Weekend Photo Caption Contest


[h/t Dr. Vino]

134 Responses to Weekend Photo Caption Contest

  1. avatarMatt in FL says:

    What has been seen cannot be unseen.

    • avatar(Formerly) MN Matt says:

      Right? I go for 2 days without TTAG, and *this* is what awaits me. *facepalm*

      • avatarSD3 says:

        The 1st O-bomb-a assault wave hits the beaches in Syria.

        Eye bleach at 11:00p.m.

        • avatarshawn says:

          So, Obama should do nothing about Syria? Seriously, it was OK for Bush to lie to people about WMDs so he could finish Daddy’s war and then get us into other wars. But when Obama wants to do something right, no. So, is it because Obama is black or you just jumping the anti-Obama bandwagon and following the rest of the “sheepeople.”

        • avatarMatt in FL says:

          Shawn, I feel like that wouldn’t make a very good caption.

        • avatarPat says:

          Nice one, Matt.

    • avatarready,fire,aim says:

      thanks for the up coming nightmare tonight

    • avatar16V says:

      This is what happens when the staff trolls /b/ for images.

    • I’d say this is one of the more disturbing images ever posted on TTAG. I really didn’t realize RF looks like that in spandex with a wig.

  2. avatarGyufygy says:

    Hopefully, San Francisco, circa 2043.

    • avatarJon R. says:

      Welcome to Portland Oregon… Today.

    • avatarRopingdown says:

      The photo is, no doubt, from an in-the-works remake of “A Clockwork Orange.” Now, oh my droogs, my suffering knows no limit. But, my eyes pinned open, I see the new world, and repent with utmost sincerity.

  3. avatarjwm says:

    Steven Hawkings completes the last thing on his bucket list.

  4. avatargloomhound says:


  5. avatarjwm says:

    San Francisco chapter of MAIG parading in favor of gun control.

  6. avatarLongBeach says:

    Don’t poke fun. I pushed that guy around for 8 hours in those heels.

  7. avatarSamuel Suggs says:

    Lance, a regular commenter on The Firearms Blog takes a stroll with his beloved mum while commenting on the Pro’s and Con’s of every military small arm ever. In this instance he is comparing his Ak-107 to his type 69 DPRNK prototype.

  8. avatarDaniel Silverman says:

    The most recent inductee Justin Bieber joins MAIG.

  9. avatarjwm says:

    Who says RF and Ralph don’t know how to have a good time?

  10. avatarJerry R says:

    The annual Walmart AK 47 sale and I missed it……

  11. avatarSigGuy says:

    Make a wish foundation is getting out of hand

  12. avatarloub says:

    Who hasn’t been this drunk?

    • avatarBob says:

      Fortunately, I have never been that drunk! At least I don’t remember ever being that drunk.

    • avatarBob says:

      Ten YEARS of therapy. Sitting in that room with a doctor and 7 other troubled souls. TEN Years. I finally got it under control, and learned how to deal with the demons.

      Then you show me THIS! I’ve set up an appointment with the good doctor, tomorrow morning.


  13. avatarJason says:

    James Yeager…………the Later Years.

  14. avatarBrad says:

    Like. A. Boss.

  15. avatarDann W says:

    My wife just told me that this picture is the only legit reasons she’s ever seen to ban guns.

  16. avatarSpeleoFool says:

    Right: what CA thinks of gun owners
    Left: what gun owners think of CA

  17. avatarTed G says:

    Seriously? How about a NSFW warning…

  18. avatarHaiku Guy says:

    “DO you find anything risible about my friend’s name … Biggus Dickus?”

  19. avatarblehtastic says:

    Pink Pistols prove that Armed Gays Don’t Get Bashed

  20. avatarMichigunner says:

    A rare photo of a California gun confiscation in progress!

  21. avatarAl W says:

    Feinstein had a sex change but could not lose the heels!!!! Still ugly.

    • avatarDenny says:

      This one is also good..and Yet.

      Feinstein on her day off with out her makeup from the mortuary and her prudish clothing.

      Medical proof that hormone therapy and sex reassignment did not work on Feinstein, an outing in San Fran with grand baby or something.

  22. avatarPCnotPC says:

    No, no, no! I said “Send lawyers,guns and money!”

  23. avatarTom in Oregon says:

    Mikes caregiver misunderstood him when he said he needed a new tranny for his wheel chair van.

  24. avatarKen says:

    “And in todays news we see a liberal couple celebrating not only their 1st amendment right, but their 2nd.”

  25. avatarMatt in Idaho says:

    In the end it was the libertarians who won the war…and everyone lived happily ever after.

  26. avatarMarty the Lett says:

    Hulk Hogan – the early years

  27. avatarA-Rod says:

    DOG before he became THE BOUNTY HUNTER.

  28. avatarIn Memphis says:

    Dog The Bounty Hunter tries new shock and awe tactics

  29. avatarAl says:

    C’mon Barbie, let’s go party.
    Ooh ooh ooh yeah.

  30. avatarutdmatt says:

    Filming for Michael Moore’s newest feature “Assault Wheels” was postponed today in Hollywood over concerns brought up by newly proposed gun control laws slated to be passed in the state legislature. With the light criminal history of one of the main actors and the other being a minor it is believed that even letting them hold a prop gun loaded with blanks would result in a felony. Moore is considering using special effects as a replacement, but wants the film to be as gory as possible to get the highest ratings. As such he plans on shifting filming to Venezuela where he has ties to the local military.

    Wheels is the story of an unstable and wheelchair-bound High School student in San Fransisco who is taught by his weight-lifting Tea Party member uncle how to make his own fully-automatic AK-47 Assault Rifle at a “rifle building” party run by the local militia. After San Francisco passes a ban on men wearing high heels for public health and safety, the teen constructs an armored assault wheelchair from one of Bill O’Reilly’s TrackChairs and proceeds to rampage down the streets during the local gay pride parade.

    P.S. now my brain hurts from trying to think like a Hollywood liberal O.o

  31. avatarQWL says:

    The NRA’s new very liberal spokespersons are sure to diversify the organization.

  32. avatarAaronW says:

    “It isn’t gunwalking if we *wheel* them across the border.” Sez Eric Holder.

  33. avatarDenny says:

    The newest Mexican drug cartel sends their hit squad out for blood.

  34. avatarJoshinGA says:

    Nice airsoft AK collection he has there…

  35. avatarBryan says:

    As a Taxpayer I’m NOT paying for Chelsea Manning’s wet dream!

  36. avatarAaronW says:

    In California, Handicapped parking permits are awarded by force of law, but defended by force of arms.

  37. avatarRobert Seddon says:

    Justin Bieber does NOT believe in GUN CONTROL, neither does his Nanny ..

  38. avatarSteve says:

    Progressives unite! Forward march!

  39. avatarPaul53 says:

    And they blame the gun!

  40. avatarPaul53 says:

    Somebody get me a large bottle of eye bleach STAT!

  41. avatarGov. William J. Le Petomane says:

    Wheelchair carry on Fat Tuesday down on Bourbon Street?

  42. IDPA Sectional in Denmark.

  43. avatarRalph says:

    The first gay marriage between cartel members in Guadalajara.

  44. avatarCrunkleross says:

    Chivaree…not just for hillbilly’s.

  45. avatarFred DiVittorio says:

    OBAMA 2016 or else!

  46. avatarJoel says:

    Russian Army Sgts. Oleg and Sergey demonstrate the latest in Russian Army diversionary tactics

  47. avatarDave's not here man... says:

    ‘MERICA! F^(K YEAH!!!

  48. avatarTom says:

    “Look at those guns!”

    “He must work out!”

  49. avatarensitue says:

    When Eros meets Mars, in Coral Gables, FL

  50. avatarChip says:

    The Wheels on the Bus go ’round and ’round…

    SING IT!

    * waves gun in your direction *


  51. avatarensitue says:

    The new GOP?

  52. avatarJ- says:

    Best “make a wish foundation” wish ever!

  53. avatarjwm says:

    Before making outrageous bets, be sure you can afford to lose.

  54. avatarjwm says:

    Somebody needs to inform Carl, that’s not the way to feel like a woman on the inside.

  55. avataruncommon_sense says:

    An East German prostitute in the red light district heads off with her John, a local gangster, to turn a trick.

  56. avatarBOOSH! says:

    Calllllll-i-fornnnnnia’ Dreeamin’ on sucha winters day…..California Dreamin’ on sucha winters daaaayyyyy

  57. avatarLiberty2Alpha says:

    I wish they all could be California… No. No I don’t.

    • avatarBOOSH! says:

      ….ok…..I’m officially turning this into a California Song Caption contest…….
      All I wanna do is have some fun
      Until the sun comes up
      Over Santa Monica Boulevard

      • avatar16V says:

        ‘Ceptin the gay day parade runs down Polk to Market as I recall. (So much ready tang for a straight dude in SF. Dog I miss it.)

  58. avatarMrVigs says:

    What time is your mom coming to pick you up!?!?

  59. avatarC says:

    10/10 would operate with

  60. avatarRealitiCzech says:

    Lysergic Acid Diethylamide.

  61. avatarLucas D. says:

    In case you were wondering, this is the “that” that Meat Loaf won’t do.

  62. avatarLance Herron says:

    Gun-rights, Gay-rights, make strange bed-fellows…

  63. avatarSam Wright says:

    San Francisco approves open carry after it is shown to be a “life style choice”.

  64. avatarAsymmetric Solutions says:

    Sorry replied instead of posted: Here Goes.

    These guys are part of a highly secretive agency interrogation squad- operating under the name “Cooky Pile-driver” and “Guess Who Won’t Be A Virgin In Paradise” From 05 to 11they were turned loose in the cells of captured radical Islamists and after screams begging Allah for a merciful death they returned with the location of UBL.

    Recently, as part of operation – 6 inch Heels O Justice -they played 30 hours in the closet with Major Nadal Hassan.

    Agents Max “Lu Lu” Jacobson and his partner “Wheels” McGee said “Short Term Cellie Relationships with Al Quada guys?” “Yeah, we do that…. We do that like nobody else.”

    Salute them my friends…. Salute them.

  65. avatarJeh says:

    The newest celebrity couple, Brook Hogan and Justin Bieber

  66. avatarMike says:

    Obama deploys “special” forces to Syria

  67. avatarFrank says:

    Russia rewritten

  68. avatarBob Kee says:

    Subject:body found
    The police department in the small hill country town of Fredericksburg , TX, reported finding a man’s body last Saturday in the early evening in the Pedernales River near the state highway-87 bridge.
    The dead man’s name would not be released until his family had been notified.
    The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption while visiting “someone” in Kerrville. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, 4 inch spiked heels, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, purple lipstick, dazzle dust on his eyelids, 2 1/2 inch false eyelashes and an Obama T-shirt.
    The police removed the Obama T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.

  69. avatarDave's not here man... says:

    “Real Men of Genius salutes YOU Mr. San Francisco Second Amendment Outreach Activist… That’s a WHOLE lot of pride reaching out for a whole lot of Rights.”

  70. avatarJohn L. says:

    The new Arnold film needs some more time in editing…

  71. avatarB says:

    I have the weirdest boner right now.

  72. avatarDH2 says:

    They see me rollin’
    They cryin’
    They runnin’ off trying to find some eye bleach.
    Trying to find some eye bleach.
    Trying to find some eye bleach.

  73. avatarPaul53 says:

    Guess it’s one of them flashbacks they warned us about back in the 60′s.

  74. avatarPaul53 says:

    If only they’d warned us 20 minutes sooner about the brown acid going around at Woodstock…….

  75. avatarPaul53 says:

    Vin Diesel and Steven Hawkins go on a bender!

  76. avatarSteve Cook says:

    C’mon bitches……….I’m ready to take over the world!!!!!!!

  77. avatarjwm says:

    “What are we going to do tonight. Brain?”

    “Same thing we do every night, Pinky, try to take over the world.”

  78. avatarAaronW says:

    I knew that Bernie Taupin was the driving force behind Elton John’s success, just not so literally.

  79. avatarPat says:

    Will the last liberal in this city please turn out the lights.

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