[h/t DrVino – link is NSFW]
New, from G-Had Industries, the tactical burqa.
My wife, she is the bomb…
Some people who cling to their guns and religion are OK with Obama.
These would be the only ones
Look, if the guy from Waste Management threw you and the kids in the back of the truck, three weeks in a row, you’d be pissed too.
(to the tune of Running Bear)
Abdullah Mohammed loved little Fatima
with love big as an I E D
Abdullah Mohammed loved little Fatima
Cause under her burka he could not see.
Religion and guns: God gave us one to protect the other.
Natural, civil and Constitutionally protected right to keep and bear Allah
It’s an AK, aiming isn’t necessary.
It’s a dude.
How can you tell?
Unless this is a intentional spoof (she does look kinda dust free) i doubt it. Considering that’s an exclusively female clothing choice (or non-choice as the case may be) in Islamic culture.
My good man, you do realize that the whole point of photo caption contests is to write your entries in jest, don’t you?
PS I can tell by the pixels.
Sam, there are documented cases of Islamo-fascist men using burkas as disguises.
They may be crazy, but they are not stupid, and they know that Americans are reluctant to shoot at women (ROEs, you know).
There are also stories of men using burqas to get into a house and engage in an affair with a woman who otherwise couldn’t possibly have an opportunity to get laid (because of the constant monitoring by her male relatives).
Unless you’re a bad guy and trying to escape from a capture team – then it’s okay.
“The book? I read over the graves of the taliban after I shoot them. Love thine enemy and all that.”
hello. do you have a minute to talk about the Koran?
I like this one.
Given the presentation, locality, and attitude:
Rape me if you dare!
“You cursed brat, look what you’ve done. I’m melting, melting……”
-The final moment of the Wicked Witch of the Mideast.
Nobody ever dared to try throwing water on the Wicked Witch of the East after she got her AK.
Durhka, durkha, jihad.
Invisible man poses for AK award
The brother of the invisible man shot by the Three Amigos swore it would never happen to him.
“When the house burned down, I grabbed the two posessions I really care about.”
House made of mud are notoriously difficult to burn.
Cross dressing in the Taliban is more common than one might suppose.
In a burka no one knows you’re a dog?
Schrodinger’s cat, Jihadist edition.
Lost on the uninitiated.
Heisenberg is driving down the road with Schrodinger in the passenger seat when they get pulled over.
Cop says, “Sir, I clocked you doing 87 miles an hour.” Heisenberg replies, “Great, now I’m lost.”
About this time, the cop’s partner looks in the car and says to Schrodinger, “Sir, are you aware there’s a dead cat in the back seat?” Schrodinger replies, “I am now.”
[I shamelessly stole that from someone, and it may have been from someone here. I don’t care. It’s funny.]
I don’t care how much of a nerd it makes me to think that’s awesome.
It is funny!
Always messing things up, Matt. First line goes, ‘cop asks Heisenberg if he knows how fast he was going.’ To which Heisenberg replies, ‘no, but I know exactly where I am, sir!’
I’ve heard it both ways. My way is funnier, because I said it.
Get back in your cage.
Cousin It has joined the jihad.
+10 on that baby boomer reference.
DHS shows off its new uniforms for the employees stationed in the 100 mile zone.
Aabish has the only copy of Transformer on DVD in the entire village and she’ll be damned if anyone else puts their hands on it.
After the Shire debacle, the Nazgul get serious about hobbit hunting
Would that be a “Morgul Kalashnikov?” 😉
Have gun will travel.
Assa lamma lake um. Here’s the first of your 72 virgins!
PS you probably don’t want to look under the burka.
A salmi licker…
Trash bags have Second Amendment rights, too.
An Afghan satire of sexy Christian babes wearing crosses while holding a bible and an AR.
This is my Quran. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
We should ban AKs because Muslims have them, and they love peace, tolerance, and the good ‘ol USA.
The Ring Wraiths got an upgrade!
They’ve got high-capacity assault clips full of Morgul bullets now.
This is my bible. This is my gun. One is for killing. One is for fun……….I’m just not sure which is which.
That made me laugh
Just try to tag me on Facebook, I dare you…
None shall pass.
Jihadist Barbie. On the shelves for Ramadan 2014.
Afghani Dutch Oven
Do they wear black underwear too? How sexy is that!
Perhaps the whole point of the burka is male fantasies – you don’t know if she’s wearing anything under there, much less a black Victoria Secret thong. But without the burka you may not even care.
If it’s truly Taliban, then no underwear. Cuz there wasn’t any in the time of the Prophet, and so the lack of it is definitely good, whereas the presence can be bad – you never know.
Are your goats old enough to learn about Allah?
Ebeneezer! Ebeneezer Scrooge! We’re going far into Ramadan future.
Needs more cowbell!
New to Wal-Mart big Joe bean bag chair with optional AK holder.
“This is my Quran, that is my gun. This one’s for jihad, that one’s for fun.”
The debate rages whether Islam is a peaceful religion or not.
On one hand, some say it is peaceful, on the other hand some say it is war like. As illustrated by the photo above, that would be right hand, left hand respectfully.
Family Guy Outtake – “Death match winner”.
“The Great Unveiling Is At Hand!”
Miss January! Hobbies include smelling like a birkenstock, body hair, illiteracy and sewing suicide vests. She likes a man with a huge guilt-trip and tiny penis, not that he’ll live long enough to use it.
You should see what’s concealed.
And that would be????
Jeff Spicolli, on the run from a federal drug beef after he had a really good time at Ridgemont High, found the perfect disguise and place to hide. With an AK to protect his stash and a ready supply of rolling papers he felt at ease enough to send a selfie home to his folks.
I’d tap that.
More likely I’d double-tap that.
Clinging to our guns and Qurans.
Bringing the term “Bitter Clingers” to a whole new level. Still waiting for delivery of the “Real Desert” camouflage burka.
Obama as a teenager
OK, how can I carry concealed?
The Grim Reaper finally upgrades his scythe.
I await my own personal JDAM.
“Hello Sharp Shots, this is A’shadieeyah Al Awaki with this weeks trick shot. The squatting prayer position, shooting the eye of a camel at 20 paces.”
This thread is awesome
A lovely young brides wedding day. Dirka dirka mohamed jihad.
Look what my friend Barak got me. I didn’t have to do any paperwork or nothing!
At least she can’t drive.
Grim reaper; upgraded ordinance, but still no iPad…
Ok, I got my entry packet for the Midnight 3-Gun. Do you know who the other two gunners are, and do you think they’ll be able to see me?
Not just another pretty face, but she can read and shoot, too!
+1 It works for that neighbor HOOD.
Ha! Let’s see hot brass find its way into my cleavage this time!
Fatiema posts her picture on jihad.match.com
According to her profile she is age not important. (one of Mo’s wives was very young)
Likes reading koran and shooting infidels.
Prefers a mate strongly into jihad, but prefers they not kill infidels inside as it causes a mess which she will then have to clean up.
As you can see in her picture she was the Miss July 2013 centerfold for Peace Loving Religion Magazine. (yes she really is hot as you can clearly see. woman in burqa=hot)
You forgot… “your pic gets mine”
GREAT TARGET !!
Islam. All boom stick and no carrot.
“I can’t see.”
BT in Afgahn, woman, really?
It’s not my culture I don’t judge.
Yes you can have this lovely great looking wife for todays special price:
3 goats and 2 chickens
With prices like these you can’t go wrong.
Does she come with a sharp hatchet, to trim the hair on her legs?
No hair, well maintained. really
I personnally prefer light blue burqa.
Progress in woman’s rights, Al-Qaeda style!
That’s gotta impact your situation awareness.
Death trades Stalin his sickle for an AK.
Early arrival for the Kabul open carry rally.
That son of a goat herder Ahmed thought he could fool me with his little black book disguised as a Koran. Just wait ’til that bastard gets home.
The Ghost of Kalashnikov must wear this while earning his wings.
Hello, is Peggy, Kalashnikov customer service rep.
You really don’t want to click the picture, trust me. NSFW
The truth revealed: Shannon Watts, secret AK-47 fanatic, attempts to disguise her identity.
Afghani woman, ver. 7.62
I’ll trade you this book for some ammo.
Persian Gulf Gilley Suit
Future average British citizen before her first date.
Dropped from competition on Afghanistan Idol, AND SHE’S NOT HAPPY!!! NOT HAPPY AT ALL!!!!!!!
Hi honey, wanna bang?
The ghost of Ramadan future.
(honest, it’s not anti-muslim)
OK Ahmed, you’ve got exactly 7.62 seconds to explain why you’re late!
In Afghanistan it’s not the clothing, it’s the accessories that really make a woman stand out from the crowd.
Burka…………. $47.50 at Kabul WalMart
Koran………….$17.97 on Amazon
The look on Ahmed’s face when he sees his anniversary present from his lovely(?????) wife…..PRICELESS!!
Burqa only $7.00 can be bought for less. My friend for you special low price.
TAKE THE FUCKIN’ PICTURE ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!
These are from my cold, dead Talibans . . . . and I didn’t even have to pry.
A rare sneak peak at Disney’s newest attraction, “It’s A Smelly World”
Is it really dark out here or is it just me?
Sit here he says. Hold my AK and my Koran he says. I’ll be right back he says. That was 2 days ago. I’m beginning to wonder……………
Here I sit, all dolled up, showered (last week), put on my best burka (I know, I look hot in black), put on my most sexy perfume (Eau de Sheep), and the bastard stands me up!
An Obamacare health policy & the tool used to enforce it.
If I were you mister, I’d choose my words very carefully. VERY CAREFULLY!!
Cover of worlds least successful swimsuit magazine.
Does this burka make me look fat? It’s ok honey, just be honest.
When mama ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy.
Is that a gun in your burqa or are you just glad to see me?
Nancy Pelosi finally gets a flattering dress.
There will be a day of reckoning for you, non-believer! A totaling of sums, a snapping of necks, and you shall count yourselves among the damned!
“I’d walk a mile for some toilet paper.”
In Soviet Russia, porn finds you! (If you accidentally click on the damn picture…)
Man, you guys gotta get better ad blockers. I clicked on the picture, and only found the same picture again with a bunch of comments. I had to turn it off to see what all the comments were about.
Pictured: Joe Musashi, 18, receiving top honors for ranking 1st in the firearms portion of the Koga Ninja Academy shinobi munitions course.
Holly Shiite !
I fight for MY rights.
It so happens that the person in the burqa has a highly collectable AK mag. Its the aluminum alloy AK mag that the Russians made circa early 1960s
Drone fired hellfire missile strikes in 3……2…..1……
“Praise Allah and pass the Ammo.”
Dianne Feinstein’s Middle Eastern Doppelgänger……
“Ever get that Not-So-Fallujah feeling?”
“Try Koran-Tex. “
Top Shot: Jihad Edition Winner Sandima Box posing with newly acquired hardware.
Accursed spawn of a camel infidel! I will shoot you with my Koran-approved AK as soon as I chew some eye holes in this stinkin’ veil!
Ted Nugent’s 2013 Halloween Costume
Booth Babe at the Fallujah Shot Show.
“The Grim Reaper decided his handy scythe, while reliable, was just too slow for the modern world.”
CAIR proposes Unisex Uniform for the Dearborne Michigan Sharia Enforcement SWAT team.
Test subject number 26 trying out Kabul Klothing Industries new activated charcoal fart blocking burka. How’s it going inside there Fatima? Fatima? You ok?
OOOOOHHHHHH!!! Pretty red dot of light 2 meters in front of me. What this mean?
Ms. Jihad January 2014
This mall ninja trend is getting out of hand.
After she looked in his little black book disguised as a little black book – she grabbed his AK and patiently waited for the *** to get back from sowing his goats.
Fatima’s ghillie suit needed a bit of work.
Khandahar’s latest winner on “The Price is Right”.
She needs an IUD, not an IED!
Hate seeing a perfectly good rifle thrown out in trash bags like that!
Dan Zimmerman, thank you for the free printable target.
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