Just the photo alone is hilarious!
No relevance to the current post, & I apIogize for that. Now… PLEASE bring back the old format to this site. It is an absolute nitrmare to view on a mobile device (ad likely half of us do). It wasn’t broken- don’t try to fix it. I absolutely hate this new format…. Just wish the “contact us” option was still available. Perhaps it is, but it’s certainly not visible from an iPhone. You tried something new, and it blows the goat. Bring TTAG back to its former glory… It’s near enough to make me go somewhere else, RF & co. This is an abomination!
View the mobile version, it works fine and is the same it was before the change. Scroll all the way to the bottom of the page for the link to switch it.
Some of us like the new look… xD
This is TTAG’s Deadspin moment. Mark my words. Despise this new format.
Your patience is most appreciated. Major tweakage continues.
Ill be honest, idk of its just my phone but I don’t see any differences at all.
If you’re on your phone, and you don’t see any differences, then you’re looking at the mobile site. The differences are all on the desktop site, and how it gets rendered by mobile devices.
I like the new look. A little to white (bright) background maybe, but pretty good.
Beware the newest weapon in the police arsenal. The attack schnauzer.
Snowden looks a lot smaller in person
several years ago I was helping a famous laser sight MFG create a Promotional Vid with the help of a County SWAT Team, the shoot was staged at an officers home in the boonies, it went late into the night and pizza’s were ordered. I don’t know who’s idea it was but the 9 man SWAT element decided to do this to the pizza delivery boy. Ahh, simpler times!
HOLD YOUR FIRE! THIS IS NOT A DOG, I REPEAT…THIS IS NOT A DOG!
that’s a good one lmbo // +1000
That was my first thought…It’s not a dog, it’s not a dog don’t shoot.
Just shoot the damn thing and be done with it.
Dammit, Murphy, Hold Fire! It’s not a dog! You know how much trouble we’ll be in if we shoot a Not-A-Dog! The paper work……..
30 seconds later the score would be CAT – 2, SWAT – 0.
There is another kitty waiting for his turn as a shred-o-matic under the Jeep.
IT’S A TRAP!
That’s no ordinary kitty! (think Monty Python’s Holy Grail – rabbit scene)
,,,that;s the most bleedim’ fierce rodent you’ve ever seen in you whole bleedin’ life…
Is it time for the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch?
nobody move, nobody get squirt
Alabama SWAT team first to subdue pussy. Cat.
I’m tired of these black cats. They always get away with it and this one looks suspicious as sin. Let’s take him out.
Even without my goggles, my hand looks just like a cat…
Tell us where the dog is and nobody gets hurt!
No caption necessary
Hey cat . . We know that you know where the secret squirrel snowden is !
Hold your fire Fred. They have to be this high before you can shoot one.
Careful Sargent, I think it’s vest has been armed.
SWAT is so pimp, they be denying p*ssy in their face
Forget the warning, I’m taking this pussy down!!!
I’m just gonna frisk you for nip, keep your paws where I can see them.
Dang it, beaten by a whisker…
“Get down on all fours and spread out your paws… don’t move!”
Hello Kitty Tactical Action Figures.
My buddy Mike and I getting ready to grab his cat for a bath.
“Team B, we go in 1…Team B?”
I’ll draw their attention. Fido, Spot and the rest of you dogs make a run for it!
Union rules, Sarge. I make him raise his tail, you search his body cavity.
Drop your claws!!!! I said drop your claws!!!!
as i tell my dog, cats are no good.
Your dog needs you to tell him that?
Ah c’mon Frank!! When you said these tacticool uniforms would get us a little pussy, I thought you meant . . .
Who knew animal control had their own SWAT team?
Ah c’mon Frank!! When you said these new tacticool uniforms would get us a little puss, I thought you meant . . .
Oh CRAP! I’ts comin right for us!
we only shoot dogs in this town, but if you don’t lower your tail, we will open fire..
Ohhhh, I thought the caller said “Man getting his gat”.
Petting his cat, you said? F^ckbeans.
“Hey, kitty…sorry! We thought you were a dog! We cool, right? High five, buddy!”
Always wear protection when stroking the kitty!
Make sure your buddy has your back too
WAIT!! before you shoot are we at the right house?
ya right, that would never happen. it would go more like “shoot it quick, if its the wrong house we have 9 others we can invade.”
I don’t know Jimmy. What if PETA finds out?
Well we didn’t get all dressed up for nuthin…
President Obama takes credit for chasing down the remaining scattered elements of Al-Kata. Bin Kitty is dead, Detroit is alive.
Winner here, or was it spanish for Wenner here
Now go on home and use your own litter box.
After receiving complaints of trespassers, Tom recons the area.
He would later testify how the two interlopers assaulted him and
how he found it necessary to remove a partial finger. The injured
trespasser was taken to the local hospital. Mr. Snuggles, of the
feline response unit, stated that the though the case is still under
investigation there are no charges were currently pending.
GET ‘EM BEFORE HE… HE… OMG, HE’S LIFTING HIS LEG!
Are you sure it’s not a skunk!!
The SWAT team came very close to having to dispatch the owners attack puzzy…
CS:KO (Kitty Offensive version)
HALT! We saw you ditch the bicycle, peddling pussy is against the law! We know your Tom is under that Jeep, we’ll get him as well.
The Warrior Cop stops for no man. Cats receive a carve-out.
The police were stopping and frisking every cat along that particular road that day. No dogs were being stopped. That’s profiling, and profiling is wrong.
If Wisconsin DNR can kill fawns, We can take out kittens. Who has the salt and pepper.
Can I pet your pussy?
Cover me, I’m going to approach the subject…
Ever since the SWAT team removed the scopes from their rifles and started wearing magnifying glasses, there have been a few problems with misidentifications. Fortunately, they were able to stop this lion before it could hurt anyone.
“the suspect is about… uh yay big.”
Sarge.. My force powers don’t work on this kind of P*ssy.
In related news, Mr Whiskers (seen here) was arrested for having an arsenal of assault claws on his person. “It was tense and I was in fear for my life,” said Officer Davis “Glad I had backup”
Bwahahahaha I have no words.
it’s OK ….
it is a Democrat !!
Bad kitty! That’s my pot pie.
As another Illegal crosses the Border, Obama’s mandate (EO) directed Border Patrol bids the new voter a prosperous life in the new land.
The shooting of the wrong truck in the hunt for Chris Dorner was made up by the media as a macho alternative to what really went wrong.
Hold it still! I can’t hit it at this range unless you hold it still!
Drop the gun!
Am I being detained? Am I being detained?
The one I shot yesterday was “this” big.
You are what you shoot.
We don’t discriminate between dogs and cats-get back kitty!……..or reap the whirlwind……..
Neighborhood Watch SWAT Commander George Zimmerman, seen here gesturing towards the suspect, attempts to question a suspicious feline walking through the neighborhood. Police responding to the scene reported finding George scratched and bleeding as the cat turned on him and, once again, kicked his ass. Poor George, won’t he ever learn? His partner was hospitalized due to lack of oxygen caused by uncontrollable laughter.
Militarization of Animal Control? This is getting out of hand…
30 years ago this pic would have only raised question marks. Today everyone sees it as a metaphor for Modern America.
Who besides me realizes that America has fallen into an abyss and that this pic simply illustrates my point?
I agree completely. I haven’t met a reasonable person that will argue America isn’t a police state.
I think NY city is taking their stop and frisk campaign a little to far.
More like stop & Friskies?
It’s coming right at me! Quick! Shoot it!
In this town the cops aren’t the only p*ssies!
This time all hold him. And you shut off the pill down his throat.
HOLT! WE NEED TO SEE YOUR PAPPERS
I told him camo wasn’t enough, he should have used the gilly suit to sneak past these two
Here you can see some p***ys also two cats.
This is how I always dress when I am giving my cat a pill.
“Where is Elian Gonzalez!?!?! Tell me now dammit!”
While SGT Perkins was admiring his PEQ2 and totally bitchin’ vertical foregrip, Officer Davis was hoping the tabby would ignore the instigating catcalls from the “white-blacks” that had crowded around the scene. He didn’t want this one to turn out like all those dog incidents…even though the dogs deserved it…oh yes, they deserved it…they ALL do…
Hey sarge, should I shoot this squirley muthor pheuquer?
Winters get pretty long up there so when summer comes things get weird on the “sunrise side.”
“The gig is up, Mittens; you poop in Daryl Gates’ flower bed, you pay the price!”
“You better come back with a lot more guys”, Mr Peepers said as he turned and walked away.
Finally, the police had caught up with PePe, the famous cat-burglar.
Later, they would find that PePe had bought a cat-a-maran, and was living the good life on Cat-alina Island.
PePe’s victims were cat-a-tonic over the cat-astrophie that had ruined their 9 lives…
I need to go have a lie down now. A cat nap, so to speak.
“Concealing those claws without a permit, eh?…..Take Him Down!”
Tired of all the crap they got for shooting dogs, the local po-po moved on to cats.
Hey! I’m f$#%ing this cat, you just hold it’s tail.
“Bro, this uniform is a p**sy magnet!”
Put your paws up! Drop the catnip, DROP IT!
beat me to it. +1
2 rookies that are about to discover that while head and chest armor is important nothing takes the place of good crotch armor.
And.. not a squirrel. Requested deletion of stupid caption.
“Must be this tall to be senselessly slain by police.”
“No! The assault kittens are black… carry on.”
“Want to slow their advance without sacrificing Fido? Try Fluffy, now in woodland camo.”
“Its okay Jim, it’s a cat. Just relax man, its a cat.”
Some people questioned if the department of animal control needed a SWAT team. But today they proved their worth.
Urban Hunting with Modern Sporting Arms
Poor situational awareness guys – one cat distracts them with fluffy cutness, the other one waits in ambush under the engine block of a Jeep Cherokee.
Hey look ma, no hands!
“Relax, guys – if the cat is gray, there’s no way it could be construed as profiling.”
Not content with their reputation with dog owners, police are now expanding their shoot-on-sight policy to your feline family members too.
“The basic training for drug-lord sniffing kitty officers went predictably badly when the cat was unable to teach the officers anything useful, to the cat.”
Its a good thing cats have 9 lives, because fluffy is about to loose one.
“Just put the tail down and nobody will get hurt!!”
Sir, i found out who redesigned this website.
In the news today, a SWAT team fired over 50-rounds, killing a cat after it repeatedly failed to obey their verbal commands to “freeze”. The police department is investigating the incident and when asked by reporters why so many shots were fired, the spoke person said “The suspect was at the time a clear and present danger to the officers and made itself a very small, fast moving target.”
Awww isn’t that cute.
For what ever reason they failed to show the next picture.
The cat scratched the cop for petting it and his cohort blew it to bits…………
Wait sarg, its okay, its not a dog. Stand down, stand down.
Just like a bunch of gangbangers, theres three of them watching their buddy get arrested. One under the jeep, one by the driver side tire, and one under the other car. These guys were definitely up to no good.
HEY! Wilson! Stop playing with the airsoft kids and get back to work! This Jeep has a huge fvcking leak and Marty says the Chrysler…, Wilson!, for fvcks sake, hes not even a real cop.
Stop right meow!
DROP IT! Drop the mouse gun or we’ll shoot!
HOLD FIRE! HOLD FIRE! It’s a cat, NOT a dog!
Beware, the perp is wearing a scary, black, assault collar.
“yes master we hear and obey”
1. Obama’s crack kitchen staff gathering dinner.
2. Breaking News: President Obama today issued a statement critical of Florida police for ‘acting stupidly’ in their profiling of cat burglars.
3. Stand your ground, Felix, stand your ground!
4. Liberal operatives shown gathering potential petition signer for anti-gun measures.
5. IRS agents demonstrate the penalty for refusing to enroll in ObamaPetcare.
Dang! Looks like a winner, or 5!
State trooper bravely fends off vicious attack by cat – and shoots himself in the hand!
You can never be too sure. Let’s shoot it.
look out! it has shoulder things that go up!
“I saw this in a movie. If you try hard enough you can kill them with your mind. It works with goats.”
Think Monty Python, “nothing more dangerous than a wounded Kitten.
MISTER BLOOMBERG, IT IS NOT NECESSARY FOR YOU TO BE HERE!
Here kitty kitty… BANG!
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