Die Broccoli! Die!

Silly stuff with a serious point. Wait. No. It’s just silly. [h/t JF]

comments

  1. avatar Paul53 says:

    Gee Robert, you seem to feel awfully strong about it. Well, based on the fact that we’ve evolved to the top of the food chain, we have the right to mess with those lower on the food chain. Go ahead with your vegecide.

  2. avatar PavePusher says:

    “It’s coming right at us!!!”

  3. avatar jrflesch says:

    Thats at Okeechobee Shooting Sports! Sweet!

  4. avatar Ralph says:

    Hunters should stick to shooting cabbages and watermelons and leave the broccoli alone.

  5. avatar Jason Reynolds says:

    That’s hilarious. Represents how I feel about veggies, actually. They deserve to die or at the very least be eaten by someone else. Just wish I could get my wife to lay off the broc!

    1. avatar Bob Wall says:

      Jason R – Don’t tell me you keep falling for the old “Dutch Oven” trick… 😀

    2. avatar PavePusher says:

      Vegetables: What Food(tm) eats.

  6. avatar Purphaze1952 says:

    Next thing you know cauliflower will be imperiled alo and there’ll be a bagging limit too. Hahahaaaa

  7. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    Oh. I lost it at the electronic call. Geez, what a great way to start a morning. Great comedy!!!!

    1. avatar Matt in FL says:

      I also lost it at the electronic call. It took it from being stupid to being funny.

      Also, I’m with Brian. I don’t think there’s such a thing as “too much gun for broccoli.” I’m not going to eat it, so I might as well obliterate it.

      1. avatar Accur81 says:

        I don’t think I’d be comfortable hunting broccoli with anything less than a .338 and 20 lbs of tannerite.

  8. avatar Dr. Kenneth Noisewater says:

    The broccoli, the?

    1. avatar Al says:

      …and no one who speaks German could be bad!

  9. avatar jwm says:

    As a vegetarian I resent all you meat eaters hunting broccoli for sport and trophies. It’s heart breaking to see entire patches wiped out and left to rot in the sun. Damn you meat eaters and your genocidal war on my people!

    1. avatar Ralph says:

      Do deer count as vegetarians? ‘Cause if they do, then I’m all in favor of hunting vegetarians. They’re very low in cholesterol.

      1. avatar jwm says:

        “All we are saying……is give peace a chance.” Don’t you know that deer are “Differently Enabled Humans”?

        See, the first sign of a sick mind is to abuse broccoli. After that comes murder and canabilism.

  10. avatar Paul53 says:

    Guess there was a pic or video that doesn’t show up on my browser (ie 10).

    1. avatar Matt in FL says:

      Yep, it’s your standard embedded YouTube video. I’m sorry it didn’t show up for you, but you get what you deserve for using IE.

      1. avatar Paul53 says:

        Got IE and Chrome. When I have to use more browsers than that I’ll be missing the days when AOL was carpet bombing the entire planet with discs.

  11. avatar jsallison says:

    Interesting how the wild Brocs blend into the foliage. ‘Spect Cauliflower would be equally challenging in the winter.

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