Gun Disarmament Fo’ Shizzle! by Robert Farago | Aug 21, 2013 | 29 comments facebook twitter linkedin email Or not. comments Joe S. says: August 21, 2013 at 21:07 WTF at 2:10 Reply Chris says: August 22, 2013 at 08:20 Oh. I think you’ll find yourself quite mistaken if he pulls the trigger Master Ken. This is great. Reply Jason says: August 22, 2013 at 12:38 It works for Bugs Bunny. Reply Rokurota says: August 21, 2013 at 21:11 Master Ken vs. Rick Taylor. Who would win? Reply tfunk says: August 21, 2013 at 22:20 Rick Taylor, hands down…because HIS videos are actually funny Reply percynjpn says: August 22, 2013 at 21:15 I thought this was pretty funny! Reply Russ Bixby says: August 21, 2013 at 22:55 MK: “An interesting test of power. Your enormous forces against mine. Who would win?” RT: “Master Ken, unless you are certain, I would suggest you refrain from a most useless experiment.” Reply tfunk says: August 21, 2013 at 21:11 I think they were trying to be funny…but I’m not sure. Reply JeffR says: August 21, 2013 at 21:17 Might be the scotch, but I found that quite funny. Reply Matt in SD says: August 21, 2013 at 22:03 Goose agrees. Reply tfunk says: August 21, 2013 at 22:19 It was definitely the scotch. I’m assuming you must have had A LOT of it Reply Rick says: August 21, 2013 at 21:27 “Trying” — that’s for sure. (And I didn’t have any scotch.) Reply JR LORENCZ says: August 21, 2013 at 21:20 Long Day. I needed a good laugh. I’d like to see Master Ken on Piers Morgan and see how long it takes PM to realize what’s up…if ever he does. Reply Ropingdown says: August 21, 2013 at 21:35 That was extremely funny. Yes, that video summarizes the entire bare-hands defense cult, masters of mayhem. If your attacker has congenital idiocy syndrome or an “it’s not a gun but I thought I’d fool with my toy” gun, then finger foo might work. I suppose a person could get lucky. That doesn’t sound like a plan, though. I’d rather have a gun than an Official Shao Lin Temple Diploma. It’s starting to seem like college, grad school, and student loans: First we have to take shooting classes, then gun-fighting classes, then advanced classes, then force-on-force classes….and at some point the real threat becomes bankruptcy or loss of clients. And then it turns out that, funds gone, our gun supposedly won’t suffice because it lacks a light, laser sight, rangefinder, and BPR (building-penetrating radar). If that doesn’t get me they tell me my gun’s no good because it might fail a mud test, or a “week in the ocean” test, or a fell-out-of-an-airplane test. Most people with broken lives got that way because of money, not violence. That’s the way of the world, today. Foreclose on the dojo, force the master of combat to sell all his weapons to pay for a divorce. If we have time for more than some pistol training, it should go to studying finance and marketing. Oh, got it, that’s exactly what the video was about! Reply jwm says: August 21, 2013 at 22:18 +100. Reply dwb says: August 22, 2013 at 06:28 this Reply Avid Reader says: August 21, 2013 at 21:37 Hysterical. Reply Chris says: August 21, 2013 at 21:44 “Reach in the mouth, take the heart. Reply David says: August 21, 2013 at 21:57 He forgot the “Quart of Blood” technique! Reply Shane says: August 21, 2013 at 22:00 Good call, that is my favorite! Reply Russ Bixby says: August 21, 2013 at 22:44 I’m not certain what I just saw, but I’ve the feeling that it’s very, very wrong. Reply Excedrine says: August 22, 2013 at 02:47 Unless you’re a serious and longtime devotee to the martial arts like Victor Marx, stay out of arm’s reach of your assailant in the first place if it can be avoided. Even so, I seriously suggest that everyone who decides to carry daily to look into practicable weapon retention techniques. Hell, I won’t even argue against studying martial arts concurrently, either, for that matter. It’s just another layer of defense that has its part to play when and where appropriate. One day, Murphy WILL show up to hash your plans, whatever they may be for any given scenario, and you will have to eat a big piece of Humble Pie — hopefully not as you lay dying because you fell prey to complacency and overconfidence, either. So, the more tools you have at your disposal, the more chance you’ll have to look Olde Man Murphy in the eye after it’s all over and say, “Better luck next time, you sneaky sonuvabitch.” Problem solved, more or less. Reply Paul McCain says: August 22, 2013 at 07:08 You mean I can’t defend myself against an armed threat unless Master Ken is with me? I’m confused. Reply Paul McCain says: August 22, 2013 at 07:13 Wow….this video was really well done and HILARIOUS. Reply JSF01 says: August 22, 2013 at 07:31 Not funny. Not that it couldn’t be funny, it just did not come of as natural. They were trying to be funny, not being funny, if that makes sense. Reply Bill says: August 22, 2013 at 07:47 Master Ken sounded like he believed his own BS, excellently done video, “once the heart is on the ground..” ROFL Reply The last Marine out says: August 22, 2013 at 08:09 This U.N. gun bad is coming on like a FIRE STORM , see the NewAmerican.com and read the report about it.. Reply Venator Magnus says: August 22, 2013 at 13:35 This self defense video is brought to you by the Democratic Party. Reply Out_Fang_Thief says: August 22, 2013 at 16:59 “Guns function on o-x-y-g-e-n….” Ya, that’s where I completely lost it. After hearing that, it’s confirmed, there is no hope for redemption, so you decide it’s better to just roll with it. “We have a malfunctioning…weapon.” This guy owns you until he stops the “…neck breaks,…remove the eyes, …pull out the heart,..” routine. More laughter here. http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=120986 Reply Write a Comment Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. 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