“Leghorn and Farago spend a weekend on the river.”
Always carry. Never tell. Never!
Crockett & Tubbs faced an IAD inquiry after one too many people asked to see the pieces they were packing.
What is seen cannot be unseen.
Alas, the window which blocked this view was broken.
Ok guys really? I didn’t give you permission to print my photo! 😉
Of course we know how to relax and have a good time; Witness this photo. . .
Hang out with Sock-It and Flubbs on the next episode of My Hairy Yikes!
“Goose, you big stud. Take me to bed or lose me forever.”
Heat. Its the only thing they are packing.
Fire Island Security.
Just because you CAN doesn’t mean you SHOULD.
Yes Carmen, the boys are doin’ good–only 24 years old and startin’ 10th grade already. They been watchin’ CHIPS and thinkin’ about bein’ motorcycle cops…
NBC’s hottest new series: “Key West Vice”
LOL! Perhaps they will finally catch a break in that body-paint smuggling case?
Or they’re secret service in the Key West Wing
The trailer park… it is strong in this photo
The concealed carry competition five minutes before being ruled unbeatable.
Low speed, low drag.
If your gun is covered by body-hair, does that count as concealed?
On a side note who wants to bet one of em married their cousin and the other took his sister to prom and was the only one to get lucky that night?
You got a redneck fetish?
Only slightly somethin bout a guy with 3 teeth and a closely related wife makes me giggle that and one of em kinda resembles Joe Dirt.
Starsky & Hutch model the original Miami Rig. And holsters too.
Dude the hell with concealment. clearly they are red shirts, undercover, from the Enterprise. Note the Tribble ( or Donald Trump’s hair piece) in the lower right of the picture. Clearly they have beamed down to prevent the Tribble incursion of 1985.
Come for the misogyny…
Stay for…whatever *that* is.
Remember Remember The 5th of November, the gunpowder plot and VICE, Vice,Vice (Miami!)
Locked, and bloated……
AMERICA! F*CK YEAH!
Barney Miller’s detectives wait to get their leisure suits back from the cleaners.
Speedo……….. we make the draw faster.
What do you mean, “This swimsuit is proof That I am compensating”?
If this turns into an “accidental discharge”, I’m leaving!
Ok, we lost the bet, can we change now?
What do you mean hot waxing is next?
I don’t always drink beer while carrying a gun, but when I do I prefer to be wearing a banana hammock
The agents of the Secret Service swimsuit calendar didn’t sell as well as had been hoped by the Obama administration. Unfortunately the calendar increased the national debt by 247 billion dollars while bringin in only 50 cents.
Early adopters of the new HKS Speedo Loader
Spurberry police mother f*****!
Super Troopers. Meow.
Porn ‘staches, perms, Speedos, shoulder rigs, Buds and muddy water. EWWWW! Thank God that they’re not glistening in tanning butter. There simply isn’t enough eye bleach for that.
Early promotional shot for the pilot of Starsky & Hutch.
There were a few changes to the script after the pilot episode and the television viewing audience responded.
ummm… i really don’t want to think of a clever comment on this photo. i really don’t want to think about this photo at all.
The writers of Guns and Ammo look for new jobs as models for “Dickhead Swimwear”!!
So, how was New York?
“We like to party”
Tired of being blamed for damaging the gun rights cause open carriers FINALLY come up with a plan to make sure no one notices the guns….
Finally it became clear how Hans and Franz had avoided being victims of violence.
Operator as f*ck.
rorschach test… Miami Vice style
Speedos, cheesy mustaches, revolvers, aviator glasses and Bud – you gotta love the ’80s!
Um, Dad? Is that you in this picture?
This pair arrived too late for the Magnum P.I. convention. They were both detained by TSA for carrying suspicious packages.
What open carry would look like in Europe.
Shark, prepare to be jumped!
After being searched by the TSA, they still made it onto the
Starski and Hutch, redux.
the dude abides
Dirk Diggler and Shannon Watts (TM) family photo at the river.
FPS Russia’s dads on vacation…
IWB just didn’t work.
Cold beer, cold water, hot lead.
The lifeguards are Lake Comeoniwannalaya take their job very seriously, just don’t turn your back on them…
“I got your banana clip right here . . .”
James Yeager, Dirk, and Shannon’s (TM) weekend on the river.
Operator as f**k.
Sick of being told that mixing alcohol and firearms was absolutely the stupidest thing they could do, Frank and Bill decided to prove just how wrong their wives were.
Barack Obamas Real Secret Service Men!!
The Zardoz twins were the actual inspiration for one of Sean Connery’s less successful movie roles.
Dirk Diggler and Matt in FL continue the hunt for Shannon Watts.
Promo shot for: “Brokeback 911”
Dick Gozinya and Buster Hymen star in Quentin Tarantino’s prequel to ‘Pulp Fiction’ titled ‘The Truth About Guns’.
Their sons would one day band together into the legend known as Carnik Con.
We’re from the government and we only want to help. *wink*
Policemen’s calendar photo shoot – July 1984
After being sold fake steroids, and drunk on cheap beer, they have come to get their money back.
Filming on the set of Gator III quickly devolved into… this.
“I like to think of Jesus like with giant eagles wings, and singin’ lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I’m in the front row and I’m HAMMERED DRUNK!”
Eric Holder (not pictured) on vacation with his two favorite body guards.
Tubbs and Crocket take a break for a swim during episode 27.
Due to massive budget cuts, Naval SEAL teams were issued minimal equipment.
Shrinkage, you never heard of shrinkage? I swear it’s just shrinkage.
Packin’ Heat and Packin’ Meat.
Crockett and Tubbs Europe
Would anybody else be proud as anything if either of those gents were their father?
Welcome to Louisiana!
A young Eric Holder and his ‘pal’ suck down a couple of Buds while they relax along the shores of the Big Muddy.
Conceal carry problems continue to plague Louisianan’s NRA swim team.
“What do you mean, ‘Where do we conceal the piece?'”
Dan Zimmerman & friend
Badges?! We don’t need no stinking badges!
This photo is so manly it just nocked up your sister
1. Informal. an utterly foolish or senseless person. (See Picture Above)
2. Psychology . (no longer in technical use; considered offensive) a person of the lowest order in a former and discarded classification of mental retardation, having a mental age of less than three years old and an intelligence quotient under 25.
1. fool, half-wit; imbecile; dolt, dunce, numskull.
The open carry movement has taken the next step. It’s your right to carry, it’s your right to be hairy, and damn it if you’re gonna let anyone tell you other wise.
How many guns do you see?
“O. K. Starsky, you distract them while I hide the evidence so no one will ever know we drank Budweisers!
Reno 911 on their day off.
If this is their idea of concealed carry, I don’t want to see their idea of open carry.
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