Weekend Photo Caption Contest

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  1. avatar John F says:

    ” DO YOU THINK THIS PAINT BALL THING WILL EVE CATCH ON”

    1. avatar SD3 says:

      Please stop farting in my general direction.

  2. avatar Texassixgun says:

    The seventh member of the Kel-Tec QC team finally wises up…

    1. avatar frankgon4 says:

      LOL, you have my vote

  3. avatar Felix says:

    The Polish firing squad takes no chances on being the one with the dummy round.

  4. avatar Mike Crognale says:

    Lord Farthingslosh demonstrates his new stink bomb pistol for duels.

  5. avatar scottlac says:

    Is this the prototype for the original Glock “safe action” trigger? I know some LEOs who probably needed that.

    1. avatar T-DOG says:

      Me too,
      http://blogs.seattletimes.com/today/2013/09/seattle-police-shoot-woman-in-leg-following-disturbance/

      He approached the woman in the parking lot of a nearby business and the woman refused to show her hands, prompting the officer to draw his firearm, police said. While drawing his gun, the officer unintentionally fired one shot, police said.

      “The officer immediately radioed for medics and offered his apologies to the woman for the very regrettable incident,” police said in an account of the incident posted online.

      1. avatar CarlosT says:

        Gotta love Aurora, Seattle’s block-wide, city-long ghetto.

  6. avatar flboots says:

    Now to show the new 1st issue liberal safety pistol.

  7. avatar SigGuy says:

    Behold the state-of-the-art Simunition testing facility!

  8. avatar ensitue says:

    OSHA:
    “We make your life miserable, because we can.”

  9. avatar Accur81 says:

    Hector immediately regretted bringing a paintball gun to the duel.

  10. avatar jsallison says:

    Epeé? Silly wabbit, I got your Epeé, right here.

  11. avatar imrambi says:

    First scenario known to use simunitions.

  12. avatar S.dogood says:

    Dont quote me but i think this will work

  13. avatar rt-texas says:

    Thanks to his attorney, Hannibal Lecter was able to enjoy the rec yard just like everyone else.

  14. avatar QWL says:

    The administration first considered arming Syrian Rebels according to their interpretation of the Second Amendment…

  15. avatar Aaronw says:

    On a windswept field in Yonkers, a brave engineer test fires the first version of the Kimber Solo.

  16. avatar tfunk says:

    Although his peers laughed at his inventions, Roger was smug with the knowledge that even after a fusillade of bullets his head and right hand would live to fight another day.

  17. avatar Gregolas says:

    Alphonse demonstrates the WORST way to clear out a hornet’s nest.

  18. avatar Mike says:

    Meanwhile in Russia.

  19. avatar Eric L says:

    Still a little shell shocked from the ricochet at his last outing, Fred dons the very latest in personal protective gear from acme wearhouse

  20. avatar Dave's not here says:

    “Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father. Prepare to die.”

  21. avatar Mark Horning says:

    Olympic Paintball dueling, way more MANLY than Olympic Golf.

  22. avatar A-Rod says:

    This is Leonard Embody’s latest publicity stunt.

  23. avatar jwm says:

    A young James Yeager opens his first combat training center. His methods needed a little refining. But he at least had a handle on his runaway mouth.

  24. avatar Al says:

    George Zimmerman visits the DNC.

  25. avatar Ian Hubble says:

    My name is Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

  26. avatar ProfBathrobe says:

    Did you see Regis this morning?

  27. avatar I see what you did there says:

    First rule about pirate fencing club if it has bellguard it’s a sword!
    Second rule about pirate fencing club if it has bellguard it’s a sword!

  28. avatar jwm says:

    “Blooper”, the straight to video sequel to “Looper”.

  29. avatar Lucas D. says:

    Touché, motherf*cker.

    1. avatar Russ Bixby says:

      Yes!

  30. avatar Neal Williams says:

    A CCI technician tests the new +P++++++ loads.

  31. avatar Cubby123 says:

    And Bob finally figured out how to hold his breath for trigger control

  32. avatar The Bull Lion says:

    Obama’s proof Assad launched the gas attack

  33. avatar Steve D. says:

    Though largely unknown, Tony Stark’s father started the Iron Man concept back in 1939.

  34. avatar Grumpy says:

    The beta version of RoboCop left something to be desired………

    1. avatar AaronW says:

      The remake of Robocop will leave even more to be desired…

      1. avatar Grumpy says:

        Yeah, no high hopes. The trailer looks awful : /

  35. avatar Chris says:

    Hannibal Lecter takes up a new hobby.

  36. avatar Sam Wright says:

    I forgot my gloves!

  37. avatar Jake F. says:

    Colored by experience, Aaron Burr decided to play it safe this time.

  38. avatar Culpeper Kid says:

    The remake of ZARDOZ just isn’t the same with diaper wearing Sean Connery…

    1. avatar Russ Bixby says:

      With?

  39. avatar Chip says:

    Hold my beer and watch this!

  40. avatar superiorposture says:

    Though he technically won his fencing bout, Sir Richard Cohen was later disqualified from the tournament for improper equipment.

  41. avatar iuvenal says:

    “There has been too much violence. Too much pain. But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give me your coal, the whale oil, your ridiculous bicycles with the huge front tires, and the women from the temperance movement , and I’ll spare your lives. Just walk away and we’ll give you a safe passageway in the wastelands. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror.”

  42. avatar MrVigs says:

    Trick or Treat!

  43. avatar Russ Bixby says:

    En garde, you simple-minded wiper of ozzer men’s bottoms!

  44. avatar Russ Bixby says:

    Gun sword beats sword cane.

  45. avatar Russ Bixby says:

    En garde, my ass!

  46. avatar Gareth A says:

    The rejected proposal for “safe” pistol shooting at the British-held 2012 Olympics.

    (Disclaimer: poster is Scottish)

  47. avatar John Lockard says:

    “Always bring a gun to a swordfight”.

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