Italian Clown Car
beat me to it!
“Should we get a bigger car, or a smaller gun, mates?”
In celebration of the glorious revolution, the communist party leaders decided to parade their most magnificent and enviable creation: the Carabinieri 112. The police model is seen above with its roaring 1.25L motor and a recently developed roof-top shooting port. Armor is to in added in later models.
Fiat 500 had just 500 c.c. two cylinder… with 1.25 l it would fly!
And there’s twenty more in the backseat!
To be read in the beat of the same European siren: Too Late, Too Late, Too Late…
Common sense measures taken to keep vehicles of war off our streets.
“Too close for missiles, I’m switching to guns….”
“Ay’a Tony! Lookatta me! Im’a da freakin POPE!”
“Now Amanda, you get back here right this second!”
“What do you mean you already arrested Dong?”
Should be able to squeeze more clowns in that car.
Due to budget cutbacks by the government the Italian Army was forced to remove the turrets from their Armed Personnel Carriers.
Absolutely incorrect statement. Iveco LMV armored vehicles “Lince”, exported across the world, will replace their existing turrets with remote control turrets.
P.S. We are in Afghanistan because our “dear American friends” have asked…and now they deride us as well!
Georgio peddle faster.
That car is so small, I almost gave it the motorcycle wave.
Rispettare la mia authoritah!!
Lol. Italian Cartman.
US police agencies watch the roll out of the 2015 EPA approved Police Cruiser line.
NYPD squad car.
cc’s or caliber? You make the call
Where’s the Beef?????
Officer Keystone won’t run over Mayor Quimby’s prize beagle with the MRAP ever again!
Who ever got the call, they didn’t speak Italian well.
They asked for an “Armored” Car not “Armed” Car.
Maybe the same word in Italian?
See? SWAT teams do need MRAPs. Here we see the alternative…
The post recession police states isn’t quite as scary.
I’m sorry. This one just has me at a loss for words altogether. Wow.
Lost in Translation: Italian S.W.A.T. responding to disturbance are told it will be a “media circus,” so they crammed the whole 12-man team into one tiny car.
Drive me closer, I want to hit them with my bayonet
Detroit’s bankruptcy caused small changes throughout their government, including the police department.
New Federal grants now available for circus and carnival SWAT teams.
Those Open Carry guys have to be around here somewhere!
Security became tight along the yellow brick road after reports of a lion and tiger and bear! Oh my! They had yet to hear of flying monkeys!.
One Word: Sequestration
Pedal Faster! They’re Getting Away!
This may be the only country we are not sending our tax money to. If we were, the cop would be in a hummer…
And for backup they have a trained Chihuahua in the back.
Wrong country,…. Mexihole has the trained Attack Chihuahua’s – 15 for a Dollar or one lame one for a peso.
Luigi misread the prescription and took the whole bottle of viagra. He spent the rest of the day stuck in the moonroof.
“Faster Poppa Smurf, FASTER!”
Urrà per cavalleria militari!
The new Italian Tank The “Carabinier 1”!
Come equipped with a 12 gauge cannon and 360 degree field of fire.
Police militarization is getting out of hand.
Hey, we still got more car than 90% of the population here.
Queue the Benny Hill music.
shoot frontways for brakes, and rearwards for afterburners, right?
Kim Jong Un’s little man syndrome is beginning to make sense.
To make room in the budget for the new MRAP, Johnson county was forced to make tough decisions with the rest of their vehicle lineup.
Big Ben, Parliament…
“I got shotgun! “
“No you don’t. You got Beretta BM 59.”
The Chief said we had to either get smaller cars or smaller guns…..priorities are priorities man!
“Okay, I see the skid marks so I know somebody’s been “drifting” and I’m here to do something about it.”
Grand Theft Auto: Mario Kart. Coming soon from Rockstar Games.
Icelands SWAT team.
How dutch ovens are done italy.
It’s a carbine auto…
Today, the Italian State Police unveiled their latest SWAT vehicle, the Fiat 500+1, dubbed the “Kicka-Yu-Assa”. A police spokesman appreciated the desire to use a FIAT, bt expressed hope than in a few years they can at least get a four-seater.
Extremely surprised that nobody else has used this overused caption.
Operator as Fu*k!
The Cobra Firearms float in the Tournament of Roses Parade.
“Stop leaning so far–we’ll tip over again.”
Fast, Law Enforcement Assault vehicle (FLEA)
Weight: 536 Kilos (Dry Weight), 924 Kilos (Fueled, Crew & Weapons)
Crew: 4 (Driver, Radio Operator, Tactical Member, Moon Roof Gunner)
Speed: 90 KPH (Max)
Range: 560 Kilometers
MEANWHILE, in Italy…
We’ll never catch up if you don’t stop shooting at them!
All I could hear was a calliope playing. I would like to see where the little trunk monkey rides.
This is an old Fiat 500, never been supplied to the Carabinieri and not even the new one. You can also see pictures of Carabinieri on board the Lotus Evora S, but even this is not a standard car.
I hope that no one has really believed in this it
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