Thanks to its appearance at Fort Worth Hunter’s Extravaganza, the CouchBunker has set the internets alight with hundreds of websites putting their spin on the combination gun safe, bullet resistant cushions and pull-out bed. “Until Britain is gripped by a firearm epidemic, in which guns are flogged on our high streets, homeowners may view the $6,000 (£3,800) pricetag as slightly excessive,” metro.co.uk intones. British understatement. Where we would be without it? [sic] The hidden-gun-safe-over-sleeping-surface idea is nothing new; the BedBunker is an old time favorite (featured on Doomsday Preppers). Neither concept makes for easy access and OPSEC is now, officially, toast. If you want to hide your guns out of plain sight (but in), hiddensafes.com knows that discretion is the better part of operational security. “There are many ways to hide it. Let’s not get into hiding techniques over the Internet! Call and we will describe how we hide them.” Damn! I shouldn’t have put that on the net! Wait. Can burglars read?