Megan Fox Puts A Hex on Murderer’s Father

“A wisecrack about bombshell actress Megan Fox spurred a South Miami teen to murder his father, a jailhouse informant told jurors Tuesday,” miamiherald.com reports. “Jason Beckman, on trial for killing his politician father in April 2009, confided to fellow jail inmates that just before the shooting, the young man had asked his father about the raven-haired Transformers star.” Nope. He didn’t ask Dad for Fox’s character’s name (Mikaela Banes). “‘His father told him he wouldn’t know what to do with that,’ the inmate, Michael Nistal, told Miami-Dade jurors. [Jason] Beckman, who prosecutors say talked openly for years about hating his father, grew enraged. ‘So he went and got a shotgun and blew his [father’s] head off. He missed his [father’s] head and shot his [father’s] face and part of his [father’s] neck,’ the inmate said.” So much for you can’t miss with a shotgun. INSERT SOMETHING FUNNY ABOUT FOX HUNTING HERE.

 

comments

  1. avatar GS650G says:

    Megan has wonderful lips/////

  2. avatar Rob.G says:

    No, there’s nothing funny about murdering your father.

  3. avatar PhoenixNFA says:

    Dads: don’t joke with your sons if they are psychotic.

    1. avatar Cliff H says:

      And know the combination to your gun safe.

  4. avatar KCK says:

    Sorry for the analogies but..
    You come home and before you are able to smell gas, you flick on a light, the arc from the switch ignites the gas and blows up your house.
    See, it’s all your fault, you blew up your house.

    At the same time, don’t use a match for a light source to do your fireworks inventory.

  5. avatar Matt in FL says:

    I have nothing of substance to offer to this conversation. I’m gonna go watch the video again.

    1. avatar GS650G says:

      Some of those scenes are worthy of still frame.

  6. avatar chuck (hates nj) says:

    http://youtu.be/7CzVxraFZOA the dictator was actually funny.

  7. avatar Jay says:

    I have to say this is a far better excuse than “my dog told me to.”

  8. avatar Roll says:

    Yum, Megan Fox…what article?

  9. avatar Michael nieto says:

    This is gun related how
    ps have seen megan fox in person at a promotional event a she looked great in person

  10. avatar ropingdown says:

    Just goes to show, a pretty woman can make you forget awfully fast that the post was about a psychotic kid blowing his dad’s face off. Until you remember.

  11. avatar Ralph says:

    Dunno if you’ve seen pics of her lately. Between the cheek filler and lip engorgement, she looks awful.

    1. avatar Jeh says:

      Hasn’t she always? Not bad in the new Call of Duty commercial but still “eh” at best.

      1. avatar Matt Richardson says:

        I’ve never understood the world’s Megan Fox fetish, personally.

        1. avatar Actually says:

          Yeah, she and Kate Upton have to be the most overrated “good looking celebrities” within the past 5 years or so.

          Mind you, I’m not saying they’re ugly. It’s just that they’re really not nearly as amazing as they’re made out to be.

    2. avatar Jeff says:

      like most of these starlets, she looked much better before anyone knew her name.

    3. avatar Anonymous says:

      Kirsten Weiss is hotter. – and she likes guns!

      Win * Win

  12. avatar Jeh says:

    Must be a slow day.

  13. avatar zem says:

    Apparently noone has noticed her toe thumbs, like that episode of seinfeld with the man hands its a Total turn off..

  14. avatar Gregolas says:

    Headline; “Son Blasts Dad’s Brain Box When Told Too Plain for Megan Fox”

  15. avatar Chas says:

    In our youth, whenever my brother or I ooed and ahhhed over a beautiful young lady, my dad used to tell us that we were like a dog that chased a train – we wouldn’t know what to do with it if we caught it. It was just the way he kidded with us. Never once in my life did I ever want to rub him out for saying it.

    What is wrong with kids nowadays?

    1. avatar Ralph says:

      What is wrong with kids nowadays?

      No sense of humor.

    2. avatar OODAloop says:

      I don’t know. If I had been able to get my hands on Erin Gray (in Buck Roger’s apparel), Pamela Hensley, or Catherine Bach I’m sure we would have talked about the first thing to come up…

  16. avatar TheBear says:

    What does the fox say?

    1. avatar Ralph says:

      “Please don’t throw me into that brier patch. It’ll ruin my mascara.”

    2. avatar Daniel Silverman says:

      Lord please no!!!! I have been subjected to listening to that song twice now. That was two times to many!

  17. avatar Daniel Silverman says:

    uhm what? I lost my train of thought watching the video. Oh well..

  18. avatar Hannibal says:

    Kid who gets that upset over nothing probably wouldn’t even get it in before losing it…

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