[h/t DrVino – clicking on image will take you to the NSFW source]
Nothing special there… Oh, wait – you didn’t grow up in my neighborhood, did you?
And you will STAY in this position until we find the Pop Tart!
We told you to stop putting chewing gum under the desks
This will be what happens when ObamaCare is mandatory. Oh wait.
We’ve secured the kids. Now, where’s that dog….
“Remember, children, if we don’t all love Dear Leader Obama no one gets out for recess!”
Spetznatz recruitment process, Phase 1. Catch ’em while they’re young.
“I’ll say it one more time. WHICH one of you said Gun!”
Oh wait, Fun?
We thought you said Gun.
Which one of you has a daddy that owns a gun?
I vote this for the win..
Back in the day we called this preposterous. Now we call it cavity search Fridays.
If the TSA would only let a cute girl do the prostate, I’d be able to check that one off the bucket list.
In Russia even children are criminals.
In Soviet Russia, Government controls You! Oh, wait…
Ya know , its just not funny. Hope it wasn’t here in America. No I pray to dear god that it wasn’t here in America.
AK, no sidearms showing and minimal gear on. I’d say it’s not America.
Those are Spetsnaz helmets….
The sad thing is that we even spend a moment wondering if it was in America.
How right you are. What have we become?
No MOLLE, and Krinkovs.
We are serious! If you kids don’t stop making gun shaped objects out of your food we will have to bring in hizzonors mrs and mrs Watt-Blumberg to BS you to death with made up stats. Who said “Unconstitutional”!!!!????????
In Soviet Russia, School searches you…daily.
Same in the U.S.
It’s for the children…
If you’re happy and you know it, face the wall.
“From half-court he throws it up and . . . .(swish) . . That’s the game!”
and you shake it all about.
“This children, is for you own protection…. now bend over!”
Who has my hamster?
Last time, face the wall and be quiet or we’re puttin’ you in the Hokey Pokey!
“Right, which one of you little bastards has that copy of the Constitution? We know there is one, our informants are everywhere. You know Tyrant Obama banned it. Now give it up.”
This is what happens when you click on a picture in Russia.
This is what happens to a disarmed populace.
Alright, you all know the new routine. It’s ROLL CALL!
Holy NSFW. Those warnings are just an “I dare you to click me” banner…
Anyhow, “Embrace mother Russia!”
Unquestioning obedience to authority is the highest virtue.
We’re from the government, and we are here to help.
Another finger gun, another school lock down.
2084? You’re quite the optimist aren’t you.
More like 2014!
Beta test for enhanced Google search
and in other weekend news, students at the newly renamed Senator Barbara Boxer High School in Sunnyvale, CA lined up for their pre-recess pat downs as part of the new security measures the good senator sponsored. . . . .
which way to the end of the bread line ?
We don’t negotiate with civilians
Yeah, don’t bother clicking on that image. Source is not only NSFW, it’s also not safe for basic porn enjoyment.
What are you guys doing looking for images on a trashy, two-bit, Russian site like that?
I think it was from google images, and instead of using the volitile google copy, they used the one from the host site.
During the 70’s I remember getting under my desk and tucking my head between my legs kissing my ass good bye in case of nuclear attack, at least that was some what voluntary and non invasive
Photo – I don’t see a problem, the children appear to be complying and not crying like little kids with the up against the wall motherfuckers command with Darth Vader standing by
During cavity search there may be some crying
I would suggest that the criers are sent to the back of the line and searched again for a 2nd chance to suck it up
Fail #2, searches will continue until the morale improves
Must really suck being a kid in North Korea
Michelle Obamas “let’s move” police encouraging our schools to help kids to eat better, and get healthy.
Put your hands on the wall kids, lunch inspections will commence in one minute!
In soviet Russia school shoots YOU up.
Transmissions from another planet has arrived. This transmitted photo shows incredibly different yet similar physiology and culture. they have oppressive enforcement officials like us but their people appear as smal like our children.
The elementary school children who would not pledge allegiance to President Obama were lined up in the halls…
Little would foolish American’s know, but behind this wall lies a great evil, and these childeren were all that was holding it back!!
Alright!! – Who FARTED????
… and you will stay in this position until we safely remove all the images of Idaho from every last map in this building!
After the spitball incident, the children were lined up searched and drug tested. Those who failed to have the mandated Prozac and Ritalin in their system will have new parents that will comply with Obama care.
Listen children, we’re doing this for the children. Wait we’re doing this for you, well some of you anyway. Or a few of you. Ok a couple of you kids on the end. Wait, f$&k it, which one of your mom and dads have guns at the house? Just answer and you can all go to recess!!!
New York Fire Drill
Since they don’t know how to aim, the kids are alright…
It’s an image from Russia though a fitting symbolic image of America’s fast evolving present and its future. The word “homeland” as used by the USG is similar (imo) and with the same weird association as “motherland” (USSR) and “fatherland” (Nazi Germany).
Remember children! Is training film to AMERIkan Children to know to “ASSUME THE POSITION!” whenever Party Memb- I say GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL orders it. All must be smiling now!
Kindergarten Cop, Mother Russia Style
I have a few questions, and I want to have them answered immediately…
Who is your Daddy, and where is his gun?
These new school resource officers are working out great…
Take your dad to work day was going great, until little Johnnys dad offered a demonstration of what the TSA does
Don’t click on the photo, folks.
Don’t worry kids, if you like your teacher, you can keep your teacher, period, end of story.
“Gee Officer Krumke, Krumke-you!”
No wonder all the kids are asking Santa for bullet proof vests.
“Teach your children well”
In Soviet Russia law breaks you!!!
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