Weekend Photo Caption Contest

[h/t DrVino] Link NSFW

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  1. avatar Ross says:

    What goes up must come down

  2. avatar dph says:

    Screw a shotgun wedding, we’re having a AK wedding.

  3. avatar mark_anthony_78 says:

    ‘Cause If you liked it, then you shoulda put a sling on it …

    1. avatar Don says:

      Nice one Mark…you got my vote but I fear that few will get you “All the single ladies” reference.

      1. avatar mark_anthony_78 says:

        Should I be embarrassed that I know a Beyonce song?

        1. avatar Steve says:

          Yes. Yes you should.

        2. avatar Not So 1337 says:

          You should be embarrassed if you don’t know a beyonce song.

  4. avatar Scottlac says:

    Insert inevitable comment about trigger finger discipline here.

    1. avatar LJM says:

      Catch this bouquet bitches

  5. avatar Jay1987 says:

    I don’t!!!

  6. avatar William Burke says:

    HA HA! And you all said I’d never marry a Russian Bratva billionaire! Vodka for everyone!

  7. avatar DylanWV says:

    Now who is bride’s maid!

    1. avatar ropingdown says:

      They’re bridesmaids? When I clicked on the photo it took me to Russian PORN. Is this about web site mission creep, or just a fluke?

  8. avatar marlin says:

    Spoiler alert: Following that link is NSFW

    1. avatar Jay1987 says:

      Yea very. I think the TTAG staff need to chill on surfing russian porn sites. Specially after they got onto RF for posting scantily clad Israeli maidens.

    2. avatar Bigred2989 says:

      Yeah might want to repost that pic from photoshop or delete the thread entirely.

    3. avatar Fug says:

      I especially liked the guy with six large gauge piercings in his scrotum. That made the enchiladas in my gut do a somersault.

    4. Hot link killed. NSFW message posted. Sorry ’bout that.

  9. avatar Jay1987 says:

    Shannon Watts at her senior prom.

    1. avatar Daniel Silverman says:

      I think we got a winner right there lol

  10. Just tell Eric Holder you work for a drug cartel and get yourself a couple too!!

  11. avatar Jeff the Griz says:

    I couldn’t catch the bouquet so I blew it out of that other bitches hands…

  12. avatar Marcus Aurelius says:

    You’ll wear those bridesmaid’s dresses and you’ll fucking like it! Any questions?

  13. avatar Jeff the Griz says:

    I couldn’t catch the bouquet so I blew it out of that other beyatches hands…

    1. avatar Jeff the Griz says:

      Sorry thought the filter trashed my above comment.

  14. avatar MadMedic says:

    Wyatt F@?&/NG EARP!

  15. avatar Craig says:

    Sadly, she seems more manly than the guy with the brandy or wine who I’m assuming is her husband.

  16. avatar SD3 says:

    S’up, mah bitches!!!

  17. avatar MiketheHopsFarmer says:

    Raise your hand, you got it,
    Raise your hand, you know it,
    Oh Screw it, raise your fully auto ARMS,
    IF YOU’RE SURE.
    (Yes I’m a child of the ’80s when that commercial was everywhere.)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeNPWSa6-gA

  18. avatar Daniel Silverman says:

    One couple rejoices at their bridle registry EPIC WIN!

  19. avatar Nine says:

    The tin cans will be spent brass.

    1. avatar C says:

      That is a hell of an idea. I’m going to have to file that one away.

  20. avatar John L. says:

    Ah, Family weddings!

  21. avatar SpeleoFool says:

    In Soviet Russia, Prom Queen choose who dances.

    1. avatar Steve says:

      In Soviet Russia, action demands moms.

  22. avatar jwm says:

    3 seconds after this photo was taken the SWAT team showed up. When the new bride tried to show them that the guns were squirt guns full of vodka she became the new corpse bride.

    1. avatar speedracer5050 says:

      30 seconds before SWAT showed up jwm showed up and bought her guns for 3 cartons of American Cigarettes, And an American Made Cigarette Case!!

      1. avatar jwm says:

        When I was a young man 2 packs of Marlboros would have bought her. Inflation, I guess.

        1. avatar Avid Reader says:

          Although with the price of ciggies in NYC or Chicago these days, one pack may do it. . .

  23. avatar SpeleoFool says:

    “You thought I wouldn’t see you sneak out the back? We haven’t even cut the cake yet! This is MY day and you will leave WHEN I SAY YOU CAN LEAVE!”

  24. avatar SpeleoFool says:

    Honeymoon? We’re going to the jungle to hunt the Sniper Baboon! I’m gonna blow that sucker into last week!

  25. avatar crndl says:

    trigger finger! trigger finger!

  26. avatar robin says:

    What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

  27. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    Eric Holders wedding gifts.

  28. avatar JR LORENCZ says:

    Screw shotgun weddings. This is 2013, baby!!

    1. avatar Avid Reader says:

      Yeah, shotgun weddings are so two thousand and late.

      1. avatar Not So 1337 says:

        Saying two thousand and late is two thousand and late.

  29. avatar scooter says:

    Who objects NOW?

  30. avatar Marty the Lett says:

    Meet Boris and Ivana Tonokuov

  31. avatar DJStuCrew says:

    “Best wedding gifts EVER!”

  32. avatar Rick says:

    I said that EVERYBODY dances…NOW!!

  33. avatar speedracer5050 says:

    Boris and Natasha: “Where is Moose and Squirrel!! They not get away this time! The Bastards”!!

  34. avatar Mack Bolan says:

    I WILL be losing my virginity TONIGHT husband!!!!

  35. avatar Ninja what? says:

    Domistic violence prevention measures.

  36. avatar aaronw says:

    Nia Vardalos was said to have a wayward cousin who got married shortly after she did. This is the only known picture…

  37. avatar the ruester says:

    Something borrowed, something new…

  38. avatar Gov. William J. Le Petomane says:

    Someone needs to photo-shop a couple of muzzle flashes on this picture.

  39. avatar Jay1987 says:

    It’s rainin brass hallljuha its raining brass..

  40. avatar DanRRZ says:

    Mom, Dad, Look what uncle Vlad got us for a wedding gift!

  41. avatar Daniel says:

    This mom demands some action!!!

  42. avatar LongBeach says:

    “I cannot vait to be making hittings that badonkadonks!” said Jovan as he smoked his celebratory cigarette…

  43. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    The Zastava cartel version of the Macarena.

  44. avatar chuck (slave to nj) says:

    The winning model and pose for russias version of the statue of liberty.

  45. avatar Vhyrus says:

    I thought guns were outlawed in Jersey.

  46. avatar disthunder says:

    Registering at Izhmash: Best f**kin’ wedding gifts ever!!!

  47. avatar Mr. Bad Timing says:

    Something old, something crude, something pitted, something blued.

    Or-

    BUY A RUSSIAN BRIDE, AND SHE’LL GRAB TWO FISTFULS OF COLD, SLAVIC FURY BEFORE WE SLAP THE LID ON HER BOX.

    THIS WEEKEND ONLY AT CRAZY CHEKHOV’S RUSSIAN BRIDE IMPORTS!

    OR!-

    “Heh’. What do you think ol’ Tim’s gonna find when he goes for her Garter?”

  48. avatar C says:

    When a grown man can’t enjoy some russian porn this has stopped being an America i want to live in.

    1. avatar William Burke says:

      Is always Russia.

  49. avatar Phil says:

    “… Please speak now or forever hold your peace.”

    {silence}

  50. avatar ricrac says:

    …and this girls ees how ju stay virgin until wedding night in mehico! Yeeehaaah

  51. avatar tmm says:

    It’s MY wedding, dammit!

  52. avatar SpeleoFool says:

    To: My darling sister Nina
    From: Your brother Kyle

    Hope you like these. And, as always, have nice day.

    P.S. Don’t mess with Jack; the guy is not worth it.

  53. avatar KCK says:

    Not to worry.
    The toaster doesn’t match blender either.

  54. avatar JSD says:

    Click Me!

  55. avatar Jason says:

    In the end, Cheryl knew that the gift registry at Bass Pro Shop was the right move.

  56. avatar Bryan says:

    I did the groomsmen before the wedding! Any questions?

  57. avatar Bob says:

    The first take of that scene from Scarface: “Meet my little friend.”
    The director decided that this angle just didn’t work with the rest of the movie.

  58. avatar Rick says:

    If I want to wear White after Labor Day, I’ll damned well do it!

  59. avatar Nathan says:

    Nobody will notice the stains on my dress because I’m holding guns in an unsafe manner.

  60. avatar Luke C. says:

    Shots for all!

  61. avatar Piet Padkos says:

    Second Amendment Motherf*cker!

    ‘Nuff said.

  62. avatar Scottlac says:

    Announcer: “Betty Lou, you just won the Miss Kentucky pageant! What are you going to do?”

    Betty Lou: “I’m going to Knob Creek Range!!!!”

  63. avatar BlindKyle says:

    ‘Til death do us part.

  64. avatar RockOnHellChild says:

    Shots shots shots shots shots shots
    Shots shots shots shots shots
    Shots shots shots shots shots…
    Everybody…

  65. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    HEY! My EYES are up HERE!

    1. avatar Avril says:

      You got to push it-this esnatsiel info that is!

  66. avatar doesky2 says:

    Hey hubby…….you’re gonna work it until I’m finished….got any arguments with that!

  67. avatar Steve says:

    Another member of the Putin family showing off her guns in public.

  68. avatar ErrantVenture11 says:

    Wife it

  69. avatar Liberty2Alpha says:

    “So. Who thinks I look fat in this dress?”

  70. avatar Ima Yeti says:

    Bang bang Becky was always the life of the party!

  71. avatar rammerjammer says:

    Let’s see if that bitch back there looks better after I’m done with her.

  72. avatar Hannibal says:

    This is why we can’t have nice things.

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