The 600 Round Glock “Assault Clip”

I’m pretty sure this is fake. Especially since the video never seems to show him firing more than 19 rounds before cutting to a different angle. And I’m pretty sure they just repeated the same video over and over again to get the right round count. Anyway, still pretty funny.

[h/t KitUp]

comments

  1. avatar Pat Carver says:

    You’re “pretty sure” this is fake? HAHAAAHAAHA!!

    1. avatar SnJohnson says:

      But I saw it in Call of Duty? Video games taught me everything I know about guns. It has to be real.

    2. avatar Rattlerjake says:

      This guy is a class act!

  2. avatar Bruce W. Krafft says:

    The hand clutching the tallywhacker does add that certain je ne sais quoi!

    1. avatar Accur81 says:

      Word.

      1. avatar Joke & Dagger says:

        Pure Awesomeness.

    2. avatar Sertorius says:

      +1

    3. avatar In Memphis says:

      “Please, please! Can we call it a tallywhacker? P3nis is so puh, puh puh… p3nis is so personal.”

    4. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

      Reminded me of the man with 3 p3nises. His pants fit him like a glove…

      1. avatar Tom Tonelli says:

        It’s hard to spank just half a monkey. Just sayin.

  3. avatar imrambi says:

    Besides the magazines being backwards, pause the video at 51 seconds and you will see the backside of the second magazine.

    The second magazine is empty. There should be at least a couple of reflections in the holes, but there are none.

    Now if it actually worked (modified followers? Super large spring?), it would be great for a Glock 18, but that would be about it.

    1. avatar Pwrserge says:

      Yeah… As a mechanical engineer, I’m going to say that stings and feed mechanisms don’t work that way. In order to have a spring that provides sufficient force to feed on the last round, you would not be able to insert the top round without a hydraulic press.

      1. avatar Nigil says:

        When I first saw this video a while back, I thought about the spring issue as well. In trying to imagine what could work IRL, I picture a pulley/counterweight attached to the follower, giving a constant upward force of the counterweight. It might be fun to try and build something like that. Or you could just get a belt fed gun.

        1. avatar vioshi says:

          Use a Pneumatic follower. That way the magazine could be shaped any way you want, like wrapped around in your turbine. May require some sort of pressure compensation to ensure the correct force is applied at the end. A belt gun would require different mechanics. This could work with any stock semi-auto.

        2. avatar Nigil says:

          Re: vioshi
          I like where your head’s at. Maybe a small tankless air compressor with enough output to keep up with the the expanding volume of the magazine. Could fit the whole thing into a backpack with a flexible guide from the pack to the gun, and have a mini-gun like system for a magazine fed gun.

      2. avatar jwm says:

        If you rechambered the gun to .9mm the spring issue would be much easier to overcome.

      3. avatar Andrew Snyder says:

        Not to mention the heat from firing it that much in quick succession. I put two full mags (30) rounds through my glock 22 just saturday in less than a minute, I then handed the gun to my wife to shoot with the slide open and she accidentaly (at least she claimed it was an accident) touched my arm with the exposed barrel, trust me, it was hot as hell.

        I think if you could put 600 rounds through it quickly, by around 200 the lower would start melting.

        1. avatar MarcusAurelius says:

          It’s been done by James Yeager and co. with 1,000 rounds in about 15 minutes or so. The recoil spring guide rod melted and popped out the front but the gun continued functioning for the whole exhibition.

  4. avatar Powers says:

    His other videos show the same..funny stuff

  5. avatar tdiinva says:

    Aside from the obvious fakery a crew served handgun doesn’t seem like a very pratical arrangement.

    And where did he find 600 rounds of ammo.

  6. avatar Matt in FL says:

    Completely impractical. There’s no way I could fit that in my car, much less conceal it.

    I do like how it forces you to hold your GLOCK-brand GLOCK in the proper stance and grip. It’s a tool, and a training aid!

  7. avatar fred says:

    I think my IQ just dropped a couple points after watching that video.

  8. avatar Paul53 says:

    Can’t wait till Diane Feinstein sees this! If she doesn’t drop from apoplexy, she’ll have to introduce a bill regulating the sale of 600 round magazines!

  9. avatar Powers says:

    Time Magazine $25.95 – 600 round magazines available video…

  10. avatar Blehtastic says:

    I’ve always wondered why nobody’s come up with a motorized magazine like they have for those modern gatling guns that connects to a backpack full of ammo.

    Couldn’t gears push rounds up a magazine just as well as springs?

    1. avatar Jarhead1982 says:

      Yeah, but unlike an M134, the feed mechanism isnt geared into the weapon hence the timing would be problematic.

      1. avatar Dracon1201 says:

        I guess you could separate them and run them electronically.

      2. avatar Blehtastic says:

        Couldn’t you just set it up to maintain constant pressure between rounds like the normal magazine does?

        1. avatar Jarhead1982 says:

          Yeah, it is technically possible, kinda like a CV motor, but visualizing the components needed to make that functional, uh that would be overly complicated, and we all know what overly complicated means for functionality/dependable operation!

        2. avatar Mike says:

          Maybe something similar to an AK drum. The clockwork spring will spin until they hit the guide that sends them up the neck towards the bottom of the receiver. The pressure comes from the rounds underneath being forced up the ramp, not directly from the spring. And, when there are gaps between the rounds in the drum, the spring would spin to make sure the rounds headed up are under tension. The spring can be de-tensioned (is that a word?) for loading and storage, and wound before use. I think there’s a 50 round Glock drum available (not sure how the spring works in that), but no matter which method you try, 600 rounds of ANY Glock caliber is going to take up a crapload of space, and weigh about 20 pounds or so. Just a quick bit of math, just counting 600 of the 115 grain BULLETS themselves (no powder, primer, or brass. Not even considering the weight of the magazine itself), came out to about 9 3/4 pounds.

  11. avatar speedracer5050 says:

    Too funny!! Video just spliced and looped!! Good job tho!! Look to his left side throughout video. Brass pile never shows up!! 600 Rds would leave a hell of a pile of brass!!
    Still funny!!

  12. avatar BLAMMO says:

    The least he can do is lean into it a bit. He’s so far back on his heels a strong headwind would knock him on his ass.

  13. avatar Blue says:

    He needs some gansta sites on the side of that thaing.

  14. avatar Coloradan says:

    Lol, so fake. You can see some of the magazines are backwards.

  15. avatar PhoenixNFA says:

    Nick. This is as real as it gets. Real talk.

    His glock torture test videos are pretty good too.

  16. avatar Larry says:

    This is great. Awesome video.

  17. avatar jwm says:

    Of course it’s fake. But fun anyway. What would 600 rounds of 9mm weigh?

  18. avatar Gyufygy says:

    “What model Glock do you have?”

    “The Gloximus Maximus!”

  19. avatar Shane says:

    That is funny. The Hickok45 parody is kinda funny as well. Glock brand Glockazines!

  20. avatar IdahoPete says:

    WHOA! killa cool – gots to get me some – like, awesomeness and stuff like that.

    What he really needs to make it work is a set of “Birdman Weapons Systems HoMeBoY Nyte-Sytes “, killa good sideways sights for your Glock! Very minor gunsmithing required!
    (www.thegunzone.com/glock/glock-gag.html)

  21. avatar Roger says:

    At least the moroon is holding his nut sack when he shoots it. LOL

  22. avatar Steve O says:

    Brace yo self foo. Lol.

  23. avatar Werewolf1021 says:

    Yes, it is fake. Mattv likes to troll the antis.

    1. avatar Matt in FL says:

      Are you sure?

  24. avatar Jeh says:

    I don’t even like Glock and I feel sorry for it.

  25. avatar smackit says:

    Matt had probably 10 or “bumpinator” videos that demonstrated how to make el-cheapo Slidefires out of low-cost Tapco stocks. After Sandy Hook I downloaded copies of all of them in case Youtube went gun hostile. They pretty much all went “poof” a couple months ago, not sure why.

    Here is a little taste of a Ruger 10-22 going bumpinator. A later video (now missing) shows how he improved his technique where he could reliably dump mag afeter mag.

  26. avatar Andrew says:

    I love Mattv2099, he’s hilarious.

  27. avatar PhoenixNFA says:

    He is re uploading a lot of his videos to make his channel a bit more YouTube friendly. (End bumps, better annotations with links, etc)

  28. avatar Paul53 says:

    Be the first in your neighborhood watch to have the Glock 600 round magazine! Be the envy of your local prosecutor! Comes with discount coupons for “ganasta sites” and a reloading starter kit. Gun, ammunition, and black hoodie not included.

  29. avatar Lance says:

    Still make liberal scum poop there pants 🙂 See Obama try to ban something that really doesn’t exist.

  30. avatar Anonymous says:

    Now all we need to do is air drop them over NYC.

    1. avatar Paul53 says:

      I’ll mix them in with my next load of 64 ounce soda cups.

  31. avatar g says:

    But… but… it’s a Glock! Nothing breaks it! It can kill you just by you gazing upon its black plastic fury!

  32. avatar Trogdor says:

    Why stop at 600 rounds?

  33. avatar C says:

    The man’s a national treasure.

  34. avatar Gov. William J. Le Petomane says:

    A thought popped into my head the other day that it would be pretty cool if one of these state laws like the New York Safe Act accidentally left a loophole that allowed a resident to use a belt feed system.

  35. avatar Paul McCain says:

    I’ll wait for the Magpul 600 round mag, thank you very much.

  36. avatar mattv2099 says:

    Hey, guys! Thanks for blogging this 🙂

    I’ve made 5 videos on this subject. It goes back to February when Time magazine made the claim that 600 round magazines could be purchased for $25.95…

    1. avatar Matt in FL says:

      matt, your videos are perpetually on my “not to be missed” list.

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