“Lucama Elementary is raffling off a rifle at Fun Fest, their school fundraiser set for September,” the delightfully named Heather Waliga reports at abc.go.local.com. “The school’s parent teacher organization brought the idea to the school principal after conservation organization Delta Waterfowl Foundation agreed to donate the gun. ‘The principal went to the superintendent since it was an unusual request, and it was approved just as long as the parameters were met that the gun wouldn’t be on campus and students couldn’t buy or sell the tickets,’ said Amber Whitley of Wilson County Schools.” Despite pressure from within and without the community concerned about “everything that’s been going on,” the Wilson County School Board is sticking to its guns. Gun. Good for them. To purchase a $5 ticket for the CVA Optima Muzzleloader, email firstname.lastname@example.org. You’d be crazy not to.