama??? Mamma!

  58. avatar Fruzi says:

    At least she can’t drive.

  59. avatar detroiter says:

    Grim reaper; upgraded ordinance, but still no iPad…

  60. avatar SpeleoFool says:

    Ok, I got my entry packet for the Midnight 3-Gun. Do you know who the other two gunners are, and do you think they’ll be able to see me?

  61. avatar SelousX says:

    Not just another pretty face, but she can read and shoot, too!

    1. avatar Denny says:

      +1 It works for that neighbor HOOD.

  62. avatar SpeleoFool says:

    Ha! Let’s see hot brass find its way into my cleavage this time!

  63. avatar BT in Afghan says:

    Fatiema posts her picture on jihad.match.com
    According to her profile she is age not important. (one of Mo’s wives was very young)
    Likes reading koran and shooting infidels.
    Prefers a mate strongly into jihad, but prefers they not kill infidels inside as it causes a mess which she will then have to clean up.
    As you can see in her picture she was the Miss July 2013 centerfold for Peace Loving Religion Magazine. (yes she really is hot as you can clearly see. woman in burqa=hot)

    1. avatar AaronW says:

      You forgot… “your pic gets mine”

  64. avatar Robert Seddon says:

    GREAT TARGET !!

    Robert Seddon

  65. avatar OODAloop says:

    Islam. All boom stick and no carrot.

  66. avatar Excedrine says:

    “I can’t see.”

    Done.

  67. avatar Robert Seddon says:

    BT in Afgahn, woman, really?

    1. avatar BT in Afghan says:

      What?

      It’s not my culture I don’t judge.

  68. avatar BT in Afghan says:

    Yes you can have this lovely great looking wife for todays special price:
    3 goats and 2 chickens
    or
    5 sheep
    With prices like these you can’t go wrong.

    1. avatar Gunr, from Oregon says:

      Does she come with a sharp hatchet, to trim the hair on her legs?

      1. avatar BT in Afghan says:

        No hair, well maintained. really

        I personnally prefer light blue burqa.

  69. avatar AAJOR says:

    Progress in woman’s rights, Al-Qaeda style!

  70. avatar C says:

    That’s gotta impact your situation awareness.

  71. avatar ErrantVenture11 says:

    Death trades Stalin his sickle for an AK.

  72. avatar Joel says:

    Early arrival for the Kabul open carry rally.

  73. avatar Joel says:

    That son of a goat herder Ahmed thought he could fool me with his little black book disguised as a Koran. Just wait ’til that bastard gets home.

  74. avatar Model66 says:

    The Ghost of Kalashnikov must wear this while earning his wings.

  75. avatar Joel says:

    Hello, is Peggy, Kalashnikov customer service rep.

  76. avatar scoutino says:

    You really don’t want to click the picture, trust me. NSFW

  77. avatar Joel says:

    The truth revealed: Shannon Watts, secret AK-47 fanatic, attempts to disguise her identity.

  78. avatar Joel says:

    Afghani woman, ver. 7.62

  79. avatar Joel says:

    I’ll trade you this book for some ammo.

  80. avatar Matt G says:

    Persian Gulf Gilley Suit

  81. avatar Pat says:

    Future average British citizen before her first date.

  82. avatar Joel says:

    Dropped from competition on Afghanistan Idol, AND SHE’S NOT HAPPY!!! NOT HAPPY AT ALL!!!!!!!

  83. avatar Joel says:

    Hi honey, wanna bang?

  84. avatar MarcusAurelius says:

    The ghost of Ramadan future.

    (honest, it’s not anti-muslim)

  85. avatar Joel says:

    OK Ahmed, you’ve got exactly 7.62 seconds to explain why you’re late!

  86. avatar Joel says:

    In Afghanistan it’s not the clothing, it’s the accessories that really make a woman stand out from the crowd.

  87. avatar Joel says:

    Burka…………. $47.50 at Kabul WalMart
    Koran………….$17.97 on Amazon
    The look on Ahmed’s face when he sees his anniversary present from his lovely(?????) wife…..PRICELESS!!

    1. avatar BT in Afghan says:

      Burqa only $7.00 can be bought for less. My friend for you special low price.

  88. avatar Joel says:

    TAKE THE FUCKIN’ PICTURE ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!

  89. avatar RockThisTown says:

    These are from my cold, dead Talibans . . . . and I didn’t even have to pry.

  90. avatar Joel says:

    A rare sneak peak at Disney’s newest attraction, “It’s A Smelly World”

  91. avatar Joel says:

    Is it really dark out here or is it just me?

  92. avatar Joel says:

    Sit here he says. Hold my AK and my Koran he says. I’ll be right back he says. That was 2 days ago. I’m beginning to wonder……………

  93. avatar Joel says:

    Here I sit, all dolled up, showered (last week), put on my best burka (I know, I look hot in black), put on my most sexy perfume (Eau de Sheep), and the bastard stands me up!

  94. avatar RockThisTown says:

    An Obamacare health policy & the tool used to enforce it.

  95. avatar Joel says:

    If I were you mister, I’d choose my words very carefully. VERY CAREFULLY!!

  96. avatar Pat says:

    Cover of worlds least successful swimsuit magazine.

  97. avatar Joel says:

    Does this burka make me look fat? It’s ok honey, just be honest.

  98. avatar Joel says:

    When mama ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy.

  99. avatar RockThisTown says:

    Is that a gun in your burqa or are you just glad to see me?

  100. avatar RockThisTown says:

    Nancy Pelosi finally gets a flattering dress.

  101. avatar Dustin Eward says:

    There will be a day of reckoning for you, non-believer! A totaling of sums, a snapping of necks, and you shall count yourselves among the damned!

  102. avatar Scotty says:

    “I’d walk a mile for some toilet paper.”

  103. avatar utdmatt says:

    In Soviet Russia, porn finds you! (If you accidentally click on the damn picture…)

    1. avatar Matt in FL says:

      Man, you guys gotta get better ad blockers. I clicked on the picture, and only found the same picture again with a bunch of comments. I had to turn it off to see what all the comments were about.

  104. avatar DirgeNYS says:

    Pictured: Joe Musashi, 18, receiving top honors for ranking 1st in the firearms portion of the Koga Ninja Academy shinobi munitions course.

  105. avatar Rikoshay says:

    Holly Shiite !

  106. avatar Eric says:

    I fight for MY rights.

  107. avatar Neon says:

    Oh Sh*t!

  108. avatar Tom says:

    It so happens that the person in the burqa has a highly collectable AK mag. Its the aluminum alloy AK mag that the Russians made circa early 1960s

  109. avatar JAS says:

    Drone fired hellfire missile strikes in 3……2…..1……

  110. avatar Rallo says:

    “Praise Allah and pass the Ammo.”

  111. avatar JAS says:

    Dianne Feinstein’s Middle Eastern Doppelgänger……

  112. avatar Mitchell! says:

    “Ever get that Not-So-Fallujah feeling?”

    “Try Koran-Tex. “

  113. avatar DanRRZ says:

    Top Shot: Jihad Edition Winner Sandima Box posing with newly acquired hardware.

  114. avatar IdahoPete says:

    Accursed spawn of a camel infidel! I will shoot you with my Koran-approved AK as soon as I chew some eye holes in this stinkin’ veil!

  115. avatar tv says:

    Ted Nugent’s 2013 Halloween Costume

  116. avatar Crunkleross says:

    Booth Babe at the Fallujah Shot Show.

  117. avatar Jesus says:

    “The Grim Reaper decided his handy scythe, while reliable, was just too slow for the modern world.”

  118. avatar rlc2 says:

    CAIR proposes Unisex Uniform for the Dearborne Michigan Sharia Enforcement SWAT team.

  119. avatar Joel says:

    Test subject number 26 trying out Kabul Klothing Industries new activated charcoal fart blocking burka. How’s it going inside there Fatima? Fatima? You ok?

  120. avatar Joel says:

    OOOOOHHHHHH!!! Pretty red dot of light 2 meters in front of me. What this mean?

  121. avatar Sammy says:

    Ms. Jihad January 2014

  122. avatar Oscar says:

    This mall ninja trend is getting out of hand.

  123. avatar JW says:

    After she looked in his little black book disguised as a little black book – she grabbed his AK and patiently waited for the *** to get back from sowing his goats.

  124. avatar John says:

    Fatima’s ghillie suit needed a bit of work.

  125. avatar Gregolas says:

    Khandahar’s latest winner on “The Price is Right”.

  126. avatar Jeff says:

    She needs an IUD, not an IED!

  127. avatar Sal Y says:

    Hate seeing a perfectly good rifle thrown out in trash bags like that!

  128. avatar JC79 says:

    Dan Zimmerman, thank you for the free printable target.

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