Weekend Photo Caption Contest

154 Responses to Weekend Photo Caption Contest

  1. avatarDr. Michael S. Brown says:

    Just the photo alone is hilarious!

    • avatarMitch says:

      No relevance to the current post, & I apIogize for that. Now… PLEASE bring back the old format to this site. It is an absolute nitrmare to view on a mobile device (ad likely half of us do). It wasn’t broken- don’t try to fix it. I absolutely hate this new format…. Just wish the “contact us” option was still available. Perhaps it is, but it’s certainly not visible from an iPhone. You tried something new, and it blows the goat. Bring TTAG back to its former glory… It’s near enough to make me go somewhere else, RF & co. This is an abomination!

      • avatarChewbacca Defense says:

        View the mobile version, it works fine and is the same it was before the change. Scroll all the way to the bottom of the page for the link to switch it.

      • avatarChristian says:

        Some of us like the new look… xD

        • avatarJoke & Dagger says:

          This is TTAG’s Deadspin moment. Mark my words. Despise this new format.

        • avatarRobert Farago says:

          Your patience is most appreciated. Major tweakage continues.

        • avatarEvan says:

          Ill be honest, idk of its just my phone but I don’t see any differences at all.

        • avatarMatt in FL says:

          If you’re on your phone, and you don’t see any differences, then you’re looking at the mobile site. The differences are all on the desktop site, and how it gets rendered by mobile devices.

      • avatarPat says:

        I like the new look. A little to white (bright) background maybe, but pretty good.

  2. avatarpwrserge says:

    Beware the newest weapon in the police arsenal. The attack schnauzer.

  3. avatarSigGuy says:

    Snowden looks a lot smaller in person

  4. avatarensitue says:

    several years ago I was helping a famous laser sight MFG create a Promotional Vid with the help of a County SWAT Team, the shoot was staged at an officers home in the boonies, it went late into the night and pizza’s were ordered. I don’t know who’s idea it was but the 9 man SWAT element decided to do this to the pizza delivery boy. Ahh, simpler times!

  5. avatarBDub says:


  6. avatarscottlac says:

    Just shoot the damn thing and be done with it.

  7. avatarjwm says:

    Dammit, Murphy, Hold Fire! It’s not a dog! You know how much trouble we’ll be in if we shoot a Not-A-Dog! The paper work……..

  8. avatarGov. William J. Le Petomane says:

    30 seconds later the score would be CAT – 2, SWAT – 0.

  9. avatardudebro says:

    nobody move, nobody get squirt

  10. avatarWilliam Burke says:

    Alabama SWAT team first to subdue pussy. Cat.

  11. avatarnobby says:

    I’m tired of these black cats. They always get away with it and this one looks suspicious as sin. Let’s take him out.

  12. avatarTom in Oregon says:

    Even without my goggles, my hand looks just like a cat…

  13. avatarAvid Reader says:

    Tell us where the dog is and nobody gets hurt!

  14. avatarMatt in SD says:

    No caption necessary

  15. avatarBart says:

    Hey cat . . We know that you know where the secret squirrel snowden is !

  16. avatarEsteve says:

    Hold your fire Fred. They have to be this high before you can shoot one.

  17. avatarMick says:

    Careful Sargent, I think it’s vest has been armed.

  18. avatardudebro says:

    SWAT is so pimp, they be denying p*ssy in their face

  19. avatarMick says:

    Forget the warning, I’m taking this pussy down!!!

  20. avatarCameron S. says:

    I’m just gonna frisk you for nip, keep your paws where I can see them.

  21. avatarConrad says:

    “Get down on all fours and spread out your paws… don’t move!”

  22. avatarRockThisTown says:

    Hello Kitty Tactical Action Figures.

  23. avatarMatt in FL says:

    My buddy Mike and I getting ready to grab his cat for a bath.

  24. avatarWill says:

    “Team B, we go in 1…Team B?”

  25. avatarBryan says:

    I’ll draw their attention. Fido, Spot and the rest of you dogs make a run for it!

  26. avatarRalph says:

    Union rules, Sarge. I make him raise his tail, you search his body cavity.

  27. avatarJoleme says:

    Drop your claws!!!! I said drop your claws!!!!

  28. avatarDamDoc says:

    as i tell my dog, cats are no good.

  29. avatarMr. Bob says:

    Ah c’mon Frank!! When you said these tacticool uniforms would get us a little pussy, I thought you meant . . .

  30. avatarJoel says:

    Who knew animal control had their own SWAT team?

  31. avatarBob in NV says:

    Ah c’mon Frank!! When you said these new tacticool uniforms would get us a little puss, I thought you meant . . .

  32. avatarPlumbump says:

    Oh CRAP! I’ts comin right for us!

  33. avatarwolfpack 46 says:

    we only shoot dogs in this town, but if you don’t lower your tail, we will open fire..

  34. avatarLongBeach says:

    Ohhhh, I thought the caller said “Man getting his gat”.
    Petting his cat, you said? F^ckbeans.

  35. avatarTodd says:

    “Hey, kitty…sorry! We thought you were a dog! We cool, right? High five, buddy!”

  36. avatarRon Burgundy says:

    Always wear protection when stroking the kitty!

    Make sure your buddy has your back too

  37. avatarMoedigger says:

    WAIT!! before you shoot are we at the right house?

    • avatarS.CROCK says:

      ya right, that would never happen. it would go more like “shoot it quick, if its the wrong house we have 9 others we can invade.”

  38. avatarMrVigs says:

    I don’t know Jimmy. What if PETA finds out?

    Well we didn’t get all dressed up for nuthin…

  39. avatarJames says:

    President Obama takes credit for chasing down the remaining scattered elements of Al-Kata. Bin Kitty is dead, Detroit is alive.

  40. avatarLouis says:

    Now go on home and use your own litter box.

  41. avatarChuckN says:

    After receiving complaints of trespassers, Tom recons the area.
    He would later testify how the two interlopers assaulted him and
    how he found it necessary to remove a partial finger. The injured
    trespasser was taken to the local hospital. Mr. Snuggles, of the
    feline response unit, stated that the though the case is still under
    investigation there are no charges were currently pending.

  42. avatarg says:


  43. avatarGregg says:

    Are you sure it’s not a skunk!!

  44. avatarSkyMan77 says:

    The SWAT team came very close to having to dispatch the owners attack puzzy… :)

  45. avatarphoenixNFA says:

    Counter-Terrorists Win.

  46. avatarmountainpass says:

    HALT! We saw you ditch the bicycle, peddling pussy is against the law! We know your Tom is under that Jeep, we’ll get him as well.

  47. avatarRun4 says:

    The Warrior Cop stops for no man. Cats receive a carve-out.

  48. avatarDerrick says:

    The police were stopping and frisking every cat along that particular road that day. No dogs were being stopped. That’s profiling, and profiling is wrong.

  49. avatarflboots says:

    If Wisconsin DNR can kill fawns, We can take out kittens. Who has the salt and pepper.

  50. avatarPete says:

    Can I pet your pussy?

  51. avatarBill says:

    Cover me, I’m going to approach the subject…

  52. avatarBob says:

    Ever since the SWAT team removed the scopes from their rifles and started wearing magnifying glasses, there have been a few problems with misidentifications. Fortunately, they were able to stop this lion before it could hurt anyone.

  53. avatarS.CROCK says:

    “the suspect is about… uh yay big.”

  54. avatarJim says:

    Sarge.. My force powers don’t work on this kind of P*ssy.

  55. avatarMecha75 says:

    In related news, Mr Whiskers (seen here) was arrested for having an arsenal of assault claws on his person. “It was tense and I was in fear for my life,” said Officer Davis “Glad I had backup”

  56. avatarMediocrates says:

    Bwahahahaha I have no words.

  57. avatarRobert Seddon says:

    NO, NO,
    it’s OK ….
    it is a Democrat !!

  58. avatargunyouzer says:

    Bad kitty! That’s my pot pie.

  59. avatarDenny says:

    As another Illegal crosses the Border, Obama’s mandate (EO) directed Border Patrol bids the new voter a prosperous life in the new land.

  60. avatarIn Memphis says:

    The shooting of the wrong truck in the hunt for Chris Dorner was made up by the media as a macho alternative to what really went wrong.

  61. avatarAl says:

    Hold it still! I can’t hit it at this range unless you hold it still!

  62. avatarDon says:

    Am I being detained? Am I being detained?

  63. avatarElephant Rider says:

    The one I shot yesterday was “this” big.

  64. You are what you shoot.

  65. avatarPantera Vazquez says:

    We don’t discriminate between dogs and cats-get back kitty!……..or reap the whirlwind……..

  66. avatarJoel says:

    Neighborhood Watch SWAT Commander George Zimmerman, seen here gesturing towards the suspect, attempts to question a suspicious feline walking through the neighborhood. Police responding to the scene reported finding George scratched and bleeding as the cat turned on him and, once again, kicked his ass. Poor George, won’t he ever learn? His partner was hospitalized due to lack of oxygen caused by uncontrollable laughter.

  67. avatarAcepeacemaker says:

    Militarization of Animal Control? This is getting out of hand…

  68. avatarensitue says:

    30 years ago this pic would have only raised question marks. Today everyone sees it as a metaphor for Modern America.
    Who besides me realizes that America has fallen into an abyss and that this pic simply illustrates my point?

    • avatarEric in Sacramento says:

      I agree completely. I haven’t met a reasonable person that will argue America isn’t a police state.

  69. avatartickedoffcoloradan says:

    I think NY city is taking their stop and frisk campaign a little to far.

  70. avatarrobin says:

    It’s coming right at me! Quick! Shoot it!

  71. avatarMiketheHopsFarmer says:

    In this town the cops aren’t the only p*ssies!

  72. avatarwatchmenlewis says:


  73. avatarHobart W. Biegler says:

    I told him camo wasn’t enough, he should have used the gilly suit to sneak past these two

  74. avatarcolinp says:

    Here you can see some p***ys also two cats.

  75. avatarPat Carver says:

    This is how I always dress when I am giving my cat a pill.

  76. avatarLJM says:

    “Where is Elian Gonzalez!?!?! Tell me now dammit!”

  77. avatartfunk says:

    While SGT Perkins was admiring his PEQ2 and totally bitchin’ vertical foregrip, Officer Davis was hoping the tabby would ignore the instigating catcalls from the “white-blacks” that had crowded around the scene. He didn’t want this one to turn out like all those dog incidents…even though the dogs deserved it…oh yes, they deserved it…they ALL do…

  78. avatarRoscoe says:

    Hey sarge, should I shoot this squirley muthor pheuquer?

  79. avatargeoffb says:

    Winters get pretty long up there so when summer comes things get weird on the “sunrise side.”

  80. avatarLucas D. says:

    “The gig is up, Mittens; you poop in Daryl Gates’ flower bed, you pay the price!”

  81. avatarBillF says:

    “You better come back with a lot more guys”, Mr Peepers said as he turned and walked away.

  82. avatarTom in Oregon says:

    Finally, the police had caught up with PePe, the famous cat-burglar.
    Later, they would find that PePe had bought a cat-a-maran, and was living the good life on Cat-alina Island.
    PePe’s victims were cat-a-tonic over the cat-astrophie that had ruined their 9 lives…

  83. avatarRoice says:

    “Concealing those claws without a permit, eh?…..Take Him Down!”

  84. avatarLiberty2Alpha says:

    Tired of all the crap they got for shooting dogs, the local po-po moved on to cats.

  85. avatarLiberty2Alpha says:

    Hey! I’m f$#%ing this cat, you just hold it’s tail.

  86. avatarTJ says:

    “Bro, this uniform is a p**sy magnet!”

  87. avatarJason says:

    Put your paws up! Drop the catnip, DROP IT!

  88. avatarjwm says:

    2 rookies that are about to discover that while head and chest armor is important nothing takes the place of good crotch armor.

  89. avatarAlphapod says:

    And.. not a squirrel. Requested deletion of stupid caption.

  90. avatarjustin says:

    “Must be this tall to be senselessly slain by police.”

  91. avatarCrashbbear says:

    “No! The assault kittens are black… carry on.”


    “Want to slow their advance without sacrificing Fido? Try Fluffy, now in woodland camo.”

  92. avatarLolinski says:

    “Its okay Jim, it’s a cat. Just relax man, its a cat.”

  93. avatarCNS says:

    Some people questioned if the department of animal control needed a SWAT team. But today they proved their worth.

  94. avatarRalph (not that one) says:

    Urban Hunting with Modern Sporting Arms

  95. avatarAaronW says:

    Poor situational awareness guys – one cat distracts them with fluffy cutness, the other one waits in ambush under the engine block of a Jeep Cherokee.

  96. avatarharrycarry says:

    Hey look ma, no hands!

  97. avatarAaronW says:

    “Relax, guys – if the cat is gray, there’s no way it could be construed as profiling.”

  98. avatarTim U says:

    Not content with their reputation with dog owners, police are now expanding their shoot-on-sight policy to your feline family members too.

  99. avatarSoccerchainsaw says:

    “The basic training for drug-lord sniffing kitty officers went predictably badly when the cat was unable to teach the officers anything useful, to the cat.”

  100. avatarPascal says:

    Its a good thing cats have 9 lives, because fluffy is about to loose one.

  101. avatarCarlos Cid says:

    “Just put the tail down and nobody will get hurt!!”

  102. avatarZack says:

    Sir, i found out who redesigned this website.

  103. avatarJAS says:

    In the news today, a SWAT team fired over 50-rounds, killing a cat after it repeatedly failed to obey their verbal commands to “freeze”. The police department is investigating the incident and when asked by reporters why so many shots were fired, the spoke person said “The suspect was at the time a clear and present danger to the officers and made itself a very small, fast moving target.”

  104. avatarJay in Florida says:

    Awww isn’t that cute.
    For what ever reason they failed to show the next picture.
    The cat scratched the cop for petting it and his cohort blew it to bits…………

  105. avatarJ.G. says:

    Wait sarg, its okay, its not a dog. Stand down, stand down.

  106. avatarJ.G. says:

    Just like a bunch of gangbangers, theres three of them watching their buddy get arrested. One under the jeep, one by the driver side tire, and one under the other car. These guys were definitely up to no good.

  107. avatarHolyDiver says:

    HEY! Wilson! Stop playing with the airsoft kids and get back to work! This Jeep has a huge fvcking leak and Marty says the Chrysler…, Wilson!, for fvcks sake, hes not even a real cop.

  108. avatarLewis says:

    Stop right meow!

  109. avatarCulpeper Kid says:

    DROP IT! Drop the mouse gun or we’ll shoot!

  110. avatarJohn L. says:

    HOLD FIRE! HOLD FIRE! It’s a cat, NOT a dog!

  111. avatarThomas Boyd says:

    Beware, the perp is wearing a scary, black, assault collar.

  112. avataranon says:

    “yes master we hear and obey”

  113. avatarHiPlanesDrifter says:

    1. Obama’s crack kitchen staff gathering dinner.

    2. Breaking News: President Obama today issued a statement critical of Florida police for ‘acting stupidly’ in their profiling of cat burglars.

    3. Stand your ground, Felix, stand your ground!

    4. Liberal operatives shown gathering potential petition signer for anti-gun measures.

    5. IRS agents demonstrate the penalty for refusing to enroll in ObamaPetcare.

  114. avatarMartin B says:

    State trooper bravely fends off vicious attack by cat – and shoots himself in the hand!

  115. avatarJoe says:

    You can never be too sure. Let’s shoot it.

  116. avatarVhyrus says:

    look out! it has shoulder things that go up!

  117. avatarDavid says:

    “I saw this in a movie. If you try hard enough you can kill them with your mind. It works with goats.”

  118. avatarPat says:

    Think Monty Python, “nothing more dangerous than a wounded Kitten.

  119. avatarAnonemoose says:


  120. avatarJeff says:

    Here kitty kitty… BANG!

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