“Armed with shotguns and assault rifles, deputies and constables rushed to a Forrest Lawn home Monday morning after it was reported that there were several people sneaking around the neighborhood,” journal-spectator.com reports. “But after a half hour search rummaging through waist high weeds and peering beneath manufactured homes, law enforcement officials came up empty handed.” Manufactured homes eh? Sounds (and looks) like a trailer park to me. Which might explain the size of the cavalry and the heavy artillery. “More than half a dozen responded, with deputies, investigators and Precinct 2 constables arriving at the rural home. Uncertain of what they might encounter, officers armed themselves with assault rifles and shotguns while they carefully searched the property. Investigators also searched neighboring streets by car.” A good time was had by all but nobody found nothin’. If that’s the whole story, one wonders A) if anything bad ever happens in Wharton Texas (population 8,832) and B) what exactly was Johnny Law expecting to encounter?