BREAKING: Dianne Feinstein’s D.C. House Catches Fire

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The Daily Caller is reporting that Dianne Feinstein’s D.C. home caught fire late Monday afternoon, closing down the street for part of the day as the fire department worked to contain the flames. The fire was extinguished without any injuries, but it was unclear whether there was much damage to the $6.3 million 1930s-era Washington D.C. home. There was no comment from Feinstein’s staff about the incident, but needless to say there’s a pool running right now over whether she blames the fire on gun rights supporters or opponents of her pro-NSA wiretapping policies. Because we all know that personal responsibility isn’t exactly in her wheelhouse.

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  1. avatar Steve says:

    Oh darn.

  2. avatar Bryan says:

    Too bad spontaneous combustion isn’t on the list!

    1. avatar Cliff H says:

      Pretty good bet the fire didn’t start in the bedroom.

      1. avatar Lucas D. says:

        Ba-zing!

      2. avatar Matt in FL says:

        Heh.

      3. avatar disthunder says:

        Cause of the fire has been traced to her closet.
        Cuz her pants were on fire.

  3. avatar benny says:

    LOLZERS!!!

  4. avatar Nine says:

    It probably was started when a particularly plump child exploded and sent grease everywhere.

    She eats children you know.

    1. avatar BillC says:

      Holy Hell, I just laughed out loud in front of a crowd reading that.

    2. avatar Brian S says:

      I’ll bet the cauldron slipped off the hook in the fireplace… tragic

    3. avatar Lance says:

      Now come on you give Witches looks a bad name by comparing it to Dianne the turd.

  5. avatar C says:

    I haven’t left the house all day!

    1. avatar pwrserge says:

      I also have several dozen alibi witnesses.

  6. avatar DAN III says:

    Was the Marxist witch killed in the fire ?

    1. avatar Pat says:

      No, Stalin spit her ass right out of Hell after the witch was sent there. She will never die because the afterlife cant stand her.

      1. avatar Jus Bill says:

        Even Satan has some standards, you know.

  7. avatar Frank Masotti says:

    Couldn’t have happened to a nicer person. Ill put 20 that she blames the Republican party, or those of us of the gun.

    1. avatar jollyroger says:

      It was Bush’s fault

  8. avatar DrVino says:

    ” $6.3 million 1930s-era Washington D.C. home”

    1. avatar jwm says:

      That’s not a house. It’s a walled compound. Put one hand on the top of the wall and see how many full autos are pointed in your face.

      I said this about Ted Kennedy. Lived in a walled compound. Had an armored limo and sub gun toting bodygaurds. But he claimed to know what a working class American needed for a better life. The only working class Americans that douche knew were the hookers he was abusing.

      1. avatar Ardent says:

        You got me thinking of the bumper stickers you used to see “Ted Kennedy’s car has killed more people than my gun”.

        1. avatar jwm says:

          i believe Teddy would have been president if not for that unorthadox car wash.

      2. avatar MichaelB says:

        Well, if two of your brothers were assassinated, wouldn’t you be a little bit more protective? Denis Leary said it best.

  9. avatar Don says:

    Her net worth in 2003 was about $26 million, making her the 5th wealthiest senator at the time. By 2005 her net worth was estimated around $99 million. Senators must make a lot of money (either that or she’s doing a ton of moonlighting using her BA in History somewhere)! Who knows what she’s worth now, but I’m sure she could just buy another multi-million dollar house.

    1. avatar DrVino says:

      More to the point: 1) how much time does she spend in California, and 2) isn’t it obvious just how immensely she is removed from the realities of the ordinary existences of her constituents in her home state?

      1. avatar Accur81 says:

        I wonder how much she pays in taxes. Part of me has this sneaking suspicion that she gets exemptions from that just like everything else.

        1. avatar Jus Bill says:

          Zero in DC.

    2. avatar William Burke says:

      Insider trading! It’s not a crime in the United States Senate.

      1. avatar seth says:

        Don’t forget about the bidless government contracts she gets for her husband.

        1. avatar Keith in TX says:

          ^ True, very true.

      2. avatar Ralph says:

        Insider trading! It’s not a crime in the United States Senate.

        It was outlawed late last year.

        http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB10001424052702303299604577323703044261464

        1. avatar gemalo says:

          That doesn’t mean they will be prosecuted. They have no regard for the law. They are just for us peons.

  10. avatar Kevin A. says:

    We need to ban assault matches.

  11. avatar Southern Cross says:

    DiFi shouldn’t breath on the drapes.

  12. avatar Lucas D. says:

    Gee whiz, Senator: Did Hansel and Gretel trick you into the oven again?

  13. avatar John in Ohio says:

    I always figured a house would fall on her. Perhaps her and other Marxists in government are trying to convert assets into insurance claims because they know what they’re doing to the nation’s economy and the future of private property ownership under the Central Committee.

    1. avatar Lucas D. says:

      Pretty sure that’s how her sister died, too.

      1. avatar Airgun21 says:

        +1000 for that!

      2. avatar John in Ohio says:

        Lol. True, it’ll be water for this one. All hail, the Wicked Witch of the West!

        1. avatar Marcus Aurelius says:

          The tune the antis March to: oh wee oh, wee ooh-ooh… she’ll send the atf to get you and your little dog too. That’s why they try to keep the fires far away in Texas, so no one comes at her with a bucket of water trying to save her. I’m sure there’s more.

  14. avatar Keith in TX says:

    What a terrible injustice… that the wicked witch of the west wasn’t soaked while extinguishing the fire.

  15. avatar ErrantVenture11 says:

    This kind of thing happens when your pants are on fire constantly from all the lying.

  16. avatar jirdesteva says:

    She blames the gun.

  17. avatar Dirk Diggler says:

    Boys – all I have to say is this shows the power of prayer and having a personal relationship with the Almighty.

    Now time to work on my Shannon Watts(TM)(aka SUNSHINE) turning into a stripper prayer . . .

  18. avatar Wayne Helms says:

    Damn had we only banned large capacity water tanks on fire trucks !!!

    1. avatar Bruce L. says:

      Hope the fire department didn’t use any high capacity hoses.

      1. avatar Evan says:

        No water hoses with muzzles over .50 caliber! Who needs that much (fire?) power!

  19. avatar Mark says:

    Probably spontaneous combustion from all the hot air this harridan constantly spews. Actually I doubt the NRA had anything to do with it. It is probably George Bushs fault.

  20. avatar RockOnHellChild says:

    6.3 million dollar home…? Corruption and backdoor dealings pays well, don’t they…

    1. avatar mark_anthony_78 says:

      So much for being humble servants/representatives of the people, eh?

  21. avatar DaveL says:

    Did she leave her pants outside the fireproof box again?

  22. avatar Roll says:

    Hold your breath and wait DIFI, I’ll come back and talk to you when I care.

  23. avatar johnyappleseed says:

    she should stop it with the tannerite targets already

  24. avatar Avid Reader says:

    I wonder if they saved her ammo stash?

  25. avatar Aharon says:

    Wow! I gotta do this metaphysical visualizing stuff more often.

  26. avatar the ruester says:

    She finally saw the 3d printed 1911.

  27. avatar jimmyjames says:

    No matter what really happened…it was an AR.

    1. avatar Jay1987 says:

      So that’s what happened to my AR yesterday…. I was wonderin where it ran off to. Damn thing come in at 0200 I dunno whether to punish it or reward it.

      1. avatar jwm says:

        Might want to delouse it if its been anywhere near difi’s place.

  28. avatar leebeef says:

    Personally, I don’t like fires, arson, as this is not the way to give justice to this wicked person. I feel she should be voted out, impeached legally. I don’t think arson or violence is the solution as this is too simple a fix for a complicated problem is not the answer. I believe she will get hers as soon as people vote, and see what damage she has caused to freedom and the Constitution and rights to bear arms. This is not the America I grew up in.

    1. avatar Evan says:

      People do vote, and they vote for her. It’s amazing what dumbing down a population does for the likelihood of a progressive being reelected.

    2. avatar GS650G says:

      You realize what state she represents, right?
      Make sure your campaign to replace her promises lots of free shit and includes ads in Spanish. Also hire body guards, you will need them in some neighborhoods and in general as you canvas the state.

    3. avatar sandra says:

      She needs to be arrested and tried for treason in a Constitutional court, with people who actually understand the Constitution sitting in the jury.

  29. avatar Model 31 says:

    My guess is this happened when some of the embers from the Constitution got out of the fireplace.

    1. avatar Matt in FL says:

      This is the winning comment. I don’t care that this wasn’t a contest. This wins anyway.

  30. avatar Mediocrates says:

    Diane Feinstein has a 6.3 million dollar home? Oh that’s right… I forget. The government is us.

    1. avatar Jus Bill says:

      “…a 6.3 million dollar home” in DC. In addition to her SF mansion.

      There – FIFY.

  31. avatar Neez says:

    All that methane gas from the pile of shit she calls a Bill must have finally ignited.

  32. avatar Chris from Iowa says:

    This is what happens when you hold congress with the beast and summon his infernal majesty in the basement without proper precautions. She was probably sacrificing a copy of Rush Limbaugh’s latest book to conjure another draft of an AWB.

  33. avatar Rick says:

    Reichstag fire??

  34. avatar Timbo says:

    It has to be burned down so we could see what was in it? Or was that Obamacare?

  35. avatar GS650G says:

    $6.3 million 1930s-era Washington D.C. home.

    Nice to see her afford such a crib as a representative of her area. Sure helps to have hubby make so much money on the sweetheart deals she funnels to him.
    Nancy has her beat, making millions on Visa stock after she helped them get regs passed they benefited from.

  36. avatar TheSleeperHasAwakened says:

    That witch really is Hell on Earth!

  37. avatar TJ says:

    The fire started in the basement when her reloading supplies ignited

  38. avatar Notguiltfree says:

    How much evidence did she get rid of!

  39. avatar PNG says:

    Hmm, first story I’ve heard about a bridge burning in DC.

  40. avatar Airgun21 says:

    I wonder if she had fire extinguishers…or believes that only Firemen should have Assault Fire Extinguishers.

    I can’t say I’m upset by this news. She’s scum and it’s nice to see bad things happen to bad people…

  41. avatar Cknarf says:

    It’s always sad to hear someone losing a home, even if they happen to be Diane Feinstein.

    It’s not like she can’t just buy a new one anyways.

  42. avatar Sammy says:

    That place looks like a fortress. Too bad the Benghazi compound wasn’t as fortified.

  43. avatar Dave says:

    Looks like Karma is finally starting to pay her a visit. But to her, the damage cost will be like us spending fifty cents in a vending machine. Hope Karma does a better job next time.

  44. avatar Ralph says:

    Her straw broom must be highly flammable. I wonder how she’s going to get back to Cali now.

  45. avatar niceguns says:

    The fire didn’t kill her, she melted from the water.

  46. avatar Grizzly90LA says:

    I’m miffed by the fact that she didn’t burn down with the house of die of smoke inhalation.

  47. avatar Excedrine says:

    And I care because…?

  48. avatar Jason says:

    How does she afford a 6 million dollar home on a Senators pay?

    Secondly, I thought she was the Senator from California, not D.C. Does it bother Californians that she does not even reside in their own state?

    1. avatar Matt in FL says:

      What makes you (and others who have asked the same question) think it’s her only house? Some of you are acting like owning a house in D.C. precludes owning one in CA.

      1. avatar MichaelB says:

        People don’t know that to be elected, you pretty much have to have deep pockets.

        Which is why it’s amazing that Barack was elected because he has zero job experience, zero business skills. With Kerry, I can expect something from someone who married into money.

  49. avatar Mike says:

    Her pants caught fire.

  50. avatar JWhite says:

    A shame she wasn’t in it while it burnt to the ground.

    On a lighter note… We should ban fires! Protect the children!

  51. avatar Jus Bill says:

    I read in the Ghosts of DC a while back that 100 years ago congress critters lived modestly in boarding houses. Now it seems they live opulently in bawdy houses. Ah, for the good old days when you could walk up to one on the street and converse as they were walking home…

  52. avatar FahQ says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH…….(deep breath)………HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  53. avatar Lemming says:

    Clearly needed more asbestos.

  54. avatar gemalo says:

    All is well. She had her guns stored properly in a fireproof safe

  55. avatar Louis says:

    One of her spells must have backfired.

  56. avatar John Dennis says:

    I could have brought a bag of marshmallows to the party.

  57. avatar Quiet, Please says:

    Well, God, I suppose I should have specified that she be IN the house when it caught fire. I swear, you’re almost as bad as Satan with the fine print.

  58. avatar Steve says:

    It’s a shame she was not trapped in it

  59. avatar Jim says:

    I guess she must have cut corners on fire and electrical codes when it was built. At that value, it was obviously built at OUR expense, through her favorable votes for her and Pelosi’s husbands’ businesses… Too bad it did not go all down, with her and ALL her Congressional thug friends inside – Schumer, Boxer, Pelosi, etc ad nauseum. We could have all roasted some strange fruit over THAT fire!

  60. avatar Kevin G. says:

    couldnt have happened to a better bitch!

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