Personal Defense Tip: Watch Out for the Midnight Munchies

You’re looking into the eyes–well, almost into the eyes–of a man who really likes tacos. Not in a ‘Get Late At The Bell’ kind of way, or even in a ‘Chuy’s Is The Best Fast Food In The World!’ kind of way. Instead, 28 year-old Adam Kramer allegedly likes tacos (free tacos, anyway) so much that he was apparently willing to go to prison and make a complete fool of himself for a plate full of them. He threatened an waitress with his sword, but she still completely pwned him and he never got his tacos. And now he’s going to prison. But it still should have been a DGU, because that would have prevented the other armed robbery that he attempted just a few minutes later. Happily, nobody got hurt.

Make the jump over to The Truth About Knives for the details.

 

comments

  1. avatar Jim R says:

    Does this guy remind anyone else a little of Rob Schnieder?

  2. avatar KCK says:

    Alias:
    Billy Crystal?

    1. avatar Justin R says:

      Cross between Crystal and Johnny Depp in my opinion…

  3. avatar pwrserge says:

    Pro tip: Gun beats sword.

  4. There can be only one!

    1. Lolz “gimme some taco fo I samurai yo ass biatch!”

    2. avatar jwm says:

      And it ain’t him.

  5. avatar IdahoPete says:

    Sounds like a lethal DGU would have represented Darwinian selection for this dweeb ….

  6. avatar 5Spot says:

    Looks like he is chewing a little corner of a taco in the photo.
    Guess what I’m eating…!

  7. avatar Chas says:

    Should have been a John Belushi skit….

  8. avatar El Mac says:

    What does “pwned” mean?

    1. avatar Steve says:

      “pwned” is a misspelling (often purposeful) of “owned,” which is gamer lingo for “soundly defeated.”

      1. avatar El Mac says:

        Thanks! But why the purposeful misspelling? What am I missing? It looks rather retarded….

        1. avatar KCK says:

          Because the P is right next to the O and people got used to not correcting it because fast typers in blogs dnt chack wat there righting.

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