[h/t Dr. Vino]
What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Right? I go for 2 days without TTAG, and *this* is what awaits me. *facepalm*
The 1st O-bomb-a assault wave hits the beaches in Syria.
Eye bleach at 11:00p.m.
So, Obama should do nothing about Syria? Seriously, it was OK for Bush to lie to people about WMDs so he could finish Daddy’s war and then get us into other wars. But when Obama wants to do something right, no. So, is it because Obama is black or you just jumping the anti-Obama bandwagon and following the rest of the “sheepeople.”
Shawn, I feel like that wouldn’t make a very good caption.
Nice one, Matt.
thanks for the up coming nightmare tonight
This is what happens when the staff trolls /b/ for images.
I’d say this is one of the more disturbing images ever posted on TTAG. I really didn’t realize RF looks like that in spandex with a wig.
The 80s weren’t kind to Larry Flynt, not at all.
Hopefully, San Francisco, circa 2043.
Welcome to Portland Oregon… Today.
The photo is, no doubt, from an in-the-works remake of “A Clockwork Orange.” Now, oh my droogs, my suffering knows no limit. But, my eyes pinned open, I see the new world, and repent with utmost sincerity.
Steven Hawkings completes the last thing on his bucket list.
FTW! I have tears in my eyes.
We have a winner.
FYI, it’s “Hawking.” No “s.”
Misspelling aside, funny, right?
(Though I’ve seen that pic a hundred times in the last few months…)
San Francisco chapter of MAIG parading in favor of gun control.
Don’t poke fun. I pushed that guy around for 8 hours in those heels.
I think we’re done here.
Lance, a regular commenter on The Firearms Blog takes a stroll with his beloved mum while commenting on the Pro’s and Con’s of every military small arm ever. In this instance he is comparing his Ak-107 to his type 69 DPRNK prototype.
The most recent inductee Justin Bieber joins MAIG.
Justin bieber couldn’t get that muscular ever if he took more steroids than alex rodriguez.
I think Biebs is the one in the chair.
Who says RF and Ralph don’t know how to have a good time?
Pfffft. I have better legs than the clown in that picture.
Jeez, Ralph, he’s in a wheelchair. Of course you have better legs.
Not a caption, but that is bar none the funniest thing in this thread…
The annual Walmart AK 47 sale and I missed it……
+1 This one is a winner
Make a wish foundation is getting out of hand
Who hasn’t been this drunk?
Fortunately, I have never been that drunk! At least I don’t remember ever being that drunk.
Ten YEARS of therapy. Sitting in that room with a doctor and 7 other troubled souls. TEN Years. I finally got it under control, and learned how to deal with the demons.
Then you show me THIS! I’ve set up an appointment with the good doctor, tomorrow morning.
I HATE YOU TTAG!!
James Yeager…………the Later Years.
Like. A. Boss.
My wife just told me that this picture is the only legit reasons she’s ever seen to ban guns.
Right: what CA thinks of gun owners
Left: what gun owners think of CA
Seriously? How about a NSFW warning…
“DO you find anything risible about my friend’s name … Biggus Dickus?”
+1 for Python!
Pink Pistols prove that Armed Gays Don’t Get Bashed
A rare photo of a California gun confiscation in progress!
Also a winner, need a tie breaker?
Dude, I am crying! Lmao
We can end the “weekend” contest right here.
Feinstein had a sex change but could not lose the heels!!!! Still ugly.
This one is also good..and Yet.
Feinstein on her day off with out her makeup from the mortuary and her prudish clothing.
Medical proof that hormone therapy and sex reassignment did not work on Feinstein, an outing in San Fran with grand baby or something.
No, no, no! I said “Send lawyers,guns and money!”
Mikes caregiver misunderstood him when he said he needed a new tranny for his wheel chair van.
“And in todays news we see a liberal couple celebrating not only their 1st amendment right, but their 2nd.”
In the end it was the libertarians who won the war…and everyone lived happily ever after.
Hulk Hogan – the early years
DOG before he became THE BOUNTY HUNTER.
Thought that was a picture of his troll, err, wife…
Dog The Bounty Hunter tries new shock and awe tactics
C’mon Barbie, let’s go party.
Ooh ooh ooh yeah.
Filming for Michael Moore’s newest feature “Assault Wheels” was postponed today in Hollywood over concerns brought up by newly proposed gun control laws slated to be passed in the state legislature. With the light criminal history of one of the main actors and the other being a minor it is believed that even letting them hold a prop gun loaded with blanks would result in a felony. Moore is considering using special effects as a replacement, but wants the film to be as gory as possible to get the highest ratings. As such he plans on shifting filming to Venezuela where he has ties to the local military.
Wheels is the story of an unstable and wheelchair-bound High School student in San Fransisco who is taught by his weight-lifting Tea Party member uncle how to make his own fully-automatic AK-47 Assault Rifle at a “rifle building” party run by the local militia. After San Francisco passes a ban on men wearing high heels for public health and safety, the teen constructs an armored assault wheelchair from one of Bill O’Reilly’s TrackChairs and proceeds to rampage down the streets during the local gay pride parade.
P.S. now my brain hurts from trying to think like a Hollywood liberal O.o
The NRA’s new very liberal spokespersons are sure to diversify the organization.
“It isn’t gunwalking if we *wheel* them across the border.” Sez Eric Holder.
The newest Mexican drug cartel sends their hit squad out for blood.
Nice airsoft AK collection he has there…
As a Taxpayer I’m NOT paying for Chelsea Manning’s wet dream!
In California, Handicapped parking permits are awarded by force of law, but defended by force of arms.
Justin Bieber does NOT believe in GUN CONTROL, neither does his Nanny ..
Progressives unite! Forward march!
You know that’s not true. Gays and the disabled were the first one’s the Nazi’s sent to the showers. Eugenics is the #1 goal of progressives.
Did they drop the soap in said showers?
And they blame the gun!
Somebody get me a large bottle of eye bleach STAT!
Wheelchair carry on Fat Tuesday down on Bourbon Street?
IDPA Sectional in Denmark.
The first gay marriage between cartel members in Guadalajara.
Chivaree…not just for hillbilly’s.
OBAMA 2016 or else!
Russian Army Sgts. Oleg and Sergey demonstrate the latest in Russian Army diversionary tactics
‘MERICA! F^(K YEAH!!!
“Look at those guns!”
“He must work out!”
When Eros meets Mars, in Coral Gables, FL
The Wheels on the Bus go ’round and ’round…
* waves gun in your direction *
I CAN”T HEAR YOU SINGING!
+1 for the “Dirty Harry” reference.
The new GOP?
Best “make a wish foundation” wish ever!
Before making outrageous bets, be sure you can afford to lose.
Somebody needs to inform Carl, that’s not the way to feel like a woman on the inside.
Its like I always say, “Guy, girl? They’re all pink on the inside.” Wait wut?
An East German prostitute in the red light district heads off with her John, a local gangster, to turn a trick.
Calllllll-i-fornnnnnia’ Dreeamin’ on sucha winters day…..California Dreamin’ on sucha winters daaaayyyyy
I wish they all could be California… No. No I don’t.
….ok…..I’m officially turning this into a California Song Caption contest…….
All I wanna do is have some fun
Until the sun comes up
Over Santa Monica Boulevard
‘Ceptin the gay day parade runs down Polk to Market as I recall. (So much ready tang for a straight dude in SF. Dog I miss it.)
What time is your mom coming to pick you up!?!?
10/10 would operate with
Lysergic Acid Diethylamide.
In case you were wondering, this is the “that” that Meat Loaf won’t do.
Gun-rights, Gay-rights, make strange bed-fellows…
San Francisco approves open carry after it is shown to be a “life style choice”.
Sorry replied instead of posted: Here Goes.
These guys are part of a highly secretive agency interrogation squad- operating under the name “Cooky Pile-driver” and “Guess Who Won’t Be A Virgin In Paradise” From 05 to 11they were turned loose in the cells of captured radical Islamists and after screams begging Allah for a merciful death they returned with the location of UBL.
Recently, as part of operation – 6 inch Heels O Justice -they played 30 hours in the closet with Major Nadal Hassan.
Agents Max “Lu Lu” Jacobson and his partner “Wheels” McGee said “Short Term Cellie Relationships with Al Quada guys?” “Yeah, we do that…. We do that like nobody else.”
Salute them my friends…. Salute them.
The newest celebrity couple, Brook Hogan and Justin Bieber
Obama deploys “special” forces to Syria
The police department in the small hill country town of Fredericksburg , TX, reported finding a man’s body last Saturday in the early evening in the Pedernales River near the state highway-87 bridge.
The dead man’s name would not be released until his family had been notified.
The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption while visiting “someone” in Kerrville. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, 4 inch spiked heels, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, purple lipstick, dazzle dust on his eyelids, 2 1/2 inch false eyelashes and an Obama T-shirt.
The police removed the Obama T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.
“Real Men of Genius salutes YOU Mr. San Francisco Second Amendment Outreach Activist… That’s a WHOLE lot of pride reaching out for a whole lot of Rights.”
The new Arnold film needs some more time in editing…
I have the weirdest boner right now.
Heh *nervous laugh* I thought I was the only one…….
I got $20 in my g-string…
They see me rollin’
They runnin’ off trying to find some eye bleach.
Trying to find some eye bleach.
Trying to find some eye bleach.
Guess it’s one of them flashbacks they warned us about back in the 60’s.
If only they’d warned us 20 minutes sooner about the brown acid going around at Woodstock…….
Vin Diesel and Steven Hawkins go on a bender!
C’mon bitches……….I’m ready to take over the world!!!!!!!
“What are we going to do tonight. Brain?”
“Same thing we do every night, Pinky, try to take over the world.”
I knew that Bernie Taupin was the driving force behind Elton John’s success, just not so literally.
Will the last liberal in this city please turn out the lights.
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