Die Broccoli! Die! by Robert Farago | Aug 11, 2013 | 21 comments facebook twitter linkedin email Silly stuff with a serious point. Wait. No. It’s just silly. [h/t JF] comments Paul53 says: August 11, 2013 at 11:12 Gee Robert, you seem to feel awfully strong about it. Well, based on the fact that we’ve evolved to the top of the food chain, we have the right to mess with those lower on the food chain. Go ahead with your vegecide. Reply PavePusher says: August 11, 2013 at 11:40 “It’s coming right at us!!!” Reply jrflesch says: August 11, 2013 at 11:50 Thats at Okeechobee Shooting Sports! Sweet! Reply Ralph says: August 11, 2013 at 11:54 Hunters should stick to shooting cabbages and watermelons and leave the broccoli alone. Reply Jason Reynolds says: August 11, 2013 at 11:59 That’s hilarious. Represents how I feel about veggies, actually. They deserve to die or at the very least be eaten by someone else. Just wish I could get my wife to lay off the broc! Reply Bob Wall says: August 11, 2013 at 12:46 Jason R – Don’t tell me you keep falling for the old “Dutch Oven” trick… 😀 Reply PavePusher says: August 11, 2013 at 14:23 Vegetables: What Food(tm) eats. Reply Gov. William J. Le Petomane says: August 11, 2013 at 12:08 A bit reminiscent of this: [youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKlkD-D20OI?feature=player_detailpage&w=640&h=360%5D Reply Purphaze1952 says: August 11, 2013 at 12:09 Next thing you know cauliflower will be imperiled alo and there’ll be a bagging limit too. Hahahaaaa Reply Tom in Oregon says: August 11, 2013 at 12:21 Oh. I lost it at the electronic call. Geez, what a great way to start a morning. Great comedy!!!! Reply Matt in FL says: August 11, 2013 at 13:13 I also lost it at the electronic call. It took it from being stupid to being funny. Also, I’m with Brian. I don’t think there’s such a thing as “too much gun for broccoli.” I’m not going to eat it, so I might as well obliterate it. Reply Accur81 says: August 11, 2013 at 14:24 I don’t think I’d be comfortable hunting broccoli with anything less than a .338 and 20 lbs of tannerite. Reply Dr. Kenneth Noisewater says: August 11, 2013 at 12:57 The broccoli, the? Reply Al says: August 11, 2013 at 18:28 …and no one who speaks German could be bad! Reply jwm says: August 11, 2013 at 13:45 As a vegetarian I resent all you meat eaters hunting broccoli for sport and trophies. It’s heart breaking to see entire patches wiped out and left to rot in the sun. Damn you meat eaters and your genocidal war on my people! Reply Ralph says: August 11, 2013 at 15:29 Do deer count as vegetarians? ‘Cause if they do, then I’m all in favor of hunting vegetarians. They’re very low in cholesterol. Reply jwm says: August 11, 2013 at 18:34 “All we are saying……is give peace a chance.” Don’t you know that deer are “Differently Enabled Humans”? See, the first sign of a sick mind is to abuse broccoli. After that comes murder and canabilism. Reply Paul53 says: August 11, 2013 at 15:45 Guess there was a pic or video that doesn’t show up on my browser (ie 10). Reply Matt in FL says: August 11, 2013 at 15:46 Yep, it’s your standard embedded YouTube video. I’m sorry it didn’t show up for you, but you get what you deserve for using IE. Reply Paul53 says: August 11, 2013 at 22:13 Got IE and Chrome. When I have to use more browsers than that I’ll be missing the days when AOL was carpet bombing the entire planet with discs. Reply jsallison says: August 11, 2013 at 16:44 Interesting how the wild Brocs blend into the foliage. ‘Spect Cauliflower would be equally challenging in the winter. Reply Write a Comment Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.