Colion Noir on What Makes You Feel Safe

The narcissism and stupidity I can deal with. If I couldn’t, I wouldn’t pay as much attention to politics as I do. But “burying your face in the bosom of the government” is an image I wish I didn’t have in my head. Too late.

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  1. avatar 505markf says:

    DAMN!!! Now the image of Dan burying his face in Hillary’s bosom is burned on my retinas.

    1. avatar Jay1987 says:

      Gah thanks that’s all I needed a picture of Hillary topless with some guy’s head between her sweater cows.. I need eye bleach now!!

    2. avatar Ron Burgundy says:

      What’s worse, Hillary or DiFi?

      1. avatar 505markf says:

        DiFi by three lengths.

      2. avatar Craig says:

        DiFi. Just wrong, soooo wrong.

      3. avatar Ralph says:

        Are you kidding? Hillary is twice the man that DiFi is.

        1. avatar Matt in FL says:

          I’m not sure she’d take that as a compliment, Ralph.

        2. avatar Jay1987 says:

          Idk Ralph I think DiFi is more manly in appearance when compared between the two Hillary has a nice rack and is a borderline supermodel DiFi well she looks like Golem off LOTR.

        3. avatar B says:

          If we’re talking manly you don’t get much manlier than Janet Reno.

  2. avatar Dyspeptic Gunsmith says:

    A well turned phrase that cuts to the core of the nanny-state epistemology.

    All we need now is a giant poster of Hillary in jodhpurs as the nanny.

    1. avatar BStacks says:

      Almost every time you post I have to google.

    2. avatar Ralph says:

      a giant poster of Hillary in jodhpurs as the nanny

      Kinky. And not just slightly disturbing.

      1. avatar Dyspeptic Gunsmith says:

        I aim to please.

  3. avatar Lucas D. says:

    So… why isn’t Colion Noir president of the NRA, again?

    1. avatar MothaLova says:

      Takes a lot more than videos to qualify for that spot. He’d be running a massive organization with many different businesses.

      1. avatar William Burke says:

        It’s a job for a white man…. RIGHT?

        1. avatar MothaLova says:

          It isn’t a job for you, Burke. You’ve still got a little work to do on your people skills.

        2. avatar Jonathan -- Houston says:

          That was uncalled for, Burke.

        3. avatar Jus Bill says:

          Oh COME ON

        4. avatar MothaLova says:

          Burke loves dropping liberal firebombs. Best just to laugh at the poor little guy.

      2. avatar Lucas D. says:

        I hate literalists. I hate them so much.

        1. avatar MothaLova says:

          Awww

        2. avatar BillC says:

          How does that make you feel?

      3. avatar B says:

        I think Wayne does a great job as lobbyist for the NRA. I seriously want Colion Noir to get a way more prominent position though. The man is a lawyer, he knows how to phrase an argument. He’s the NRA’s #1 hope to pull people off the fence away from the crazy Obama is our Daddy side. Emotional arguments may work on people without an opinion or reasoning ability, but we need our team to be smart and knowledgeable.

        1. avatar MothaLova says:

          Agreed – although I’d rather have Noir than Wayne in charge, despite Noir’s lack of executive experience. I won’t be surprised if Noir rises up fast to take over – maybe in 5 or 10 years – and we will be the better for it.

  4. avatar Mitchell! says:

    I am 100% on board with common sense restrictions keeping face paint out of the hands of clowns. Let’s do it for the children.

    1. avatar jwm says:

      John Wayne Gacy was a clown. And what are them 35 clowns doing in that car? Something is not right.

      1. avatar Jay1987 says:

        Pennywise was a clown too as for what 35 clowns are doing in a car together well that depends on how many are women… wait no it don’t. You see JWM when 35 clowns love each other very much they all get in a car and give each other a special hug and then 9 weeks later they lay eggs that hatch into new clowns.

        1. avatar jwm says:

          Your talents are wasted here Jay. You should be in Hollywood. Or at least the Catskills.

        2. avatar Jay1987 says:

          No no no keep me outta hollyweird and i like my occasional outings into the Alleghenies from here in the flat lands of northwest Kentucky no Catskills for me.

  5. avatar BDub says:

    Wow! Grow the hell up, indeed!

  6. avatar Sixpack70 says:

    I had people challenge me on facebook on a post I made in the Spring about the reasons for firearms ownership and I was told that their right to feel safe trumped my right to own the firearm of my choice with a magazine size over 10 rounds. So today I put this on my facebook. No comments yet but I know those same people will be watching this video and it will not make them happy because it is the truth.

    Feeling safe is subjective. It is not a quantifiable state and can’t be legislated. Someone may feel safe with their front door of their house wide open 24/7 (my friends house was like that and they never were burglarized in the 20 years I have known them). Other people may not feel safe with five deadbolts and bars on their windows in the safest part of town with a security system and cameras and a security team.

    1. avatar Craig says:

      There is no “right to safety” in the Bill of Rights.

      1. avatar bobmcd says:

        And certainly no “right to FEEL safe”!

  7. avatar MothaLova says:

    “If America was a woman, America would be a big t*tty woman, and everybody loves a big t*tty woman.”
    – President Chris Rock

    (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igg8NYlZZJ8 – minute 7:40)

    1. avatar William Burke says:

      Chris Rock: “The President and the First Lady are kind of like the mom and dad of the country. And when your dad says something you listen. And when you don’t it usually bites you ass later on. So I’m here to support the President.”

      I know somebody who can bite MY ass… with his tongue.

      1. avatar MothaLova says:

        We’re all starting to think you’re on the wrong site, Burke, if you’re looking for that kind of action.

  8. avatar Ralph says:

    I only feel safe with a big gun on my hip and several evil black rifles in my gun safe or one slung over my shoulder with a magazine the size of a jai alai cesta. So does my right to feel safe with a gun trump their right to feel safe by disarming me?

    1. avatar g says:

      Gun owners don’t have feelings, we’re just evil, despicable people who hate moms and Starbucks. Oh, and we eat babies. Raw.

      1. avatar MothaLova says:

        Joking aside, I think you’re actually right. Since the Left argues from feelings rather than from reason, the only way for the Left to “prove” the other side wrong is to dehumanize them, claim that they aren’t fully human and therefore their feelings aren’t completely real.

      2. avatar John in AK says:

        There’s no need to eat them raw–you can use a standard Polar Bear Cub Stew recipe and substitute as needed.

      3. avatar Jay1987 says:

        I usually freeze em add vanilla ice cream and milk and make em into milkshakes myself so much better than trying to chew all that fat and gristle.

        1. avatar jwm says:

          Crock pot. Liptons French Onion soup or Cream of Mushroom. Plump northern european babies are best.

  9. avatar g says:

    Another video to share with friends and family. Well done, Mr. Noir!

  10. avatar Ardent says:

    That was just overflowing with awesome. Just grow up indeed!

  11. avatar Frank Masotti says:

    They NEVER will grow up. They simply run on emotion only, no logic.

  12. avatar Bdk NH says:

    Glock 29 = safe. 308 Battle rifle = safer.

    1. avatar MothaLova says:

      +1

  13. avatar Andy says:

    Have ya’ll ever seen the gals that Hillary had in her sorrerity?They look like hard core muff munchers,Hillary even has that man hater look in her eye,sure some of you could say that it is because ole Slick hurt her with bedding down all of those other gals,but I would have to say that maybe ole Slick had to get some on the outside,even though it isn’t right,because Hillary wasn’t really into men,maybe their marriage is just one of convenience so Hillary looks straight in the public eye.As for DiFi somebody beat her almost to death with the ugly tree.Be prepared and ready.Keep your powder dry.

    1. avatar MothaLova says:

      ‘Twould be unchivalrous if the subject of your remarks were a lady…

  14. avatar RockOnHellChild says:

    Everyone has the right to feel safe, as well as sad, happy, angry, upset, glad, etc.

    But those feelings are your own, we are in no way obligated to make changes the so you can have personal feelings.

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