What’s up with the iPhone hate? What did the iPhone ever do to you—aside from perpetuating Apple’s relentless push to degrade the meaning of the word “genius”? Then again, what else would you call blue-shirted button pushers that’ve helped push nine million new iPhones out the door in three days? More to the point [of this website], where’s the suspense in pitting the new iPhone against a .50 cal. Barrett? There’s only one way Cupertino’s latest is going to win that match-up: if the iPhone owner uses the Call in an Airstrike app to take out the Barrett operator (and anything else within a 50-yard radius). Oorah! Still, anything that gets Generation C into guns is OK with me. Whereas the new iPhone operating system isn’t. Just sayin’ . . .