We are controlling transmission. Some time in the next few hours, we will be moving TTAG to new servers. You may experience momentary interruptions in your picture. Do not be alarmed. We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your screen. You are about to continue experiencing the awe and mystery which reaches from the collective inner mind of the Armed Intelligentsia to the outer limits of the intertubes. Your cooperation and patience are appreciated.

22 Responses to Do Not Attempt to Adjust Your Screen

    • This is what happens when literacy rates drop in school! Obviously this child was left behind. . .and in front. . .as well as head and shoulders above the other children. . .

      Stop tragedy! Force people to read books not screens!

  1. Hmmm… I’d much rather be here in the O.L. than where they killed that defenseless Rossi. That’s the darkest corner of the Twilight Zone.

    The following is a public service announcement from the Free State:

    Friends, have you ever seen a “peace brick?” It’s a tragic sight, and a monument to the unspeakable violence and turpitude of the Grabbers, a collectivist entity who grab not to embrace — but to crush and destroy.

    We must remember that guns don’t kill guns; people do. Without a conscientious human, a gun is without any defense from either predators or the elements.

    Won’t you extend your hand to a lonely gun and give it the love and nourishment we all deserve?

    It’s a proven fact that guns, just like cats and doge, help humans live longer, richer lives.

    Only YOU can help. Don’t let a gun go unwanted and unloved. Act today.

    Thank you for your time. We now return you to your regularly scheduled outage.

  2. Ah yes,…yes, yes…the old, changing over to the new servers, ploy.
    I must congratulate you monsieur, for nobody likes a good, changing
    over to the new servers, ploy better than I do. Yes,…..yes indeed.

  3. New server, same shitty WordPress theme, I quit reading this site a few weeks ago when you made this stupid change and found plenty of alternative sites. Just happened to do a quick check back here and saw things have not changed. When I read this site on an iPad I don’t want to read articles on half the screen so your ads can take up the other half. Either get a theme that lets you adjust frame sizes or hack your css files. Also your header is ridiculously huge with your big ad in it. I’ll check back in a few months again to see if anything has changed but way to go on successfully ruining a good site.

  4. There is nothing wrong with your brain. Do not attempt to attenuate it to Actuality. They are controlling the transmission. They are controlling the talking points. They are controlling the dialogue. They are controlling the narrative. They are controlling your perception.
    They will make you louder by stimulating your birth trauma of VICTIMIZATION.
    They will make you softer and have you bleating and hoof waving along with the rest of their flock.
    They will label you at the first instance of independent thought a racist, sexist, homophobic and LGBTranswhatever hater. They will persecute with impunity; externalize their inadequacies; identify the Evils which Must Be transformed into tools to be used to fulfill their rightful Destiny.
    They will continue to assimilate everyone into The Great Collective.
    They will vibrate your heartstrings to turn your skewed sense of Morality and common decency into irrelevant, archaic and non-progressive beliefs.
    They will Melt Your GUNS into Monuments to their Omnipotence.
    They will bend you to their Will and you will accept everything they’re telling you as irrefutable Truth; in your best interest; and For the Children.
    They control your whoreiszontal. They control your urgeical.
    They will change your focus or blur you into obscurity.
    They will magically transpose their illogical, irrational, irresponsible and indefensible activities and positions into the crystal clarity of perfectly normal, perfectly natural, and perfectly healthy behavior.
    They repeat. Without them you are nothing.
    Their Reality IS Your Utopia.
    You are the thing They have always used, and will always continue to use in the Great Adventure of the 5,500 year Rein of the Angelic over the heathens; the Masters over the slaves; the Divine Rulers over the ruled; The Betters in Government over the peasant masses; the Elitists in their hallowed halls of Academia over the uneducated and ill-informed; the Sages in Mainstream Media over the mindless.
    You will be Assimilated. Resistance is Infantile. You are their Outer Limits.

  5. FYI
    Something on your great website is causing Explorer to freak out and shut down from time to time.

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