…exercising 2nd Amendment rights…
In jihad, you don’t exercise 2nd Amendment, 2nd Amendment exercises you!
How biathletes train in the off season.
Working out my bolt handle.
The Syrian rebels, confused by bootlegged, poorly-translated Magpul Dynamics videos, have apparently adopted some rather unorthodox “dynamic shooting” postures for precision rifle.
Allahu Snackbar! Time to tighten these hamstrings…err…halalstrings.
Now that’s funny.
Lance Armstrong prepares his reinstatement argument for the “Tour De France” committee.
breath control / trigger control !
After this, I’m going to Starbucks!
Never failing his fitness regimen even on watch, Andrei still didn’t quite understand that when his comrades said they were “training for the Olympics” Chechnya wasn’t going to be competing in the games.
Tacticalhipster’s daily workout.
Jane Fonda’s new eyes of steel work out plan sold great in Syria
Rule #1: Cardio!
Beat me to it!
Mosin sniper: been doing it for longer than your great grandfather and it doesn’t need a pacemaker.
“…come & get me, screw!”
Knowing Moisns, this guy should have sprung for ear pro instead of the exercise bike.
What did you say?! (Type 53 Owner)
What?? (M44 owner)
For those of us that have used and owned the mod. 44 or type 53 or mod.38 or 91-59 ear pro is essential. And it wouldn’t hurt to wear a face shield to protect against the muzle blast that these flame throwers l;aunch.
Particularly when shooting in an enclosed area…
Some think that running this bolt Mosin is enough exercise but when Assad’s tanks arrive on the scene, it’s is good to have your legs in good shape too.
I got all this shit off Allepo.craigslist.com. FREE Bitches….Allahu Akbar Allahu Akbar Allahu Akbar Allahu Akbar
1..2..1..2..1..2..BANG!..1..2..1..2..work the legs..1..2..1..2
…at your local neighborhood Starbucks.
I was cleaning my rifle on the coffee table and it just went off!
Damnit I must need my eyes checked. That wasn’t a broken coffee table…
Open carry at Damascus LA Fitness.
A rejected cast member for Extreme Makeover Home Eddition
What the hell do you mean this isn’t part of exercising my 2nd Amendment Rights??!!
Are you sure?? Absolutely sure??
Halal’s fitness shooting combo. Get three bullets free with every purchase. Get an extra 20 rounds just for shipping and processing. No background checks. If you pay by credit card we’ll include a water bottle holder free.
When thieves stole the last two flatscreens from Aleppo Rec and Fitness, the manager used the holes left behind to take matters into his own hands…
Finally, someone using an exercise machine for something other than an extra clothesrack.
” I wanna get physical physical let me hear your Mosin talk your Mosin talk”
I’d love to find the strip mall that features a gym and shooting range in one easy stop!
“Mohammed. You haven’t really grasped the concept of hit and run, have you? It’s okay, that Merkava is going to give you some instruction in the concept.”
The result of extreme military spending cutbacks: soldiers no longer have uniforms and must work out wherever they can.
Bored with routine sniping and concerned about his growing waste line, Carlos Hathcock found a new and thrilling challenge: sniping while working out on an elliptical exerciser.
Mohammad’s pro shop photo contest entry:
mild dot thigh master
These preppers are really taking this seriously…
Don’t let me have to tell you again to keep that noise down in there.
Syrian Rebel Leader: “With minor biathlon rule changes, we have a shot at Olympic Gold.”
Lying in wait for the elusive nocturnal felafel squab.
“… from my cold, dead hands.”
don’t you mean thighs?
This is a lot more interesting than watch spongebob squarepants when doing my excercise
And I thought the eleptical made me angry.
“Burning off those extra Nuggets has never been so easy!”
Expanding the marketing demographic for exercise equipment to today’s mall ninja; introducing the “tactical” recoil obsorbing aerobic trainer for today’s Operator.
Did I mention that it is tactical?
Yes dear, that David did promise to have Becky home by midnight and yes, they’re an hour late. You just go on to bed and I’ll get in some time on the elyptical and wait up for him, er, ah, I mean them.
I heard he was eager to join, went once and never came back.
Starbucks has decided to stop selling extra shots of espresso during Gun Rights Rallies.
How Aaron Alexis prepared for his last trip to the Navy Yard.
Damn termites….I’ll get them one day
Richard Simmons: Do you think spree killings are easy? We’ve got to get you into shape! Work those thighs. Sqeeeeze that trigger. Breathe! Breathe!
He was told to get the Led out during PT. He took it a little to literally.
“What is this ‘cheek weld’, you speak of?”
“F*cking squirrels… Teach you to mess with my bird feeder….”
After doing so in his new Grand Theft Auto V video game, Mike intended to prove that shooting from a bicycle in real life IS possible.
A Chicago man takes matters into his own hands after a neighbor ignores repeated complaints of excessive noise from his adjoining apartment.
Feel the burn.
After experiencing a squib, Jamal sprang into action and quickly fashioned a new barrel using the handlebars from his mothers stationary bicycle. He was pleasantly surprised several weeks later, when his bullets weren’t the only things known to have a steel core!
Dog-gone-it! That’s the second time those punks have shot a hole in my house! If it happens again I’ll be ready for them.
A moment after this picture was taken Mohammed fired. The muzzle blast from his 91/30 collapsed the cieling and walls, killing him immediately.
Die gas pumper!
working out makes my “weapon” better for the ladies.
That’s the best use of an orbital that I’ve seen so far.
Akmud paid careful attention to Martha Stewarts suggestions for a stylish terrorist sniper retreat.
“Chris Costa feeling an urgent need for legitimacy, joins the Free Syrian Rebel’s army.”
Nike “Just do it”
Biathlon gets real!
Hit and run?
“Hassad! That’s not how you test the cyclic rate of the weapon!”
You’re doing it wrong. A true sniper would stand back among other things.
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