105 Responses to Weekend Photo Caption Contest

  1. Crockett & Tubbs faced an IAD inquiry after one too many people asked to see the pieces they were packing.

  2. Yes Carmen, the boys are doin’ good–only 24 years old and startin’ 10th grade already. They been watchin’ CHIPS and thinkin’ about bein’ motorcycle cops…

  3. On a side note who wants to bet one of em married their cousin and the other took his sister to prom and was the only one to get lucky that night?

  4. Dude the hell with concealment. clearly they are red shirts, undercover, from the Enterprise. Note the Tribble ( or Donald Trump’s hair piece) in the lower right of the picture. Clearly they have beamed down to prevent the Tribble incursion of 1985.

  5. The agents of the Secret Service swimsuit calendar didn’t sell as well as had been hoped by the Obama administration. Unfortunately the calendar increased the national debt by 247 billion dollars while bringin in only 50 cents.

  6. Porn ‘staches, perms, Speedos, shoulder rigs, Buds and muddy water. EWWWW! Thank God that they’re not glistening in tanning butter. There simply isn’t enough eye bleach for that.

  7. Early promotional shot for the pilot of Starsky & Hutch.

    There were a few changes to the script after the pilot episode and the television viewing audience responded.

  8. ummm… i really don’t want to think of a clever comment on this photo. i really don’t want to think about this photo at all.

  9. Tired of being blamed for damaging the gun rights cause open carriers FINALLY come up with a plan to make sure no one notices the guns….

  10. Speedos, cheesy mustaches, revolvers, aviator glasses and Bud – you gotta love the ’80s!

  11. This pair arrived too late for the Magnum P.I. convention. They were both detained by TSA for carrying suspicious packages.

  12. The lifeguards are Lake Comeoniwannalaya take their job very seriously, just don’t turn your back on them…

  13. Sick of being told that mixing alcohol and firearms was absolutely the stupidest thing they could do, Frank and Bill decided to prove just how wrong their wives were.

  14. Dick Gozinya and Buster Hymen star in Quentin Tarantino’s prequel to ‘Pulp Fiction’ titled ‘The Truth About Guns’.

  15. “I like to think of Jesus like with giant eagles wings, and singin’ lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I’m in the front row and I’m HAMMERED DRUNK!”

  16. A young Eric Holder and his ‘pal’ suck down a couple of Buds while they relax along the shores of the Big Muddy.

  17. idiot
    id·i·ot
    [id-ee-uht]
    noun
    1. Informal. an utterly foolish or senseless person. (See Picture Above)
    2. Psychology . (no longer in technical use; considered offensive) a person of the lowest order in a former and discarded classification of mental retardation, having a mental age of less than three years old and an intelligence quotient under 25.
    Synonyms
    1. fool, half-wit; imbecile; dolt, dunce, numskull.

  18. The open carry movement has taken the next step. It’s your right to carry, it’s your right to be hairy, and damn it if you’re gonna let anyone tell you other wise.

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